Fortune Cookies!!

This is gonna to be pretty bad it's my first. Plus the fact I haven't exactly.completely. finished FFVII, but I don't have all the time in the world, now do I? ::coughNOAHcough::

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Chapter One

Chinese, Not Mexican

Narrator: All is quite in Kalm

Cloud: You know that's getting to be annoying..who are you anyway?

Kaoru-chan21: I'm Kaoru-chan21, a new author!

Cloud: Oh great someone else to torture us! (and what a weird name)

KC: Don't worry; I'm not as bad as other authors! (It's Japanese leave mealone)

Cloud: Wait.not as bad?

KC: Alright enough! I have to get back to the story please!

Cloud: Sorry.

KC: All is quite in Kalm town...the gang is planning a relaxing night watching movies, eating Chinese food but.

Sephy: I hate Chinese! Can we get Mexican?

Cid: How about Italian?

Tifa: I like Indian!

KC: I don't care what you like! You're ordering Chinese! Wait..Sepherioth since when are you part of the gang?

Sephy: Since Shinra didn't pay me enough

KC: Did they ever pay you?

Sephy: Well.

KC: Never mind!

Aeris: Why Chinese? Why not pizza? Isn't that what most people get with a movie?

KC: Because I love Chinese!

Aeris: ...

Yuffie: I don't know why you're complaining! I love Chinese food!

All: ...

KC: Can we get on with it!?

All: (reluctantly) yes...

KC: Thank you. Now where was I? Oh yeah! But something terrible happened when they went to pick up the food.they were out of fortune cookies!

Cloud: I that really so bad? I mean it's not like they were out of real food, it's just cookies!

KC: They are very important magical cookies!

Cloud: What kind of magic?

KC: I'll tell you when I get to it, but I can't get to it if you don't go along with this!

Red: Let's go for the sake of going, we need an adventure

Sephy: I won't! She's gonna try to kill me!

KC: Would I do a thing like that? Hehe.. Just 'cause Aeris is my favorite doesn't mean I'll kill you..

Sephy: *sighs* thank god!

KC: Naw I won't kill you...Aeris will!

Sephy: Why is beauty so painful?

Cloud: We don't really care if you go or not..you were the enemy.

Aeris: I can kill him!?

KC: Later, let's get back to the story!

Aeris: Hooray!!!

KC: Now, the gang goes to get the food, but on the way back they notice something's wrong

Barret: Hey! We forgot Vincent and Cait Sith at the restaurant!

Tifa: They were with us to begin with?

Aeris: They were to quite to notice I guess.

Cloud: Well, let's go get them

KC: Easier said then done!

Cloud: What did you.?

KC: Muhahaha

Red: Uh oh

KC: Just then, the truck fell into a giant ditch!

BACK AT THE CHINESE FOOD RESTURANT

Cait: How long before they notice we're gone?

Vincent: An hour

KC: You really think I'd let them forget for that long?

Vincent: Yes, yes I do.

KC: Your one of my favorite characters!

Cait: You say that to everyone!

KC: No! My favorite characters are: Aeris, Cloud, Vincent and Tifa, in that order

Cait: Hey!

KC: Sorry, but I don't go for giant stuffed animals

Cait: Darn..

Rufus: You guys ordering?

Vincent: Oh no. Kaoru-chan you didn't.

KC: I had to! Bye!

(Kaoru-chan vanishes)

Rufus: So are you ordering?

Vincent: What are you doing as a waiter?

Rufus: You guys did destroy my company. so I got a job here

(Just then, the rest of the gang bust though the door all dirty, except for Aeris who was using Sepheroith's cape as a towel much to his disliking)

Sephy: Come on! I just got it dry cleaned!!

Cloud: Sorry guys, we uh.Rufus!?

Rufus: What?

Cid: Chinese food now huh? hehe...

Yuffie: (whose standing outside with what was left of the Chinese food) you know there aren't any fortune cookies in here!

Barret: So?

Yuffie: Isn't that what this is all about? The magical fortune cookies?

