Chapter 3-Kaiba Corp

Kaiba walked toward the Kaiba Corp building, his trench coat whooshing up behind him like always. (.the Kaiba Corp and the Ye Olde Kaiba Corp.e buildings were built in slightly different locations, so when the time machine came to the present, it was in the building across the street instead of inside Kaiba Corp) He was almost inside the door when he stopped. The last foxes had had those irritating force fields that were so painful to run into. Kaiba decided to sneak in and catch the fox by surprise. Hopefully he could find something large and heavy, like the old dueling disks, to throw at the fox before it could activate the force field. Kaiba snuck off to the "secret entrance that only Kaiba knows about", which is why he didn't see Cassiel, Kutaba, and Hakaro walk in the main entrance disguised as pizza delivery girls (and alien). They offered the pizza to the guards at the front desk, but because the pizza was really a Ye Olde Bike Tyre with some of the confetti on it, the guards were not hungry. Unsurprisingly, they tried to throw the "pizza delivery girls and alien" out of the building, but they hid behind a potted plant again. I guess these guards were even stupider than the three they were chasing, because they ran right past and didn't see them.
Seto Kaiba was walking through the deserted halls of Kaiba Corp, dueling disk in one hand and a coffee pot in the other. Then he walked around a corner and bumped into Samus Aran. "Sorry," Kaiba said, and tried to run before anyone saw him, but it was too late. Samus grabbed him with her griphook. Kaiba struggled futile-y against the bolt of green-yellow- glowy-stuff but Samus just pulled it tighter. This was one angry bounty hunter. "Let me go or I'll pour boiling espresso on you!" Kaiba threatened. "I will not be stopped from rescuing Mokuba from the foxes by some weirdo in a robot suit."
Samus let him go as quickly as she had grabbed him. She held her hand into a shadow puppet of a fox head and then whacked her hand with her blaster. Then she held out her hand palm up (like 'pay up, pay up'). By this intelligent sign language, Kaiba understood that the foxes had cheated her on a bounty and she wanted revenge. Normally Kaiba would have given his "cooperation is for boy scouts and nursery schools" speech, but Yugi wasn't around to hear, and he really could use some help. "C'mon," Kaiba said, "If we climb in the ventilation shafts, then we can search for Spy Fox without anyone finding us." Samus shrugged, it was fine with her.

So Kaiba is in the ventilation system, so is Samus, and our heroes are behind a potted plant, but where is Slippy? Well, while Kaiba was shouting at the three morons who are the main characters, Slippy escaped and headed for the hills.of Johto! Where he was attacked by wild Rattata, until Ash, Misty and Brock came up. "Hey, look! It's a pokémon!" said Ash, and held out the pokédex. "Politoed- The alternate evolution of Polywhirl," said the pokédex. "What the hell, I'm not a Politoed, I'm Slippy Toad!" said Slippy.
"Wow! A Slippytoed! I'm gonna catch it!" shouted Ash. "Pikachu, thunderbolt!" Slippy said, "Oh, shit!" BZZAAAAPPP!!!!
No matter how many times Ash threw a pokéball, Slippy wouldn't be caught. (D'uh. He's not a pokémon!) So, Ash tied a string around Slippy's neck and dragged him along. An ingenious solution, but one that brought Slippy into contact with way too many rocks, tree roots, and old pieces of gum on the path.
Coincidentally, that path was the path back to Domino City. So Slippy had an additional incentive to escape from his new trainer, above and beyond the frequent training sessions with a pack of savage animals that had mutated to spew fire, water, poison, or high-voltage electricity at poor Slippy. Ah, yes, this has been quite the bad week for Slippy. And the horoscope in the paper warns that "sometimes things have to get worse before they get better." Oh well.