Disclaimer- still don't own yyh…
Author's Note- …I just noticed that lately I haven't had a good diary entry topic…well I'll change that!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Day 14
Random contest coordinator- Guess what today is!
Kurama, Hiei , Yusuke- *bored* What?
RCC- Opposite day!!!
Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke- What?!
RCC- Each of you must act like another person in the contest!
Kurama-Does it matter who?
RCC- Nope, as long as two people aren't acting like the same person…
Yusuke- *evil glint in eye*
RCC-…and as long as you don't try to act like yourself
Yusuke- Darn
RCC- See you later! *leaves*
Yusuke- *thinking* Do I want to be Hiei or Kurama?
Hiei- *thinking* Do I want to be Yusuke or Kurama?
Kurama- *thinking* Should I be Yusuke or Hiei?
*all look at each other*
Yusuke- I'll be Kurama!
Kurama- I'll be Hiei…
Hiei- Then I have to be…Yusuke. Great.
Kurama- Well this should be interesting…
Hiei- Thank goodness a certain someone isn't here.
Yusuke- If we're acting like each other should we use the name of who we're acting as?
Kurama- Don't make this more complicated than it already is
Yusuke- …that's not the Hiei way to talk…
Kurama- Ok then…quit confusing yourself.
Yusuke- That's better…if only you weren't trying to make fun of me…
Hiei- Why did I get stuck acting like a human-
Yusuke- Hey! That's no way to talk about your own race, Hiei- or Yusuke-or wait-
Hiei- *groans*
Kurama- You're not supposed to be acting like Kuwabara…
Yusuke- I know that!
Hiei- You sure about that?
Kurama- Hiei, you're learning.
Yusuke- Hiei doesn't talk that nicely!!
Hiei- What's that supposed to mean??
Yusuke- *let's see…the Kurama way would be…* This is harder than I thought…
Kurama- I'm not that complicated…
Yusuke- OK! We shall start over!! One, two three, start!
Hiei- "I'm" a stupid human boy with no future and a surprising streak of good luck.
Yusuke- HEY! *Kurama probably wouldn't jump him, so…* I hate having to think about what I'm doing!!
Kurama- *Hiei-frown on his face* Well if you thought more often you wouldn't hate it so much.
Hiei- *surprised* Did Kurama just say that?
Yusuke- It would scare me if I didn't know he was trying to act like you.
Hiei- Are you implying something?!
Yusuke- I don't use such big words!! I know some, of course….*laughs nervously*
Hiei- Oh I'm sorry, I forgot how slow "my" brain is.
Yusuke- ……….I'm not saying anything…
Hiei- And all the gel "I" put in "my" hair is probably part of the reason.
Yusuke- ………………………………..
Hiei- And "my" clothes are so stupid-
Kurama- At least he has more than three things in his wardrobe.
Hiei- *blank face*
Yusuke- That's getting freaky
Kurama- Not as crazy as your obsession with cheese crackers and colored powders.
Yusuke- *blank face*
Hiei- *blink blink* Have I said that before?
Yusuke- *shakes his head*
Kurama- *snaps out of Hiei-ness* That felt weird…I don't usually have to think up insults on the spot-
Yusuke, Hiei- DON'T.
Kurama- ….ok….*small sweatdrop*
Yusuke- *snaps his fingers* I know what I can do! *runs to room and comes out with*
Hiei- Candy. What the heck can you do with candy-oh, I see.
Kurama- What?? What's he going to do??
Yusuke- *pops candy in his mouth* Yay! I'm hyperrrrrrrrrr! *doing cartwheels around sofa*
Kurama- *sweatdrop* I get it now-
Yusuke- Let's get more candy! HAHAHAHAHA! *Runs back into his room*
Kurama- I get the point-
Yusuke- *runs out of his room* CANDY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kurama- I get it!
Hiei- Watch it, Yusuke. Kurama's getting angry.
Kurama- No I'm not…
Yusuke- Alright, alright.
Kurama- Maybe I'll eat some "sweet snow"…
Hiei- You shouldn't-
Yusuke- That wouldn't be-
Hiei- Wait, I don't like sweet snow!! *tiny sweatdrop*
Kurama- *gets a cup of ice cream*
Yusuke- NO!
Hiei- DON'T!
Kurama- *takes a *very* small bit of ice cream and swallows.* Don't do what?
Yusuke, Hiei- *sweatdrop*
Kurama- See? I'm fine! *eats another miniscule bit of ice cream*
Hiei- You think…
Yusuke- …he's cured?
Kurama- Cured of what? *eats a larger spoonful*
Yusuke- Your…"allergy" to sugar…
Hiei- As "I" would put it, you haven't gotten "downright scary" yet.
Yusuke-But how would you know-
Hiei- *points to forehead*
Yusuke- I see. *no pun intended*
Kurama- 'Downright scary'? *eats spoonful of ice cream, eye starts to twitch*
Yusuke- *nods* Like when your eyes start twitching uncontrollably…
Hiei- And you start jumping around…
Yusuke- And you talk real fast…
Hiei- Kind of like what you're doing-
Yusuke- Now…
Kurama- *puts down cup of ice cream* I'll be back… *walks quickly to his room*
Yusuke, Hiei- *sweatdrop*
Yusuke- You think…
Hiei- No, he didn't eat that much…
Yusuke- But his eyes did look kind of weird…
Hiei- Nah, he'll be fine- did I just say that?!
Yusuke- You're using slang?! If only I had a video camera right now…
Hiei- You shut up!
Yusuke- Or what??
Hiei- …you'll experience a world of hurt?
Yusuke- *blank face* You can't be serious.
Hiei- YOU NEED BETTER THREATS!!
Yusuke- MY THREATS ARE FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Hiei- Your threats are a load of crap! I didn't just say that…
Yusuke- *laughing* This is rich!
Kurama- *Hiei-ish* Actually you did. You said it ten seconds ago.
Hiei- So you're back.
Kurama- I didn't really leave.
Yusuke- He's getting better.
Hiei-…hn.
Yusuke- I don't say that.
Hiei- Then what do you say?
Yusuke- Not sure, actually…
Hiei- *sarcastically* Oh yeah, that's going to help me a whole lot.
Yusuke- *ignoring the sarcasm* Of course it is.
Kurama- *Kurama-ish* How long are we supposed to act like each other?
Yusuke- I don't know, to tell the truth. *trying to use bigger vocabulary*
Hiei- Are we done yet?
Yusuke- no.
Hiei-…how about now?
Yusuke- No.
Kurama- Let's see…what do we have for lunch?
Hiei- How about now?
Yusuke- No!
Kurama- What are you fighting about now?!
Hiei-………..are we done now?
Yusuke- NO!
Kurama- Do I yell like that?
Yusuke- I'm not that annoying!!
Hiei- I beg to differ.
Yusuke- Well I didn't ask you, did I?!
Hiei- You just did.
Yusuke- I did? *thinks about what he said*…No I didn't!
Hiei- So it took you that long to figure that out?
Yusuke- Apparently *big word for Yusuke* yes.
Hiei- Trying to act smarter isn't working for you, is it Yusuke?
Yusuke- Not listening, not listening…
End of Day 14
So tired now…it seemed funny when I wrote it so I hope it really is…or was…
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