Birthday Blues

Ok! Here I go again with the comedies! I'm not good at it, but its fun! I hope you like it!

If you didn't know this is a sequel to the comedy, Fortune Cookies!! Which is pretty good, if I do say so myself!

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Chapter One

~Revenge on a misfortunate one~

Kaoru-chan21: All is quite in Kalm town . . . .

Cloud: Again!?

KC: yes again, get used to it!

Cloud: Can you leave me out of it today? I got a date with Tifa, and I don't want you to mess it up!

KC: Yikes! Someone has an attitude!

Cloud: Please!!!!!

KC: Ok fine . . . I'll go torture the others

Cloud: Good!

BACK AT THEIR HOUSE (I don't think all of them would be living together)

*POOF*

All: Kaoru-chan!

KC: What is this Cheers?

Cid: What' cha doing here?

KC: Cloud banished me 'cause he said I would ruin his date with Tifa. Geeze this was supposed to be my story!

Aeris: Can we go ruin their date? Can we please!?

Vincent: Why do you want to go ruin their date so bad?

Aeris: Cause I'm ticked off at Cloud!

Barret: What did that spiky headed jerk do now?

Aeris: It's not what he did, it's what he didn't!

KC: Oh! Happy Birthday Aeris!!

Aeris: At least 2 people remembered, you and Tifa

All: Happy Birthday!

Aeris: A little late, but anyway Cloud didn't say anything and he always remembers. I kept dropping him hints like: Birthdays are special aren't they? Only once a year . . . And he just looked at me like I was crazy

Yuffie: Let's steal his Materia!

All: Yuffie!

Yuffie: What!?

Aeris: Let's not, I just want to make him pay! So can we ruin his date!? Please!?

KC: Sure, I need a plot for this story anyway . . . .

Red: You mean you didn't have one?

KC: Nope, never do when I start typing . . . . hehe

(just then Sephy walks though the door with a bouquet of beautiful flowers)

All: Sephy!

KC: This has got to stop . . . .

Sephy: Aeris, did you think I would forget your birthday? Here I bought you these!

Barret: You probably stole them . . .

Aeris: I love flowers!

All: We know . . . (They look at the hundreds of flower pots around them)

Aeris: But I don't want them if you're giving them to me!

Sephy: I try to do something nice and it blows up in my face . . .

(Then Kaoru-chan takes the flowers)

KC: What if I give them to you?

Aeris: Oh thank you Kaoru-chan! These are beautiful!

Sephy: . . . .

Vincent: Now what?

KC: Does anyone know where Cloud was taking Tifa?

AT SOME FANCY RESTURANT

Tifa: Oh Cloud its lovely here!

Cloud: Only the best!

Reno: May I take your order?

Cloud: Oh god! Kaoru-chan you said you wouldn't interfere!

KC: This is my story!! Back off!!!

Cloud: Or what?

KC: Pain . . . lots of pain

Cloud: I got a sword and I know how to use it!

SA: Yea, but who do you think equips you?

Cloud: Not my precious Ultima Weapon!

KC: Oh hush, you baby

Reno: Can I take your order!?

Tifa: I'll have a Mandragoda Salad and some water

Cloud: I'll have an Ironite Steak

Reno: Ok, that'll be 50 gil up front because I have to carry the food

Cloud: No way!!!

Reno: Hey it's hard work!

Tifa: Sure it is. . . .

Reno: No money, no food!

Cloud: Fine (pulls out his wallet and pays Reno, then he looks at Tifa) only for you.....

Tifa: (smiles sweetly)

Reno: (Leans over to Tifa) Hey if you want to lose the spiky haired jerk I'm free all night

Tifa: And if you don't want to lose your head, I suggest you shut up

Reno: (mumbles) Major attitude . . .

BACK AT THE HOUSE . . .

*POOF*

All: Kaoru-chan!

KC: . . . . . . . .

Barret: The more you hate it the more we do it!

KC: I know where they are! And Cloud's gonna get it!

Aeris: Ok let's go!

Cid: We need a plan first

Vincent: I have one

(They all look at Vincent stunned)

Vincent: What?

