Kuroi-Hello, all! Today, we will be enchanting you with..PARODIES!!!
Mai- God help me..
Kuroi-*glares daggers at Mai* ANYWAY, these fairy tales will be done by...the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!!! Role the red carpet, please!
*you see a limo in front of a red carpet leading to a huge room, with fangirls/boys on each side*
Kuroi- Here is... Yugi and Yami!!!
*Yugi steps out of the limo, confused, with Yami behind him*
Fangirls- EEEEE!!!!!
Yugi- Yami..I don't think we're in Japan.
Yami- RABID FANGIRLS!!!!! AHH!!! *fangirls clinging to elbows*
Kuroi- Eh heh heh... Now heeere's..Ryou and Bakura! YAY!!!!!
*Ryou gets pushed out of limo by Bakura*
Ryou- Eh....Hi, all! AHH!!!
*gets glomped by Kuroi*
Kuroi- I'll save you from those Ryou-loving-wannabes!
Bakura- Drop the hikari!
Yami Kuroi- 'KURA!!! *glomps Bakura*
Bakura- Can't...breathe..
Kuroi- Yami...you can hug him AFTER the fanfic is over!
Yami Kuroi- Aw..Okaaay..Then heeere's...Joey and Mai!!!
Kuroi- HEY! My line!
Mai- HOW DARE YOU ASSOTIATE ME WITH HIM!!!
Joey- Aw.C'mon, Mai.
Mai- *whacks him with purse*
Kuroi- Then again...Thanks, O Yami-gal!
Joey- Ooo..Look at the pretty birdies going around my head.
Kuroi- Okaaay...Anyway, next up is ANZU!!!
Crowd- BOO!!! *throws paper at her*
Anzu- HEY!!! It's not MY fault I'm made to look like an ass in the anime!
Crowd- *ponders this for a moment, then..* BOOOOO!!!
Kuroi- Don't worry, Anzu.. I like you in the manga..But, next is Tristan!!!
Fangirls- YAY!!!
Kuroi- Yes, the pointy-haired idiot!
Tristan- Thank you, thank- HEY!!!
Kuroi- Sorry, Trist-hair! Hon-hair, Hai-
Yami Kuroi- ANYWAY, here's....the Kaibba brothers! Yes, Seto, aka Turmoil, and Mokuba, aka Rocking Horse, Kaiba, aka Seahorse!
Kuroi- They don't want a lesson in Japanese!
Seto- GET ON WITH IT!!!
Kuroi- YOU WATCH MONTY PYTHON, TOO!?!?!?!?
Seto- *sweatdrop*
Mokuba- Hi, you all! Yup yup, I had loads of sugar before coming, yup yup!
Seto- Oh, no..
Kuroi- Heh heh heh..Anyway, heeere's MARIK AND MALIK!!! YAY!!!
Fangirls- *try to climb over barrier to get to them*
Kuroi- *punches girls, then glomps Marik and Malik*
Marik and Malik- *sweatdrop* Heh, heh...Hi, Kuroi...
Yami Kuroi- *rolls eyes* Any way, let's start the show!!!
Fangirls- YAY!!!
Kuroi- We'll have the all-mightly cute Ryou do the honors!
Ryou- *blushes* Kuroi and her yami don't own Yu-Gi-Oh-
Mai- Thank God!
Bakura- But, she does have us tied up in her basement!
Kuroi- Heh, heh, heh...
Mai- God help me..
Kuroi-*glares daggers at Mai* ANYWAY, these fairy tales will be done by...the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!!! Role the red carpet, please!
*you see a limo in front of a red carpet leading to a huge room, with fangirls/boys on each side*
Kuroi- Here is... Yugi and Yami!!!
*Yugi steps out of the limo, confused, with Yami behind him*
Fangirls- EEEEE!!!!!
Yugi- Yami..I don't think we're in Japan.
Yami- RABID FANGIRLS!!!!! AHH!!! *fangirls clinging to elbows*
Kuroi- Eh heh heh... Now heeere's..Ryou and Bakura! YAY!!!!!
*Ryou gets pushed out of limo by Bakura*
Ryou- Eh....Hi, all! AHH!!!
*gets glomped by Kuroi*
Kuroi- I'll save you from those Ryou-loving-wannabes!
Bakura- Drop the hikari!
Yami Kuroi- 'KURA!!! *glomps Bakura*
Bakura- Can't...breathe..
Kuroi- Yami...you can hug him AFTER the fanfic is over!
Yami Kuroi- Aw..Okaaay..Then heeere's...Joey and Mai!!!
Kuroi- HEY! My line!
Mai- HOW DARE YOU ASSOTIATE ME WITH HIM!!!
Joey- Aw.C'mon, Mai.
Mai- *whacks him with purse*
Kuroi- Then again...Thanks, O Yami-gal!
Joey- Ooo..Look at the pretty birdies going around my head.
Kuroi- Okaaay...Anyway, next up is ANZU!!!
Crowd- BOO!!! *throws paper at her*
Anzu- HEY!!! It's not MY fault I'm made to look like an ass in the anime!
Crowd- *ponders this for a moment, then..* BOOOOO!!!
Kuroi- Don't worry, Anzu.. I like you in the manga..But, next is Tristan!!!
Fangirls- YAY!!!
Kuroi- Yes, the pointy-haired idiot!
Tristan- Thank you, thank- HEY!!!
Kuroi- Sorry, Trist-hair! Hon-hair, Hai-
Yami Kuroi- ANYWAY, here's....the Kaibba brothers! Yes, Seto, aka Turmoil, and Mokuba, aka Rocking Horse, Kaiba, aka Seahorse!
Kuroi- They don't want a lesson in Japanese!
Seto- GET ON WITH IT!!!
Kuroi- YOU WATCH MONTY PYTHON, TOO!?!?!?!?
Seto- *sweatdrop*
Mokuba- Hi, you all! Yup yup, I had loads of sugar before coming, yup yup!
Seto- Oh, no..
Kuroi- Heh heh heh..Anyway, heeere's MARIK AND MALIK!!! YAY!!!
Fangirls- *try to climb over barrier to get to them*
Kuroi- *punches girls, then glomps Marik and Malik*
Marik and Malik- *sweatdrop* Heh, heh...Hi, Kuroi...
Yami Kuroi- *rolls eyes* Any way, let's start the show!!!
Fangirls- YAY!!!
Kuroi- We'll have the all-mightly cute Ryou do the honors!
Ryou- *blushes* Kuroi and her yami don't own Yu-Gi-Oh-
Mai- Thank God!
Bakura- But, she does have us tied up in her basement!
Kuroi- Heh, heh, heh...
