AN/ ello ello ello peoples. How are we all today? In the mood for another
chapter of 'the fellowship and the elf next door'? Yes? Then aren't you
lucky. Here's another one! Enjoy it peoples!
Yay! Guess what! 63 reviews!! So happy! Thankyou so much people! You make my day!
Angel1: very happy you liked it. Of course you can come to the party, but only cos your special! ( What do you want to come as?
LotRseer3350: you like longer chapters? That's good! Cos there should me more on the way. What made you think you didn't get to come to the party? Of course you can! Anya it is! If you really want Arwen to be on anti depressants too then that she shall be! *Waves magic wand* are you coming to the party as a fairy of as a vaguely normal person?
Mad-jai ferret: what on earth possessed you to be a ferret? Doesn't matter. I know that my guest list is a little long but sure I can squeeze you in, fellow ninja. The more the merrier!
Petethespider: your very much welcome! Yes, I do like ravioli, it is very yummy. I know exactly how you feel when silly people never update things, (bit rich coming from me seeing as how I haven't updated my other fic in about a month but that's not the point) Insane asylum? Wow, we have so much in common! Enjoy this update!
Phishykiss: I don't really need more people for the party but if you'd like to come it would be great. Which colour do you want to come as? He he, nah, just tell me your costume.
Achoo: how can you come as Gimli's costume when even bIb don't know what it is yet? He he, enjoy this chappie!
Anelith: you don't mind being a hairdresser do you? You get to play with Leggie's lovely hair! If you want to be a tiger than a tiger you shall be. Enjoy this chappie.
Rin-LegoLuver: don't mind updating at all! This one should make you laugh, or not. Enjoy it anyway.
Legolas stalker: cool name! Well, no, not all Australians are cool, mostly stupid grown ups that do dumb things. But of course all Australian teenagers on sugar highs are cool. or not. Your friend sounds cool tho. Give me half a second and I'd be very happy to read your story, onion rings are yummy!
Tamara: heres another pesky update, don't laugh too hard, you might explode.
Midnight: oh dam, we lose more reviewers that way! Please reincarnate yourself or something cos dead people cant read fanfiction!
Saturndragon: you and your pikachu costume are both very welcome. If the fellowship don't like karaoke that's just too bad for them!
Hex of the unseelie: very glad your ok with the party. That made me feel sooooo much better! More craziness to come!
Tegz: yay! You reviewed! Hope you're liking this fic; personally I like it much more than the visitors, much funnier. We now have entertainment for this party! I dub thee our personal magician.
Dragonflight: Glad you and your muses are happy. Loki, Gimli has a stash of peppers in the cupboard. About you party! I'd love to come!! Sounds very cool!
Nomad: very random aren't I?! You want some random appearances too? Plenty for everyone! You want to be a glow worm? Hmm, have to make sure I have plenty of spare light bulbs.
disclaimer. Much to my dismay, I don't have any elves tied up in my wardrobe. Rest assured that if I did no harm would befall them, the only problem with that is I don't own any of wonderful Mr Tolkien's stuff, let alone his elves. I'm not making any profit from this bit of mindless dribble so please don't sue, unless you want to deprive me of my precious red liquorish.
Before I start, there will be a few more chapters before the party, the fellowship has to go shopping and buy balloons and chips (yummy)
Alrighty then peoples, here is chapter six! Enjoy
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door,' Gandalf and Sam wrote some lists, Gimli's party costume was a complete mystery and Legolas discovered what really happened to his car.
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"You're not going to make me change my mind, I'm coming as a tea bag. A herbal one. You can't make me go as something else." Legolas said stubbornly, folding his arms.
Aragorn rolled his eyes. "The fan girls might," he said simply.
Legolas's eyes widened and the look on his face was one of paranoia and distress. "Who invited them!?" The elf asked, suddenly in the mood for some more happy pills.
Gandalf and Sam shared worried glances and hesitantly put up their hands.
"Which ones did you invite!?" Legolas asked, worried that the stupid wizard and his annoying hobbit sidekick had invited someone like, like, Lamoo!
"Uh," Sam began but Aragorn snatched the guest list off of him.
"Holly, Tegz, our magician, saturndragon the dj, Achoo,"
"Bless you,"
I didn't sneeze. Anyway, Angel1, Meg, (AN? Do you mind me calling you Meg? Easier to type), Ferret, um, Anelith," Aragorn began.
"Wait who's Anelith?" The elf enquired.
