Happy Family
Chapter 12

Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken

A/N: UGH! School just started Wednesday, and I was supposed to write the fic Thursday, and I had to do some homework, check over supplies, and then, I got sick, so, yeah. Sorry. I hope you like.

Kunimitsu: Hello! And Welcome, to another Happy Family! Now, here we have Heihachi Mishima, Kazuya Mishima, and Jin Kazama. Now today, one of these people will be leaving. But before we get to that, let's all have a chat. Hi guys!

Heihachi: Hi.

Kazuya: *Side shot because the camera guy was scared of Kazuya* Hi, I'm Kazuya, known for kicking your butt! *Grins*

Jin: *Scowls* Word.

Kuni: So, let's all talk about your memories with each other as family.

Kazuya: HA! Family? You call this a family?

Kuni: Well we have been for about four weeks!

Kazuya: Well that's because we're on television! You should see us at home! Wanna hear a memory of mine?

Kuni: *Grasping her chair* Go ahead!

Kazuya: Well, getting thrown into a volcano by your father is quite a memory isn't it?!

Heihachi: *Crying * I'm sorry! I said I was sorry!

Kazuya: *Muttering* Sorry lookin'! You old dirty.

Jin: And GRAMPS here! Is always wanting the Devil Gene, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE THE DEVIL GENE?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE! *Zaps him with his laser*

Heihachi: Oh okay then! Let's fight!

Kazuya: NO OLD MAN! You belong to me!

Kuni: Okay OKAY! Stop it! Let's talk about something else now.

Heihachi, Kazuya & Jin: *Settling down*

Jin: Okay, sounds good.

Kuni: He, he. Um, well then, that was certainly interesting. Um, why don't we announce who'll be leaving!

Kazuya: Yeah. It better be me or this old fart bag over here! *Jerks head toward Heihachi*

Heihachi: HEY! I got rid of that problem!

Kuni: Well, um, that was, nice to know. Well, Heihachi, you'll be leaving.

Heihachi: Okay, check ya later!

Kuni: Whatever. Anyway, sorry for this episode's- episode. See you next time!

A/N: Okay, that was a stupid chapter, but, I'll write the next one today okay? Just to make up for being late.