Disclaimer- idoyyhbiws …the first person to correctly guess what that stands for gets a gift (yes, the gift is give-able even if I don't have your address, yes, it is a real gift) …but obviously it has something to do with the fact that I still don't own yyhI shall someday!! You'll see!! *hint hint*

Author's note- I have figured out from all of your reviews that no one cares whether Yusuke gets knocked- leaves or not…am I correct in saying this?? (Speak now or I'll forever evict Yusuke…) hah hah…okay. Still have noo idea who I'm going to let win…

You know you're too obsessed w/ yyh when someone tells you something stupid and you say "You're a Kuwabara!!!"…at least in my case…can't wait till the yyh TCG comes out ^_^…not long now…

Oh, yeah, just a warning, but I'll be changing my pen name again in a couple of weeks (I like variety). Dunno what it'll be tho…

This fic's in diary format… and remembered, this fic's censored…dabfhs (first letters of all words that are censored, in case you're wondering)

Day 11

Yusuke

The Horror!! The Horror!!…maybe I should explain first…

Ok, so I was sitting around, minding my own business, when Kurama starts yelling at me for nothing!! Really!!! So anyway, we get into a big argument, and I call him some names (by accident!!), and suddenly he turns into his demon form!! And apparently Youko Kurama doesn't like humans too much right now…

Hiei started laughing like crazy, but he got what he deserved!! Hah hah, now he's trying to figure out how to fix his sword. The shards are like an inch wide.

But at least the goldfish, the croissants, and the TV are all ok. Thank goodness for that.

On the bright side, I was able to auction off my pictures on Ebay. You know, those pictures of Hiei in that pink- oh crap, here he comes…

Hiei

My sword is broken. More than broken; it's been shattered! Each piece is only an inch thick. How can I fix it when the pieces are so *blank* small!? I don't feel like going to buy a *blank* new sword!! And it's all thanks to that *blank* fox demon!! His *blank blank* broke my *blank* sword!!

What the *blank* was he thinking?! All I did was laugh because of what he was doing to that *blank* ningen Yusuke…

Yusuke supposedly put too much laundry detergent in his last laundry duty, and it's still oozing out of the washing machine. Kurama started telling him to be more careful, Yusuke started whining, they both started yelling, and Yusuke called Kurama some names that I didn't quite catch. Then Kurama turned into his demon form *somehow* , and started chasing Yusuke around. Then I laughed and the *blank* demon broke my sword with some *blank* plant. *blank*, a piece is missing. (a/n: you can probably fill in the blanks if you think a little…)

Kurama- wait, it's Youko Kurama…

All I have to say is this: if anyone has black hair slicked back by gel, brown eyes, and prefers green clothing, they're dead.

Thank you.

End of Day 11

I actually didn't have an idea for a good diary format thingie, so I'm sorry this is so short ^_^

Review, review, review!