"The elf at the hairdressers,"
"Oh, the pretty one who bleaches my hair?"
"You bleach your hair?" Frodo butted in.
Legolas gave Frodo a stare that could kill and the hobbit shrank back into the corner.
"Good point Lego, I didn't know you got your hair beached." Aragorn said.
"Didn't you ever wonder why my hair is so blonde? Of course it's bleached you idiot! My hair is brown! Haven't you ever noticed the eyebrows?" The elf yelled, waving his arms madly and gesturing to his dark eyebrows. "And don't call me Lego or I might just hit you with the toaster!" he added, scowling.
"Okaay," Pippin said. "Aragorn, who else is coming to this party?" the hobbit said, deciding to change the subject.
Aragorn looked at the bit of crumpled paper and read out a few more names. "Arwen, Elrond, the twins, some other people, Charli-san, LotRseer3350, otherwise known as Anya, um, dragonflight and her muses, Loki and CF, Hex of the unseelie," the ranger said.
"What's a muse?" Merry asked but his question was only answered with a shrug from Aragorn.
"Dunno. Nellie and, uh oh, Lamoo." Aragorn glanced around the room. "How many did you invite?!"
"Not very many!" Gandalf replied,
Gimli didn't seem to mind the bit about Lamoo (he could always make her shut up, she was VERY ticklish) so he spoke up. "Who's this Nellie person, and all the other people for that matter?" he asked.
Aragorn shrugged.
Legolas sighed. "Nellie is that stupid author's friend from school and I'm guessing all the other people are sad souls who read about our pathetic lives," he said, now feeling utterly miserable.
"How do you know?" inquired Frodo.
The elf sighed again. "Cos I caught Lamoo and this Nellie person in the backyard yesterday, in Merry and Pippin's tree house, scheming." He said. "Oh," was the only reply Gimli could come up with.
"Lego,"
"What?" Legolas replied, quite irritated that Aragorn insisted on using his childhood nickname.
"What are we going to feed all these people?" Aragorn inquired. Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam all nodded in agreement. The only point of a party was to eat, in their opinion anyway.
"How should I know? Ask the wizard and his annoying sidekick, it's their party!" the elf replied angrily.
"I think we need to go shopping," Gimli said, standing up to fetch his handbag.
Everyone nodded and went to get their things, or in Legolas's case, put some clothes on (he was still in his boxers)
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Seeing as how they only had one car now (Bits of Legolas's beloved Ferrari were either in the scrap yard or scattered all over the road, Aragorn's had been towed, Gimli couldn't drive and Frodo's butter box mini had died as soon as he pulled into the driveway) the whole fellowship crammed into Gandalf's purple hippie van (for those people who want the proper name it's a VW combie, I think).
Gandalf desperately wanted to drive but Aragorn and Legolas together forced the wizard into his booster seat in the back, gagging him so he couldn't complain.
Aragorn decided he'd better drive seeing as how Legolas's licence was no longer in existence, so he slid into the seat and waited for the rest of the fellowship to take their seats.
Gandalf was in the far back next to a very frightened looking Frodo and Pippin, the hobbit winging that he needed to go to the bathroom again. Merry, Sam and Gimli sat in the middle, seatbelts done up, Gimli clutching his pink shiny handbag. Aragorn revved up the engine just as Legolas climbed into his seat next to Aragorn and closed the door with a i'slam'i.
"Remind me why we're taking this lot?" Legolas remarked, doing up his seatbelt (clever elf, yes, he might speed and squash salamis but he always wears his seatbelt)
"Because they'll go mental if we come back with low fat Lembas chips and diet soft drink." The ranger replied, turning the steering wheel and rolling his eyes as he saw Gimli, and Sam squash poor Merry into the corner.
Legolas nodded and turned on the radio, wrinkling his nose and fiddling with the buttons trying to get a decent station. The elf groaned and gave up. The only thing Gandalf's car's radio seemed to play was classical music! (AN/ ahhh! Horrible I tell you!) Very bad classical music at that.
Finally the fellowship arrived at the shopping centre and Aragorn eventually managed to find a parking space. He wasn't the world's best driver and accidentally clipped the side of the car next to him, leaving a long scratch along the side.
"Oh well," he said to himself, unbuckling his seatbelt and climbing out of the car.
As soon as they were out of the car the hobbits made a run for it, hurrying inside the mall, presumably towards the McDonalds situated on level three. Gimli grumbled and sort of 'fell' out of his seat, picking himself up the dwarf followed the hobbits inside.
