AN/ Hey everyone! I'm really enjoying writing this ficcy. Hope you all
enjoy reading it! I have nothing to do today, so being bored; I decided to
write another chapter. Yay!
Reviews! My Favourite Part!
Mondo: hey chumazoid! Sorry I didn't put in you comment in the last chapter. I only read it once I had finished the last chapter and put it up a day or two ago. About your enquiry, Gimli? In a tutu? Funny, but I'm afraid it might scar me for life. Our fav dwarf was wearing a dressing gown cos he was in his boxers and no body wants to see a dwarf topless. icky. Synchronised swimming (yes, I used the spell checker, he he). hmm, gives me an idea. Ta! Glad my tall, blonde beautiful friend is enjoying reading this! See u at hockey!
LotRseer3350: Glad you like this so far. To tell the truth I haven't seen the whole of the animated LOTR, I've seen the beginning bit, up to about Rivendell and I've just heard the rest of it was really, really bad. Enjoy this chapter! More random sillies guaranteed!
petethespider: As I said to LotRseer3350, I haven't actually seen the whole thing. I do have to agree with you about Boromir's helmet. What's with it?! Here is your little update, hope you enjoy it!
Midnight: You wish is my command! *Bows low*. Enjoy!
Cotume: Weird twist wasn't it! I still cant bare to believe poor old Leggie believed silly E & E either. Elrohir and Elladan must just be very clever! About the car, Hey! With a red Ferrari sports car would a little thing like having no licence stop you from driving it? Glad you liked that bit. Be prepared for awful things to happen to the red car. Animated LOTR, *shudder*. Over gesturing wizards, hmm, I definitely DON'T want to see the rest of the animated LOTR now. Glad you think this is funny because I seriously do not. Anyway, enjoy!
Anelith: Legolas in tights. *drool drool* he he. I am officially a fangirl now! (Well, I sorta have been from the beginning) Yay! He he. What do you think of Legolas going to a fancy dress party as a teabag? That way he could show off his lovely legs.
By the way people, you wanna come to the party? Don't forget to tell me what costume you want! Everyone who has already reviewed gets an automatic invitation. The only thing they have to do is either email me at deckiedog@hotmail.com or tell me in you review for this chapter what they want to come as.
Disclaimer: LOTR does not belong to me and unless you want to deprive me of my very important cheese on toast please don't sue. Everything recognisable belongs to Mr Tolkien and I hope his ghost does not haunt me for wonking up all his characters.
On we go! Not going to say what else is in this chapter, you'll have to read to find out. Before I start I apologise for all my spelling and grammar stuff ups, my fault, please don't throw things at me! When you're done reading don't forget to review!
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door' Legolas was out cold on the kitchen floor after a very cheeky phone call from his 'mother'. Gimli is wondering what the heck he did this time. Aragorn is waiting for a bus and Merry and Pippin are driving Legolas's Ferrari. What could possible happen?
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Aragorn swung his legs to and fro. The ranger was sitting on a bench waiting for the next bus. Every now and again one would pull up but it always seemed to be going to the same place, the football grounds. Aragorn loved watching the footy but didn't need to be reminded of what happened to his car that morning.
Eventually a bus did arrive. Aragorn stood up and hopped on.
"Where to?" asked the driver.
"Peppermint squares road?" Aragorn replied, pulling out his pink, fluffy change purse so he could pay the bus driver.
"That'll be $3.60," the driver said. Aragorn nodded then began counting out $3.60 in 5c pieces. (AN/ The author is from Sydney and we don't have anything smaller than a 5c coin. Don't like it? Tough.)
Five minutes later, Aragorn finally sat down and the bus lurched froward. He had accidentally dropped his purse and his collection of small change had spilt all over the floor of the bus. The ranger had insisted on picking up every last coin, counting and recounting them to make sure he want short 20c or something, before the bus would move.
Luckily he wasn't short 20c and all the passengers on the bus were very thankful when the bus started moving again.
