Disclaimer- I don't own any of this, except the story; terribly boring
disclaimer today I'm afraid.
Warnings- Uh, not that I can think of, unless you're immature and can't
handle talk of sex.
Spoilers- If you haven't seen The Killer in Me than yeah, so go.
Length- Really, really, really, short. It's more a clip of a chapter then
an actual chapter, but I felt the need to put it in just for fun.
Chapter 2- Screams
Anya trumped down the stairs and flopped on the couch next to Dawn, wearing a silly smirk. She looked around the room at the inquiring faces of the Slayer's little sister and all the zit-faced Slayer wannabe's.
Dawn nudged her in the ribs; suddenly Anya remembered why she'd gone upstairs in the first place.
"Do you know what they're doing up there," Anya whispered, "having hot, passionate, sex." She nodded matter-of-factly, a chorus of immature giggles erupted from the crowd of potential slayers.
Buffy walked in just in time to hear the last part of the ex-demon's report. Her eye's when wide and she rushed to Dawn's side, hissing at Anya. "I don't need you informing the whole house of my best friends-" She quickly covered her sister's ears "-sexcapades."
A passion scream could be heard coming from an upstairs bedroom, causing Buffy to jump a few feet in the air.
As if on cue another wave of giggles filled the room.
"Didn't I tell you they were having sex? How many guesses is customary under these circumstances? Three! Three guesses as to where that scream came from." Anya bounced up, off the couch, and into a standing position.
Buffy looked torn, they really couldn't just sit there and listen, "Ok everybody!" The room silenced. "Dawn homework, at Jenna's house; Anya, go home. Everybody else, out back, we need to train if we're going to beat the First."
Rona smirked, "Uh, great idea, but, who's gonna lead us; $20 says that Kennedy's a little busy right now."
Another cry of passion ripped through the house.
Buffy smiled, "I will."
"Right, left, roundhouse, block," The Slayer instructed the backyard full of potentials "Amanda, try to get higher extension on your kicks. Good, good everybody."
"Damn." Kennedy flopped down next to Willow and cuddled her.
"That was- Wow, that was wow." the redhead came down from her high slowly and giddily.
"Wow is good right?"
"Oh yeah, Wow is better than good."
~fin ch. 2~
Chapter 2- Screams
Anya trumped down the stairs and flopped on the couch next to Dawn, wearing a silly smirk. She looked around the room at the inquiring faces of the Slayer's little sister and all the zit-faced Slayer wannabe's.
Dawn nudged her in the ribs; suddenly Anya remembered why she'd gone upstairs in the first place.
"Do you know what they're doing up there," Anya whispered, "having hot, passionate, sex." She nodded matter-of-factly, a chorus of immature giggles erupted from the crowd of potential slayers.
Buffy walked in just in time to hear the last part of the ex-demon's report. Her eye's when wide and she rushed to Dawn's side, hissing at Anya. "I don't need you informing the whole house of my best friends-" She quickly covered her sister's ears "-sexcapades."
A passion scream could be heard coming from an upstairs bedroom, causing Buffy to jump a few feet in the air.
As if on cue another wave of giggles filled the room.
"Didn't I tell you they were having sex? How many guesses is customary under these circumstances? Three! Three guesses as to where that scream came from." Anya bounced up, off the couch, and into a standing position.
Buffy looked torn, they really couldn't just sit there and listen, "Ok everybody!" The room silenced. "Dawn homework, at Jenna's house; Anya, go home. Everybody else, out back, we need to train if we're going to beat the First."
Rona smirked, "Uh, great idea, but, who's gonna lead us; $20 says that Kennedy's a little busy right now."
Another cry of passion ripped through the house.
Buffy smiled, "I will."
"Right, left, roundhouse, block," The Slayer instructed the backyard full of potentials "Amanda, try to get higher extension on your kicks. Good, good everybody."
"Damn." Kennedy flopped down next to Willow and cuddled her.
"That was- Wow, that was wow." the redhead came down from her high slowly and giddily.
"Wow is good right?"
"Oh yeah, Wow is better than good."
~fin ch. 2~
