More Mayhem
Disclaimer: Same as before. Keep on R&R but also I'd like to know how well I wrote the angst scenes in this story...
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"OK dudes." Stoney began, "This is our lesson on espionage, we're learning how to blend into crowds."
"What would you know about blending into a crowd? Unless it was a crowd at the sixties rejects reunion." Quinn began.
X-men and Misfits alike laughed at the comparison. Stoney was wearing civilian clothes with his long curly brown hair held out of his face by a blue bandanna, a tie dyed t-shirt, denim vest, a peace symbol around his neck, and purple bell bottoms.
"For once Stoney I agree with them." Bilby laughed.
"You just gotta learn to go with the flow little one." Stoney replied to Quinn.
"Where did you get him?" Kitty asked Lance.
"I don't know, he is from earth, I think." Lance replied.
"What about you, Mr. Bilby?" Kitty asked.
"I'm from Australia. Link's from Estonia," Bilby said, indicating Link dozing in the corner, "And Stoney, we're still not exactly sure where he's from."
Just as Bilby spoke the words to Play that Funky Music White Boy sounded from a nearby boom box. Stoney started dancing 70s style through the aisles while singing the lyrics out loud.
"Right." Stoney said, as the song ended, "Now for the next part of our lesson, selecting your disguise."
Stoney indicated a pile of clothes on the table, "Stoney, this is basically your wardrobe back at the Squadron, there is no way in hell we're gonna blend in anywhere unless its at some weird retro sixties festival." Bilby replied.
"Hey the sixties are coming back dude." Stoney replied.
"Whatever Stoney, just don't try clubbing at Universal City Walk dressed like that." Bilby replied, "Remember last year."
"Bilby, I prefer you not discuss that." Stoney replied.
"Yeah, I'm talking about the time you hit on that biker chick and her boyfriend nearly threw you and that hippie themed moped of yours into the retention pond." Bilby replied.
"That's it dude, that's a low blow." Stoney replied, "You still never told me about your mystery chick, Akima."
Bilby grew cold and said, "Stoney, I'm warning you mate...."
"Oh c'mon, you're not the first guy to fall for some chick on a counterinsurgency op." Stoney replied.
"Stoney I'm warning your hippie ass...." Bilby warned.
"What's wrong with admitting it, huh? As long as you didn't sleep with her it's alright." Stoney said.
"I'm warning you that shirt's gonna be tie dyed blood red in a few minutes mate." Bilby replied.
Misfits and X-men alike were watching the two soldiers hurl insults at each other as the argument slowly started to heat up.
"What are we supposed to be learning from this?" Jean asked.
"Good call little miss suck up to the teachers." Althea replied, "Um, Mr. McCoy, the kids aren't doing their homework."
Althea's impression of Jean was almost flawless, so flawless that Jean turned beet red and the look on her face was typical impression of the snooty prom queen who's pride has been severely insulted. Jean was practically speechless..."
Jean replied, "Why you...you six gilled freak."
"Oh is that the best you can come up with. At least I'm a freak and not some stuck up little prom queen, wind up doll, gotta please the teacher lap dog."
Stoney and Bilby were too busy arguing to notice the impending catfight. They were busy throwing insults at each other with Scott and Todd trying to prevent Jean and Althea from killing each other.
"Hippie!" Bilby shouted.
"Section Eight!" Stoney replied.
"Colorblind!" Bilby shot back.
"Whack Job!" Stoney replied.
Just then Stoney shoved Bilby and realized his own mistake after doing so. Bilby showed him how he had been battalion champion when he was in the 25th Infantry Division with a solid hook to the jaw. Stoney fell like a pole axed mule but not without using his heavier body weight to drag Bilby into the ground with him. They started gouging and wailing on each other.
"Gunfreak!" Stoney replied.
"Bad fashion victim!" Bilby replied.
Meanwhile Jean and Althea had torn free of Scott and Todd and started to fight. It wasn't much of a fight. Jean grabbed Althea by the front of the shirt and instantly realized that fighting up close with a trained ninja wasn't the smartest thing in the world. Althea grabbed the weak point of Jean's grip, between her thumb and index finger and twisted. Jean let go just as Althea kneed her in the stomach and struck her in the jaw with the heel of her palm. Instantly stunned Jean fell on her buttocks to the ground.
"ALL OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF!" shouted a very tough looking soldier with a drill sergeant's cover, "Jean and Althea, report to the Blind Master for extra training. The rest of you are going through that obstacle course. Bilby, you and Stoney are gonna be carrying 70 lbs of gear on you going through it. When I count to ten you all better be where I told you to be. 1.....2....10! You're done, on your faces and give me fifty."
"Sergeant Slaughter." Lance whispered to Kitty as they were doing pushups.
"Stop talking to my girlfriend Alvers." Pitor replied.
"Shut your trap Tin Man!" Lance replied.
"OK Rock Boy, you asked for it...." Pitor replied.
"And you both are gonna get it." Sergeant Slaughter said, "Grab fifty pounds of gear and join Bilby and Stoney on the obstacle course."
