AN: Hello and welcome to the long anticipated (YEAH BIG WORD!!) second chapter of Inflated Head….don't forget to review and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

            'That little bugger I can't believe him!' I thought venomously as I leafed through the book in my hand. 'I can't concentrate on my homework because of him!' I thought slamming the book shut. I was drifting off into a light slumber when I heard a constant scratching sound outside the girl's dormitory. Groaning grumpily I heaved off the bed and went to open the door. I looked out into the stairwell seeing that the stairs had lowered into a ramp and one knuckle white hand was gripping the hand rail.

            "Lily…please…help!" a strained voice called below me. I was about to turn around already knowing who the strained voice belonged to but I felt a gentle tug on my robes. "Please!!! I've been here for an hour!" James begged, I raised an eyebrow, "well maybe not an hour but… would ya please help!" I put my hands on my hips, "why should I help you and why were you trying to get up the girl's staircase?" I asked. He looked up at me with puppy dog eyes, the ones no girl no matter how much they hated him could resist and pleaded, "It was for your well being Lily dearest, I couldn't have you late for a detention". My eyes widened, I slid down the slide and stopped at the bottom of the stairs. "Well, aren't you coming?" I asked to James who reluctantly let his hand unclasp from the railing and skidded down the ramp. "I hate you," he grumbled passing by me, "good" I answered perkily as I skipped off to detention.

             I slipped into Professor McGonagall's room for detention, my eyes widened as a bunch of Slytherin faces looked back at me. "Mudblood" I heard someone cough, I rolled my eyes and strutted up to the professor, "Ah so the terrible twosome has arrived has it?" McGonagall snapped. I fought back the urge to roll my eyes, "he's the one who distracted me!" I protested. "So I distract you now do I?" he murmured in my ear as we sat down, I stomped on his foot as hard as I could. "Not anymore" I whispered back while he rubbed his aching foot.

             "All right, I want a 3 scroll essay, in normal sized hand writing on why you shouldn't cut up during school. There should be three main reasons that you elaborate on in complete sentences, WITH proper grammar! It will be due at the end of your detention. I will be in my office, DO NOT be loud I WILL hear you!" the Professor droned. Everyone groaned and took the magical parchment from her that would not allow any cheating or larger than normal handwriting. James bent over his parchment and muttered a counter charm but gave up when scorch marks began to appear. "You're not doing it right" I hissed to him, "you do it then!" he snapped back, "I don't NEED to cheat" I snarled. He rolled his eyes and started to work on his paper.

            "Thank you Ms. Evans, Mr. Potter, you may leave now" Prof. McGonagall said as we handed in our papers. I was quite surprised that James was actually smart enough to do his paper but kept my mouth shut. We began to walk down the hallway towards the Gryffindor tower in silence. This unfortunately didn't last very long. "So Evans, darling, what do you want to do once we reach the common room" he asked with a wink. I glared at him, "I thought you were mad at me!" I groaned. "I can't stay mad at such a pretty face for long you know", "nothing that good would EVER happen to ME!" I sighed exasperatedly. "What was that?" he asked, "nothing" I muttered he just smiled at me in a daze.

             "What is UP with you?!" I asked suddenly, he blinked, "what is up with me what?", "huh?", "what?", "oh nevermind" I sighed as we reached the portrait hole. "Periwinkle Toes" I snarled to the Fat Lady, "well now, you're a very polite lady!" she hissed at me as she opened to let us inside. "Sweet dreams Evans" he called to me as I stormed up the girls' dormitory stairs.

AN: waaaaaaaaah this one wasn't as funny as the last chapter…oh dookie. Review anyway ok, ok! I'm gonna put another intermission up after this…maybe do one in-between each chapter…anyways enough of my rambling I'll get started on my intermission now! ^_^ bye, byes!