Disclaimer- still don't own YYH…*sigh*…and I don't own the hulk, goldfish, or Ritz crackers (you'll see…)

Author's Note- wow, so many reviews!! Thx a lot!

Oh yeah, and plz tell me soon whether you like the "diary entry" layout better than the "script layout", or vice-versa…I'm always open to opinions ^_^

Day 7 (a/n: another "script layout", just so you get another feeling of what it is)

Yusuke- all hail the sacred TV!!

Kuwabara- yeah, yeah, it's nice.

Yusuke- you can't ruin this one, Kuwabara!! I've hid the remote this time!! HAHAHAHA!! *shower me now with compliments, ladies and gentlemen!*

Hiei- yes, that's nice. I see someone is now using their brain.

Kurama- at least he's not saying "I don't wanna be here" anymore…

Hiei- *smiling* (a/n: scary thought…lol) if you don't leave soon Kuwabara, I'll kill your cat.

Yusuke- great idea! Why didn't I think of that?!

Kuwabara- …don't you think it's time to spin the handy "chore wheel"?

Kurama- whose idea was that?

Yusuke- the idiot, who else

Kuwabara- I'll pretend I didn't hear that. *spins the "wheel"* DISHES!? Not again!

Yusuke- *spin* sweep the house…drat

Kurama- *spin* get the groceries? I was never good at these things…

Hiei- *spin* a free day. Lucky me.

Yusuke- WHAT!? He barely does anything and he gets the free day!?

Hiei- I did some "negotiating"

Kurama- *sweatdrop*

Yusuke- YOU RIGGED THE BOARD!? YOU GGET TO SIT AND WATCH THE SACRED TELEVISION WHILE I SWEEP!!??

Kuwabara- calm down, Yusuke…

Yusuke- DON"T "CALM DOWN YUSUKE" ME!!!

Kurama- better go and get those groceries… *leaves*

Hiei- and I'll go watch the "sacred television"…*laughing*

Yusuke- YOU"RE NOT WORTHY!!!

Kuwabara- those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves…heh heh

Later…

Kurama- I'm back….what the-

*dish shards cover the kitchen floor*

Kuwabara- I think I'm a little clumsy…

Yusuke- *furiously sweeping* yep, he's a total klutz

Kuwabara- hey! I'm not a-oops *drops a small stack of dishes*

Hiei- *grinning* better start sweeping that mess your friend made

Yusuke- SHUT UP!!

Kurama- is he still upset about the tv?

Kuwabara- looks that way

Yusuke- what? No, I'm fine!! Really!!

Kurama- there's another reason you're angry, isn't there?

Yusuke- well, now that you mention it…

Kuwabara- yes?

Yusuke- I was kinda upset…

Kuwabara- …yes??

Yusuke- when I figured out…

Kurama and Kuwabara- yes?

Yusuke- that someone…

Kurama and Kuwabara- yes??

Yusuke- someone…

Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara- yes???

Yusuke- someone…

Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara- yes!?

Yusuke- SOMEONE ATE ALL OF MY GOLDFISH!!!

Kurama- *sweatdrop*

Hiei- I don't believe this

Kuwabara- they ate your pets!?

Yusuke- the crackers, you moron

Kuwabara- I'm NOT A MORON!!!

Hiei- yell it to the whole neighborhood, why don't you?

Kuwabara- shaddup!

Kurama- calm down you two…

Yusuke- *searching the grocery bags* did you happen to get any goldfish??

Kurama- um…no

Yusuke- SOMEONE"S GONNA PAY!!

Kurama- I think I got Ritz crackers…*it was on the list…*

Yusuke- *staring at the box* good enough…

Kuwabara- he must love crackers

Yusuke- I jus ned a shak.

Kurama- what did you say?

Yusuke- I jus ned a shak!

Kuwabara- come again?

Yusuke- *swallowing* I just need a snack!!

Everyone- ooohhh…

Yusuke- =_= you people are pathetic

Kurama- it's hard to understand someone who stuffed half a pack of crackers in his mouth at once.

Yusuke- ……….it's common knowledge that everyone should understand "stuffish"

Kuwabara- come again?

Yusuke- "stuffish"; the language of those with food stuffed down their throats

Hiei- he's had a lot of time to think of that, hasn't he?

Yusuke- of course….i haven't! I'm smart enough to think of these kinds of things on the spot!!

Hiei- *grinning again* shouldn't you be sweeping-

Yusuke- OWWW! I think I broke something?

Kurama- with the broom?

Yusuke- yeah!! I think I slipped a leg disc or something…

Kurama-…with a broom.

Yusuke- Yeah…or maybe it's all this broken plate junk!

Kuwabara- *sweatdrop* hey, you came in here at your own risk.

Hiei- no surprise, the fool actually believes him

Kurama- now, now Hiei… let's try not to call each other-

Kuwabara- who are you calling a fool shrimp boy!?

Hiei- WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Kuwabara- "who are you calling a fool you shrimp b-"

Yusuke- YOU THREW THE SACRED REMOTE!!!

Kurama- now guys-

Yusuke- THE SACRED REMOTE!!!

Kurama- you too, Yusuke-

Yusuke- THE SACRED REMOTE!!! That…makes…me…MAD!!! *tries to act like the "hulk"*

Kurama- oh no…

Kuwabara and Hiei- *stopping their…argument* what's wrong with him?

Yusuke- YUSUKE SMASH PLATES!!! YUSUKE GO GET GOLDFISH!!

Hiei- you know, you need to sweep that up too…

Kuwabara- forget it, Hiei…he's gone off the deep end…

Kurama- *filling an empty goldfish bag with Ritz crackers* look what I have Yusuke…

Yusuke- *"turning back to normal"* huh? GOLDFISH!??

Kuwabara- not quite…

Yusuke- WHAT!? *"turning" back into the "hulk"* YUSUKE WANT GOLDFISH!!

Kurama- here we go again…=_=

Hiei- if that dork would just keep his mouth shut

Kuwabara- what'd you call me!?

Hiei- a dork. Got a problem with that?

Kuwabara- as a matter of fact-

Yusuke- YUSUKE WANT GOLDFISH!! YUSUKE DON"T WANT TUNA SURPRISE!!

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End of Day 7

So, how'd you like this chapter? I got the hulk idea when thinking of the movie I had to watch on a charter bus on the way to my grade's end of the year trip to king's dominion…it was the older hulk movie with the reddish-pink blood and a younger version of the guy who played Norman Osbourne in Spiderman (the green goblin)….and I guess cause the movie came out recently…heh heh…

…and I'm eating goldfish now…(not real goldfish, of course) they're strangely addicting, even though they're not pixy stix…

…and most else was thought up when I thought of my sister's obsession of TV and her reluctance to do chores…