A few minutes later: "It's official, once the Heartless are gone I'm gonna kill Sergeant Slaughter." Stoney said.
"I'll help you mate." Bilby replied.
"We'd need an RPG to even faze that clown." Stoney replied, "Ow my aching arms...."
"Oh quit complaining." Bilby replied, both he and Stoney, still wearing seventy pounds of gear a piece were hanging from a pull up bar and were gripping the bar with their palms away from them. They were both in the up position.
"At least we agree on something, we both wanna kill Sergeant Slaughter for this one." Stoney replied, "Sorry about the insults I threw at you."
"No worries mate. We should've saved them for Slaughter." Bilby replied.
"Fine by me." Stoney replied.
Meanwhile Lance and Pitor were hanging from an adjacent pull up bar. "This is your fault Earthquake Boy."
"Awww, what's the matter, Mr. Metal Muscles getting tired." Lance replied.
"I bet I can stay up longer than you can." Pitor replied.
"Bring it on you Colossal Moron!" Lance quipped.
"Uh guys," said Pietro, zipping by, "Remember Sarge said no powers."
"Oh yeah, that's right. There's no way you could do that without using your powers." Lance replied.
"Shut up Alvers!" Pitor replied.
"You first Tin Grin!" Lance replied.
"That's it!" Colossus replied and turned into a metal muscled statue.
"Real scary metal mouth, try this." Lance replied and started to make a tremor that made the bar shake uncontrollably. Pitor fell off and immediately grabbed Lance's ankles. Lance fell off the bar, his feet kicking Pitor in the face.
"Bilby, Stoney, you're dismissed. Avalanche, you and Colossus are going through something else." Sergeant Slaughter replied, "This time let's make it more fun."
Ten minutes later Lance dragged himself back into the house. "If I ever see another mountain as long as I live...."
"Let me guess." Toad said as he hopped by, "Mountain climbing."
"I still don't see how you beat Sergeant Slaughter climbing up that mountain." Lance replied.
"I didn't carry as much stuff, I was hyped up on BA's coffee, and I didn't have to carry Metal Muscles half way up the hill." Toad replied.
"You're no lightweight yourself Alvers." Pitor replied. Both of them were too tired to argue any further about anything.
"Another day in paradise." Bilby quipped before napping on the couch.
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Just some pointless fluff I figured I'd throw into the mixture just for the hell of doing it. I'll get back around to the plot eventually. All readers are invited to vote for whom they'd want to wield the Keyblade when I insert it into the storyline.
Disclaimer: Same as before. Keep on R&R but also I'd like to know how well I wrote the angst scenes in this story...
~ ~ ~ ~
"OK dudes." Stoney began, "This is our lesson on espionage, we're learning how to blend into crowds."
"What would you know about blending into a crowd? Unless it was a crowd at the sixties rejects reunion." Quinn began.
X-men and Misfits alike laughed at the comparison. Stoney was wearing civilian clothes with his long curly brown hair held out of his face by a blue bandanna, a tie dyed t-shirt, denim vest, a peace symbol around his neck, and purple bell bottoms.
"For once Stoney I agree with them." Bilby laughed.
"You just gotta learn to go with the flow little one." Stoney replied to Quinn.
"Where did you get him?" Kitty asked Lance.
"I don't know, he is from earth, I think." Lance replied.
"What about you, Mr. Bilby?" Kitty asked.
"I'm from Australia. Link's from Estonia," Bilby said, indicating Link dozing in the corner, "And Stoney, we're still not exactly sure where he's from."
Just as Bilby spoke the words to Play that Funky Music White Boy sounded from a nearby boom box. Stoney started dancing 70s style through the aisles while singing the lyrics out loud.
"Right." Stoney said, as the song ended, "Now for the next part of our lesson, selecting your disguise."
Stoney indicated a pile of clothes on the table, "Stoney, this is basically your wardrobe back at the Squadron, there is no way in hell we're gonna blend in anywhere unless its at some weird retro sixties festival." Bilby replied.
"Hey the sixties are coming back dude." Stoney replied.
"Whatever Stoney, just don't try clubbing at Universal City Walk dressed like that." Bilby replied, "Remember last year."
"Bilby, I prefer you not discuss that." Stoney replied.
"Yeah, I'm talking about the time you hit on that biker chick and her boyfriend nearly threw you and that hippie themed moped of yours into the retention pond." Bilby replied.
"That's it dude, that's a low blow." Stoney replied, "You still never told me about your mystery chick, Akima."
Bilby grew cold and said, "Stoney, I'm warning you mate...."
"Oh c'mon, you're not the first guy to fall for some chick on a counterinsurgency op." Stoney replied.
"Stoney I'm warning your hippie ass...." Bilby warned.
"What's wrong with admitting it, huh? As long as you didn't sleep with her it's alright." Stoney said.
"I'm warning you that shirt's gonna be tie dyed blood red in a few minutes mate." Bilby replied.
Misfits and X-men alike were watching the two soldiers hurl insults at each other as the argument slowly started to heat up.
