Chapter 1-The Story Begins

Once upon time, Kutaba, Hakaro, and Cassiel were sitting on the wall around the royal palace of Tortall. It was so very hot that you'd think they would be in the shade; but these are idiots we're talking about here. Then Bakura ran in and screamed, "What IS this logic?!?!" about the cup and ball-on-a-string that he was holding. "Dunno," said Kutaba. "I can't figure this out either." He/She held out a Ye Olde Ping-Pong Racquete and shrugged. Bakura vanished in a flash of light and now the story really begins. Cassiel took a drink of her Ye Olde Lemonadee and said, "We shall become the cheese alliance." "No," said Hakaro, "we shall defeat the cheese alliance, for there already is one. It is the jousting team owned by Ye Olde Kaiba Corp.e. And we have a match against them in half an hour, you idiots!"
"Oops, I guess we are idiots if we could forget something that fast," said Kutaba. So then they collected all their equipment: armor, swords, horses, and duel monsters rocks, and ran not walked to the nearest jousting field. "We are the Jigglypuff/Bobs, here to defeat the cheese alliance," they shouted. "Oh, that's too bad," said the announcer from Pokémon (this is his weekend job). "We just gave the trophy to the cheese alliance because we figured they'd win. You guys, suck, no offense, so I saved you from a beating. ^_^!" Hakaro looked down at her Ye Olde Tennis Shoes. "Well, even if we're not the best team [understatement of the year], you could have AT LEAST LET US TRY!!! FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND JUST, TELL ME THAT THEY DIDN'T PAY YOU TO DO THIS!!!" Then Hakaro breathed fire at the announcer guy. "Well," said the slightly singed announcer, "I won't tell you then. I don't want to get another Fire Blast like that."
"Errrrrrrr.that lousy announcer dude," said Kutaba, "Ye Olde Kaiba Corp.e has corrupted all of Tortall. Let's get them."
So the intrepid adventurers (aka idiots) snuck into Ye Olde Kaiba Corp.e at the end of a second grade field trip. They were in disguise as third graders. Cassiel had pigtails, Kutaba had a lunchbox on his/her head, and Hakaro had flowery overalls. Walking on their knees, they were even the same height as the kids. They quickly ducked out of the line because the security guards were looking at them weirdly. "Maybe we should have been chaperones," whispered Kutaba as they hid behind a potted plant. The guards for some reason could still see them, so they ran down a hallway and into a door labeled "Not the Room Where Kaiba is Being Held Captive".
"Dude, I wonder if there's a vending machine in there," said Hakaro. "I want a Sprite." "You idiot," Cassiel reminded her, "They wouldn't have Sprite in a Ye Olde Kaiba Corp.e vending machine; you'll have to get a Ye Olde Mountaine Dewe." "Right..Let's break the door down!" And so they did. Using Kutaba's head as a battering ram, they smashed it up and stepped inside the room to find Kaiba tied up in a chair. "Dude! Are you a vending machine?" Hakaro asked.
"No, I am Seto Kaiba!" Kaiba replied, irritated.
"Oh, no, you're not. This room says, 'Not the Room Where Kaiba is Being Held Captive'! You can't fool me, you imposter!" Cassiel said triumphantly.
"I AM Seto Kaiba! That sign is there to fool idiots like you! Now untie me so I can take back my company from the Evil Confederation of Foxes."
Because I am tired of writing dialogue, just know that because the three were idiots, they untied him and then followed him to the "There are No Evil Foxes in This Room" room.