Sitting down in the last remaining seat Aragorn sighed and gazed out the window. Not really paying attention to his surroundings (he was too busy picking the gum of the seat of his pants) the ranger was startled when a bright red Ferrari convertible came speeding past. Taking a second look at the car the ranger chucked when he saw the number plate. 'GLO WRM.' That was definitely Legolas's car. Especially since it had a sticker on the back saying 'Prince O' Mirkwood is in da house!' And another saying 'I eat Hobbits.' Among a large collection of Green peace stickers. Music was blaring really loud and Aragorn had a good look when the bus pulled up along side the Ferrari. Legolas often did a lot of unexpected things with his car but one thing Aragorn wasn't expecting was to see a hobbit in the front seat.
The hobbit turned around and waved to Aragorn. He then took off his sunglasses. Aragorn almost fainted from shock. It was one thing that Merry was actually driving a car. But Legolas's car? Aragorn didn't want to think about what the elf would do should something happen to his beloved car.
Gulping Aragorn looked away from the red convertible and tried to focus his attention on something else.
Suddenly there was a loud crash and the slam of brakes. Loud yelling erupted and the blaring 'duff duff' music that Merry was so fond of stopped.
Aragorn slammed his fist into his forehead. "Crap."
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"I think he's coming round." Said a voice.
Legolas felt rather dizzy and could not remember what had happened. He couldn't really remember where he was either. In fact he couldn't even remember who he was! Hey, you'd feel that way too if Haldir hit you with a frying pan.
The room began coming into focus and Legolas suddenly remembered why he was lying on the floor with a throbbing headache and a dull ring in his ears.
"HALDIR!!" Roared the elf, springing to his feet only to fall down again in quite an ungraceful manner.
Haldir squealed and climbed onto the kitchen bench. Legolas stood up rather woozily and grabbed the nearest object ready to hit the other elf with. (Which so happened to be the toaster) Haldir squealed again and squirmed across the bench top away from Legolas. Unfortunately for him, Sam had conveniently left the stove on. The elf walked right onto it and, well, I'll let you imagine what you will.
It happened with Legolas falling over a few more times, swearing a lot, Haldir doing a whole lot of girlish squealing, more swearing on Legolas's part, a pot of boiling water and the stove. Haldir ended up on the floor screaming in pain. Not many elves are accustomed to being hit with a toaster then falling backwards onto a hot stove. Poor old Haldir ended up with burnt hands and the map of Australia burnt on his backside. Legolas had been laughing so hard he had accidentally walked into the doorframe and was out cold again.
Shaking his head Frodo swore under his breath. "How dare they say I'm crazy?" he said to himself before fetching some ice out of the freezer for Haldir's burns.
Haldir was bouncing around the kitchen screaming and sobbing. Finally giving up, Frodo sent the elf back to his house to deal with his burns by himself.
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It took a long longer for Legolas to come around this time so Gimli helped Frodo and Sam lug the elf's unconscious, Pikachu boxer shorts clad form onto the couch. They would have taken him to his room so he'd be out of sight but he was far to heavy for Gimli and the hobbits to move far (even though elves are light by nature, Gimli, Frodo and Sam weren't exactly very strong). Gandalf could easily have lifted and carried the elf (being taller and all) but throughout the whole incident Gandalf sat to the side eating popcorn and occasionally cheering on Legolas, the elf not needing any more encouragement to ferociously maim and kill the other elf.
"Can we have a party?" Gandalf abruptly broke in. His question was met with a fierce glare from Gimli, an equally irritated one from Frodo and a confused, but happy look from Sam.
"Party! Party! Party!" Sam sung over and over again until both Frodo and Gimli wanted to hit the hobbit with something. The rolling pin would do just nicely.
"Sam," Frodo began, trying to keep his temper. "Shut up,"
The look on poor Sam's face was of one who takes deep offence in something. The hobbits bottom lip began to tremble and his eyes started to well up.
"Fine, fine, we'll have a party!" Gimli said, also wanting to avoid one of Sam's tantrums.
"Goody goody gumdrops!" giggled Sam as he and Gandalf spun around excitedly holding hands.
"Uh, okaaay." Remarked Frodo, backing away a bit then deciding to go outside and dig a hole in his sandpit.
Gimli shook his head and left Gandalf and Sam to plan the party while he finished his knitting.
