The Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud
Disclaimer: We do not own anything from Tolkien or LOTR.. but wait this isn't even about Tolkien??? Oh well.. anyways.
Chapter 2: The Night Goes On
A/N: wee haw! I got another chapter typed and ready to go. this one is by Christi, my best buddy!!!! So yall read and review!! I will do author responses next chapter.
Visitors: Ghetto Aragorn Liv the girl who got lost Redneck Legolas Red Orcs (from Ireland) Happy juggling man Midget Elves (from England) Little screaming Frodo Arwen in a squirrel suit (who is a ghetto wannabe) Fred the exploding squirrel Eowyn and a group of punks. (who can be exploded many times)
WITH A GUEST APPEARANCE BY: Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon and his clone army..dum dum dum...!!!!!
Welcome to the Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud where the Gondor Mafia and the freaks of nature meet..but anyway..so the paraphernalia continues...
* The old 60's love songs are still playing, but Eowyn is angry at all her band members and is plotting their demise.*
*British midget Elves prance into the hall. The kilt-wearing Irish Orcs start making fun of their shortness, and a full blown war is formed in the eastern part of the hall. Cat-calls of "LONG LIVE IRELAND/ENGLAND!!!" can be heard through the screams of BUAHAHAHH!!!!!*
*Aragorn spots Arwen running straight towards him. Arwen gurgles in an even higher pitch and Aragorn makes a mad dash towards the happy juggling man screaming, "SAVE ME THUG!!!!!" The juggling man then proceeds to juggle Aragorn and Arwen who ran right towards him while singing 'Happy Happy Joy Joy'.*
*Frodo sees his longtime role model Aragorn and runs towards the happy juggling man yelling "TEE HEE HEE!!!!" in a sickening screech at such a high pitch that the happy juggling man stops juggling and starts knocking Aragorn and Arwen's heads together , screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! AHH!!!!" Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon finally kills the happy juggling man.*
*Arwen and Aragorn are lying on the floor next to each other and their heads open up at the top. Their pea-sized brains jump out and do this weird high-five secret handshake thing and then go into the opposite head. Meanwhile.*
*Liv finds something familiar about the redneck that she is kind of stuck talking with. "Are you Legolas?" she asks with wide eyes. "Heck! I sure am, lil ladeeeeeeeeee!" Liv screams in delight and starts trying to take Legolas' shotgun as a souvenir, but Legolas runs off and starts shooting at Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon and his clones. "YEE HAWWWW!!!!"*
*Eowyn abruptly ends the 60's music and turns the lights off. Everything gets quiet. She then turns them back on and she has a ton of eyeliner and Goth clothing on. She begins to sing, "How can you see into my eyes like open doors?" Evanescence is the band's rival, and their music makes everyone in the band writhe except for Eowyn. It is the ultimate demise.!*
A/N: dum dum dum!!!!! To be continued. give me them reviews!!!!! Lol for my serious fanfic readers, ill try to update betrayed as soon as possible. its getting kinda hard to get it updated very quickly..
Disclaimer: We do not own anything from Tolkien or LOTR.. but wait this isn't even about Tolkien??? Oh well.. anyways.
Chapter 2: The Night Goes On
A/N: wee haw! I got another chapter typed and ready to go. this one is by Christi, my best buddy!!!! So yall read and review!! I will do author responses next chapter.
Visitors: Ghetto Aragorn Liv the girl who got lost Redneck Legolas Red Orcs (from Ireland) Happy juggling man Midget Elves (from England) Little screaming Frodo Arwen in a squirrel suit (who is a ghetto wannabe) Fred the exploding squirrel Eowyn and a group of punks. (who can be exploded many times)
WITH A GUEST APPEARANCE BY: Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon and his clone army..dum dum dum...!!!!!
Welcome to the Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud where the Gondor Mafia and the freaks of nature meet..but anyway..so the paraphernalia continues...
* The old 60's love songs are still playing, but Eowyn is angry at all her band members and is plotting their demise.*
*British midget Elves prance into the hall. The kilt-wearing Irish Orcs start making fun of their shortness, and a full blown war is formed in the eastern part of the hall. Cat-calls of "LONG LIVE IRELAND/ENGLAND!!!" can be heard through the screams of BUAHAHAHH!!!!!*
*Aragorn spots Arwen running straight towards him. Arwen gurgles in an even higher pitch and Aragorn makes a mad dash towards the happy juggling man screaming, "SAVE ME THUG!!!!!" The juggling man then proceeds to juggle Aragorn and Arwen who ran right towards him while singing 'Happy Happy Joy Joy'.*
*Frodo sees his longtime role model Aragorn and runs towards the happy juggling man yelling "TEE HEE HEE!!!!" in a sickening screech at such a high pitch that the happy juggling man stops juggling and starts knocking Aragorn and Arwen's heads together , screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! AHH!!!!" Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon finally kills the happy juggling man.*
*Arwen and Aragorn are lying on the floor next to each other and their heads open up at the top. Their pea-sized brains jump out and do this weird high-five secret handshake thing and then go into the opposite head. Meanwhile.*
*Liv finds something familiar about the redneck that she is kind of stuck talking with. "Are you Legolas?" she asks with wide eyes. "Heck! I sure am, lil ladeeeeeeeeee!" Liv screams in delight and starts trying to take Legolas' shotgun as a souvenir, but Legolas runs off and starts shooting at Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon and his clones. "YEE HAWWWW!!!!"*
*Eowyn abruptly ends the 60's music and turns the lights off. Everything gets quiet. She then turns them back on and she has a ton of eyeliner and Goth clothing on. She begins to sing, "How can you see into my eyes like open doors?" Evanescence is the band's rival, and their music makes everyone in the band writhe except for Eowyn. It is the ultimate demise.!*
A/N: dum dum dum!!!!! To be continued. give me them reviews!!!!! Lol for my serious fanfic readers, ill try to update betrayed as soon as possible. its getting kinda hard to get it updated very quickly..
