Ninja Nonsense
Disclaimer: Same as before. This is what happened the night before the chapter Calling Home...
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"Ready to sneak into the house.?" Ninja Leader asked. His six followers nodded, a motley assortment to be sure, but when you've been kicked from your clan, you need all the help you can get. And looking at his "help" Ninja Leader was sure he'd have been better off alone.
They were about to start their ridiculous little "Hai! Hai! Hai!" chant before he kicked one in the stomach.
Three of the ninjas snuck in through the roof, the other three through the basement. Little did they know, though their arrival was not anticipated, that mayhem in all its guises was about to erupt...After all, they were storming the Misfit home...
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"Evening sir," Bilby said, when he saw Flint walking with Lady Jaye, "What keeps you up this late?"
"I might ask the same of you soldier?" Flint replied, "When was the last time you got any real sleep?"
"I've gotten sleep sir." Bilby replied, he was wearing his dirt brown Phil Collins t-shirt and black shorts, "I'm just out to keep the old edge sharp and pointed."
"Bullshit, sergeant. I've seen you up and about at all hours at night. It's as plain as the bags under your eyes, something's been eating at you." Flint replied.
"There's nothing wrong with me sir." Bilby protested, "I'm operating at normal capacity..."
"No you aren't." Flint added, "It's not just us, your team mates have seen it. You're pushing yourself way too far."
"It wasn't easy was it?" Jaye said, compassion in her voice.
"I've recovered." Bilby replied, a hard edge to his voice that matched his sunken eyes and six-day beard stubble.
"She touched my life too Bilby." Jaye added.
Bilby turned, and both Flint and Jaye could see in the man's eyes weeks of searing agony that had torn away at the foundations of his soul. Losing Akima hadn't been easy on Bilby, and he seemed to have been dealing with the pain since then.
"Bloody prophesies. That stupid sacrifice! And no minging Keyblade to show for it!" Bilby shouted angrily.
Boom! The sound echoed across the Pit as if it were the sound stage for an opera. "Thunder and not a cloud in the sky, strange." Flint remarked.
"Flint that sounded like an explosion." Lady Jaye remarked.
"AN EXPLOSION!" All three of them shouted together and ran in the direction of the blast.
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Ninja Leader watched silently, hanging from the rafters of the roof of Shipwreck's house as Team A, the team that was combing the downstairs level of the house combed silently. Team B was combing the upstairs, trying to locate where that Pryde girl was sleeping. At least the idiots were keeping silent this time around.
One of the ninjas took a freeze dried fish, which was his weapon, strapped across his back and raised it to knock out the strange little green creature with the half closed eyes sitting at the table. Suddenly the alarm clock that was being taken apart on the table went of with a loud Salsa song.
"Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!" the alarm clock blared.
The kangaroo like alien sleeping in the corner woke up, "Gune, one of these days I'm gonna have to duct tape you to the couch so you don't start inventing things in your sleep...What the hell!?"
Stith saw a fellow in a cheap black ninja getup about to clobber Gune with a freeze-dried fish. "Gune! Wake up!"
The ninja had walked into a trap, however, as it snuck up on Gune it fractured a tiny little laser beam behind his chair. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a spring loaded mannequin's arm holding a putter. A prerecorded shout sounded, "FORE!"
The gulf club arced through the air and bashed the ninja in the head so hard that it sent him flying into the dumb waiter shaft into the basement of Shipwreck's house. The other ninjas went into hiding.
"Hmmm, there's something strange going on around here." Stith remarked as she woke up and grabbed one of her plasma rifles.
"That's one person from Team A down." Ninja Leader remarked, "I wonder how much more those idiots could screw this up."
He got his answer a few minutes later, when one of the other ninjas, a fellow known as the Rat because of his quickness and also because he was the sort that scared very easy sprang another weird trap. As he crept across the tile floor the pressure of his footsteps released a trigger. From the floor a giant clown head sprang up and laughed a prerecorded, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
"YI!!!" Rat shouted and leaped into the air, only to run smack into the ceiling.
"That's two ninja's down. Let's hope the third has the sense not to trigger any more traps...." Ninja Leader remarked.