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TBC
AN/ sorry, that chapter was a little on the short side. If you want to some to the party all you have to do is review and tell me what costume you want to wear. Bye
Hope you all enjoyed this one Toodles Love Lamoo
Reviews! My Favourite Part!
Mondo: hey chumazoid! Sorry I didn't put in you comment in the last chapter. I only read it once I had finished the last chapter and put it up a day or two ago. About your enquiry, Gimli? In a tutu? Funny, but I'm afraid it might scar me for life. Our fav dwarf was wearing a dressing gown cos he was in his boxers and no body wants to see a dwarf topless. icky. Synchronised swimming (yes, I used the spell checker, he he). hmm, gives me an idea. Ta! Glad my tall, blonde beautiful friend is enjoying reading this! See u at hockey!
LotRseer3350: Glad you like this so far. To tell the truth I haven't seen the whole of the animated LOTR, I've seen the beginning bit, up to about Rivendell and I've just heard the rest of it was really, really bad. Enjoy this chapter! More random sillies guaranteed!
petethespider: As I said to LotRseer3350, I haven't actually seen the whole thing. I do have to agree with you about Boromir's helmet. What's with it?! Here is your little update, hope you enjoy it!
Midnight: You wish is my command! *Bows low*. Enjoy!
Cotume: Weird twist wasn't it! I still cant bare to believe poor old Leggie believed silly E & E either. Elrohir and Elladan must just be very clever! About the car, Hey! With a red Ferrari sports car would a little thing like having no licence stop you from driving it? Glad you liked that bit. Be prepared for awful things to happen to the red car. Animated LOTR, *shudder*. Over gesturing wizards, hmm, I definitely DON'T want to see the rest of the animated LOTR now. Glad you think this is funny because I seriously do not. Anyway, enjoy!
Anelith: Legolas in tights. *drool drool* he he. I am officially a fangirl now! (Well, I sorta have been from the beginning) Yay! He he. What do you think of Legolas going to a fancy dress party as a teabag? That way he could show off his lovely legs.
By the way people, you wanna come to the party? Don't forget to tell me what costume you want! Everyone who has already reviewed gets an automatic invitation. The only thing they have to do is either email me at deckiedog@hotmail.com or tell me in you review for this chapter what they want to come as.
Disclaimer: LOTR does not belong to me and unless you want to deprive me of my very important cheese on toast please don't sue. Everything recognisable belongs to Mr Tolkien and I hope his ghost does not haunt me for wonking up all his characters.
On we go! Not going to say what else is in this chapter, you'll have to read to find out. Before I start I apologise for all my spelling and grammar stuff ups, my fault, please don't throw things at me! When you're done reading don't forget to review!
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door' Legolas was out cold on the kitchen floor after a very cheeky phone call from his 'mother'. Gimli is wondering what the heck he did this time. Aragorn is waiting for a bus and Merry and Pippin are driving Legolas's Ferrari. What could possible happen?
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Aragorn swung his legs to and fro. The ranger was sitting on a bench waiting for the next bus. Every now and again one would pull up but it always seemed to be going to the same place, the football grounds. Aragorn loved watching the footy but didn't need to be reminded of what happened to his car that morning.
Eventually a bus did arrive. Aragorn stood up and hopped on.
"Where to?" asked the driver.
"Peppermint squares road?" Aragorn replied, pulling out his pink, fluffy change purse so he could pay the bus driver.
"That'll be $3.60," the driver said. Aragorn nodded then began counting out $3.60 in 5c pieces. (AN/ The author is from Sydney and we don't have anything smaller than a 5c coin. Don't like it? Tough.)
Five minutes later, Aragorn finally sat down and the bus lurched froward. He had accidentally dropped his purse and his collection of small change had spilt all over the floor of the bus. The ranger had insisted on picking up every last coin, counting and recounting them to make sure he want short 20c or something, before the bus would move.
Luckily he wasn't short 20c and all the passengers on the bus were very thankful when the bus started moving again.
