A/N: I don't own Link, Zelda or any other related characters. Sonic the Hedgehog is gonna be in this fic, too. I don't own him.
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Chapter One: I Forgot!
-Kokiri Forest-
Link: Ha! ... Ha!
Navi: Why are you saying 'Ha' everytime you cut a piece of wood?
Link:It sounds funny! ...funny and dangerous...
Navi: Oh brother... *sighs*
Link: *cries* I have no more wood!!
Navi: You're an idiot! All you have to do is go to Zelda's Castle and ask for more wood! After all, You did save Hyrule, Idiot!
Link: Oh Yeah... I forgot... *cries again*
Navi: Oh Now what?!
Link: You called Me an idiot!!!
Navi: Oh Lord... All you would have to do is bring out your sword and cut me into two! Oh my...
Link: Oh yeah! *slashes Navi into two*
drip, drip, drip, drip! Blood drips!
Link: Navi? NAVI?! *cries a river*
Navi: *dead* You woke me up from the dead! *hums* Wake me up inside...
Link: Now I have no pink-white cotton candy flying around my head!!
Navi: Then give me some blood and put my head back together!!
Link: Okay! *goes to Hyrule castle (with Navi) and gets blood* Okay Navi here's the blood! *Pulls Navi's head off*
Random Boy: Ewwwww!!!!!
Link: Sorry! *Puts blood in Navi's body* Yea! *Crys*
Navi: Now what?
Link: I have nothing to put your head & body together with!
Navi: Stitch it or tape it!
Link: Okay! *buys tape & sitches then sitches Navi's head together then tapes it* There!
Navi: I hate you Link!
Link: *cries*
Navi: What?
Link:You hate me!!
Navi: Okay, okay, Fine! I don't hate you, just act like a mature Kokiri!
Link: I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian!
Navi: Oh yeah! Well, act like a mature Hylian!
Link:Okay! *puts Evanescence CD in CD player & listens; sings Going Under* Going under!!
Navi: Going underrr....
Link: Drowning you-ooo!!!
Navi: Drowning in you...
Link: Falling Foreverrrrr-er-er-er!!!
Navi: Falling forever...
Link: I've got to break throoouuugh!!! I'm... Going Undaaaaa!
Silence...
Navi: Well, that was odd...
Link: Very... Very odd.
Navi: Well I like that song Link!
Link: Me too! Princess Zelda gave me the CD! She said it was my Birthday present.
Navi: So sweet of a girl!
Link: Yup
Navi: Hey Link?
Link: Yeah Navi?
Navi: Didn't you forget to get your wood?
End of Chapter One!
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Chapter One: I Forgot!
-Kokiri Forest-
Link: Ha! ... Ha!
Navi: Why are you saying 'Ha' everytime you cut a piece of wood?
Link:It sounds funny! ...funny and dangerous...
Navi: Oh brother... *sighs*
Link: *cries* I have no more wood!!
Navi: You're an idiot! All you have to do is go to Zelda's Castle and ask for more wood! After all, You did save Hyrule, Idiot!
Link: Oh Yeah... I forgot... *cries again*
Navi: Oh Now what?!
Link: You called Me an idiot!!!
Navi: Oh Lord... All you would have to do is bring out your sword and cut me into two! Oh my...
Link: Oh yeah! *slashes Navi into two*
drip, drip, drip, drip! Blood drips!
Link: Navi? NAVI?! *cries a river*
Navi: *dead* You woke me up from the dead! *hums* Wake me up inside...
Link: Now I have no pink-white cotton candy flying around my head!!
Navi: Then give me some blood and put my head back together!!
Link: Okay! *goes to Hyrule castle (with Navi) and gets blood* Okay Navi here's the blood! *Pulls Navi's head off*
Random Boy: Ewwwww!!!!!
Link: Sorry! *Puts blood in Navi's body* Yea! *Crys*
Navi: Now what?
Link: I have nothing to put your head & body together with!
Navi: Stitch it or tape it!
Link: Okay! *buys tape & sitches then sitches Navi's head together then tapes it* There!
Navi: I hate you Link!
Link: *cries*
Navi: What?
Link:You hate me!!
Navi: Okay, okay, Fine! I don't hate you, just act like a mature Kokiri!
Link: I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian!
Navi: Oh yeah! Well, act like a mature Hylian!
Link:Okay! *puts Evanescence CD in CD player & listens; sings Going Under* Going under!!
Navi: Going underrr....
Link: Drowning you-ooo!!!
Navi: Drowning in you...
Link: Falling Foreverrrrr-er-er-er!!!
Navi: Falling forever...
Link: I've got to break throoouuugh!!! I'm... Going Undaaaaa!
Silence...
Navi: Well, that was odd...
Link: Very... Very odd.
Navi: Well I like that song Link!
Link: Me too! Princess Zelda gave me the CD! She said it was my Birthday present.
Navi: So sweet of a girl!
Link: Yup
Navi: Hey Link?
Link: Yeah Navi?
Navi: Didn't you forget to get your wood?
End of Chapter One!