The third ninja on the ground floor tried to scale through the ventilation ducts, but as he grabbed the duct cover, he didn't realize that it was electrified.
"BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!" Ninja number three shouted as he got zapped.
Ninja leader groaned from his position on the roof, "I hope the upstairs team has a little more luck...."
As he said this he saw another of his team, a fellow named Baldy, sneaking around into what smelled like a baby's room. He picked up a little whiffle bat with teeth marks and drool on it. "Aww, isn't that cute, Shipwreck's got himself a little..."
Baldy never finished that sentence because Barney bit him on the nose, "OWWW! Why you little...."
"BAT!" Barney shouted and bashed the ninja on the head while mounting his shoulders. "BAT! BAT! BAT!"
"AAAGGHHH!! Get this little devil off of me!!!!!" Baldy shouted, running around.
"BAT! BAT! BAT!" Barney said, bonking him on the head.
Baldy ran straight into the wall and lay on his back with Barney happily bouncing up and down on his massive gut like a trampoline.
"Why did I quit a high paying job at Cyberdine as a computer engineer just to become a ninja again?" Baldy remarked.
"BAT! BAT! BAT!" Barney shouted.
"Four down, two more still up..." Ninja Leader remarked as one of the ninjas snuck into Shipwreck's bedroom.
"AWK! Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" Polly shouted.
"Shut up bird!" Shipwreck shouted, half asleep, "I was having a nice dream about Courtney..."
"AWK!" Polly squawked again, "Ninja in the room!"
"Stormshadow, what are you doing in here! You ruined a perfectly good...WHOA!!!" Shipwreck yelled when he saw the ninja holding a very large wooden mallet in his hands.
"You're not Stormshadow!" Shipwreck yelled.
"AWK! I told you so! AWK!" Polly remarked.
"Hush you stupid bird!" Shipwreck remarked, "Yipe!"
The ninja kept swinging the mallet at Shipwreck until Polly dive-bombed the ninja's belt and caused his pants to fall down, revealing a pair of white boxer shorts with hearts on them. Shipwreck knocked down the ninja and jumped back into his bed, little did he know that his mattress was now spring loaded until it launched him through about four walls into Cover Girl's room. He landed on top of her bed and in her arms.
"Hector! What are you doing in here?" Cover Girl shouted.
"Courtney! I can explain this all, hon. There was a ninja in my room and..." Shipwreck began.
"I believe you! C'mon, we've got to find the kids!" Cover Girl began, then blushed, realizing she was wearing only a button down shirt that terminated at her upper thigh, "After I throw some pants on. Stop drooling!"
"Courtney, these are my kids were talking about. If these monstrous morons even try anything, they're gonna have hell to pay!" Shipwreck growled, charging out of the room.
"I don't think we're gonna have to worry about the kids too much." Cover Girl remarked.
"Help! There's a dragon in that room!!!" a third ninja, wearing very thick glasses, shouted. Lockheed was chasing him around, spraying fire on his rear end.
Stith came back up the stairs just then and headed to the room, "We've got intruders in the house Shipwreck. But I think you should know that because Gune booby-trapped the house in his sleep, they're pretty much handled."
"Yeah, I know Gune booby trapped the house." Shipwreck said, indicating the Shipwreck-shaped holes in the wall, "How do you think I got here?"
"Sneakiness and subterfuge." Cover Girl replied.
"Hey!" Shipwreck remarked.
The sounds and smells of electricity being discharged in Trinity's room clued the three adults in to what had happened. Two of the ninjas, Ninja Leader included, were strapped to gurneys with electrical wiring sticking off of their bodies at various angles.
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Meanwhile, the three ninjas downstairs recovered from their shock and went to try and sneak up on Gune when he was still sleeping. They didn't count on running into two guys dressed in a very bizarre manner. One wore a pair of polarized sunglasses and a tie dyed headband and the other a cheap Mardi Gras mask. Both had towels around their necks.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na!!!! Batman!!!" Stoney and Morgan shouted as they clamored into the house.
"Holy Masked Marvels Batman, Maleficent has sent three stupid ninja wannabes to invade Shipwreck's house!" Morgan said.