Legolas shrugged and helped Aragorn untie Gandalf from his seat in the back. The wizard emerged giggling and he trotted into the mall, followed by the ranger and an elf that was in need of some sane companionship.
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"And this, and this, and this," Sam said, grabbing assorted things off shelves. After quite a bit of difficulty Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn had managed to drag the hobbits away from the noodle bar and Gandalf away from the vacuum cleaner store. The fellowship wandered down the isles of the supermarket, Aragorn pushing the trolley with the food in it, Legolas pushing one with hobbits in it. Frodo, Merry and Pippin were all seated comfortably in the elf's trolley and were happy to be pushed about.
Elves do not tire easily but lugging three hobbits about was beginning to tell on Legolas. Finally he had had enough and picked up the hobbits, one by one, and dumped them on the floor before climbing into the trolley himself.
"Push me!" the elf demanded. Aragorn groaned and left Gandalf to push the trolley filled with lollies and chips and deodorant for some reason (Aragorn guessed Legolas had put them there as a hint to Gimli and Gandalf. It did not occur to the ranger that Legolas had picked out the strongest smelling deodorants for him.)
Aragorn moved over and gave Legolas's trolley a strong push, which sent it cascading down the isle and crashing into some poor defenceless person.
"Carp." Aragorn swore.
"Carp? I though carp was a fish,"
Aragorn gave Pippin an irked glare and went to see who he had hit with the speeding trolley containing the elf. Two girls, an elf and a trolley were heaped in a pile on the supermarket floor.
The ranger pulled Legolas roughly off the pair and gasped, dropping the elf back onto the pile of twisted metal. The two girls stood up and brushed the standard supermarket dust off their clothes, grinning like idiots.
Both appeared to be in their young teens, one had blonde hair, the other brown, both were wearing 'I Love LOTR' T-shirts, their trolley laden with Cadbury chocolate, mainly the 'snack' one and fruit and nut. (AN/ for those people who are wondering why I'm writing this, in Australia, Cadbury had a promotion where you could win stuff by buying the chocolate with the LOTR people on it. The snack one had Legolas on it and the fruit and nut had Pippin I think,)
The blonde one spoke up, "We hoped we'd meet you guys here" she said, throwing another chocolate into their trolley.
"Huh? Do I know you?" Aragorn asked, a bit scared of this blonde girl, who happened to also have a sheep on her shirt. (AN/ bah! Nellie, you know exactly what I'm talking about!)
"You!!" Legolas yelled, pointing in horror to the girl standing next to the blonde.
"Yes, me!" Lamoo said, grinning evilly. "And Nellie." The blonde, presumably Nellie, waved.
"We're buying stuff for your party," Nellie said.
"How did you know we were having one?!" inquired Pippin, appearing next to Aragorn.
Lamoo shrugged. "I wrote this fic, remember?" she said, tossing a bottle of 7up into her trolley (AN/ yes, 7up had a picture of Legolas on it too,) "Sorry, gotta go and plan more evil things to do to you" Lamoo added, she and Nellie giving Legolas a quick hug before disappearing into thin air with their trolley full of chocolate and lemonade.
"Is it just me or didn't they pay for that," Frodo said, raising and eyebrow.
"Shut up Frodo," Legolas growled, busy trying to work out how to disinfect his clothes. Fan girl germs, yuck!
The fellowship, now with their food-laden trolley filed over to the checkout.
Legolas left the others to unpack the trolley onto the counter and went to chat up the checkout chick.
"Hi there beautiful," he said in his most gorgeous, seductive voice.
The checkout chick was busy playing with her curly blonde hair and zapping the fellowships purchases over the checkout zappy thingy. The girl looked up. Legolas did not get a chance to see if she was pretty or not because Frodo screamed and started to have fit. Sam rushed to his side but Frodo pushed the other hobbit away.
His pupils dilating, the hobbit pointed at the girl and screamed. "YOU!!"
"Easy there Mr Frodo," Sam said, trying to reassure his master that this checkout chick was not someone evil. "It's ok Mr Frodo, its only a girl, not Gollum or anything," he said, after all, how could this blonde checkout chick be someone like Gollum? Gollum was dead. Or was he.
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TBC
Hehehe, guess who this checkout chick is? Who knew Legolas bleached his hair! Well, Anelith did, she's the one who bleached it! Hehehe. Did everyone like this chapter?
Sorry, I can't really accept anymore party invitation requests; I've sorta got a pretty full list. Thankyou everyone!
