A/N Okay, Only got one review peoples (And thanks for the one!) But
you can't save it JUST for the voting peoples!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.
Meet Lee
Kunimitsu: WELCOME! Once again to Happy Family! Here we have Lee Chalon today! Welcome Lee.
Lee: No, no, no, thank YOU!
Kuni: *Smiles fakely* All right. So Lee, how did you end up here?
Lee: Well, Jun suggested it to Kazuya, who was trying to convince Heihachi to go. I was with Jun all the way! I was so excited about the idea, I just could have DIED! Kazuya didn't really want to go though. He just really loves Jun. So, he loved her enough to convince everyone to come here. Except for Jin. He locked himself in his room. He does that a lot. Crazy Teens! We have no idea what he does in there, but the don't ask don't tell policy works just fine for us thanks! *Immediately stops rambling and smiles*
Kuni: *Eyes widen* Well, that's just great! So, what's your relationship with Kazuya like?
Lee: Oh, *Smiles* We don't really like each other.
Kuni: How so?
Lee: Oh, well, we fight. Verbally, and Physically.
Kuni: Who usually wins?
Lee: *Looks at shoes* Kazuya
Kuni: Now, for the question all of Japan has been asking: Are you really gay?
Lee: * Starts to get teary* Just because I'm so darn cute, and so flexible, and know so much about women's skills, DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY! *starts to cry a little*
Kuni: *Nods head* Yes, you are just so darn cute! *Lying* I mean, you have the cutest outfits!
Lee: *Blushes* I know! Aren't they great? They're so spangley!
Kuni: *Widens eyes* And that hair! Is it naturally silver?
Lee: *Smiles* Yes, it's completely natural!
Kuni: *Chuckles* And are you sure it's not grey?
Lee: *Looks at the ceiling annoyed* No, definitely silver thanks.
Kuni: And how flexible are you?
Lee: *Smiles* I can hold my leg up to my head!
Kuni: *eyes dart around* Well isn't that wonderful?
Lee: Yes, yes it is! *Stares off into space*
Kuni: Now, what do you like to do?
Lee: Oh, I spend a lot of time with Jun and Jin. Well, I try with Jin, he just won't work with me. But if Kazuya's out, or watching t.v. the three of us make Chocolate Chip Cookies. They're just delicious! I'm the master! I've also taught Jin my secret on cookies. He's getting pretty good! Oh, good times. I usually tease Jun, because she doesn't know about the secret. Don't get me wrong, she's a great cook! But she just doesn't know the real way to make cookies. Of course you can't tell Kazuya about Our fun times together! He'd think I'm stealing his family. Because Jin never really talks to his father. He talks to me though. Sometimes I feel like his father you know? But please don't tell Kazzy, he'd beat me up. And that's not a good example to his son.
Kuni: *Dozing off* SNORT! Oh, I must have dozed off. Well isn't that great?
Lee: *Nods*
Kuni: well that's all the time we have for now. Join us next week! Now NO voting. But review anyway!!! Buh bye!
A/N: Please review!!! What did you think of Lee? R/R be nice! ^_^
Meet Lee
Kunimitsu: WELCOME! Once again to Happy Family! Here we have Lee Chalon today! Welcome Lee.
Lee: No, no, no, thank YOU!
Kuni: *Smiles fakely* All right. So Lee, how did you end up here?
Lee: Well, Jun suggested it to Kazuya, who was trying to convince Heihachi to go. I was with Jun all the way! I was so excited about the idea, I just could have DIED! Kazuya didn't really want to go though. He just really loves Jun. So, he loved her enough to convince everyone to come here. Except for Jin. He locked himself in his room. He does that a lot. Crazy Teens! We have no idea what he does in there, but the don't ask don't tell policy works just fine for us thanks! *Immediately stops rambling and smiles*
Kuni: *Eyes widen* Well, that's just great! So, what's your relationship with Kazuya like?
Lee: Oh, *Smiles* We don't really like each other.
Kuni: How so?
Lee: Oh, well, we fight. Verbally, and Physically.
Kuni: Who usually wins?
Lee: *Looks at shoes* Kazuya
Kuni: Now, for the question all of Japan has been asking: Are you really gay?
Lee: * Starts to get teary* Just because I'm so darn cute, and so flexible, and know so much about women's skills, DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY! *starts to cry a little*
Kuni: *Nods head* Yes, you are just so darn cute! *Lying* I mean, you have the cutest outfits!
Lee: *Blushes* I know! Aren't they great? They're so spangley!
Kuni: *Widens eyes* And that hair! Is it naturally silver?
Lee: *Smiles* Yes, it's completely natural!
Kuni: *Chuckles* And are you sure it's not grey?
Lee: *Looks at the ceiling annoyed* No, definitely silver thanks.
Kuni: And how flexible are you?
Lee: *Smiles* I can hold my leg up to my head!
Kuni: *eyes dart around* Well isn't that wonderful?
Lee: Yes, yes it is! *Stares off into space*
Kuni: Now, what do you like to do?
Lee: Oh, I spend a lot of time with Jun and Jin. Well, I try with Jin, he just won't work with me. But if Kazuya's out, or watching t.v. the three of us make Chocolate Chip Cookies. They're just delicious! I'm the master! I've also taught Jin my secret on cookies. He's getting pretty good! Oh, good times. I usually tease Jun, because she doesn't know about the secret. Don't get me wrong, she's a great cook! But she just doesn't know the real way to make cookies. Of course you can't tell Kazuya about Our fun times together! He'd think I'm stealing his family. Because Jin never really talks to his father. He talks to me though. Sometimes I feel like his father you know? But please don't tell Kazzy, he'd beat me up. And that's not a good example to his son.
Kuni: *Dozing off* SNORT! Oh, I must have dozed off. Well isn't that great?
Lee: *Nods*
Kuni: well that's all the time we have for now. Join us next week! Now NO voting. But review anyway!!! Buh bye!
A/N: Please review!!! What did you think of Lee? R/R be nice! ^_^