"Let us deal with these Samurai Salad Brains Robin!" Stoney shouted.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na! Batman!!!!" They shouted.
"Ha ha ha! Look at these idiots!" Rat shouted, "They actually think they're Batman and Robin."
Indeed, Stoney and Morgan were punching the air, as if punching through invisible badguys. "POW! WHACK!"
"HURT!" the ninja with the frozen fish shouted as he bopped Stoney on the head.
"Hah!" Morgan said, as he punched out the fish slinging ninja.
"Holy Frozen Tuna Casserole Batman, are you alright?" Morgan asked.
"Perfectly Robin, now lets clobber these other two ninja clowns." Stoney replied.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" They shouted and proceeded to clobber the other two ninjas with ease.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Ninja Leader shouted, breaking free of his restraints. The other six ninjas followed, clothing torn, hair singed and bruises sustained from Gune's various traps.
BOOM! The unmistakable sound of explosions sounding alerted Shipwreck that something was very wrong.
"What on Earth was that? I didn't bury any dynamite in the backyard this week..." Shipwreck began.
Laughing lightly, Cover Girl said, "Hector, I think that Gune must have put a minefield in your back yard in his sleep as well."
"Oh, that's nice....HE DID WHAT!? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SHORT LITTLE ALIEN SCIENTIST PUT A MINEFIELD IN MY BACKYARD WHILE HE WAS SLEEPWALKING!!??" Shipwreck shouted.
"Oh relax Shipwreck," Stith said, "It's not like your home wasn't free of explosions before we came here."
"Please tell me I'm dreaming." Shipwreck groaned, "I'm gonna go call Tunnel Rat and get him to remove every single one of those mines out of my back yard."
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"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" came the shout, echoing from blocks away.
"Oh Dear God!" Bilby groaned, "I think I know what just happened...."
"Care to enlighten us?" Flint asked, just then, Stoney and Morgan came jogging by, wearing towels around their necks.
"Holy Shakespearean Festivals Batman, reinforcements!" Morgan shouted.
"Just in the nick of time Robin! Too bad Commissioner Gordon, we have driven the evil ninjas away!" Stoney replied, "No need to thank us, we're just doing our job."
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" They shouted and ran off, smelling distinctly of liquor.
"Bilby..." Flint began, sternly, but with a glint of mirth in his eyes, "You've got a lot of explaining to do."
"Dear God of all the time for those two to get tanked, why tonight." Bilby began as they walked through the front lawn.
From the window, Shipwreck shouted, "NO! NO! NO! DON'T WALK IN THE GRASS!"
"Why not?" Flint replied.
"LANDMINES!" Shipwreck shouted.
"Shipwreck, for the last time, there are no landmines in your lawn!" Flint replied.
"Uh, Dash, this is Shipwreck we're talking about, remember...." Lady Jaye remarked.
"Allie, I'll prove once and for all there's no..." Flint began. BLAM! With all his clothing singed he fell over on his back and croaked, "...landmines."
"You were saying." Lady Jaye replied, laughing because she was relieved that Flint was unharmed and also finding the current state of his clothing humorous.
"Remind me to kill Shipwreck when I feel better." Flint replied.
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The evil sorceress named Maleficent trundled back out of her portal, and nearly got bowled over by seven screaming ninjas.
"It figures, you want something done, you do it yourself..." Maleficent groaned and stepped right on top of a landmine.
BOOM! The concussion hurled her back through the portal, into her lair, and caused her to destroy numerous pieces of equipment for alchemy and chaotic mayhem. Her cloak was burnt, her horns were bent, her staff was broken and her pale face was covered with dirt and black powder burns.
"I hate my life." Maleficent groaned.
"Not so easy to defeat, are they?" the mirror containing Ansem's disembodied spirit sounded.
"Mirror mirror on the wall, shut the hell up, before I hit you with the wrecking ball!" Maleficent groaned and passed out.
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Up next: Armand's search continues. Another mission. Another COBRA kingpin down, who shall it be...?
Disclaimer: Same as before. This is what happened the night before the chapter Calling Home...
