Happy Family
Chapter 11
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.
A/N: Okay, I am WAY late. And I'm so sorry. The day I was going to write the chapter, my computer had to be taken in to be fixed, because it had a virus. So we get it back in a couple days. Then the morning after we get it back, I go to type it, but the computer wouldn't turn on! It turns out the fan, and something else broke. So, a couple more days, Then, we get it back, and it turns out, we have to reinstall Windows XP Professional. And you needed a disc to do it. So, we couldn't find the disc until last night, and we fixed it, but everyone has been hogging the computer ever since it got back.
So, there's my long explanation/apology. Really, really, sorry! Enjoy!
Kunimitsu: Welcome! To another Happy Family! Today, we have Ling Xiaoyu as our special guest today. Welcome Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu:*Cutely* Hi Kuni! *Eyes darting around* Where's Jin? I gotta see him!
Kuni: *Chuckles* There right in this room over here! *Leads her to the main room* Hi guys!
Heihachi: Well, I'm still here, I really wanted to leave. But at least we got rid of Lee!
Kazuya: *To camera* No more close ups dang it! No, I mean it this time! *Punches camera guy in the gut*
Jin: *Dreamily* Hi Ling.
Xiaoyu: *Giggles* Hi Jinnykins!
Jin: *Lowers voice* Ling! We're on T.V.!
Xiaoyu: Oh! Right! Sorry Jin.
Jin: It's okay Snuggle bunny!
Xiaoyu: *Giggles*
Kuni: *Pushes Xiaoyu out of the way* Okay, okay, happy reunion, yaddy yaddy yadda! Back to the interesting part. Okay, today, we're all going to play LASER TAG!!!
Xiaoyu: YAY!!! I love this game!
Kazuya: Ugh! No lasers please. I can shoot one out of my mouth for heaven's sake!
Heihachi: *Smiles* Maybe I'll break a fragile bone, and have to leave-
Jin: So what are the teams? *Looks at Xiaoyu and winks*
Xiaoyu: *Giggles*
Kuni: We'll find out, by pulling names out of the hat!
Jin: Hey! I've got a great idea! Let's get rid of the hat, and pair up on our own!
Kuni: *Whispers to Jin* If I don't go by what the producers want, I'll get fired!
Jin: Fine!
Kuni: The first pair is- Kazuya and Jin!
Xiaoyu:*Looks at shoes while frowning*
Kuni: And that leaves us with Heihachi and Xiaoyu! Now you can all go and get your equipment on!
***** AFTER THEY HAVE THER EQUIPMENT ON *****
Heihachi: *Comes out wearing Jeans and a t-shirt with a small Laser gun, and his thing where you have to shoot him*
Kazuya: *Comes out wearing his Purple suit, with a Laser gun that looked like a hand gun, and his thing where you have to shoot him*
Xiaoyu: *Comes out with her hair in a tight bun, wearing an army suit, with a fairly large gun, and her thing where you have to shoot her.*
Jin: *Comes out wearing black pants, a white shirt, black tie, and a black trench coat, and sunglasses with a fairly large gun, with the thing where you have to shoot him*
Kuni: Okay let's-
Kazuya: *Outraged* Why do I get the ugliest outfit here? I'm going to change!
Kuni: No! Don't do that! *whispers to Kazuya* The producers will fire me if what they want doesn't happen.
Kazuya: Ah WHO CARES?! *goes and changes to his regular clothes*
Kuni: *Sniffle* I care.- Let's go.
Lei: Hey! That's what I say!
Kuni: Wait a minute! Lei! What are you still doing here?
Lei: I didn't have enough money to get home, so I hid here.
Heihachi: So that's where all the food went.
Kuni: Well, uh, who officially votes that Lei leaves the house, and doesn't come back?
Everyone but Lei: *Raises hand*
Kuni: Okay majority rules! *Shoves Lei out of the house* Okay, Heihachi and Xiaoyu, you go into the forest, and Kazuya and Jin, you guys go into the forest, but in the opposite way. When you hear a whistle, start looking for each other, and play. And when you hear another whistle, come back, and we'll discuss how it went.
****WHILE IN THE FOREST****
Kazuya: Okay Jin. We've gotta win this thing.
Jin: But dad, my girlfriend is on the other team!
