Chapter 1½-Oh no! Evil foxes!
"Hey, are you three still following me? Go away, I'm really busy," said Kaiba.
"Can I have a Ye Olde Mountaine Dewe, Mr. Vending Machine?" Hakaro asked, being slightly out of it all without her daily caffeine. Kaiba never got a chance to answer, because the door suddenly opened and a voice said, "Come in, all of you."
"You monsters! I will destroy you and take back my company, AND save my brother!" Kaiba screamed as he leapt into the room. Hakaro, Kutaba and Cassiel trailed in after, and there, behind a big executive-type desk, sat Fox McCloud (from Star Fox) and Spy Fox (from the computer game Spy Fox). Kaiba was out cold on the floor. The foxes clinked their wine glasses together and laughed evilly. "Your friend has found out about our personal force fields the hard way! Ahahahahaha! It is impossible to defeat us! Ahahahahaha!"
"Oh no! You killed Vending Machine Dude!" cried Cassiel. Kutaba looked around and then took a bite out of the executive-type desk. Apparently, he/she liked it, because he/she kept eating. The foxes were really laughing now. "Ahahaha! It's a really stupid alien! Look at him/her consume that plywood!" "Really?" asked Hakaro, "It looks like veneer to me." (Veneer is a fancy word for plywood.) "Hey," said Spy Fox, "I think you're right." "What are you talking about? That is so plywood!" shouted Fox McCloud. The two foxes started snarling at each other and then when Fox McCloud tried to Firefox Spy Fox, the force fields collided, and they both were knocked out. (A really dumb way to defeat the bad guys, I know, but.)
Cassiel slapped Kaiba's face politely to wake him up, which he did. Kaiba said, "The purple sock is drinking gelatin in the middle of the daylight!" Hearing this, Hakaro was touchingly concerned for Vending Machine Dude's sanity, but Kaiba was already out the door, looking for Mokuba. As soon as Kutaba finished eating the desk, they followed Kaiba again; leaving a neat pile of nails, screws, and metal fastenings on the floor.
"Hey, are you three still following me? Go away, I'm really busy," said Kaiba.
"Can I have a Ye Olde Mountaine Dewe, Mr. Vending Machine?" Hakaro asked, being slightly out of it all without her daily caffeine. Kaiba never got a chance to answer, because the door suddenly opened and a voice said, "Come in, all of you."
"You monsters! I will destroy you and take back my company, AND save my brother!" Kaiba screamed as he leapt into the room. Hakaro, Kutaba and Cassiel trailed in after, and there, behind a big executive-type desk, sat Fox McCloud (from Star Fox) and Spy Fox (from the computer game Spy Fox). Kaiba was out cold on the floor. The foxes clinked their wine glasses together and laughed evilly. "Your friend has found out about our personal force fields the hard way! Ahahahahaha! It is impossible to defeat us! Ahahahahaha!"
"Oh no! You killed Vending Machine Dude!" cried Cassiel. Kutaba looked around and then took a bite out of the executive-type desk. Apparently, he/she liked it, because he/she kept eating. The foxes were really laughing now. "Ahahaha! It's a really stupid alien! Look at him/her consume that plywood!" "Really?" asked Hakaro, "It looks like veneer to me." (Veneer is a fancy word for plywood.) "Hey," said Spy Fox, "I think you're right." "What are you talking about? That is so plywood!" shouted Fox McCloud. The two foxes started snarling at each other and then when Fox McCloud tried to Firefox Spy Fox, the force fields collided, and they both were knocked out. (A really dumb way to defeat the bad guys, I know, but.)
Cassiel slapped Kaiba's face politely to wake him up, which he did. Kaiba said, "The purple sock is drinking gelatin in the middle of the daylight!" Hearing this, Hakaro was touchingly concerned for Vending Machine Dude's sanity, but Kaiba was already out the door, looking for Mokuba. As soon as Kutaba finished eating the desk, they followed Kaiba again; leaving a neat pile of nails, screws, and metal fastenings on the floor.