Barret: Yeah but.

Cid: But nothing! We could sue!

All: What the helk are you talking about Cid?!

Rufus: Please don't sue me! I need this job! Please! I'll do anything!

Barret: Oh! Let me make him do anything! He killed Wedge, Jesse, and Biggs! Let me have revenge!

Cloud: Ok, but don't kill him

Barret Muhahaha

Rufus: Help!

Barret: You have be my slave and give us a whole box of fortune cookies

Rufus: uh..ok, just don't kill me

Sephy: Can I kill him? I killed his father! Let's make it run in the family!

KC: No you can't

Sephy: Why!?

KC: Because I said so, now hush or I'll make you die slowly at the hands of Aeris and all the sharp objects in the world

Sephy: ...I hate you

Rufus: Here are the fortune cookies; do I have to come home with you guys?

Cloud: We don't have any more room

Rufus: Yay!!

Barret: I'll find him a seat..hehehe

IN THE CAR, I MEAN TRUCK

Rufus: ouch! Oof! *bang* Owww!

Red: Was tying him to the bumper really necessary?

Barret: Yes, yes it was.

Aeris: Why did we all go get the food? Couldn't some of us have stayed home? I'm squashed between Dumbass and Barret

Sephy: You called me a pet name! How sweet!

Aeris: You really think that was a pet name?

Sephy: ....maybe

Cloud: It's getting really dark, what time is it?

Tifa: About 9:30

Cid: No wonder it's so dark, we've been out for 2hrs

Sephy: Hey Aeris, wanna go out with me? We could leave these losers and go somewhere beautiful and romantic

Aeris: (hits Sephy hard with the Princess Guard) You jerk! You kill me then want to go out with me! What's your problem?

Sephy: I realize now what I did was wrong and I apologize. Will you go out with me now?

Aeris: Oh shut up! (she hits him again)

AT HOME (Wherever that is)

Cloud: So what's the magic behind the cookie?

KC: Just open it and find out!

Cloud: (cracks open the cookie) It's a piece of paper..it says: The secret of making friends is no secret to you! What the hell!?

KC: That's your fortune! The cookies all have little pieces of paper that say your fortune!

Tifa: Mine says: Love may come with a strange hairdo! Haha they know me!

Cloud: Very funny Tifa..

Cid: Mine says: You may not be there, but your sprit will always be with the stars! That's weird!

Barret: Mine says: Revenge is not the answer! I don't know about that...hehe

Red: Mine is: Wisdom is your true gift! That's interesting.

Yuffie: It says: Thievery is not a way of life. Yes it is!

Sephy: Mine says: The one you seek is reluctant, but do not give up! Oh Aeris...

Aeris: You can take that fortune and shov-

Tifa: What does yours say Aeris?

Aeris: Umm..: There is only one of your kind.well I know that.

Sephy: Oh Aeris!!! My fortune is you!

Aries: (knocks him out with Princess Guard) Take that you son-

Yuffie: WE FORGOT VINCENT AND CAIT SITH AGAIN!!!

Cloud: Kaoru-chan why didn't you tell us!?

KC: I was having too much fun watching you fools!

The End

Aeris: Wait! You said I could kill him!

KC: You mean you didn't?

Aries: No.so can I with all the sharp objects in the world?

KC: Yea go ahead

Aries: (With a bunch of sharp objects behind her back) Oh Sepherioth!

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Heh..That was fun writing because I got revenge on Sepherioth for killing my favorite character. But don't worry.He'll be around for the next one I got planned..Muhahaha!! And I know those fortunes suck, but I wrote this story 12 o'clock at night and couldn't think straight by the end of the story. I hope you like the next one! (I hope you liked this one)

See You Space Cowboy.. (I've been watching too much Cowboy Bebop..)

Disclaimer: Don't own FF7..::looks at characters:: don't think I want to.

Next time: Birthday Blues!!!

(And Too all those who've already read this story, I just fixed it, (not like there are many people who read this)

Ciao!