~ ~ ~ ~
"Ready to sneak into the house.?" Ninja Leader asked. His six followers nodded, a motley assortment to be sure, but when you've been kicked from your clan, you need all the help you can get. And looking at his "help" Ninja Leader was sure he'd have been better off alone.
They were about to start their ridiculous little "Hai! Hai! Hai!" chant before he kicked one in the stomach.
Three of the ninjas snuck in through the roof, the other three through the basement. Little did they know, though their arrival was not anticipated, that mayhem in all its guises was about to erupt...After all, they were storming the Misfit home...
~ ~ ~ ~
"Evening sir," Bilby said, when he saw Flint walking with Lady Jaye, "What keeps you up this late?"
"I might ask the same of you soldier?" Flint replied, "When was the last time you got any real sleep?"
"I've gotten sleep sir." Bilby replied, he was wearing his dirt brown Phil Collins t-shirt and black shorts, "I'm just out to keep the old edge sharp and pointed."
"Bullshit, sergeant. I've seen you up and about at all hours at night. It's as plain as the bags under your eyes, something's been eating at you." Flint replied.
"There's nothing wrong with me sir." Bilby protested, "I'm operating at normal capacity..."
"No you aren't." Flint added, "It's not just us, your team mates have seen it. You're pushing yourself way too far."
"It wasn't easy was it?" Jaye said, compassion in her voice.
"I've recovered." Bilby replied, a hard edge to his voice that matched his sunken eyes and six-day beard stubble.
"She touched my life too Bilby." Jaye added.
Bilby turned, and both Flint and Jaye could see in the man's eyes weeks of searing agony that had torn away at the foundations of his soul. Losing Akima hadn't been easy on Bilby, and he seemed to have been dealing with the pain since then.
"Bloody prophesies. That stupid sacrifice! And no minging Keyblade to show for it!" Bilby shouted angrily.
Boom! The sound echoed across the Pit as if it were the sound stage for an opera. "Thunder and not a cloud in the sky, strange." Flint remarked.
"Flint that sounded like an explosion." Lady Jaye remarked.
"AN EXPLOSION!" All three of them shouted together and ran in the direction of the blast.
~ ~ ~ ~
Ninja Leader watched silently, hanging from the rafters of the roof of Shipwreck's house as Team A, the team that was combing the downstairs level of the house combed silently. Team B was combing the upstairs, trying to locate where that Pryde girl was sleeping. At least the idiots were keeping silent this time around.
One of the ninjas took a freeze dried fish, which was his weapon, strapped across his back and raised it to knock out the strange little green creature with the half closed eyes sitting at the table. Suddenly the alarm clock that was being taken apart on the table went of with a loud Salsa song.
"Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!" the alarm clock blared.
The kangaroo like alien sleeping in the corner woke up, "Gune, one of these days I'm gonna have to duct tape you to the couch so you don't start inventing things in your sleep...What the hell!?"
Stith saw a fellow in a cheap black ninja getup about to clobber Gune with a freeze-dried fish. "Gune! Wake up!"
The ninja had walked into a trap, however, as it snuck up on Gune it fractured a tiny little laser beam behind his chair. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a spring loaded mannequin's arm holding a putter. A prerecorded shout sounded, "FORE!"
The gulf club arced through the air and bashed the ninja in the head so hard that it sent him flying into the dumb waiter shaft into the basement of Shipwreck's house. The other ninjas went into hiding.
"Hmmm, there's something strange going on around here." Stith remarked as she woke up and grabbed one of her plasma rifles.
"That's one person from Team A down." Ninja Leader remarked, "I wonder how much more those idiots could screw this up."
He got his answer a few minutes later, when one of the other ninjas, a fellow known as the Rat because of his quickness and also because he was the sort that scared very easy sprang another weird trap. As he crept across the tile floor the pressure of his footsteps released a trigger. From the floor a giant clown head sprang up and laughed a prerecorded, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
"YI!!!" Rat shouted and leaped into the air, only to run smack into the ceiling.
"That's two ninja's down. Let's hope the third has the sense not to trigger any more traps...." Ninja Leader remarked.