Kazuya: JIN! This isn't about LOVE!
Jin: Yes sir.
Kazuya: Okay, we have to stick together unless, I say banana split! Then, we split up.
Jin: Uh, okay.
Kazuya: And when we need to get back together in the game, I'll yell MAGNETISM!
Jin: What kind of code names are these?
Kazuya: Dumb ones?
Jin: You got that right.
Kazuya: Okay, let's go behind those bushes over there!
**********
Heihachi: Okay, we've gotta show them that we can win!
Xiaoyu: *Saluting him* YES SIR!
Heihachi:*Thinking: I like this attention thing!* Okay missy! We'll be apart at all times, until the ending whistle sounds! GOT THAT?
Xiaoyu: YES SIR!
Heihachi: Look! Let's hide into those bushes for now!
Xiaoyu: *Picks up a berry* MMM! Berries!
Heihachi: *Stops her from eating it* No, no!
*Beating Drums*
Heihachi: *Squishes the berry, and applies it to his face like war paint*
Xiaoyu: *Amazed* OOOH! Pretty.
**********
Kazuya: Okay son, BANANA SPLIT!
Jin: Whatever. *Runs away from Kazuya, stops after a while, and looks around.*
Shadowy figure: FWEEZE! *Laser gun pointed at Jin*
Jin: *Whirls around, ready to shoot as well* LEI!
Lei: *Shrugs* I left the house right?
Jin: I think Kunimitsu meant the whole show you idiot. *Smirks* Hey is that my mom?
Lei: *Lowers gun and looks away* Where?
Jin: *Knocks out Lei, and drags him to the edge of the forest* Well, that's taken care of.
Kazuya: MAGNETISM!
Jin: *Rolls eyes* Well I just wasted a whole bunch of shootin' time!
**********
Xiaoyu: *Runs and dives behind a bush*
*Mission Impossible Theme starts to play*
Xiaoyu: *brings eyes above the bush, and then darts, and dives behind a tree.*
**********
Jin: Okay, what's up?
Kazuya: BANANA SPLIT!
Jin: But you said to come back!
Kazuya: Just wanted to see if you remembered what it was!
Jin: *Rolls eyes* Okay, whatever. * Runs away from Kazuya*
Kazuya: I don't see what the problem is.
Jin: *Walks out from behind a tree*
Xiaoyu: Hold it right there mister!
Jin: Xiaoyu?
Xiaoyu: *Gun pointed at Jin* No it's your momma! Of course it's me! *Looks at Jin's gun* Drop it!
Jin: *Drops gun* *Thinking: If I didn't love her so much!*
Xiaoyu: *Eyes brighten* Oh Jinnykins! *Jumps into his arms* KISS ME!
Jin: WHAT?! I'd be betraying my side!
Xiaoyu: Oh and I wouldn't? We can't be in war! We're in love! They won't find out!
Jin: *Dips Xiaoyu* I love you!
Xiaoyu: I LOVE YOU TOO!
BOTH: *Kiss*
*Whistle Blows*
Kazuya: MAGNETISM!
Heihachi: Hey Xiaoyu? Where did you go?
Xiaoyu: I guess that's it.
Jin: I guess so. *Picks up gun, and runs towards Kazuya*
**********
BACK IN THE MAIN ROOM
Kuni: Okay, well we're all here! Let's see who won!
Kazuya: *Tapping foot impatiently*
Xiaoyu: *Blowing pink bubble gum bubbles*
Heihachi: *Staring at Kunimitsu intently*
Jin: *Staring at Xiaoyu intently*
Kuni: *pulled a slip of paper out of an envelope* And it's a TIE! Kazuya had 57 hits on Heihachi, and Heihachi on Kazuya. But none for Jin and Xiaoyu. What were you doing out there?
Xiaoyu: *Eyes darting* Nothing.
Kuni: Well we all know THAT! But-
Jin: NOTHING!
Kuni: *Scared* Um, okay then. Well that's all we have time for. Bye! Remember to vote Heihachi, Kazuya, or Jin out of the house. But Xiaoyu is just a special guest, and only here for one episode, even though Lei was here for two, but, that was something we couldn't control. So no voting for Xiaoyu. BYE!
A/N: Sorry so late. I hope it was long enough to make up for it. LUV LUCKY71
Chapter 11
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.
