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Author's note- someone at my school inspired part of this fic…heh heh…
This chapter contains a very angry demon who is mad at a certain human for selling certain pictures on a certain web-site where certain people saw this certain demon in a certain color. *certainly!*…and always, the chapters are censored for the words sfbadh …
Day 12
Yusuke- *spins chore wheel* YES!!! THE ALMIGHTY YUSUKE GETS A FREE DAY!!!
Kurama- calm down, Yusuke…*spins wheel*…Dust the furniture…
Hiei- *spins wheel* Groceries?! Why do I have to do the shopping?!
Yusuke- ha. HA! Couldn't rig the board this time, could you!?
Kurama- I'm just glad I didn't need to go…^_^
Hiei- *I'm-gonna-kill-you look* Fine, I'll go.
At the Grocery store…
Hiei- Ketchup…Catsup…what the heck is the difference?! They're both made out of tomatoes, aren't they!?
Person near Hiei- this is your first time shopping, isn't it?
Hiei- *verry bad mood* who wants to know?
PNH- no need to get mad-
Hiei- YOU CAN"T BOSS ME AROUND!! *see?? Verryyy bad*
PNH- does your mom know you're speaking like this in public?
Hiei- *about to unsheathe his sword* what's it to you? Or do you like talking to random people in food stores?!
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Hiei- *pushing a cart* this is so degrading…
*passes the cereal aisle* Ok, I need to get a box of Frosted Flakes…what idiot came up with that name? *looks down the aisle* Life? Does that make your life longer or something?
*gets the cereal* now for the…Kool-aid?!
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Yusuke- he's been gone for awhile…
Kurama- two hours…
Yusuke-…I hope he got my Kool-Aid.
Kurama- I hope he's not using his sword…
Yusuke- ………..let's play Super Smash Bros.
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Customer- Hey you! Get in the back of the line!
Hiei- why bother? I'm already here!
Customer- But I was here first!!
Hiei- then why aren't you in front of me?!
Cashier- is there a problem?
Customer- this person cut in front of me!!
Hiei- the aisle is only a foot and a half long! How could I have pushed past you with this thing?! *points to cart*
Customer- ………………He cut in front of me!!
Hiei- that's it! *pulls out his sword*
Cashier- uh, you can't use that here-
Hiei- who's gonna stop me?!
Cashier- I'll have to ask you to leave-
Hiei- MAKE ME!
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*sirens in the distance*
Yusuke- you hear something? It sounds like…
Kurama- oh no…
*knock at the door*
Hiei- OK, OK I GET IT! *looks at Kurama and Yusuke, who are both blank faced*
Yusuke- what…
Kurama- …happened?
Hiei- let's just say I'm banned from the Grocery Store.
Kurama- =_= How did you pull that off?
Hiei- let's not talk about that now…
Yusuke- didya get my Kool-Aid?????
Hiei- yes, it's in the bag…what idiot came up with that name-
Yusuke- wow, the police brought you home?
Kurama- the POLICE?
Hiei- so what!?
Kurama- THE POLICE!?
Yusuke- bwahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!
Kurama- not now…
Hiei- I thought you're supposed to mix that in water.
Yusuke- *red powdery ring around his mouth* that's the boring way to eat it!
Kurama- "eat" it?
Yusuke- *runs out of the kitchen and comes back with little paper tubes* Ha HA! *starts filling the tubes with Kool-Aid*
Kurama- may I ask what you're doing?
Yusuke- counterfeiting Pixy Stix (a/n: I like 'Pixie Stix' better than 'Pixy Stix', but I didn't name it, so…)
Hiei- People eat paper tubes?
Yusuke- NO! it's the stuff inside the tube! *pulls four different colored crayons out of his pocket*
Kurama- *watching Yusuke try to draw the Pixy Stix design on the tubes* You really think someone's going to fall for that?
Yusuke- so I'm not an artist!!
Hiei- just when I thought humans couldn't get any more pathetic-
Kurama- not all humans are pathetic-
Hiei- you're talking about your human mother, right?
Yusuke- HEY! I can hear you!! I'm not pathetic!
Kurama- *joking* you keep thinking that, Yusuke…
Yusuke- YOU'LL SEE! When my…Pixie Stix company gains millions, you'll be sorry!!
Hiei- this gets stupider and stupider…
Kurama- …that furniture's not going to dust itself…by the way, Yusuke, you should have done the design on the computer and printed it…
Yusuke- *blank face*…I knew that…
Hiei- don't encourage him!
Kurama- this is better than that time Kuwabara thought he could build a time machine…
Yusuke- if he had actually succeeded *for once* , I could have ripped off a future invention, came back to the present, and patent it as my own creation!!!
Hiei- from the lunatic mind of Yusuke Urameshi…
Yusuke- I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!!
Kurama- *covering his ears* and we can hear you, so please stop screaming in my ear.
Yusuke- oh yeah…heh heh…
Kurama- *looking in the bags* You got ice cream- I mean, sweet snow??
Hiei- *eyes widening* uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Yusuke- Oh my god! He's an ice cream addict!!!
Hiei- what the *blank* are you talking about?!?!?! I didn't get any!!
Kurama- *holding a container of vanilla ice cream* Are you sure about that?
Hiei- *tiny tiny sweatdrop* How'd that get there?
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End of Day 12
So bored…my mind is a complete blank *a sky blue blank*
