Ok, I know that I have made a few mistakes in the past few chapters but bear with me so I can get this over with a positive comment at least, just one??? Also, I might not put Slippy in this chapter like I said to correct myself. I'm having WAY too much fun torturing Falco for my own amusement! Lets stat right now! And by the way, this is the chapter Falco tries to get back home but it DOSE NOT WORK!

Falco was still falling those floors, screaming like a little girl. Wondering was he was going to go splat at; he looked down only to find a hot spring below him.
'Great! First I turn into mister jinx and now I'm going to be Mr. Jinx deep fried style!' Falco thought as he passed the second floor. From this height though, he could see Fox busting out the door towards where he was going to land followed by Peppy.
"Quick! Hurry up and grab me you nimrods before I turn into a KFC meal!" screamed Falco as he looked down and realized that he was only about seven feet from the water.
"Well, you're going to land in water so you should be OUCH!" Fox tried to say when he was interrupted by Falco, not hitting the spring, but missing it only by three inches and landing on the hard pavement that surrounded it.
"You ok Falco?" Fox asked as he looked over him from where he stood.
"Well," replied Falco as he painfully stood up," if it wasn't for that dumb hare over there, I would have been just fine."
"Heah, I'm not stupid!" screamed Peppy as he made his way to a rather red Falco. Only to be stopped by Fox.
"Psst! Didn't you say that fighting was pointless and we shouldn't do that! What happened to your morals?!" Fox asked as he held his collar securely.
"Those "morals" mean nothing when someone insults you in public, especially your friend!" Peppy cracked as he ripped away from Fox's grip.
"But this is supposed to be a relaxing vacation with nothing but fun!" Fox pleaded.
"Fine. But Falco has to stop this "everyone is out to get me thing"," Peppy said with a civilized voice.
"WHAT!? THAT'S PROPOSTEROUSE! I DO NOT SAY THAT OR DO THAT!" Falco was on the last of his nerves with everyone let alone this vacation. He would be darned if he had to stay here for more than a week. At least Slippy wasn't here to make matters worse.
"Falco!" Fox said in a scolding matter," Just do it!"
"Hi! It was taking all of you so long that I came by myself down those stairs. I am glad you made it to the hot springs!" Krystal said cheerfully as she drooped her towel on a bench and dived right in. Fox was happy that she was enjoying it and ever since her sort-of joined up with the team, she was always a great help and showed care for everyone on the team. Just like Falco's incidents today, ok, they were particular but it was respectable and Krystal understood that. Although, his thoughts were soon intercepted by being pushed in by Peppy who dived in right after him.
"Aren't you going to join us? I mean, you can't be scared of just a little hot water can you Falco?" Peppy asked annoyingly.
"No, I have already told all of you and I think you should know that now!" Falco replied raising his voice. From know on, he was going to try and make the best out of the vacation time they had, but it wasn't working at all for him. He didn't like this place or anything this place had. As Falco began to think about going back to the hotel room to heal, the same two little kids from the elevator and by him and knocked him into the water. (Ok, I used this because I'm sure most of you are or have been on a vacation and you're minding your own business and a kid or two like that has bumped into you once or twice. It is very annoying!)
Underwater, Falco began to question if they should have a lease put on them or just be shoot on sight when he soon realized that he had to breathe. Struggling, he made his way to the surface.
"Finally made a choice to join us?" Peppy asked as he saw Falco's head pop up.
"You don't look too happy Falco," Fox said as he prepared to race Krystal in a swimming race. Grumbling, Falco made his exit to the spring, only to have the most annoying thing to happen to a bird actually happening to him.
"Haha! You're featherless Falco!" Peppy screamed of laughter as he noticed.
'It must have been the hot spring somehow' Falco thought as he slipped
on a new shirt in the hotel room.
"It's a wonder they didn't kick us out right then," Fox wondered as he sat there on his bed drying of his fur. "It's been a long day Falco, why don't you rest and skip having dinner with us tonight?" Fox suggested as a friend. Ok, they had some disagreements in the past but they were still very good friends, no matter what. And as far as Fox knew about that is they watch each others' back for trust and sincerity.
"No, when the meal is over, I think I will probably re-think this whole trip," Falco replied not even looking up to see Fox as he tied his shoes. Sometimes, Fox just wondered about him. Especially after that fall. It must have rattled something to get Falco to say such a thing.
"Where are we going to eat?" Peppy inquired as he stood up from the only chair in the whole room.
"That's a problem, Slippy's the one whose supposed to, but since he's not here I guess Falco can chose," Fox recalled as he remember the discussion they had earlier on the mother ship about restaurants.
"How about something like a Dino salad or something?" Falco asked as he stood up and brushed himself off.
"No, that's in our Lylant system. How about the restaurant downstairs? We could even eat outside too!" Peppy suggested out of the blue.
"That sounds fine," said Krystal tiredly. She wasn't used to all this running around the hotel thing and she was pretty tired, but she could stand one meal at least. When they made it down there, they were seated almost instantly and given a menu, but to Falco's dismay, it had everything that didn't fell at all right to eat for him.
"Let's see, Chicken, chicken, chicken, and chicken, DO THEY SERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN CHICKEN!" Falco wondered out loud. It was a big surprise that all of Alaska didn't hear that. "What kind of restaurant is this?" Falco asked Fox.
"Don't know, ask Peppy, but I don't think we'll have much of a difference in our orders," Fox could only say as he studied the menu. Turning to Peppy, he asked the same question.
"Chicken cooks united" Why?" Peppy asked as he sat down the menu.
"I'm a bird! Did it ever occur to you that that's why I don't like to eat chicken?" Falco asked as he got uneasy staring at the menu so long.
"No, not really," Peppy said as he started to do his own things again. Falco gave up and walked toward the railing to look at the steep drop from there. At least it might easy his mind.
"Where are you going Falco, you haven't even ordered?" Fox asked as he saw his best friend getting up to leave the table.
"Oh, just to look over that drop over there. It might clear up my mind," Falco answered as he started to walk over there.
"Don't you think that's a bad idea? I mean, you have had a lot of bad luck today and it might happen again," Fox pointed out as he put the menu down.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine!" Falco replied as he ran toward the railing as Fox just shook his head. (Yes, I am making this a short of dramatic chapter but I'M TIRED! I hope you're happy anyway.) As Falco looked down the drop off and finally starting to enjoy the scenery, he realized that there was no chance that he would be knocked down by two little kids again. I mean, it was way too late for any kid to up at the moment. As Falco closed his eyes, he forgot to notice those same kids running around again. And before he knew it, he was plummeting toward the ground at an almost supersonic speed.
Closing his eyes, he waited for contact, but he hit the ground, it felt soft, like feathers. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a chicken coop with about 500 other chickens and a variety of other birds. When he finally drew a conclusion he knew that if anyone ordered a big, fresh plate of chicken, he wouldn't be here for too long anymore and there was no way to escape.

Ok, how is that for another chapter? Falco will not die because I have more ideas for him. I will bring back Slippy and, well, the others will continue the vacation! This should me good so get some popcorn and take a seat to read the next chapter!