"What are we supposed to be learning from this?" Jean asked.
"Good call little miss suck up to the teachers." Althea replied, "Um, Mr. McCoy, the kids aren't doing their homework."
Althea's impression of Jean was almost flawless, so flawless that Jean turned beet red and the look on her face was typical impression of the snooty prom queen who's pride has been severely insulted. Jean was practically speechless..."
Jean replied, "Why you...you six gilled freak."
"Oh is that the best you can come up with. At least I'm a freak and not some stuck up little prom queen, wind up doll, gotta please the teacher lap dog."
Stoney and Bilby were too busy arguing to notice the impending catfight. They were busy throwing insults at each other with Scott and Todd trying to prevent Jean and Althea from killing each other.
"Hippie!" Bilby shouted.
"Section Eight!" Stoney replied.
"Colorblind!" Bilby shot back.
"Whack Job!" Stoney replied.
Just then Stoney shoved Bilby and realized his own mistake after doing so. Bilby showed him how he had been battalion champion when he was in the 25th Infantry Division with a solid hook to the jaw. Stoney fell like a pole axed mule but not without using his heavier body weight to drag Bilby into the ground with him. They started gouging and wailing on each other.
"Gunfreak!" Stoney replied.
"Bad fashion victim!" Bilby replied.
Meanwhile Jean and Althea had torn free of Scott and Todd and started to fight. It wasn't much of a fight. Jean grabbed Althea by the front of the shirt and instantly realized that fighting up close with a trained ninja wasn't the smartest thing in the world. Althea grabbed the weak point of Jean's grip, between her thumb and index finger and twisted. Jean let go just as Althea kneed her in the stomach and struck her in the jaw with the heel of her palm. Instantly stunned Jean fell on her buttocks to the ground.
"ALL OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF!" shouted a very tough looking soldier with a drill sergeant's cover, "Jean and Althea, report to the Blind Master for extra training. The rest of you are going through that obstacle course. Bilby, you and Stoney are gonna be carrying 70 lbs of gear on you going through it. When I count to ten you all better be where I told you to be. 1.....2....10! You're done, on your faces and give me fifty."
"Sergeant Slaughter." Lance whispered to Kitty as they were doing pushups.
"Stop talking to my girlfriend Alvers." Pitor replied.
"Shut your trap Tin Man!" Lance replied.
"OK Rock Boy, you asked for it...." Pitor replied.
"And you both are gonna get it." Sergeant Slaughter said, "Grab fifty pounds of gear and join Bilby and Stoney on the obstacle course."
A few minutes later: "It's official, once the Heartless are gone I'm gonna kill Sergeant Slaughter." Stoney said.
"I'll help you mate." Bilby replied.
"We'd need an RPG to even faze that clown." Stoney replied, "Ow my aching arms...."
"Oh quit complaining." Bilby replied, both he and Stoney, still wearing seventy pounds of gear a piece were hanging from a pull up bar and were gripping the bar with their palms away from them. They were both in the up position.
"At least we agree on something, we both wanna kill Sergeant Slaughter for this one." Stoney replied, "Sorry about the insults I threw at you."
"No worries mate. We should've saved them for Slaughter." Bilby replied.
"Fine by me." Stoney replied.
Meanwhile Lance and Pitor were hanging from an adjacent pull up bar. "This is your fault Earthquake Boy."
"Awww, what's the matter, Mr. Metal Muscles getting tired." Lance replied.
"I bet I can stay up longer than you can." Pitor replied.
"Bring it on you Colossal Moron!" Lance quipped.
"Uh guys," said Pietro, zipping by, "Remember Sarge said no powers."
"Oh yeah, that's right. There's no way you could do that without using your powers." Lance replied.
"Shut up Alvers!" Pitor replied.
"You first Tin Grin!" Lance replied.
"That's it!" Colossus replied and turned into a metal muscled statue.
"Real scary metal mouth, try this." Lance replied and started to make a tremor that made the bar shake uncontrollably. Pitor fell off and immediately grabbed Lance's ankles. Lance fell off the bar, his feet kicking Pitor in the face.
"Bilby, Stoney, you're dismissed. Avalanche, you and Colossus are going through something else." Sergeant Slaughter replied, "This time let's make it more fun."
Ten minutes later Lance dragged himself back into the house. "If I ever see another mountain as long as I live...."
"Let me guess." Toad said as he hopped by, "Mountain climbing."
"I still don't see how you beat Sergeant Slaughter climbing up that mountain." Lance replied.
"I didn't carry as much stuff, I was hyped up on BA's coffee, and I didn't have to carry Metal Muscles half way up the hill." Toad replied.
"You're no lightweight yourself Alvers." Pitor replied. Both of them were too tired to argue any further about anything.
"Another day in paradise." Bilby quipped before napping on the couch.
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Just some pointless fluff I figured I'd throw into the mixture just for the hell of doing it. I'll get back around to the plot eventually. All readers are invited to vote for whom they'd want to wield the Keyblade when I insert it into the storyline.