Next chappie should be up soon
Love Lamoo
Ps. did everyone like my cameo appearances? Hehe.
Yay! Guess what! 63 reviews!! So happy! Thankyou so much people! You make my day!
Angel1: very happy you liked it. Of course you can come to the party, but only cos your special! ( What do you want to come as?
LotRseer3350: you like longer chapters? That's good! Cos there should me more on the way. What made you think you didn't get to come to the party? Of course you can! Anya it is! If you really want Arwen to be on anti depressants too then that she shall be! *Waves magic wand* are you coming to the party as a fairy of as a vaguely normal person?
Mad-jai ferret: what on earth possessed you to be a ferret? Doesn't matter. I know that my guest list is a little long but sure I can squeeze you in, fellow ninja. The more the merrier!
Petethespider: your very much welcome! Yes, I do like ravioli, it is very yummy. I know exactly how you feel when silly people never update things, (bit rich coming from me seeing as how I haven't updated my other fic in about a month but that's not the point) Insane asylum? Wow, we have so much in common! Enjoy this update!
Phishykiss: I don't really need more people for the party but if you'd like to come it would be great. Which colour do you want to come as? He he, nah, just tell me your costume.
Achoo: how can you come as Gimli's costume when even bIb don't know what it is yet? He he, enjoy this chappie!
Anelith: you don't mind being a hairdresser do you? You get to play with Leggie's lovely hair! If you want to be a tiger than a tiger you shall be. Enjoy this chappie.
Rin-LegoLuver: don't mind updating at all! This one should make you laugh, or not. Enjoy it anyway.
Legolas stalker: cool name! Well, no, not all Australians are cool, mostly stupid grown ups that do dumb things. But of course all Australian teenagers on sugar highs are cool. or not. Your friend sounds cool tho. Give me half a second and I'd be very happy to read your story, onion rings are yummy!
Tamara: heres another pesky update, don't laugh too hard, you might explode.
Midnight: oh dam, we lose more reviewers that way! Please reincarnate yourself or something cos dead people cant read fanfiction!
Saturndragon: you and your pikachu costume are both very welcome. If the fellowship don't like karaoke that's just too bad for them!
Hex of the unseelie: very glad your ok with the party. That made me feel sooooo much better! More craziness to come!
Tegz: yay! You reviewed! Hope you're liking this fic; personally I like it much more than the visitors, much funnier. We now have entertainment for this party! I dub thee our personal magician.
Dragonflight: Glad you and your muses are happy. Loki, Gimli has a stash of peppers in the cupboard. About you party! I'd love to come!! Sounds very cool!
Nomad: very random aren't I?! You want some random appearances too? Plenty for everyone! You want to be a glow worm? Hmm, have to make sure I have plenty of spare light bulbs.
disclaimer. Much to my dismay, I don't have any elves tied up in my wardrobe. Rest assured that if I did no harm would befall them, the only problem with that is I don't own any of wonderful Mr Tolkien's stuff, let alone his elves. I'm not making any profit from this bit of mindless dribble so please don't sue, unless you want to deprive me of my precious red liquorish.
Before I start, there will be a few more chapters before the party, the fellowship has to go shopping and buy balloons and chips (yummy)
Alrighty then peoples, here is chapter six! Enjoy
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door,' Gandalf and Sam wrote some lists, Gimli's party costume was a complete mystery and Legolas discovered what really happened to his car.
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"You're not going to make me change my mind, I'm coming as a tea bag. A herbal one. You can't make me go as something else." Legolas said stubbornly, folding his arms.
Aragorn rolled his eyes. "The fan girls might," he said simply.
Legolas's eyes widened and the look on his face was one of paranoia and distress. "Who invited them!?" The elf asked, suddenly in the mood for some more happy pills.
Gandalf and Sam shared worried glances and hesitantly put up their hands.
"Which ones did you invite!?" Legolas asked, worried that the stupid wizard and his annoying hobbit sidekick had invited someone like, like, Lamoo!
"Uh," Sam began but Aragorn snatched the guest list off of him.
"Holly, Tegz, our magician, saturndragon the dj, Achoo,"
"Bless you,"
I didn't sneeze. Anyway, Angel1, Meg, (AN? Do you mind me calling you Meg? Easier to type), Ferret, um, Anelith," Aragorn began.
"Wait who's Anelith?" The elf enquired.
"The elf at the hairdressers,"
"Oh, the pretty one who bleaches my hair?"
"You bleach your hair?" Frodo butted in.
