Disclaimer- After 23 chapters of repeating, "I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho", do you really think I own it now?
Author's note- The last chapter… *sniff, sniff* Woohoo, I get to slack off now!!
Kurama- You have three other unfinished stories, plus a sequel to this to write.
SS246-…I never get to slack off…
Day 22 (or was last chapter day 23? Oh well, it's day 22 for now)
Hiei- I won, right?
SS246- It was really close…
Kurama and Hiei- And…?
SS246- The person won by one vote…
Kurama and Hiei- And??
CP- Wait!! I'm announcing the winner!!
SS246- …ok then…
CP- Alright! The winner of the AFTM contest is…=.= z Z z
SS246- I remember him being more cynical and less exhausted…
CVP- I knew I should have been a nurse…
CP- OK!! Secretary, I need the envelope!!
Kuwabara- shouldn't you have asked for that before starting to announce the winner?
CP-…Silence, you!! I will do what I please!! SECRETARY!!
CS- huh?
CP- The envelope!!
CS- You want cantaloupe? Shouldn't you wait until you announce the winner, sir?
CP- No, not a cantaloupe, the ENVELOPE!!
CS- Oh. *hands CP the envelope* You really need to learn to speak up.
CP- …………..Alright! The winner is… *opens envelope* Charlie??!! Who the heck is Charlie?!
CVP- O_o
Everyone else- *facefault*
CP- *reads message inside envelope*
Dear Charlie,
Remember to put your dirty laundry outside your bedroom door. I love you sweetie!!
~Mom
SS246- What the…
CS- Oh, wrong envelope… *hand CP another envelope* This should be it…
CP- OK! The real winner is…"Mr. AFTM President, you've just won a million dollars, please redeem this coupon before January, 1989."
*facefaults all around*
CP- I don't remember this!!
CS- Ohhh…must have forgotten to give it to you…
CP- --"_-- Just give me the right envelope.
CS- Try this one…
CP- *reads message* Ok, this one has the winner!!!
Everyone else- AND!?
Hiei- Did I win?
CP- The winner is… =.= z Z z
CVP- *snatches envelope out of CP's hand* The winner is Kurama.
Hiei- WHAT!?
Kurama- REALLY!?
Hiei- I demand a recount!! A new vote!! Something!!
Yusuke- Great job Kurama!! Heh heh-
Kuwabara- Hey Kurama! Caring is sharing!!
CVP- *continues reading, oblivious to what the others are doing* You win $500, 000.
Kurama- I don't even know what to-
Yusuke- BUY ME AN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER!!
Kuwabara- GET ME A KITTY JUNGLE GYM!!
*all turn to stare*
Kuwabara- It's for my cat, duh…*looks around nervously*
CVP- *still oblivious to what the others are doing* …runner-up wins a month's supply of instant slushie mixes in 15 different flavors.
Hiei- Say that again?
Kurama- Please…no…
CVP- *even still oblivious to what the others are doing* the others get $50 gift certificates for Best Buy.
Yusuke- $50? $50?? …..ok, that'll buy me my N64, right?
SS246- uh…
Kuwabara- What am I going to do with a gift certificate to Best Buy??
Yusuke- Give it to me!!
*suddenly, a huge door opens and reveals…*
Hiei- It's..it's beautiful!! *sparkly eyes (that's scary…)*
*room has the slushie supply pack*
Kurama- So…many…nightmares…never ending nightmares…
*next door reveals the money and the gift certificates*
Yusuke- *drooling*
CVP- You may now claim your prizes-
*suddenly, a figure swoops through the doorways, somehow managing to swipe everything in one swoop*
Figure- MWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
Hiei- O_O my slushies!!
Yusuke- MY GIFT CERTIFICATE!!
Kuwabara- My kitty jungle gym…
*everyone stares at him*
Kuwabara- I meant my gift certificate.
Kurama- Who are you?!
Figure- I am the creature of the night! The element of your nightmares, the enemy in your dreams!! I am-
Yusuke- Cut the crap and tell us already!!
Figure- Geez, you're not very patient are you?? Do you realize how long it took to create a new intro??!!
SS246- O_O;;; don't remember making him…
Hiei- But you're the- oh never mind, just give me back my slushies you @$$&^!#!!
Figure- AS I WAS SAYING! I'm the one who goes bump in the night, I'm the one who gives children a fright! I'm the one who lives to strike fear, I am the-
Yusuke- WHILE WE'RE ALL YOUNG, EVIL FIGURE GUY!!
Figure- *evil glare* Fine then!! I'll save it for another time. HAH HAH HAH HAH!
SS246- Don't make me use this!! *holds videotape of a George W. Bush speech*
Figure- NOO! Anything but that!! So many grammar errors…so…many…errors…
SS246- One… two…
Figure- Ok, I am… *takes off black hooded cape*
Kuwabara- *gasp* It's-
Yusuke- o_O who the heck is that?!
SS246- oooohhh…o_O
Figure- I am the Phantom Renegade!! HAH HAH HAH!! *he laughs like this a LOT*
Kuwabara- Come again?
Kurama- Who??
SS246- You're in the wrong show category. Medabots is up the list.
Yusuke- "Meda" what?
SS246- A show about domestic robots that kids use to fight with. Think of a funnier, and overall more interesting version of Pok'emon, but replace the Pok'emon with robots.
Yusuke- O_O;; in one ear and out the other… what's a poke-E-mon?
Phantom Renegade-…anyway, thanks for the prizes! *throws one of those smoke bombs on the ground* HAH HAH HAH HAH!! *flies away on a hot air balloon that came out of nowhere (that happens a lot in anime)*
Yusuke- NOOOO!
Phantom Renegade- HAH HAH HAH- OWW! *hit head on ceiling (he forgot to blow a hole in it so he could escape…)*
Hiei- Gimme back my slushies!!!
Phantom Renegade- Ohh, my head… *don't worry; he does that a lot* *manages to steer himself out of a window*
Kuwabara- Hey you!! Get back here!!
Phantom Renegade- HAH HAH HAH HAH HA- huh?! *bag with all the prizes burst, sending all the prizes towards the ground (that happens a lot too)* NOOOOOOO!
Kurama- *catches the envelope containing his check* Well that was easy…
Phantom Renegade- YOU HAVEN"T SEEN THE LAST OF PHANTOM RENEGADE!! I'LL RETURN!!
SS246-…Well, that's enough for one day…
Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei- *nods*
End of Day 22 (and the contest!!)
Epilogue (verrry short…)
Kurama buys Yusuke a gamecube, and gets Kuwabara a small Kitty Jungle Gym (for his cat, of course).
Hiei goes crazy for a week cause of all those slushies he drank on the first day (15).
Yusuke…borrows Kuwabara's gift card to buy Super Smash Bros. Melee and Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour (and some other stuff he doesn't want others to know about (i.e. small burglar alarms for his windows)).
Kuwabara…goes on being Kuwabara. (and he loved the Kitty Jungle Gym, by the way)
The End (the real one)
