Chapter 2-The Time Machine

Kaiba was questioning Slippy (toad off Star Fox), grabbing him around the neck and smacking Slippy's head against a Ye Olde Washing Machinee.
"I." *smack* "don't." *smack* "know." *smack* "anything!" *smack!* Slippy squeaked. Kaiba opened the Ye Olde Washing Machinee and held Slippy inside.
"EEEEK! Ok, I'll talk! But I think you already know most of it. The Evil Confederation of Foxes, with a little help from Pegasus, build a pitfall (literally), captured you with it, and took over Kaiba Corp. As a little thank you, we gave your brother to Pegasus. Then, we used my time machine to travel here, and we are taking over this world by their complete dependence on us for everthing. Ahahahaha.... Laughing like that's not my job," said Slippy.
Kaiba, by the look on his face, would have liked to put Slippy in the washing machine after all, but of course, he would never find the time machine without Slippy. (Maybe, as it was sitting in the corner of the room labeled "So Not a Time Machine!") This of course, convinced Kutaba, Hakaro, and Cassiel that it was a broom closet. They climbed in and hid in the cargo bin. So, when Kaiba and Slippy got in, they didn't notice them.

"Now, take me to my time, Domino City in the time of Duel Monsters," Kaiba commanded. Slippy said, "What about the foxes? Without the time machine, they'll be stranded in the past forever.oh, I take it that's your point." Kaiba nodded. "Exactly. Now, who is running Kaiba Corp in the present?" "Sly Fox!" said Slippy. Beep beep beep! "Now we have arrived at your time," said Slippy. Kaiba saw a bit of movement behind the seat. "What was that?" Kutaba, Cassiel and Hakaro jumped up. "SURPRISE!" they shouted, flinging confetti (and the lunch box) everywhere. "What the F**K!" Kaiba shouted. "Well," said Cassiel, "everyone likes a surprise party on their birthday." "It's not my birthday, and I've had as much crap as I can stand from you three. Now get out of here and leave me alone from now on! And my name is NOT Vending Machine Dude, it's SETO KAIBA!!"
Kaiba continued to rant about idiots following him around, while the three tiptoed out of the room, sadly. "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard," said Hakaro, wiping a tear from her eye. "All he ever really wanted was to be alone." Kutaba blew his/her nose very loudly. "One thing I don't understand though," he/she said "if he didn't want to be called Vending Machine Dude, why did he get a job as a vending machine?"