Disclaimer: This is my first time writing one and I already hate disclaimers! I don't own anything Zelda here so don't sue me.

This is my first zelda fic so go easy on me please :)

Mystery of the Random Chests

Chapter1:

It was a typical morning in Kokiri Forest. The sun was just rising over the treetops as Navi flew towards Link's three house. Navi has spent all night at Starbucks Coffee overdosing on caffeine.

HELLO LINK! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! IT'S THE MORNING SO GET UP!!!!! Navi yelled at Link who was lazily sleeping in his bed.

Link mumbled, Stupid alarm clock... as he swatted his hand down onto Navi sending her tumbling to the floor.

OUCH THAT HURT! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!' GET UP NOW!! screeched Navi in an extremely high pitched voice.

The cow inside Link's house mooed.

Link sat up in his bed and yawned I'm up now... Link stepped out of his bed and looked around his room. He took a step forward and accidentally stepped on Navi who was still on the ground.

Navi Screamed in pain

Ahhh Re-Dead! Link yelled, thinking Navi's scream was from a Re-Dead (you know, those mummy things that scream). Link panicked and ran out of his house. He tripped over something on his balcony, and fell off. Link screamed as he fell to the ground 10 feet below.

Mido, who always makes fun of link, saw what happened and ran over to the front of Links house.

Oooohhhhh.... my head... moaned Link

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Why if it isn't Mr. No Fairy Who Now Has a Fairy Wimpy Boy. Well Link, how many times have you fallen out of your tree house now? Two, no three hundred times I think. Hmmm let me check, Mido sneered as he took out his How Many Times Link Has Fallen Out Of His House Checklist. Hmmm let's see... you have fallen out 306 times so... this is your 307th time, Mido added a check to his checklist.

Why you little bonehead! Give me that check list! Link yelled as he jumped at Mido's How Many Times Link Has Fallen Out Of His House checklist.

Ahhhh! It's diseased! Mido yelled. He yanked the checklist out of Link's way. So what did you trip over this time? A mushroom? A frog? A leaf?? Mido continued to sneer.

It was a... Link trailed off as he looked up towards his house. He followed the ladder up to his balcony with his eyes and then saw.... A TREASURE CHEST?!?!?! Link shrieked in surprise. What in the Triforce is a treasure chest doing up there?!

Maybe some smelly ogre from outside of the forest came and put it there for you as a gift because all the friends you have are ugly smelly things just like you! Mido laughed at Link.

Link scanned the forest from the way you leave the forest into Hyrule to his house. Link noticed that there was a trail of treasure chests leading from his house all the way out of the Forest into Hyrule. I think you maybe right Mido Link said.

Of course I am right! I am never wrong! You are the one who is always wrong! Mido laughed.

I better go find out who is leaving all these treasure chests behind before someone else trips over one and falls out of their house, Link said adventurously.

Mido yelled You can't leave the forest! If we leave the forest, we die!

You really believe the crap the teach you in school, Mido? Boy your dumber than I thought. I have been out of Kokiri forest plenty of times and never died. Here why don''t I show you, Link said. Link grabbed mido by his shirt and started dragging him across the forest to the entrance into Hyrule Field.

Let me go you stupid little freak! Mido kicked and screamed as Link dragged him.

Just for the heck of it, Link kicked open one of the chests that was leading out of the forest to see what was inside. Hey look, a brand new sword! Link delighted. Link kicked open a few more chests but there was just hearts in them.

Hey, you can't leave, said the boy who guarded the entrance/ exit of Kokiri Forest. Link pushed him out of the way and carried Mido, who was kicking and screaming over a bridge out of the forest with him.

Hyrule field was a site to behold. Miles of nothing but rolling grassy hills and a castle in the distance. Link let go of Mido and said There there, now that wasn't so bad was it?

Several Stalchildren (the skeleton thingys) popped out of the ground in front of Link and Mido. Ahhhhhh ugly boney freaky monsters!!! Mido shrieked as he ran back into the forest.

Hey these guys are a easy to beat up Mido... Link trailed off. He didn't really care about Mido anyway. He turned his attention towards the skeletons.

Eh he he he he he! one of the stalchildren laughed in its usually annoying high pitched voice You are no match for us peasant boy! The stalchildren both raised their boney hands ready to attack Link.

Link yawned and used his brand spankin' new sword to chopped off the nearest one's arm.

It shrieked, Boy, you are very skilled with a sword. It must have taken years of training for you to get that good in using it.

Nope, I just found this a few minutes ago, Link replied. He then proceeded to chop both of the stalchildren into tiny bits. Boy that was easy, Link said to himself. He took a step foward and tripped over another chest. he yelped. Geeze who is putting all these chests here?! Link yelled out into Hyrule Field. He gasped at what he saw. There were treasure chests randomly placed everywhere all across Hyrule Field. They went as far as he could see. Okay I am going to see the janitor about this! Link said to himself as he walked off towards Hyrule Castle Town where the Janitor's office was.


-Well what did you think? Hope it was funny. I plan on continuing it. This is my first Zelda Fic. Please R&R (read and review) :D