Chapter Three: It attacks.
Snape stared after Sirius and James. Dream? What on Earth did they
mean by that? Oh well, Snape thought, continuing on to his first class
DADA.
Inside the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Sirius and James
sat in the back of the room snickering uncontrollably. Remus kept glancing
back at them raising his eyebrows, but every time he did this James and
Sirius only laughed harder.
"Settle down class, settle down." Professor McCallie, the DADA
teacher, called out to his students. "Today we are going to be going over-"
Now Sirius' hand shot into the air. "Yes, Mr. Black?"
"I was wondering, did you like you're muffins this morning?" Sirius
asked. James was doubled over with laughter and Remus rolled his eyes, this
was going to be a VERY long day.
"Err, why do you ask?"
"Just wondering."
"In that case yes I did they were very um, scrumpdidilyumptious."
"Good." Sirius went into hysteria along with James, Remus groaned it
was going to be an even LONGER that long to the point of excruciating day.
Professor McCallie stared at Sirius and James a second more before deciding
that yes they were crazy. Suddenly something. Weird began to happen to
their dear Professor. He began twitching and hopping around the room.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE PROFESSOR?!" Yelled Moony jumping up and turning
around to stare at his friends.
"Aw, Moony. How could we do anything?" Asked James giving Remus a pouty
look.
"Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny!" The Prof. said happily.
"No, no, no, no! My past has come to haunt me!" Snape yelled diving under
the table.
Then their poor professor began to, well guess you could call it
transforming into a huge, hot pink, fuzzy bunny slipper (AN/ Don't ask
we're obsessed.) eyes, ears, and all. Snape screamed like a little girl.
"NO!NO! MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!" Snape was hiding under his desk with his
hands over his head. He looked up to see the once DADA professor, now a
huge hot-pink-fuzzy-bunny-slipper, staring straight at him.
"(sniff sniff) CAAAAARRROOOOT." said a small bunny like voice. The
'thing' started hopping towards Snape with an insane-hungry gleam is his
eyes. By now Snape had pee-ed in his pants most likely. The bunny made it
over to Snape (dum dee dum) and ate him. (AN- I know. Stupid. But get over
it.)
"EEEEEW! NOOOOT AAA CAAAARROOOT!" said the bunny like voice. He
looked around the room and his eyes where hooked to something orange-Lily
Evans.
"RUN EVANS!" screamed James (AN- ::sighs:: its love!).
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And she did. She ran, and
when I say 'ran' I mean ran for her life. Lily flew down the stairs and up
the stairs and down and up and down and up and- o well I think you get the
picture. Finally, she 'thought' she was away. But she forgot one important
factor. Bunnies can hop. This could be a problem
Snape stared after Sirius and James. Dream? What on Earth did they
mean by that? Oh well, Snape thought, continuing on to his first class
DADA.
Inside the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Sirius and James
sat in the back of the room snickering uncontrollably. Remus kept glancing
back at them raising his eyebrows, but every time he did this James and
Sirius only laughed harder.
"Settle down class, settle down." Professor McCallie, the DADA
teacher, called out to his students. "Today we are going to be going over-"
Now Sirius' hand shot into the air. "Yes, Mr. Black?"
"I was wondering, did you like you're muffins this morning?" Sirius
asked. James was doubled over with laughter and Remus rolled his eyes, this
was going to be a VERY long day.
"Err, why do you ask?"
"Just wondering."
"In that case yes I did they were very um, scrumpdidilyumptious."
"Good." Sirius went into hysteria along with James, Remus groaned it
was going to be an even LONGER that long to the point of excruciating day.
Professor McCallie stared at Sirius and James a second more before deciding
that yes they were crazy. Suddenly something. Weird began to happen to
their dear Professor. He began twitching and hopping around the room.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE PROFESSOR?!" Yelled Moony jumping up and turning
around to stare at his friends.
"Aw, Moony. How could we do anything?" Asked James giving Remus a pouty
look.
"Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny!" The Prof. said happily.
"No, no, no, no! My past has come to haunt me!" Snape yelled diving under
the table.
Then their poor professor began to, well guess you could call it
transforming into a huge, hot pink, fuzzy bunny slipper (AN/ Don't ask
we're obsessed.) eyes, ears, and all. Snape screamed like a little girl.
"NO!NO! MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!" Snape was hiding under his desk with his
hands over his head. He looked up to see the once DADA professor, now a
huge hot-pink-fuzzy-bunny-slipper, staring straight at him.
"(sniff sniff) CAAAAARRROOOOT." said a small bunny like voice. The
'thing' started hopping towards Snape with an insane-hungry gleam is his
eyes. By now Snape had pee-ed in his pants most likely. The bunny made it
over to Snape (dum dee dum) and ate him. (AN- I know. Stupid. But get over
it.)
"EEEEEW! NOOOOT AAA CAAAARROOOT!" said the bunny like voice. He
looked around the room and his eyes where hooked to something orange-Lily
Evans.
"RUN EVANS!" screamed James (AN- ::sighs:: its love!).
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And she did. She ran, and
when I say 'ran' I mean ran for her life. Lily flew down the stairs and up
the stairs and down and up and down and up and- o well I think you get the
picture. Finally, she 'thought' she was away. But she forgot one important
factor. Bunnies can hop. This could be a problem
