Happy Family
Chapter 9

Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.

A/N: Okay, I'm really hoping you like this.

Kunimitsu: Welcome! To Happy Family! The show, where you vote off the shmoe! Okay, so we have Heihachi, Lee, Kazuya, and Jin. Welcome guys!

Heihachi: Hello, I'm Heihachi.

Lee: Hi everybody! I'm so glad I could be here!

Kazuya:*To the camera* Get out of my face, before I kick your butt.

Jin: Word.

Kuni: *Eyes widen* Well things have certainly*Pause* changed since Jun left! Okay, well, once again, we are going to pair you up again! *Pulls out a hat, and draws out two slips of paper* Okay, Kazuya, and Heihachi. You guys go find something to do.

Kazuya: *Eyes dart around the room* Crap!

Kuni: *Chuckles* Okay, that leaves us with Lee, and Jin. You two are now excused to do whatever you please.

Jin: *Getting teary* NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IT'S NOT FAIR!

Lee: *Pulling Jin* Oh, you silly boy! It's gonna be so much fun!

Jin: *Kicking and screaming* No!

Kuni: Ha ha ha! Oh those two! Okay, now let's check in with the hidden cameras.

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Kazuya: Okay, what do you want to do Hei-

Heihachi: Call me dad! *Smiles broadly*

Kazuya: *Scared* Okay-dad.

Heihachi: Hmmm. I know what we should do.

Kazuya: And what would that be?

Heihachi: I'm going to do, what I didn't do, with you as a child!

Kazuya: *Rolls eyes* Oh crap!

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Lee: Okay, I'm going to use the sewing machine your mom uses, and you use the other one!

Jin: What are you doing to me? I'm going to turn into-YOU!

Lee: Well that wouldn't be so bad now would it?

Jin: Yes, yes it would.

Lee: Now, Jin. That hurt, deeply. Deeply, deeply, DEEPLY! I just got pierced in the soul!

Jin: *Sniffle* Okay, I'm sorry, what are we doing?

Lee: *Smiles* We're making matching outfits!

Jin: What color?

Lee: Well, here's the deal, you make my outfit, and I'll make yours!

Jin: And how will they be matching?

Lee: Everything but color!

Jin: Oh, great!

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Heihachi: Catch son!

Kazuya: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! *Runs into a tree* Oops!

Heihachi: That's okay son, you'll get it next time! Throw it back!

Kazuya: Great catch dad!

Heihachi: Thanks son!

Kazuya: Wow, I never thought playing catch could be so much fun!

Heihachi: Yeah, I'm glad I could share it with you, son!

Kazuya: Yeah, me too. Hey Dad!

Heihachi: Yeah, son?

Kazuya: LET'S GO SWIMMING!

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Lee: Oh! This lavender looks great on me! Thanks Jin! Oh, and so spangly too!

Jin: Yeah, *Giggles* I think I have a natural gift! *Thinking: When can we be done so I can cut the act?*

Lee: Oh but you do! Here, try on the sky blue! *Thinking: When can we be done so he can cut the act?*

Jin: Okay, *Changes, and comes back* Wow, that looks great! *Thinking: This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!*

Lee: Okay, now let's do each others hair!

Jin: *Straightens up* Okay, this has gone far enough! I let you make me a spangly, gay outfit! You're lucky I'm even wearing this piece of crap!

Lee: *Starts to cry*

Jin: *SIGH!* Okay, I didn't mean that. Let's head to the bathroom. I get to do your hair first.

Lee: *Smiles* OKAY!

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Kazuya: This is great! I think I got you that time!

Heihachi: Yeah, you splashed me good, son!

Kazuya: Wanna have another diving contest?

Heihachi: Yeah, okay! *Dives off the diving board*

Kazuya: *Dives off after Heihachi* I think you won me that time dad!

Heihachi: Yeah, I think I did too! Hey son! Get on my shoulders!

Kazuya: Okay, dad!

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Lee: I really like what you've done with my hair! The purple really brings out my eyes!

Jin: *Flatly* Yeah. It also matches the lavender in your outfit.

Lee: *GASPS!* By golly it does!

Lee: Okay, my turn! *grabs a comb and starts on Jin's hair* Oh, geez! It doesn't seem to lie flat! Oh well, we don't have to do your hair, I've got something in mind!

Jin: *Eyes widen to full extent* Oh, crap.

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Kuni: Okay, let's call back the boys. *Calls them back to the main room* Okay, Kazuya, what did you and your father do?

Kazuya: Well, we did what we didn't do, when I was a child!

Heihachi: YEAH! It was great!

Kuni: Okay, Lee and - *GASPS!*

Lee: *Fixing his spangly lavender outfit*

Jin: *Trying to rub off the blush, and mascara that Lee put on him*

Kuni: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK! Oh, that's just terrible Lee!

Lee: *Looks at shoes*

Kuni: Okay, if each one of you, one at a time, will go in that room, you can try and convince our viewers who to vote off! Okay, Heihachi, you go first!

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Heihachi: You gotta vote me off. Yeah, I know that sounds really weird, but ya gotta! I need to get away from theses kids!

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Lee: You gotta vote off Kazuya! He's so violent! I'm scared! *Eyes dart around the room*

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Kazuya: Now, normally, I would say that Lee needs to go, but he turned my son, into a delicate flower. Now, I know he can come back to my side, but I think Jin needs to go. I can't beat up Lee while he's around. It wouldn't be a good example!

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Jin: Vote off Lee! Do it! Do it now! I don't want this to happen ever again!

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Kuni: Okay, Now, it is time, once again to start voting! You have four choices, Heihachi, Lee, Kazuya, and Jin. You have three days! Until next time!!!

A/N: Did you like? I had fun writing this one! So, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! Luv, lucky71