Kuroi- Because people are IDIOTS, I need to put a disclaimer! Ryou...
Ryou- Kuroi doesn't own Yuugioh or Yu-Gi-Oh or any of us besides herself and Yami Kuroi
Mokuba- Yup yup!
All- *Sweatdrop*
Kuroi- Yeah.. On with the parodies!
Cinderella
Cast
Isis=Cinderella
Marik=Prince Charming ^_^
Marik and Isis- ACK!! NO!!! INCEST!!!
Kuroi- Tee hee! Anyway-
Kaiba= King
Mai= Queen
Joey=Drusilla, a stepsister ^_^
Tristan=...Other stepsister who is unnamed...
Anzu or Tea= Evil step-mother
Yugi and Yami=Mouse dudes who turns into a horse
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd, what you all been waitin' for.
YAMI MALIK AS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yami/Kuroi= Hee, hee...Well, you have the magic wand!
Costumes
Isis=In beginning, rag-like dress, sooty apron. At ball, Egyptian style linen dress with Millennium Torque.
Marik=Pharaoh like outfit...Don't ask...
Kaiba=Royal kingy clothes, scepter
Mai= Big poofy purple dress that shows quite a bit of cleavage...
Joey- *Drool*
Joey= Big, poofy yellow dress with long blonde hair and yellow high heels!
Tristan= Big, poofy blue dress with long brown hair and blue high heels!
Tristan and Joey- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu= Big dress that makes her hips look fat ^_^
Anzu- *sniffle* Hey...
Yugi and Yami= They're mice...
Malik= *giggle* Form-fitting slinky PINK dress!!!! With the Millennium Rod
Let the show begin!
Joey- CINDARELLA!! COME COOK MA BREAKFAST!!!
Isis- Coming! *does breakfast*
Tristan- CINDERELLA, COME GEL MY HAIR!!!
Isis- Okay! *grumbles while gelling hair, sculpting it into a sword shape
Anzu- CINDERELLA, COME LISTEN TO MY FRIENDSHIP SPEECH!
Isis- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto- I'll save you! *swoops in and saves Isis, who is very confused*
Isis- What the f-
Kuroi- CUT!!! You're the MARRIED king!
Seto- This isn't Robin Hood?
Kuroi and Isis- NO!!
Seto- Oops...
Isis- Anyway..*listens to ranting friendship fiend* Uggg...My head hurts...
DING DONG
Joey- Get da doorbell, Cindarella!
Isis- We have a doorbell? Hmm...*answers door* Hello?
Messenger- Message! *hands her message*
Isis- Thanks...We have a doorbell?
Tristan- Oh, what does it say?
Joey- What das it say?
Anzu- It says all women are invited to a ball the price is holding to have a wife!
Isis- My torque says you won't let me come.
Joey- Right on da dot!
*hours later*
Isis- Oh... I wish I could come, but I'd need a fairy god-mother or something...
*silence*
Isis- I said I'd need a fairy god-mother or some thing.
*silence*
Isis- MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
Malik- . My ears...What do you want, wench?
Isis- I want to go to the ball, in a beautiful dress...
Malik- Your problem.
Isis- *brings out mallet* Malik- Pink or purple?
*later*
Joey- Who's zat girl ova der?
Tristan- She's more beautiful then me! WAH!!!!!!!!!
*with Isis*
Isis-*mallet*
Marik- Hello, O beauty!
Seto- *swings on vine, howling*
Isis- WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Seto- I thought... this was Tarzan...
All- *sweatdrop*
Yami Kuroi- We'll follow the script... next story...
Kuroi- See ya next time with Sleeping Beauty!
Ryou- Kuroi doesn't own Yuugioh or Yu-Gi-Oh or any of us besides herself and Yami Kuroi
Mokuba- Yup yup!
All- *Sweatdrop*
Kuroi- Yeah.. On with the parodies!
Cinderella
Cast
Isis=Cinderella
Marik=Prince Charming ^_^
Marik and Isis- ACK!! NO!!! INCEST!!!
Kuroi- Tee hee! Anyway-
Kaiba= King
Mai= Queen
Joey=Drusilla, a stepsister ^_^
Tristan=...Other stepsister who is unnamed...
Anzu or Tea= Evil step-mother
Yugi and Yami=Mouse dudes who turns into a horse
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd, what you all been waitin' for.
YAMI MALIK AS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yami/Kuroi= Hee, hee...Well, you have the magic wand!
Costumes
Isis=In beginning, rag-like dress, sooty apron. At ball, Egyptian style linen dress with Millennium Torque.
Marik=Pharaoh like outfit...Don't ask...
Kaiba=Royal kingy clothes, scepter
Mai= Big poofy purple dress that shows quite a bit of cleavage...
Joey- *Drool*
Joey= Big, poofy yellow dress with long blonde hair and yellow high heels!
Tristan= Big, poofy blue dress with long brown hair and blue high heels!
Tristan and Joey- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu= Big dress that makes her hips look fat ^_^
Anzu- *sniffle* Hey...
Yugi and Yami= They're mice...
Malik= *giggle* Form-fitting slinky PINK dress!!!! With the Millennium Rod
Let the show begin!
Joey- CINDARELLA!! COME COOK MA BREAKFAST!!!
Isis- Coming! *does breakfast*
Tristan- CINDERELLA, COME GEL MY HAIR!!!
Isis- Okay! *grumbles while gelling hair, sculpting it into a sword shape
Anzu- CINDERELLA, COME LISTEN TO MY FRIENDSHIP SPEECH!
Isis- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto- I'll save you! *swoops in and saves Isis, who is very confused*
Isis- What the f-
Kuroi- CUT!!! You're the MARRIED king!
Seto- This isn't Robin Hood?
Kuroi and Isis- NO!!
Seto- Oops...
Isis- Anyway..*listens to ranting friendship fiend* Uggg...My head hurts...
DING DONG
Joey- Get da doorbell, Cindarella!
Isis- We have a doorbell? Hmm...*answers door* Hello?
Messenger- Message! *hands her message*
Isis- Thanks...We have a doorbell?
Tristan- Oh, what does it say?
Joey- What das it say?
Anzu- It says all women are invited to a ball the price is holding to have a wife!
Isis- My torque says you won't let me come.
Joey- Right on da dot!
*hours later*
Isis- Oh... I wish I could come, but I'd need a fairy god-mother or something...
*silence*
Isis- I said I'd need a fairy god-mother or some thing.
*silence*
Isis- MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
Malik- . My ears...What do you want, wench?
Isis- I want to go to the ball, in a beautiful dress...
Malik- Your problem.
Isis- *brings out mallet* Malik- Pink or purple?
*later*
Joey- Who's zat girl ova der?
Tristan- She's more beautiful then me! WAH!!!!!!!!!
*with Isis*
Isis-*mallet*
Marik- Hello, O beauty!
Seto- *swings on vine, howling*
Isis- WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Seto- I thought... this was Tarzan...
All- *sweatdrop*
Yami Kuroi- We'll follow the script... next story...
Kuroi- See ya next time with Sleeping Beauty!
