Ok ok ok, even my friends here at HOME say I shouldn't be starting another story, BUT I couldn't help it…And I was in the mood to make something wacky…so here ya go!
IN YOUR REVIEWS let me know if you would like to be in part two…THANX GUYSIES!!!!
Obsession-overcoming Tips for Rabid Fanatics Part One
*Talley, Elizabeth, Mandy, Emily, and Bobbalicious…wait…Bobbalicious cant come…DIE! They walk up to a giant black door. They don't know what to do…
Mandy: Tap it and see if it moves…
Talley: *tap tap tap…* *they all get sucked inside…* *
Mean lady with "spectacles": Ladies. Thank you for coming to Obsession-overcoming Tips for Rabid Fanatics Part One How nice of you to respond to my calls…You have been reported all over the Bronx confronting people with pictures of various boys and attacking the ones who shrug…
Mandy: *nudges Talley* I told]d you to stop…
Talley: I cant help it! They are so hot!
Lady: Specify who…TalleyAnne?
Talley: Yea that's right..ok…the hot ones…@pulls out a large photo album@ Ok lets see here…Shane, Orlando, Ryan, Jake, Max, Tom, Richard (Emily…YAYY), Robert (That was for Emily lol), Justin…
Elizabeth: @rolls eyes@ Um, maybe you should start with someone else. This could go on for hours.
Emily: Yeah you DON'T want to see Talley obsessed! BELIEVE ME im so glad that Harry Potter Mania is gone…
Talley: And Martin, and and OOH OOH JUSTIN JACOBY YAYY @squeals@
Lady: STOP! @pulls out clipboard@
Girls: @blink@
Lady: TalleyAnne, tell me about your @pushes glasses up and reads off clipboard@ Previous obsessions.
Talley: @counts on fingers@ Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, And Holes…Well im really not obsessed with holes…but I really love the name Alphanumerics…
Everyone: O-o
Talley: @Blinks@ Yeah well I also have a problem…HOTT GUYS FILL MY THOUGHTS
Emily: OMG ME TOO Blake, Blake Blake bla-
Talley: @hits her@ Shut up
Emily: Blake Blake…..OMG RICHARD hotness @eye twitches@
Talley: Anyways O-O OMG
Lady: What is it? @scared of Talley because she looks evil@
Talley: @whispers to Elizabeth@ I…Saw…Jake…GAH!!!!! I swear I saw him and NO this time it was not my brother and I was NOT hallucinating….He was real, here, in his own true quality hotness…..
Elizabeth: You are way obsessed hon…
Talley: @stomps foot@ Am not! ……..CAVEMAN!
Elizabeth: EEP WHERE @pats hair@
Talley, Mandy, Emily: ROFLTAO
Lady: Peculiar…@scribbles on clipboard@ Well the only cure I see here is for you to meet one person desirable to each of you.
Emily: @disinterested@ I already know who Blake is…
Mandy: He has a gf.. NANNY NANNY BOO BOO! Caveman is SING-ALL!
Elizabeth: @still excited of hearing the word caveman@ where…where…where…
Talley: @rolls eyes@ Squid is MUCHO hotter…
Elizabeth: DIEEE!!! @attacks talley@ CAVEY SWEETIE RULES! GOOD GUYS DOMINATE!
Talley: BAD BOYS ARE BETTER CAVEMAN IS BORING!!!! OUCH
Mandy: @walks over to Emily and they nod@
They go to find D-Tent and bring them back
Lady: FRENCH FRIES…
Audience: O-O
Elizabeth: @pokes up@ CAVEMAN! I SMELL 'EM!
Emily and Mandy come back.
