Chapter two
Meet Heihachi
A/N: Hey guys! Reading? Reviewing? Better be!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.

Kunimitsu: Hello! Welcome again to Happy Family. The Show where you vote off the Shmoe. For the next few episodes *AHEM* chapters, we will be meeting the characters individually. Getting to know each one gives you an idea of who should leave first! *Turns to Heihachi* Heihachi, welcome!

Heihachi: Hey.

Kuni: Um, hey. So what made you decide to come here?

Heihachi: Jun. She said *Makes a high pitched voice* Oh it would be so much fun! It will help us grow closer together. Oh please Kazuya! Please Please Please? Then Kazuya was all like *Tries to imitate Kazuya* Oh, Dad, lets just go. Its a free vacation. Besides, if one of us wins, we love each other enough to share right? *Goes back to normal* And thats how I got here. The only person that didnt really have a say in this was Jin. Poor kid.

Kuni: Why do you pity him?

Heihachi: Well, you see, he never really gets a say in anything really. I mean, you have to feel sorry for him.

Kuni: Do you pity others as well.

Heihachi: Yes, I havent really shown it, but I do.

Kuni: Who would ever thought you were so sensitive?

Heihachi: Well, no one really.

Kuni: You hide it so well! How do you get-it-all-out?

Heihachi:*Looks at his shoes* I cry at night.

Kuni: Its okay. It happens to the best of us.

Heihachi: *Looks embarrassed* Can we move on please?

Kuni: Oh, yes of course! *Thinking really hard about what to say* Um, so! Have you ever regretted your evil deeds?

Heihachi: Every waking minute of the day. I would like to apologize to Joey, Kazuya, Kazuya again, Lee, for adopting him.

Kuni: Okay, we all know you are sorry. What are you going to do while you are here?

Heihachi: Oh, the usual. Getting after Lee and Kazuya. They fight a lot. Try to bond with Jin, that never really turns out well. You know crazy kids. Never like old folk. Quite sad actually.

Kuni: Yes, *Eyes dart around room* Sad, heh heh.

Heihachi: Can we be done now?

Kuni: Yes, we're done. Watch next episode: Meet Lee. Find out the truth!!! Now, NO voting. But review anyway!

A/N So how was it?