Kuroi- Because people are IDIOTS, I need to put a disclaimer! Ryou...

Ryou- Kuroi doesn't own Yuugioh or Yu-Gi-Oh or any of us besides herself and Yami Kuroi

Mokuba- Yup yup!

All- *Sweatdrop*

Kuroi- Yeah.. On with the parodies!

Cinderella

Cast

Isis=Cinderella

Marik=Prince Charming ^_^

Marik and Isis- ACK!! NO!!! INCEST!!!

Kuroi- Tee hee! Anyway-

Kaiba= King

Mai= Queen

Joey=Drusilla, a stepsister ^_^

Tristan=...Other stepsister who is unnamed...

Anzu or Tea= Evil step-mother

Yugi and Yami=Mouse dudes who turns into a horse

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd, what you all been waitin' for.

YAMI MALIK AS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Yami/Kuroi= Hee, hee...Well, you have the magic wand!

Costumes

Isis=In beginning, rag-like dress, sooty apron. At ball, Egyptian style linen dress with Millennium Torque.

Marik=Pharaoh like outfit...Don't ask...

Kaiba=Royal kingy clothes, scepter

Mai= Big poofy purple dress that shows quite a bit of cleavage...

Joey- *Drool*

Joey= Big, poofy yellow dress with long blonde hair and yellow high heels!

Tristan= Big, poofy blue dress with long brown hair and blue high heels!

Tristan and Joey- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anzu= Big dress that makes her hips look fat ^_^

Anzu- *sniffle* Hey...

Yugi and Yami= They're mice...

Malik= *giggle* Form-fitting slinky PINK dress!!!! With the Millennium Rod

Let the show begin!

Joey- CINDARELLA!! COME COOK MA BREAKFAST!!!

Isis- Coming! *does breakfast*

Tristan- CINDERELLA, COME GEL MY HAIR!!!

Isis- Okay! *grumbles while gelling hair, sculpting it into a sword shape

Anzu- CINDERELLA, COME LISTEN TO MY FRIENDSHIP SPEECH!

Isis- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto- I'll save you! *swoops in and saves Isis, who is very confused*

Isis- What the f-

Kuroi- CUT!!! You're the MARRIED king!

Seto- This isn't Robin Hood?

Kuroi and Isis- NO!!

Seto- Oops...

Isis- Anyway..*listens to ranting friendship fiend* Uggg...My head hurts...

DING DONG

Joey- Get da doorbell, Cindarella!

Isis- We have a doorbell? Hmm...*answers door* Hello?

Messenger- Message! *hands her message*

Isis- Thanks...We have a doorbell?

Tristan- Oh, what does it say?

Joey- What das it say?

Anzu- It says all women are invited to a ball the price is holding to have a wife!

Isis- My torque says you won't let me come.

Joey- Right on da dot!

*hours later*

Isis- Oh... I wish I could come, but I'd need a fairy god-mother or something...

*silence*

Isis- I said I'd need a fairy god-mother or some thing.

*silence*

Isis- MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

Malik- . My ears...What do you want, wench?

Isis- I want to go to the ball, in a beautiful dress...

Malik- Your problem.

Isis- *brings out mallet* Malik- Pink or purple?

*later*

Joey- Who's zat girl ova der?

Tristan- She's more beautiful then me! WAH!!!!!!!!!

*with Isis*

Isis-*mallet*

Marik- Hello, O beauty!

Seto- *swings on vine, howling*

Isis- WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!

Seto- I thought... this was Tarzan...

All- *sweatdrop*

Yami Kuroi- We'll follow the script... next story...

Kuroi- See ya next time with Sleeping Beauty!