The third ninja on the ground floor tried to scale through the ventilation ducts, but as he grabbed the duct cover, he didn't realize that it was electrified.
"BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!" Ninja number three shouted as he got zapped.
Ninja leader groaned from his position on the roof, "I hope the upstairs team has a little more luck...."
As he said this he saw another of his team, a fellow named Baldy, sneaking around into what smelled like a baby's room. He picked up a little whiffle bat with teeth marks and drool on it. "Aww, isn't that cute, Shipwreck's got himself a little..."
Baldy never finished that sentence because Barney bit him on the nose, "OWWW! Why you little...."
"BAT!" Barney shouted and bashed the ninja on the head while mounting his shoulders. "BAT! BAT! BAT!"
"AAAGGHHH!! Get this little devil off of me!!!!!" Baldy shouted, running around.
"BAT! BAT! BAT!" Barney said, bonking him on the head.
Baldy ran straight into the wall and lay on his back with Barney happily bouncing up and down on his massive gut like a trampoline.
"Why did I quit a high paying job at Cyberdine as a computer engineer just to become a ninja again?" Baldy remarked.
"BAT! BAT! BAT!" Barney shouted.
"Four down, two more still up..." Ninja Leader remarked as one of the ninjas snuck into Shipwreck's bedroom.
"AWK! Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" Polly shouted.
"Shut up bird!" Shipwreck shouted, half asleep, "I was having a nice dream about Courtney..."
"AWK!" Polly squawked again, "Ninja in the room!"
"Stormshadow, what are you doing in here! You ruined a perfectly good...WHOA!!!" Shipwreck yelled when he saw the ninja holding a very large wooden mallet in his hands.
"You're not Stormshadow!" Shipwreck yelled.
"AWK! I told you so! AWK!" Polly remarked.
"Hush you stupid bird!" Shipwreck remarked, "Yipe!"
The ninja kept swinging the mallet at Shipwreck until Polly dive-bombed the ninja's belt and caused his pants to fall down, revealing a pair of white boxer shorts with hearts on them. Shipwreck knocked down the ninja and jumped back into his bed, little did he know that his mattress was now spring loaded until it launched him through about four walls into Cover Girl's room. He landed on top of her bed and in her arms.
"Hector! What are you doing in here?" Cover Girl shouted.
"Courtney! I can explain this all, hon. There was a ninja in my room and..." Shipwreck began.
"I believe you! C'mon, we've got to find the kids!" Cover Girl began, then blushed, realizing she was wearing only a button down shirt that terminated at her upper thigh, "After I throw some pants on. Stop drooling!"
"Courtney, these are my kids were talking about. If these monstrous morons even try anything, they're gonna have hell to pay!" Shipwreck growled, charging out of the room.
"I don't think we're gonna have to worry about the kids too much." Cover Girl remarked.
"Help! There's a dragon in that room!!!" a third ninja, wearing very thick glasses, shouted. Lockheed was chasing him around, spraying fire on his rear end.
Stith came back up the stairs just then and headed to the room, "We've got intruders in the house Shipwreck. But I think you should know that because Gune booby-trapped the house in his sleep, they're pretty much handled."
"Yeah, I know Gune booby trapped the house." Shipwreck said, indicating the Shipwreck-shaped holes in the wall, "How do you think I got here?"
"Sneakiness and subterfuge." Cover Girl replied.
"Hey!" Shipwreck remarked.
The sounds and smells of electricity being discharged in Trinity's room clued the three adults in to what had happened. Two of the ninjas, Ninja Leader included, were strapped to gurneys with electrical wiring sticking off of their bodies at various angles.
~ ~ ~ ~
Meanwhile, the three ninjas downstairs recovered from their shock and went to try and sneak up on Gune when he was still sleeping. They didn't count on running into two guys dressed in a very bizarre manner. One wore a pair of polarized sunglasses and a tie dyed headband and the other a cheap Mardi Gras mask. Both had towels around their necks.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na!!!! Batman!!!" Stoney and Morgan shouted as they clamored into the house.
"Holy Masked Marvels Batman, Maleficent has sent three stupid ninja wannabes to invade Shipwreck's house!" Morgan said.