Sitting down in the last remaining seat Aragorn sighed and gazed out the window. Not really paying attention to his surroundings (he was too busy picking the gum of the seat of his pants) the ranger was startled when a bright red Ferrari convertible came speeding past. Taking a second look at the car the ranger chucked when he saw the number plate. 'GLO WRM.' That was definitely Legolas's car. Especially since it had a sticker on the back saying 'Prince O' Mirkwood is in da house!' And another saying 'I eat Hobbits.' Among a large collection of Green peace stickers. Music was blaring really loud and Aragorn had a good look when the bus pulled up along side the Ferrari. Legolas often did a lot of unexpected things with his car but one thing Aragorn wasn't expecting was to see a hobbit in the front seat.
The hobbit turned around and waved to Aragorn. He then took off his sunglasses. Aragorn almost fainted from shock. It was one thing that Merry was actually driving a car. But Legolas's car? Aragorn didn't want to think about what the elf would do should something happen to his beloved car.
Gulping Aragorn looked away from the red convertible and tried to focus his attention on something else.
Suddenly there was a loud crash and the slam of brakes. Loud yelling erupted and the blaring 'duff duff' music that Merry was so fond of stopped.
Aragorn slammed his fist into his forehead. "Crap."
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"I think he's coming round." Said a voice.
Legolas felt rather dizzy and could not remember what had happened. He couldn't really remember where he was either. In fact he couldn't even remember who he was! Hey, you'd feel that way too if Haldir hit you with a frying pan.
The room began coming into focus and Legolas suddenly remembered why he was lying on the floor with a throbbing headache and a dull ring in his ears.
"HALDIR!!" Roared the elf, springing to his feet only to fall down again in quite an ungraceful manner.
Haldir squealed and climbed onto the kitchen bench. Legolas stood up rather woozily and grabbed the nearest object ready to hit the other elf with. (Which so happened to be the toaster) Haldir squealed again and squirmed across the bench top away from Legolas. Unfortunately for him, Sam had conveniently left the stove on. The elf walked right onto it and, well, I'll let you imagine what you will.
It happened with Legolas falling over a few more times, swearing a lot, Haldir doing a whole lot of girlish squealing, more swearing on Legolas's part, a pot of boiling water and the stove. Haldir ended up on the floor screaming in pain. Not many elves are accustomed to being hit with a toaster then falling backwards onto a hot stove. Poor old Haldir ended up with burnt hands and the map of Australia burnt on his backside. Legolas had been laughing so hard he had accidentally walked into the doorframe and was out cold again.
Shaking his head Frodo swore under his breath. "How dare they say I'm crazy?" he said to himself before fetching some ice out of the freezer for Haldir's burns.
Haldir was bouncing around the kitchen screaming and sobbing. Finally giving up, Frodo sent the elf back to his house to deal with his burns by himself.
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It took a long longer for Legolas to come around this time so Gimli helped Frodo and Sam lug the elf's unconscious, Pikachu boxer shorts clad form onto the couch. They would have taken him to his room so he'd be out of sight but he was far to heavy for Gimli and the hobbits to move far (even though elves are light by nature, Gimli, Frodo and Sam weren't exactly very strong). Gandalf could easily have lifted and carried the elf (being taller and all) but throughout the whole incident Gandalf sat to the side eating popcorn and occasionally cheering on Legolas, the elf not needing any more encouragement to ferociously maim and kill the other elf.
"Can we have a party?" Gandalf abruptly broke in. His question was met with a fierce glare from Gimli, an equally irritated one from Frodo and a confused, but happy look from Sam.
"Party! Party! Party!" Sam sung over and over again until both Frodo and Gimli wanted to hit the hobbit with something. The rolling pin would do just nicely.
"Sam," Frodo began, trying to keep his temper. "Shut up,"
The look on poor Sam's face was of one who takes deep offence in something. The hobbits bottom lip began to tremble and his eyes started to well up.
"Fine, fine, we'll have a party!" Gimli said, also wanting to avoid one of Sam's tantrums.
"Goody goody gumdrops!" giggled Sam as he and Gandalf spun around excitedly holding hands.
"Uh, okaaay." Remarked Frodo, backing away a bit then deciding to go outside and dig a hole in his sandpit.
Gimli shook his head and left Gandalf and Sam to plan the party while he finished his knitting.
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TBC
AN/ sorry, that chapter was a little on the short side. If you want to some to the party all you have to do is review and tell me what costume you want to wear. Bye
Hope you all enjoyed this one Toodles Love Lamoo
