Happy Family
The Special Guest.

Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.

A/N: Okay, It was very, very close, so, sorry if you didn't get the character you wanted.

Kunimitsu: Hello! And welcome, to another chapter of Happy Family! The show, where you vote off the shmoe! Okay, so, today we have our special guest, Lei Wu Long! Welcome Lei!

Lei: *Very attentive and alert* Hi.Glad to be here!

Kuni: *Paints on a smile* Uh huh! Well, Why don't we meet the rest of the family down in the backyard patio! Come right this way. *Walks with Lei to the back patio* Okay, Well, family, *Motioning to the Mishimas* here's our special guest, Lei Wu Long!

Kazyua: *Glares at Lei*

Jun: *Starts to get worried*

Lee: *Grins widely and opens eyes wide* Welcome Lei!

Heihachi: *Asleep*

Jin: *Shrugs, and thinks: There's already one guy goin' for my mom, why not two?~Looks at shoes*

Kuni: Okay, now, for the pairings! *Draws two slips of paper from a hat* Kazuya, and Lee!

Lee: *Eyes dart around. Looking scared.*

Kazuya: *Smiles wickedly and makes a fist*

Kuni: Now, you two go and find something to bond over. *Pulls two more slips from the hat* Heihachi, and Jin! Now go bond you two!

Heihachi: *Wakes up* Oh, Okay.

Jin: *Rolls eyes and follows Heihachi*

Kuni: Now that leaves us with Lei, and Jun! Now go on you two!

Lei: *Shaking with anticipation* Come on Jun! Come on!

Jun: *Smacking head on the shaded table in front of her.* Well, it's only an hour or two. Nothing will go wrong. *Follows Lei with a wild, crazy expression on her face.*

Kuni: Okay, let's take a look at what they're all doing!

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Lee: *Calmer now* So what do you want to do?

Kazuya: I don't care. BUT NOTHING GAY!

Lee: Okay, I'll get out the bowls, spoons, and ingredients! This is gonna be great!

Kazuya: Oh NO! What are we doing? If it's something that I consider gay.I'm kickin' your butt!

Lee: Don't worry.It's not gay. It's fun! Get over here and help you silly boy!

Kazuya: Oh that's it!!!

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Heihachi: Okay, we're bonding *Pauses* NOW!

Jin: This isn't how you bond! You're not doing it right!

Heihachi: I am too now we're bonding *Pauses* NOW!

Jin: Okay, we actually have to do something if we're going to bond, Heihachi.

Heihachi: It pains me that you don't call me grandfather!

Jin: Well it pains me TO call you grandfather!

Heihachi: *Gets teary* That was hurtful!

Jin: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah. Now what do you want to do? This is how you bond.

Heihachi: Oh, so we're bonding now?

Jin: *Rolls eyes* This is gonna take some work.

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Jun: *Frozen* So what do you want to do?

Lei: *Smiles* Let's go back to the backyard and get in the pool.

Jun: *Eyes widen suddenly* Oh dear! For all that's good and holy, NO!

Lei: *Disappointed* Oh, okay then. Tennis?

Jun: No.

Lei: Um, I don't know. You pick.

Jun: Let's do some laundry.

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Lee: Okay *Rubs head* That really hurt! You HAVE to make cookies with me now!

Kazuya: Well, I did take my booty kickin' up a notch. Oh all right!

Lee: Oh this is going to be great! Okay. Now, first you put this in- uh huh. Great! You're doing great!

Kazuya: Hey *Delighted* This isn't so bad. I like this!

Lee: *Smiles* SEE! I told you! Now, put this in. It's the secret ingredient!

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Jin: Okay, if I call you grandpa, will you do what I say, until time is up, and we go in the main room and explain what we did, and if we have any apologies?

Heihachi: Yes. I agree.

Jin: Okay, let's talk about nationalities, politics, anything.

Heihachi: How about the tournament?

Jin: While playing chess???

Heihachi: Okay, okay, we can play chess too.

Jin: Thanks grandfather!!!

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Lei: Oh this is great! *Has the same tone of voice as Lee.* I'm so glad we decided to do this!

Jun: Yes. I thought that laundry would be perfect, but sewing is even better!!!

Lei: Do you think we'll get done in time?

Jun: I hope so. We'll have matching things to wear in the main room when time is up!

Lei: *SIGHS*

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Kazuya: Oh man! Lee! Wait'll I tell Jun the secret-

Lee: Oh no! You can't tell! *Grins* Our secret!

Kazuya: *Grins back* Our secret!

Lee: *Looks away at Jun and Lei* Oh no! I knew this couldn't have been good! We won't be able to share those times together anymore! *Getting teary*

Kazuya: *Spitting out chewed up cookie while Lee is turned away.*

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Jin: Oh, this is great! Checkmate!

Heihachi: Oh darn! You beat me again grandson!

Jin: Yes I did grandfather!

Heihachi: So, should I start another tournament?

Jin: Hmmm.

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Jun: Oh my goodness! Done already?

Lei: Looks like it! *Has a scary resemblance to Lee now*

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Kuni: Okay, now we've called the family back here, so, let's start with Lee and Kazuya. What did you do? Any apologies?

Kazuya: Yes, I'd like to apologize to Lee. Sorry about the fist fight. And I'd like to thank you for the fun time making cookies.

Lee: Oh, that's all right! But remember our secret!

Kazuya: Our secret!

Kuni: *Chuckles* Okay, Jin, and Heihachi.

Jin: We played chess, and talked about the King of Iron Fist Tournament.

Heihachi: *Cuts in* He called me grandfather!

Kuni: Okay. Uh, Lei and Jun?

Lei: We made matching shirts!

Lee: *Cries on Kazuya* They're so spangly! It's not fair!

Kazuya: *Slugs Lee really hard* Get off me!

Lee: I thought you were sorry!

Lei: *Smiles and puts his arm around Jun* Not sorry enough huh?

Kazuya: *Sees Lei's arm around Jun* You get a way from her you little-

Kuni: *Leaves the scene of the fight* Okay, it's now time for the voting! Vote for the person you wish to kick off! You have three days to vote. You Cannot vote for Lei Wu Lame-I mean! Long. He's not a member of the family, so DO NOT vote him off. So, in three days, you will get the results! Ta Ta!

A/N: Okay, sorry that took, well, three days, I forgot to tell you earlier that it would take that long. So, Vote, vote, vote!

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