"Let us deal with these Samurai Salad Brains Robin!" Stoney shouted.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na! Batman!!!!" They shouted.
"Ha ha ha! Look at these idiots!" Rat shouted, "They actually think they're Batman and Robin."
Indeed, Stoney and Morgan were punching the air, as if punching through invisible badguys. "POW! WHACK!"
"HURT!" the ninja with the frozen fish shouted as he bopped Stoney on the head.
"Hah!" Morgan said, as he punched out the fish slinging ninja.
"Holy Frozen Tuna Casserole Batman, are you alright?" Morgan asked.
"Perfectly Robin, now lets clobber these other two ninja clowns." Stoney replied.
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" They shouted and proceeded to clobber the other two ninjas with ease.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Ninja Leader shouted, breaking free of his restraints. The other six ninjas followed, clothing torn, hair singed and bruises sustained from Gune's various traps.
BOOM! The unmistakable sound of explosions sounding alerted Shipwreck that something was very wrong.
"What on Earth was that? I didn't bury any dynamite in the backyard this week..." Shipwreck began.
Laughing lightly, Cover Girl said, "Hector, I think that Gune must have put a minefield in your back yard in his sleep as well."
"Oh, that's nice....HE DID WHAT!? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SHORT LITTLE ALIEN SCIENTIST PUT A MINEFIELD IN MY BACKYARD WHILE HE WAS SLEEPWALKING!!??" Shipwreck shouted.
"Oh relax Shipwreck," Stith said, "It's not like your home wasn't free of explosions before we came here."
"Please tell me I'm dreaming." Shipwreck groaned, "I'm gonna go call Tunnel Rat and get him to remove every single one of those mines out of my back yard."
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"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" came the shout, echoing from blocks away.
"Oh Dear God!" Bilby groaned, "I think I know what just happened...."
"Care to enlighten us?" Flint asked, just then, Stoney and Morgan came jogging by, wearing towels around their necks.
"Holy Shakespearean Festivals Batman, reinforcements!" Morgan shouted.
"Just in the nick of time Robin! Too bad Commissioner Gordon, we have driven the evil ninjas away!" Stoney replied, "No need to thank us, we're just doing our job."
"Ta na na na na na na na na na na na na! Batman!" They shouted and ran off, smelling distinctly of liquor.
"Bilby..." Flint began, sternly, but with a glint of mirth in his eyes, "You've got a lot of explaining to do."
"Dear God of all the time for those two to get tanked, why tonight." Bilby began as they walked through the front lawn.
From the window, Shipwreck shouted, "NO! NO! NO! DON'T WALK IN THE GRASS!"
"Why not?" Flint replied.
"LANDMINES!" Shipwreck shouted.
"Shipwreck, for the last time, there are no landmines in your lawn!" Flint replied.
"Uh, Dash, this is Shipwreck we're talking about, remember...." Lady Jaye remarked.
"Allie, I'll prove once and for all there's no..." Flint began. BLAM! With all his clothing singed he fell over on his back and croaked, "...landmines."
"You were saying." Lady Jaye replied, laughing because she was relieved that Flint was unharmed and also finding the current state of his clothing humorous.
"Remind me to kill Shipwreck when I feel better." Flint replied.
~ ~ ~ ~
The evil sorceress named Maleficent trundled back out of her portal, and nearly got bowled over by seven screaming ninjas.
"It figures, you want something done, you do it yourself..." Maleficent groaned and stepped right on top of a landmine.
BOOM! The concussion hurled her back through the portal, into her lair, and caused her to destroy numerous pieces of equipment for alchemy and chaotic mayhem. Her cloak was burnt, her horns were bent, her staff was broken and her pale face was covered with dirt and black powder burns.
"I hate my life." Maleficent groaned.
"Not so easy to defeat, are they?" the mirror containing Ansem's disembodied spirit sounded.
"Mirror mirror on the wall, shut the hell up, before I hit you with the wrecking ball!" Maleficent groaned and passed out.
~ ~ ~ ~
Up next: Armand's search continues. Another mission. Another COBRA kingpin down, who shall it be...?