Legolas gave Frodo a stare that could kill and the hobbit shrank back into the corner.
"Good point Lego, I didn't know you got your hair beached." Aragorn said.
"Didn't you ever wonder why my hair is so blonde? Of course it's bleached you idiot! My hair is brown! Haven't you ever noticed the eyebrows?" The elf yelled, waving his arms madly and gesturing to his dark eyebrows. "And don't call me Lego or I might just hit you with the toaster!" he added, scowling.
"Okaay," Pippin said. "Aragorn, who else is coming to this party?" the hobbit said, deciding to change the subject.
Aragorn looked at the bit of crumpled paper and read out a few more names. "Arwen, Elrond, the twins, some other people, Charli-san, LotRseer3350, otherwise known as Anya, um, dragonflight and her muses, Loki and CF, Hex of the unseelie," the ranger said.
"What's a muse?" Merry asked but his question was only answered with a shrug from Aragorn.
"Dunno. Nellie and, uh oh, Lamoo." Aragorn glanced around the room. "How many did you invite?!"
"Not very many!" Gandalf replied,
Gimli didn't seem to mind the bit about Lamoo (he could always make her shut up, she was VERY ticklish) so he spoke up. "Who's this Nellie person, and all the other people for that matter?" he asked.
Aragorn shrugged.
Legolas sighed. "Nellie is that stupid author's friend from school and I'm guessing all the other people are sad souls who read about our pathetic lives," he said, now feeling utterly miserable.
"How do you know?" inquired Frodo.
The elf sighed again. "Cos I caught Lamoo and this Nellie person in the backyard yesterday, in Merry and Pippin's tree house, scheming." He said. "Oh," was the only reply Gimli could come up with.
"Lego,"
"What?" Legolas replied, quite irritated that Aragorn insisted on using his childhood nickname.
"What are we going to feed all these people?" Aragorn inquired. Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam all nodded in agreement. The only point of a party was to eat, in their opinion anyway.
"How should I know? Ask the wizard and his annoying sidekick, it's their party!" the elf replied angrily.
"I think we need to go shopping," Gimli said, standing up to fetch his handbag.
Everyone nodded and went to get their things, or in Legolas's case, put some clothes on (he was still in his boxers)
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Seeing as how they only had one car now (Bits of Legolas's beloved Ferrari were either in the scrap yard or scattered all over the road, Aragorn's had been towed, Gimli couldn't drive and Frodo's butter box mini had died as soon as he pulled into the driveway) the whole fellowship crammed into Gandalf's purple hippie van (for those people who want the proper name it's a VW combie, I think).
Gandalf desperately wanted to drive but Aragorn and Legolas together forced the wizard into his booster seat in the back, gagging him so he couldn't complain.
Aragorn decided he'd better drive seeing as how Legolas's licence was no longer in existence, so he slid into the seat and waited for the rest of the fellowship to take their seats.
Gandalf was in the far back next to a very frightened looking Frodo and Pippin, the hobbit winging that he needed to go to the bathroom again. Merry, Sam and Gimli sat in the middle, seatbelts done up, Gimli clutching his pink shiny handbag. Aragorn revved up the engine just as Legolas climbed into his seat next to Aragorn and closed the door with a i'slam'i.
"Remind me why we're taking this lot?" Legolas remarked, doing up his seatbelt (clever elf, yes, he might speed and squash salamis but he always wears his seatbelt)
"Because they'll go mental if we come back with low fat Lembas chips and diet soft drink." The ranger replied, turning the steering wheel and rolling his eyes as he saw Gimli, and Sam squash poor Merry into the corner.
Legolas nodded and turned on the radio, wrinkling his nose and fiddling with the buttons trying to get a decent station. The elf groaned and gave up. The only thing Gandalf's car's radio seemed to play was classical music! (AN/ ahhh! Horrible I tell you!) Very bad classical music at that.
Finally the fellowship arrived at the shopping centre and Aragorn eventually managed to find a parking space. He wasn't the world's best driver and accidentally clipped the side of the car next to him, leaving a long scratch along the side.
"Oh well," he said to himself, unbuckling his seatbelt and climbing out of the car.
As soon as they were out of the car the hobbits made a run for it, hurrying inside the mall, presumably towards the McDonalds situated on level three. Gimli grumbled and sort of 'fell' out of his seat, picking himself up the dwarf followed the hobbits inside.
Legolas shrugged and helped Aragorn untie Gandalf from his seat in the back. The wizard emerged giggling and he trotted into the mall, followed by the ranger and an elf that was in need of some sane companionship.
