Dragon: *yawn* Well, I "was" "sleeping" ^___^, and I had this idea. So without further ado…HERE WE GO!!! Also, I'd like to tell you that this is sorta interactive by me sort of saying things…..er, yeah…….
Yami: Let's introduce our stars!!
Dragon: ? You seem to happy!?!
Yami: What do you expect?!
Dragon: ?
Yami: WE ARE TORTURING PEOPLE!!! DOPE!!
Dragon: OOOOOOOOOH…well, anyways…go ahead.
Yami: YAY!! Ok…first is Naruto…or chibi Naruto…whatever!!
CN: I WHATE YOU!!
Yami: AW!! HE SO CUTE!! *pulls CN closer to snuggle him*
CN: LEMME LONE!! *tries to run away, but gets caught anyways* *pout*
Dragon: Leave him alone!!
Yami: *pout* Fine! *lets him go*
CN: YAY!!
Dragon: *glomps CN* YES!! HELL YEAH!!
CN: ~at least this is better then THEM~ points to Sasuke, then Yami*
Yami and Sasuke: aw!! Not fair!!
Dragon: hehe ^_________________^ anyways, Sasuke…go on
Yami: Yes…Sasuke…you get to take care of Naruto
Sasuke: ?!
Yami: your our muse, you should know this!
Sasuke: BUT BUT!! I MISSED THE NOTE!!
Yami: *sweat drop* but, we handed you the note to hand to everyone…
Sasuke: …oh yeah…..BUT BUT!! I WANT NARUTO TO REMEMBER ME AND LUB ME!!
Dragon: that is where the torture comes from ^____^
Sasuke: but it doesn't seem like he will be tortured!! *points to Naruto*
Dragon: but I like Naruto more the anyone, plus…
Sasuke: ?
Dragon: he is the torturer
CN: *gets interested* ?! YAY!!
Sasuke: oh uh…
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Chapter 1: Naruto? Is that you?!
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Sasuke awoke that day, not knowing what will be happening to him. He was thinking somewhere along the line of 'I am going to train. Then, train some more. Then, kick either Kakashi's or Naruto's ass… I wonder which.'
As our young Sharingan user got out of bed, he went towards his closet.
"SASUKE-KUN!! ARE YOU OK?!?! WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 20 MINUTES ALREADY!!", yelled voices outside his door. See, usually, Sasuke would have to push his way out the door, or on some days, push himself out his window, hoping he would die on impact…but as we all know, Sasuke will not die until he kills his brother, or at something THAT sad! an: I'll be changing that ^_____^
'Stupid girls', he thought, 'Everyday it is the same thing! He really needed to move…maybe even to a totally different country…but then again, having 2 fan girl groups would be way to much! Well, I guess I gotta eat breakfast.'
Our love-able, yet-not-able-to-love Uchiha went out of his room, into the living room. As he entered the room, he saw a girl asleep on his couch.
'Eh?', he thought. 'who is she and when did she get here?'. Our Sasuke-kun/san/chan went over to the girl, quietly picked her up, opened his patio window, and dumped her out. 'That's better'. After smile NOT A BIG ON, JUST A TINY SMIRK he went into the kitchen. He got out a pot, and some Ramen.
'Naruto likes ramen. I guess I should try treating him to ramen…maybe that will make him like me… YOU KNOW WHAT!! I AM GOING TO DO IT TODAY!! YES!! HAHA!!', was what Sasuke was thinking, while on the outside, for once in his life, he was acting all crazy, looking like Lee, having fire in his eyes. a/n: I guess we will just have to ruin your plans, Sasuke-dear. Heh heh heh…
"YO!", yelled a voice behind Sasuke.
"EH?!", he screamed, dropping a pot of instant ramen on the surprise guest. Or at least what he was holding.
"AH!! HOT HOT HOT!!", yelled our cute little fox-looker, who jumped out of our most loveable pervert, Kakashi. "AHHHHHHH!!", he yelled, as he ran around the kitchen, screaming and ruining everything..
"Ka…", started Sasuke.
"Hello…", said Kakashi, as he smiled, and put his eye in a little curve.
"ka…", continued Sasuke.
"I was just here to…", Kakashi said, trying to finish his sentence.
"SHI!!", yelled the sole survivor as he grabbed Kakashi's neck, and started to strangle him. Surprisingly, Kakashi fainted.
"Oh uh…. ", said Sasuke, as he stopped choking him. He took Kakashi to the couch, laid him down, went into the kitchen, stopped the fluff, threw him to the couch, where he landed on Kakashi's stomach, and woke him up.
"Huh? Where am I?"
"Moron… What is it you want, Kakashi-sensei?", Sasuke shot out at his teacher.
"Well, Godaime a/n: can u tell me if that is right or wrong? is giving you…how should I say this… a special mission…"
"WHAT?!", yelled Sasuke, these words catching his total attention a/n: which is sorta hard to do unless your Naruto….
Through his mind the words 'Naruto', 'Show-off', 'Stronger then him', and 'YAY'.
"Well…what is it? A ANBU level mission? Assassination? Protection? WHAT?!", he screamed impatiently.
"…babysitting…"
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"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!", Sasuke yelled, breaking the silence.
"Well…it isn't really babysitting…more like chibisitting…"
"NO WAY!! WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT THIS?!?!?!"
"Because it pays more then most ANBU missions."
"Uh…how much ramen could that buy?"
"Ramen? Since when have you liked ramen?"
"Well…since always!"
"Whatever…anyways…you could probably buy Icharaku…"
"AH!! I'll do it…where's the brat I am babysitting?!"
"Right here. Take him", said Kakashi, handing Sasuke the fluff.
"? This chibi looks familiar…."
"It should…", said Kakashi, smirking under his mask.
"?", Sasuke said, with question marks over his head.
"Look closer", Kakashi replied, his smirk going towards his ears.
"?", said Sasuke as he looked closer at the sleeping chibi.
"Well?"
"Um…he looks like a fox chibi…he has blond hair…his eyes were blue…he is wearing orang--"
"=^___________________________________^=" ß Kakashi.
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"=^_______________________________________________^=" ß more Kakashi.
"NARUTO!!"
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