A/N: I don't own Link, Zelda or any other related characters. Sonic the Hedgehog is gonna be in this fic, too. I don't own him.

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Chapter One: I Forgot!

-Kokiri Forest-

Link: Ha! ... Ha!

Navi: Why are you saying 'Ha' everytime you cut a piece of wood?

Link:It sounds funny! ...funny and dangerous...

Navi: Oh brother... *sighs*

Link: *cries* I have no more wood!!

Navi: You're an idiot! All you have to do is go to Zelda's Castle and ask for more wood! After all, You did save Hyrule, Idiot!

Link: Oh Yeah... I forgot... *cries again*

Navi: Oh Now what?!

Link: You called Me an idiot!!!

Navi: Oh Lord... All you would have to do is bring out your sword and cut me into two! Oh my...

Link: Oh yeah! *slashes Navi into two*

drip, drip, drip, drip! Blood drips!

Link: Navi? NAVI?! *cries a river*

Navi: *dead* You woke me up from the dead! *hums* Wake me up inside...

Link: Now I have no pink-white cotton candy flying around my head!!

Navi: Then give me some blood and put my head back together!!

Link: Okay! *goes to Hyrule castle (with Navi) and gets blood* Okay Navi here's the blood! *Pulls Navi's head off*

Random Boy: Ewwwww!!!!!

Link: Sorry! *Puts blood in Navi's body* Yea! *Crys*

Navi: Now what?

Link: I have nothing to put your head & body together with!

Navi: Stitch it or tape it!

Link: Okay! *buys tape & sitches then sitches Navi's head together then tapes it* There!

Navi: I hate you Link!

Link: *cries*

Navi: What?

Link:You hate me!!

Navi: Okay, okay, Fine! I don't hate you, just act like a mature Kokiri!

Link: I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian!

Navi: Oh yeah! Well, act like a mature Hylian!

Link:Okay! *puts Evanescence CD in CD player & listens; sings Going Under* Going under!!

Navi: Going underrr....

Link: Drowning you-ooo!!!

Navi: Drowning in you...

Link: Falling Foreverrrrr-er-er-er!!!

Navi: Falling forever...

Link: I've got to break throoouuugh!!! I'm... Going Undaaaaa!



Silence...



Navi: Well, that was odd...

Link: Very... Very odd.

Navi: Well I like that song Link!

Link: Me too! Princess Zelda gave me the CD! She said it was my Birthday present.

Navi: So sweet of a girl!

Link: Yup

Navi: Hey Link?

Link: Yeah Navi?

Navi: Didn't you forget to get your wood?

End of Chapter One!