Barret: You're just so damn quite all the time . . . .we're surprised you even give a crap

Vincent: I got nothing better to do . . .

KC: What's the plan?

Vincent: We need to make a trip to the costume shop . . . .muhahaha

All: Uh oh . . .

AT THE RESTURANT (This is getting annoying, going back and forth)

Reno: Here's your food . . . and that's an extra 20 gil for carrying the water

Cloud: What!?

Reno: You heard me!

Tifa: This is ridiculous!

Cloud: I refuse to pay! I already paid you!

Reno: Yes, you did pay me . . . but

Tifa: But . . .?

Reno: I said food, and the little lady here ordered a drink!

Tifa: Who you calling little, you little ---

Cloud: This is insane! Kaoru-chan, make him stop!

KC: You didn't want me to interfere, remember?

Cloud: Please? (making a puppy face)

KC: Ok, only cause your one of my favorites . . . I'll get you a new waiter

(Yuffie appears disguised as a waiter (no one can tell?) and takes the trays from Reno)

Waiter Yuffie: Here are your orders sir and madam

Both: Thank you

(Yuffie purposely trips and get salad and steak all over Cloud)

Cloud: What the hell! What's a matter with you!? Can't you carry trays right?

Waiter Yuffie: I'm sorry! (While he's not looking she takes his material)

(Tifa starts to laugh because Cloud has salad dressing in his perfectly gelled hair)

Cloud: There is nothing funny about his! We are never coming here again! Where's the manager? We want to complain!

(The manager appears but it is Cid in disguise)

Manager Cid: What the hell do you want?

Cloud: I want to know how on earth this place got rated as number one and is horrible!

Manager Cid: We bribed them the whole lot

Cloud: Fine we're leaving!

Manager Cid: That's it run your spiky ass out of here!

Cloud: Why does everyone say that to me!

(Cloud and Tifa leave and Tifa couldn't stop laughing. The whole gang appeared now)

All: We did it!

Aeris: Thanks guys, I knew I could count on you!

All: We didn't do it for you! Cloud just really ticks us off sometimes!

Aeris: I'm happy to know I have such good friends . . . .

BACK AT HOME (I really hate going back and forth)

KC: Cloud's not home yet, I thought he would be to wash out his hair. Oh well

(Just then Cloud walks through the door with a bag and his dinner all over him. Tifa was still laughing)

Vincent: What happened to you?

Cloud: I got dinner to go . . . A stupid, clumsy, lame-ass waitress got stuff all over me!

(Yuffie was about to stand up and curse him out, but the others held her back)

Cloud: Anyway . . . Here Aeris, I'm sorry I couldn't get it to you sooner but I took a while for the jeweler to engrave it

(He handed her the bag and she opened it. Inside was a beautiful locket with the words "My friend always, Aeris" engraved to the inside)

Tifa: He gave me one similar to that for my birthday

Aeris: I . . . I don't know what to say . . . thank you!

(The others started to laugh hysterically. Aries was completely red.)

KC: (narrating) And Cloud will never know that it was Aeris (and not me) who messed up his date with Tifa. Man, if I did that I would just die!

Aeris: Thanks . . .

THE END

Cloud: Wait . . . she did what?

KC: Nothing . . . nothing important . . .

Cloud: Aeris . . .

Aeris: Hehe . . . hi . . .

All: She's doomed . . .

Aeris: With friends like you who needs enemies . . . like Sepherioth

Sephy: How did I get dragged into this?

KC: Enough! Take your matters elsewhere! This is the end of the story!

Aeris: But you started it . . . Oh alright!

KC: Another day in the life of x-hero's . . .

All: What do you mean x?

Kaoru-chan21: THE END!!!!

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Heh....... I love writing comedies....... It's so fun to mess up other peoples lives (Even if they aren't real.) Feel free to review!!! Hehe

Disclaimer: Don't own Final Fantasy 1-10 don't sue!! I also don't own Cheers!!

And.... yeah....... I just felt like fixing these up since I have changed my authors name.......

Ciao!!