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Author's Note- …I just noticed that lately I haven't had a good diary entry topic…well I'll change that!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Day 14

Random contest coordinator- Guess what today is!

Kurama, Hiei , Yusuke- *bored* What?

RCC- Opposite day!!!

Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke- What?!

RCC- Each of you must act like another person in the contest!

Kurama-Does it matter who?

RCC- Nope, as long as two people aren't acting like the same person…

Yusuke- *evil glint in eye*

RCC-…and as long as you don't try to act like yourself

Yusuke- Darn

RCC- See you later! *leaves*

Yusuke- *thinking* Do I want to be Hiei or Kurama?

Hiei- *thinking* Do I want to be Yusuke or Kurama?

Kurama- *thinking* Should I be Yusuke or Hiei?

*all look at each other*

Yusuke- I'll be Kurama!

Kurama- I'll be Hiei…

Hiei- Then I have to be…Yusuke. Great.

Kurama- Well this should be interesting…

Hiei- Thank goodness a certain someone isn't here.

Yusuke- If we're acting like each other should we use the name of who we're acting as?

Kurama- Don't make this more complicated than it already is

Yusuke- …that's not the Hiei way to talk…

Kurama- Ok then…quit confusing yourself.

Yusuke- That's better…if only you weren't trying to make fun of me

Hiei- Why did I get stuck acting like a human-

Yusuke- Hey! That's no way to talk about your own race, Hiei- or Yusuke-or wait-

Hiei- *groans*

Kurama- You're not supposed to be acting like Kuwabara…

Yusuke- I know that!

Hiei- You sure about that?

Kurama- Hiei, you're learning.

Yusuke- Hiei doesn't talk that nicely!!

Hiei- What's that supposed to mean??

Yusuke- *let's see…the Kurama way would be…* This is harder than I thought…

Kurama- I'm not that complicated…

Yusuke- OK! We shall start over!! One, two three, start!

Hiei- "I'm" a stupid human boy with no future and a surprising streak of good luck.

Yusuke- HEY! *Kurama probably wouldn't jump him, so…* I hate having to think about what I'm doing!!

Kurama- *Hiei-frown on his face* Well if you thought more often you wouldn't hate it so much.

Hiei- *surprised* Did Kurama just say that?

Yusuke- It would scare me if I didn't know he was trying to act like you.

Hiei- Are you implying something?!

Yusuke- I don't use such big words!! I know some, of course….*laughs nervously*

Hiei- Oh I'm sorry, I forgot how slow "my" brain is.

Yusuke- ……….I'm not saying anything…

Hiei- And all the gel "I" put in "my" hair is probably part of the reason.

Yusuke- ………………………………..

Hiei- And "my" clothes are so stupid-

Kurama- At least he has more than three things in his wardrobe.

Hiei- *blank face*

Yusuke- That's getting freaky

Kurama- Not as crazy as your obsession with cheese crackers and colored powders.

Yusuke- *blank face*

Hiei- *blink blink* Have I said that before?

Yusuke- *shakes his head*

Kurama- *snaps out of Hiei-ness* That felt weird…I don't usually have to think up insults on the spot-

Yusuke, Hiei- DON'T.

Kurama- ….ok….*small sweatdrop*

Yusuke- *snaps his fingers* I know what I can do! *runs to room and comes out with*

Hiei- Candy. What the heck can you do with candy-oh, I see.

Kurama- What?? What's he going to do??

Yusuke- *pops candy in his mouth* Yay! I'm hyperrrrrrrrrr! *doing cartwheels around sofa*

Kurama- *sweatdrop* I get it now-

Yusuke- Let's get more candy! HAHAHAHAHA! *Runs back into his room*

Kurama- I get the point-

Yusuke- *runs out of his room* CANDY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kurama- I get it!

Hiei- Watch it, Yusuke. Kurama's getting angry.

Kurama- No I'm not…

Yusuke- Alright, alright.

Kurama- Maybe I'll eat some "sweet snow"…

Hiei- You shouldn't-

Yusuke- That wouldn't be-

Hiei- Wait, I don't like sweet snow!! *tiny sweatdrop*

Kurama- *gets a cup of ice cream*

Yusuke- NO!

Hiei- DON'T!

Kurama- *takes a *very* small bit of ice cream and swallows.* Don't do what?

Yusuke, Hiei- *sweatdrop*

Kurama- See? I'm fine! *eats another miniscule bit of ice cream*

Hiei- You think…

Yusuke- …he's cured?

Kurama- Cured of what? *eats a larger spoonful*

Yusuke- Your…"allergy" to sugar…

Hiei- As "I" would put it, you haven't gotten "downright scary" yet.

Yusuke-But how would you know-

Hiei- *points to forehead*

Yusuke- I see. *no pun intended*

Kurama- 'Downright scary'? *eats spoonful of ice cream, eye starts to twitch*

Yusuke- *nods* Like when your eyes start twitching uncontrollably…

Hiei- And you start jumping around…

Yusuke- And you talk real fast…

Hiei- Kind of like what you're doing-

Yusuke- Now…

Kurama- *puts down cup of ice cream* I'll be back… *walks quickly to his room*

Yusuke, Hiei- *sweatdrop*

Yusuke- You think…

Hiei- No, he didn't eat that much…

Yusuke- But his eyes did look kind of weird…

Hiei- Nah, he'll be fine- did I just say that?!

Yusuke- You're using slang?! If only I had a video camera right now…

Hiei- You shut up!

Yusuke- Or what??

Hiei- …you'll experience a world of hurt?

Yusuke- *blank face* You can't be serious.

Hiei- YOU NEED BETTER THREATS!!

Yusuke- MY THREATS ARE FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Hiei- Your threats are a load of crap! I didn't just say that…

Yusuke- *laughing* This is rich!

Kurama- *Hiei-ish* Actually you did. You said it ten seconds ago.

Hiei- So you're back.

Kurama- I didn't really leave.

Yusuke- He's getting better.

Hiei-…hn.

Yusuke- I don't say that.

Hiei- Then what do you say?

Yusuke- Not sure, actually…

Hiei- *sarcastically* Oh yeah, that's going to help me a whole lot.

Yusuke- *ignoring the sarcasm* Of course it is.

Kurama- *Kurama-ish* How long are we supposed to act like each other?

Yusuke- I don't know, to tell the truth. *trying to use bigger vocabulary*

Hiei- Are we done yet?

Yusuke- no.

Hiei-…how about now?

Yusuke- No.

Kurama- Let's see…what do we have for lunch?

Hiei- How about now?

Yusuke- No!

Kurama- What are you fighting about now?!

Hiei-………..are we done now?

Yusuke- NO!

Kurama- Do I yell like that?

Yusuke- I'm not that annoying!!

Hiei- I beg to differ.

Yusuke- Well I didn't ask you, did I?!

Hiei- You just did.

Yusuke- I did? *thinks about what he said*…No I didn't!

Hiei- So it took you that long to figure that out?

Yusuke- Apparently *big word for Yusuke* yes.

Hiei- Trying to act smarter isn't working for you, is it Yusuke?

Yusuke- Not listening, not listening…

End of Day 14

So tired now…it seemed funny when I wrote it so I hope it really is…or was…

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