A/N: Okay, I am WAY late. And I'm so sorry. The day I was going to write the chapter, my computer had to be taken in to be fixed, because it had a virus. So we get it back in a couple days. Then the morning after we get it back, I go to type it, but the computer wouldn't turn on! It turns out the fan, and something else broke. So, a couple more days, Then, we get it back, and it turns out, we have to reinstall Windows XP Professional. And you needed a disc to do it. So, we couldn't find the disc until last night, and we fixed it, but everyone has been hogging the computer ever since it got back.
So, there's my long explanation/apology. Really, really, sorry! Enjoy!
Kunimitsu: Welcome! To another Happy Family! Today, we have Ling Xiaoyu as our special guest today. Welcome Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu:*Cutely* Hi Kuni! *Eyes darting around* Where's Jin? I gotta see him!
Kuni: *Chuckles* There right in this room over here! *Leads her to the main room* Hi guys!
Heihachi: Well, I'm still here, I really wanted to leave. But at least we got rid of Lee!
Kazuya: *To camera* No more close ups dang it! No, I mean it this time! *Punches camera guy in the gut*
Jin: *Dreamily* Hi Ling.
Xiaoyu: *Giggles* Hi Jinnykins!
Jin: *Lowers voice* Ling! We're on T.V.!
Xiaoyu: Oh! Right! Sorry Jin.
Jin: It's okay Snuggle bunny!
Xiaoyu: *Giggles*
Kuni: *Pushes Xiaoyu out of the way* Okay, okay, happy reunion, yaddy yaddy yadda! Back to the interesting part. Okay, today, we're all going to play LASER TAG!!!
Xiaoyu: YAY!!! I love this game!
Kazuya: Ugh! No lasers please. I can shoot one out of my mouth for heaven's sake!
Heihachi: *Smiles* Maybe I'll break a fragile bone, and have to leave-
Jin: So what are the teams? *Looks at Xiaoyu and winks*
Xiaoyu: *Giggles*
Kuni: We'll find out, by pulling names out of the hat!
Jin: Hey! I've got a great idea! Let's get rid of the hat, and pair up on our own!
Kuni: *Whispers to Jin* If I don't go by what the producers want, I'll get fired!
Jin: Fine!
Kuni: The first pair is- Kazuya and Jin!
Xiaoyu:*Looks at shoes while frowning*
Kuni: And that leaves us with Heihachi and Xiaoyu! Now you can all go and get your equipment on!
***** AFTER THEY HAVE THER EQUIPMENT ON *****
Heihachi: *Comes out wearing Jeans and a t-shirt with a small Laser gun, and his thing where you have to shoot him*
Kazuya: *Comes out wearing his Purple suit, with a Laser gun that looked like a hand gun, and his thing where you have to shoot him*
Xiaoyu: *Comes out with her hair in a tight bun, wearing an army suit, with a fairly large gun, and her thing where you have to shoot her.*
Jin: *Comes out wearing black pants, a white shirt, black tie, and a black trench coat, and sunglasses with a fairly large gun, with the thing where you have to shoot him*
Kuni: Okay let's-
Kazuya: *Outraged* Why do I get the ugliest outfit here? I'm going to change!
Kuni: No! Don't do that! *whispers to Kazuya* The producers will fire me if what they want doesn't happen.
Kazuya: Ah WHO CARES?! *goes and changes to his regular clothes*
Kuni: *Sniffle* I care.- Let's go.
Lei: Hey! That's what I say!
Kuni: Wait a minute! Lei! What are you still doing here?
Lei: I didn't have enough money to get home, so I hid here.
Heihachi: So that's where all the food went.
Kuni: Well, uh, who officially votes that Lei leaves the house, and doesn't come back?
Everyone but Lei: *Raises hand*
Kuni: Okay majority rules! *Shoves Lei out of the house* Okay, Heihachi and Xiaoyu, you go into the forest, and Kazuya and Jin, you guys go into the forest, but in the opposite way. When you hear a whistle, start looking for each other, and play. And when you hear another whistle, come back, and we'll discuss how it went.
****WHILE IN THE FOREST****
Kazuya: Okay Jin. We've gotta win this thing.
Jin: But dad, my girlfriend is on the other team!
