Happy Family
Chapter 10

A/N: Okay, I'm really sorry that it's a day late, but enjoy.

Kunimitsu: Welcome! To another Happy Family! Today we will find out who is leaving the house. And here we have, Heihachi Mishima, Lee Chalon-

Lee: *Cuts her off* HI EVERYBODY!

Kuni: *Rolls eyes, then slaps on a smile* Kazuya Mishima, and Jin Kazama. Now one of you today will be leaving. And that person is-

Lee: *Crossing fingers*

Heihachi: *Thinking: Let it be me!*

Kazuya: *Thinking: Jin! Jin! Jin!*

Jin: *Thinking: I'm going to kill somebody if Lee's staying, and I'm not voted off.*

Kuni: Lee Chalon. Sorry Lee. *Thinking: Thank goodness*

Lee: *Tear rolls down a cheek* I had a feeling I would be.

Kazuya: Yes! Oh wait-you're gonna be home alone with my wife! CRAP!

Lee: *Eyes are bright* Oh, days of making cookies!

Jin: *To Kazuya* I hate you.

Kazuya: Why?

Jin: *Thinking: Duh!* You just helped him realize that!

Kazuya: Oh yeah.

Kuni: Okay, now each family member is going to tell Lee something before he leaves. Heihachi?

Heihachi: You were always better than Kazuya as a kid, but now you're gay, so good riddens!

Lee: *Crying* I love you too dad.

Kuni: Kazuya?

Kazuya: Now, be a good boy while we're gone, don't touch my wife, and you'll live.

Lee: Sure thing Kazzy.

Kazuya: Let's add a new rule. Don't ever call me Kazzy again.

Kuni: Jin?

Jin: You suck, I hate you, move out of the mansion before we get back.

Lee: Oh Jin, I don't think that's going to happen.

Jin: Crap.

Kuni: Okay, now Lee, before you go, it's YOUR turn to tell everyone something.

Lee: Dad? I can't wait for you to get home, I love you!

Heihachi: Don't ever use those words again!

Lee: And Kazuya? I'll be a good boy if you don't beat me up.

Kazuya: *Crossing fingers* Deal.

Lee: Jin, yesterday, was the best day of my life.

Jin: *Straightens up* WELL I'M GLAD SOMEONE HAD FUN!

Lee: Yeah, me too.

Kuni: *Thinking: Okay, when will you shut up?* Okay Lee buh bye!

Lee: Bye! *Stalling*

Kuni: *Pushing him out the door.* Bye, bye now. WHEW! He's gone-I mean, ah never mind.

Heihachi, Kazuya, &Jin:*Shrug*

Kuni: Okay, once again, we are bringing a special guest. A special guest only stays for one chapter. The special guests are:

Ling Xiaoyu: Jin's girlfriend.

Hwoarang: Jin's enemy.

OR we can bring back Jun for this one episode!

Vote on the special guests only. Ta ta!

A/N: Okay, how was that. Once again, way sorry. Vote! Luv, Lucky71