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"And this, and this, and this," Sam said, grabbing assorted things off shelves. After quite a bit of difficulty Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn had managed to drag the hobbits away from the noodle bar and Gandalf away from the vacuum cleaner store. The fellowship wandered down the isles of the supermarket, Aragorn pushing the trolley with the food in it, Legolas pushing one with hobbits in it. Frodo, Merry and Pippin were all seated comfortably in the elf's trolley and were happy to be pushed about.
Elves do not tire easily but lugging three hobbits about was beginning to tell on Legolas. Finally he had had enough and picked up the hobbits, one by one, and dumped them on the floor before climbing into the trolley himself.
"Push me!" the elf demanded. Aragorn groaned and left Gandalf to push the trolley filled with lollies and chips and deodorant for some reason (Aragorn guessed Legolas had put them there as a hint to Gimli and Gandalf. It did not occur to the ranger that Legolas had picked out the strongest smelling deodorants for him.)
Aragorn moved over and gave Legolas's trolley a strong push, which sent it cascading down the isle and crashing into some poor defenceless person.
"Carp." Aragorn swore.
"Carp? I though carp was a fish,"
Aragorn gave Pippin an irked glare and went to see who he had hit with the speeding trolley containing the elf. Two girls, an elf and a trolley were heaped in a pile on the supermarket floor.
The ranger pulled Legolas roughly off the pair and gasped, dropping the elf back onto the pile of twisted metal. The two girls stood up and brushed the standard supermarket dust off their clothes, grinning like idiots.
Both appeared to be in their young teens, one had blonde hair, the other brown, both were wearing 'I Love LOTR' T-shirts, their trolley laden with Cadbury chocolate, mainly the 'snack' one and fruit and nut. (AN/ for those people who are wondering why I'm writing this, in Australia, Cadbury had a promotion where you could win stuff by buying the chocolate with the LOTR people on it. The snack one had Legolas on it and the fruit and nut had Pippin I think,)
The blonde one spoke up, "We hoped we'd meet you guys here" she said, throwing another chocolate into their trolley.
"Huh? Do I know you?" Aragorn asked, a bit scared of this blonde girl, who happened to also have a sheep on her shirt. (AN/ bah! Nellie, you know exactly what I'm talking about!)
"You!!" Legolas yelled, pointing in horror to the girl standing next to the blonde.
"Yes, me!" Lamoo said, grinning evilly. "And Nellie." The blonde, presumably Nellie, waved.
"We're buying stuff for your party," Nellie said.
"How did you know we were having one?!" inquired Pippin, appearing next to Aragorn.
Lamoo shrugged. "I wrote this fic, remember?" she said, tossing a bottle of 7up into her trolley (AN/ yes, 7up had a picture of Legolas on it too,) "Sorry, gotta go and plan more evil things to do to you" Lamoo added, she and Nellie giving Legolas a quick hug before disappearing into thin air with their trolley full of chocolate and lemonade.
"Is it just me or didn't they pay for that," Frodo said, raising and eyebrow.
"Shut up Frodo," Legolas growled, busy trying to work out how to disinfect his clothes. Fan girl germs, yuck!
The fellowship, now with their food-laden trolley filed over to the checkout.
Legolas left the others to unpack the trolley onto the counter and went to chat up the checkout chick.
"Hi there beautiful," he said in his most gorgeous, seductive voice.
The checkout chick was busy playing with her curly blonde hair and zapping the fellowships purchases over the checkout zappy thingy. The girl looked up. Legolas did not get a chance to see if she was pretty or not because Frodo screamed and started to have fit. Sam rushed to his side but Frodo pushed the other hobbit away.
His pupils dilating, the hobbit pointed at the girl and screamed. "YOU!!"
"Easy there Mr Frodo," Sam said, trying to reassure his master that this checkout chick was not someone evil. "It's ok Mr Frodo, its only a girl, not Gollum or anything," he said, after all, how could this blonde checkout chick be someone like Gollum? Gollum was dead. Or was he.
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TBC
Hehehe, guess who this checkout chick is? Who knew Legolas bleached his hair! Well, Anelith did, she's the one who bleached it! Hehehe. Did everyone like this chapter?
Sorry, I can't really accept anymore party invitation requests; I've sorta got a pretty full list. Thankyou everyone!
Next chappie should be up soon
Love Lamoo
Ps. did everyone like my cameo appearances? Hehe.