Kazuya: JIN! This isn't about LOVE!
Jin: Yes sir.
Kazuya: Okay, we have to stick together unless, I say banana split! Then, we split up.
Jin: Uh, okay.
Kazuya: And when we need to get back together in the game, I'll yell MAGNETISM!
Jin: What kind of code names are these?
Kazuya: Dumb ones?
Jin: You got that right.
Kazuya: Okay, let's go behind those bushes over there!
**********
Heihachi: Okay, we've gotta show them that we can win!
Xiaoyu: *Saluting him* YES SIR!
Heihachi:*Thinking: I like this attention thing!* Okay missy! We'll be apart at all times, until the ending whistle sounds! GOT THAT?
Xiaoyu: YES SIR!
Heihachi: Look! Let's hide into those bushes for now!
Xiaoyu: *Picks up a berry* MMM! Berries!
Heihachi: *Stops her from eating it* No, no!
*Beating Drums*
Heihachi: *Squishes the berry, and applies it to his face like war paint*
Xiaoyu: *Amazed* OOOH! Pretty.
**********
Kazuya: Okay son, BANANA SPLIT!
Jin: Whatever. *Runs away from Kazuya, stops after a while, and looks around.*
Shadowy figure: FWEEZE! *Laser gun pointed at Jin*
Jin: *Whirls around, ready to shoot as well* LEI!
Lei: *Shrugs* I left the house right?
Jin: I think Kunimitsu meant the whole show you idiot. *Smirks* Hey is that my mom?
Lei: *Lowers gun and looks away* Where?
Jin: *Knocks out Lei, and drags him to the edge of the forest* Well, that's taken care of.
Kazuya: MAGNETISM!
Jin: *Rolls eyes* Well I just wasted a whole bunch of shootin' time!
**********
Xiaoyu: *Runs and dives behind a bush*
*Mission Impossible Theme starts to play*
Xiaoyu: *brings eyes above the bush, and then darts, and dives behind a tree.*
**********
Jin: Okay, what's up?
Kazuya: BANANA SPLIT!
Jin: But you said to come back!
Kazuya: Just wanted to see if you remembered what it was!
Jin: *Rolls eyes* Okay, whatever. * Runs away from Kazuya*
Kazuya: I don't see what the problem is.
Jin: *Walks out from behind a tree*
Xiaoyu: Hold it right there mister!
Jin: Xiaoyu?
Xiaoyu: *Gun pointed at Jin* No it's your momma! Of course it's me! *Looks at Jin's gun* Drop it!
Jin: *Drops gun* *Thinking: If I didn't love her so much!*
Xiaoyu: *Eyes brighten* Oh Jinnykins! *Jumps into his arms* KISS ME!
Jin: WHAT?! I'd be betraying my side!
Xiaoyu: Oh and I wouldn't? We can't be in war! We're in love! They won't find out!
Jin: *Dips Xiaoyu* I love you!
Xiaoyu: I LOVE YOU TOO!
BOTH: *Kiss*
*Whistle Blows*
Kazuya: MAGNETISM!
Heihachi: Hey Xiaoyu? Where did you go?
Xiaoyu: I guess that's it.
Jin: I guess so. *Picks up gun, and runs towards Kazuya*
**********
BACK IN THE MAIN ROOM
Kuni: Okay, well we're all here! Let's see who won!
Kazuya: *Tapping foot impatiently*
Xiaoyu: *Blowing pink bubble gum bubbles*
Heihachi: *Staring at Kunimitsu intently*
Jin: *Staring at Xiaoyu intently*
Kuni: *pulled a slip of paper out of an envelope* And it's a TIE! Kazuya had 57 hits on Heihachi, and Heihachi on Kazuya. But none for Jin and Xiaoyu. What were you doing out there?
Xiaoyu: *Eyes darting* Nothing.
Kuni: Well we all know THAT! But-
Jin: NOTHING!
Kuni: *Scared* Um, okay then. Well that's all we have time for. Bye! Remember to vote Heihachi, Kazuya, or Jin out of the house. But Xiaoyu is just a special guest, and only here for one episode, even though Lei was here for two, but, that was something we couldn't control. So no voting for Xiaoyu. BYE!
A/N: Sorry so late. I hope it was long enough to make up for it. LUV LUCKY71