Emily: Mrs. Lady, I couldn't find…..AAAAAHHHHH @sees Barney@ MY LOVE! @jumps on his back and they hop away singing the evil Death love song@
Mandy: -_- Freak…
Lady: Look behind the pink door…
Mandy: Okay! @opens it@ ZIGGY PIE HONEY BUNCH!!!!!!!!!!! @Bewildered ZigZag emerges…@
ZigZag: WTF…@Mandy jumps on his leg, humming gleefully@ Erm, help…
Mandy: Mine……..ALL MINEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Caveman: @comes out of door@ WOW weird girls again…I thought they said that if We left Holes Anonymous (Squid's*Charm's story haha) That they wouldn't attack us!
Elizabeth: @sniffs@ smell…him…YAYY MY BABEH!!!! @runs to him and jumps on him@
Caveman: @falls over@ Cant…Breathe…Fluuuh…..
Elizabeth: That's rite, gotcha right where I want ya…
Talley: @sneaks up behind lady@ @pokes her and hides@
Lady: @looks around@
Talley: @snicker@ WHERE IS SQUID!!!!!!???????? Humph…
Squid: @walks out of door@ @Talley glomps him@
him what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have run down a cartload of nuns while driving a stolen carriage on my way to sell drugs to school children…
Lady: WOW I thought you stood on top of a mountain top during a thunderstorm and yelled "All Gods Are Bast-"
Talley: SQUID SQUID SQUID haaaaa……..SO UNVBELIEVABLY HOITT
ZigZag: NOOOOO @escapes from Mandy@ YAYY @scampers away@
Mandy: TEARS!!!!!!!!! Talley Im bored….he left me……
Talley: @still hanging on to Squid@ I love you, ya lil sexy stud muffin! @rubs head on his shoulder@
Squid: F-
Mandy: ACK NO BAD WORDS… R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Hall's got low price guarantees! (hall Honda commercial)
Talley: @lets go of Squid@ R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Hall's got the car you need!
Elizabeth: @looks away from Caveman@ OOOOOHHH!!!!!! A lotta respect!
Lady: O-o @writes on clipboard@ Easily distracted…
D-Tent bois: @slip away@
Girls: @finish singing@
Talley: OMG I LET HIM GO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo @cries@
Mandy: ZIG! I NEEEED YOU!!!!!!! I WONT CALL YOU RICKUMS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: -_- Once again, FREAK say it with me…FREAK
Audience: FREAK!
Opera Singers: FFF---RRRRRRRRRRRRR---EA-EA-EA-K!!!!!
Everyone: O_O where did SHE come from…
Talley: GUYS opera looks a lot like Oprah! @sings oprah theme@ @Gives Mandy a giant suit that looks like oprah@
Mandy: @puts it on@ Now, Elizabeth Kay, I understand that the love of your life….LEFT you!
Elizabeth: @crying@ YESSSSSSSSSSS
Audience: @all together@ Awwwww….
Talley: ^_o
Mandy aka Oprah: Ok, well how does that make you feeeeeeeel??
Elizabeth: WAHHHHHHH horrible! @sniff@ ZigZag-ie left me!!!!
Mandy aka Oprah: That's okay, crying is good, let it ALLLL out, your feelings clearly need an escape!
Elizabeth: @blows nose@
Mandy aka Oprah: Lets bring out Dr. Phil.
Audience: DR. PHIL! @applause@
Fat Phil emerges: Hello, Elizabeth. Clearly he left you because you were obsessed…
Elizabeth: @hits him@ MEANIE
Audience: @in unison@ OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh
Talley: Lets go find them!
Mandy: Ok! @unzips Oprah suit@
Audience: ^_o
Elizabeth: @crying, hitting the floor with her hands@ COME BACK!!!! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK…………………..
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Ok I reread that and it isn't HILARIOUSLY funny…..I guess iw wasn't in a good mood….And I need more people cuz I know my friends really well and its not very fun using them…lol
EMAIL RichardsOnlyLuv@aol.com or send me a review saying you want to be in this…Say your name and obsession, it doesn't have to be holes!!!!
Buenos Noches, Posse!!!!
*talley~
