Disclaimer- I don't own yyh!!
Author's note- I decided not to wait this time to write the next chapter (see? Responsibility!!)….got a small idea from spongebob (four lines- guess if you can tell which)…*watch too much of it*…and thx for partly answering my questions!
Day 16
Evil Contest President- So it has begun!!
Vice-Contest President- What's begun?
ECP- My plan!! I've framed Hiei and Yusuke so that they'll think the other stole their precious belongings!! HAH HAH!
VCP- But why?!
ECP- Ratings were going down. I figured since the three wouldn't do anything interesting themselves, I'd start making their lives more interesting!!
VCP- That's mean!
ECP- You wanna keep your job, right?!
VCP- We're just part of some fourteen-year old girl's imagination. In a couple of minutes no one will even remember us! Does my job really matter-
ECP- Be quiet or I'll sack you.
VCP- Please no! I have a family!!
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*Hiei's looking suspiciously at Yusuke*
*Yusuke's looking suspiciously at Hiei*
Kurama- …Do I really want to know?
Yusuke- You wanna know what's wrong??
Hiei- Don't listen to him!! He's a traitor!!
Kurama- What?! What are you talking about?
Hiei- He stole my sword!!
Yusuke- No I didn't! I was too busy mourning over the stolen hair gel! And then someone was nice enough to take the Nintendo and leave that trash!! *points to X-box*
Hiei- What the heck would I want with Nintendo?!
Yusuke- I don't know!! But you obviously wanted it for something, cause you stole it!!
Hiei- You have no proof!
Yusuke- I don't need proof, you evil physcopath!!
Hiei- ME!? You stole my sword!!
Yusuke- Have you proof?!
Hiei- "I don't need proof."
Yusuke-…don't play games with me!!!
Hiei- This isn't a game. This is a demand for my sword!!
Yusuke- I don't have your freaking sword!!
Kurama- Guys-
Yusuke, Hiei- SHUT UP! WE'RE TALKING!
Kurama- *sigh* No need to yell…
Hiei- If you don't have it, then who does?!
Yusuke- I don't know!!
Hiei- I think you do!
Yusuke- Prove it!!
Hiei- I don't have to prove it! I can see the guilt in your face.
Yusuke- HAH! You're lying, you sneaky Nintendo thief!!
Hiei- Why the *blank* would I steal a metal box?! If I wanted one I would have used the television-
Yusuke- So that's your master plan!! You wanna steal my entire entertainment system!!!
Hiei- YOUR entertainment center!? When did you buy it?!
Yusuke- Stick to the facts!!
Hiei- Those are facts you moron!
Yusuke- What did you call me?!
Hiei- A moron. Don't tell me your hearing is as bad as your lying skills.
Yusuke- I can lie if I want to!!…not that I'm doing it now, of course…
Hiei- You're hopeless. You realize that, right?
Yusuke- There's only one way to settle this! Kurama, you have to be my private investigator!
Kurama- why me?
Yusuke- Because as of now you're not a suspect for thievery.
Hiei- Neither am I.
Yusuke- You are too and I- I mean, Kurama will prove it!
Kurama- What if I refuse?
Yusuke- Nonsense! *Grabs Kurama's wrist* Come on, we've got evidence to collect!
Hiei- *grabs Kurama's other wrist* What if I want an investigator so that I can prove you stole my sword?!
Yusuke- I thought of it!!
Hiei- So what?!
Yusuke- You're just afraid that we'll find something against you!! *Tugs on Kurama's arm*
Hiei- *tugs on Kurama's arm* What do I have to hide?! It's you who's worried!!
Kurama- I didn't agree to any of this-
Yusuke, Hiei- SHUT UP! WE'RE TALKING!!
Kurama- It wouldn't hurt you to be a little less rude-
Yusuke, Hiei- SHUT UP!!
Kurama- That's it! *gets free of Yusuke and Hiei* You two are driving me crazy, and I'm not going to have anything to do with your idiotic fight!! *stomps off to his room*
Yusuke- he's mad…
Hiei- Well that's obvious.
Yusuke- Hey, I'm still mad at you!
Hiei- I'll be back. *darts towards Yusuke's room*
Yusuke- Hey!
Hiei- AHA! *climbs out of Yusuke's closet* How do you explain this?? *holds up sword*
Yusuke- I've been framed!! *Runs to Hiei's room* Man, you're a slob too
Hiei- *very angry* You're one to talk- hey, what the heck are you doing-
Yusuke- I knew it!! *pulls Nintendo from under Hiei's bed* You were plotting all along, weren't you!? I'm surprised you haven't written a ransom note yet-
Hiei- I don't even use that thing!!
Yusuke- EXACTLY! You never sleep in your bed, so it was the perfect place to hide something in!!
Hiei- You wish!!
Yusuke- Do I? Do I?!
Hiei- How do you explain the fact that my sword was in your closet!?
Yusuke- I was framed you idiot!
Hiei- Who are you calling an idiot?! You're the one who won't admit you're a thief!!
Yusuke- HAH! You'd wish I would admit that, don't you?! I remember your criminal record!! You're cunning, Hiei, but not cunning enough!! I can see through you!!
Hiei- I don't have time for this.
Yusuke- So you're ready to admit your crime?!
Hiei- I didn't do anything!!
Yusuke- YOU LIAR!!
Hiei- I'm not a liar!!
Yusuke- You still have a chance though. I won't press charges if you just tell me where my hair gel is.
Hiei- I don't have your stupid hair gel!
Yusuke- That's what you want me to believe!
Hiei- Do I have to spell it out for you?!
Yusuke- The only thing you'd spell would be "I'm a thief"!
Hiei- Hypocrite!
Yusuke- What the heck is a hypocrite?!
Hiei- You are hopeless!!
Yusuke- Ok, ok, let's say we didn't steal each other's stuff. Then who did??
Kurama- Yusuke, I found your hair gel in the bathroom… Why are you staring at me like that-
Yusuke- It's him!! He's the thief!!
Hiei- Let's get him!!
Kurama- What are you talking about? …Where did that rope come from-
End of Day 16
