AN/ hello there peoples! Aren't you all so lucky I like writing this? Here
is another chapter!
But first, reviews! Yay, my favourite bit!
Dragonflight: is Gimli coming to the party as an elf? Well, not just any old elf. Glad Loki likes his peppers, but there might not be any carrots for him to chop. The hobbits wouldn't let Legolas buy anything healthy. Read your ficcy today! It was really good! Well done!
LotRseer3350: you can kiss a hobbit if you really want to. You're quite welcome for your cameo appearance. There will be a few chapters before the party so I'm trying to squeeze everyone in. well, as far as I can say Gimli might be coming as an elf, but not just any elf. I'm not going to say anything else cos you guys are so good at guessing. Also I'm quite happy to mention any fanfics that I enjoy reading. I hope everyone else took some notice of that!
Kiss the Flame: happy happy joy joy. ok, I'm gonna stop. Hope you enjoyed your cameo appearance and I'm glad you feel loved. You really think I'm that funny? Hmm, I must say I'm a bit surprised. *Shrug* oh well, enjoy this chapter!
Inweofnargothrond: wow, cool name! Anyway, back on subject, no I'm sorry; Gimli is not dressing up a treebeard. You were right about his voice though. It was John Rhys Davies who played Gimli; he also did Treebeard's vice though. Sorry bout your guess though. Not treebeard. It is someone from LOTR though. Should be more crazies before the party. The fellowship need to make their costumes! Enjoy this update cos I certainly enjoyed writing it!
Midnight: your wish is my command! *Waves magic wand. Nothing happens so Lamoo shrugs and chucks wand into the pile of already used wands* anyway, here is another chapter! Hope you continue to read and enjoy this fic!
Anelith: well will you look at that?! Another chapter! Just for you! Thanks for the bit about mermen. I feel rather silly for not noticing that now. Oh well, I always feel rather odd! Hehe. Hope this chapter passes your inspection!
Oddwen: Of course you did! So obvious that that elf is not a natural blonde anyway! Hope this chappie makes you laugh!
Tamara: Party won't be for a while, the fellowship still have things to do before it. Hope you don't mind. Well, I could always post updates quickly so you wont get sick of waiting. Anywhoo, here is your little update!
Legolas Stalker: perhaps you'd better read this chapter before you come to that conclusion. Hehe, enjoy this chappie!
Wait, before I finish this thingy, could someone please teach me how to format properly? I tried and it went all wonked. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hermione and all of that other stuff does not belong to me. oh wait, wrong story. Hehe. As you can see my mind is too jumbled up to even get a disclaimer right, let alone create all of Tolkien's wonderful characters and places and stuff. Not making any profit here, Even if you were planning to sue all you would get is the pitiful $2.60 in my wallet and my supply of yummy chocolate bullets. *Drools*
Oki Doki, here is chapter 8. 8! I'm so excited!! Hehe
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door', we discovered who the mysterious checkout chick was, Emi Lou and Jayden managed to find out about the party, Gimli's costume is still a mystery and oddly enough, Lamoo didn't make any random appearances.
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Currently the purple hippy van was speeding along the street, the elf at the wheel honking the horn madly. It wasn't long before he was forced to pull over, much to the hobbits' relief. He did and slowly wound down the window just as a uniformed policewoman came over.
"Crap," Legolas swore under his breath.
Pippin kicked the back of the elf's seat and whispered "Carp, Legolas, carp!"
The elf turned around and glared fiercely at the hobbit who immediately shut up and cowered back into his seat.
Legolas sighed and the cop walked around to his side of the car, her ticket book open. "Licence please," she said, extending her hand to take the elf's drivers licence.
"Oh, that." Legolas replied lamely. "I don't have it on me," he finished, hoping the cop would accept this excuse.
"You expect me to believe that missy?"
"Missy?!" Legolas burst out angrily. "Missy?" The elf removed his sunglasses and tucked his hair behind his ears, exposing their pointed tips. Frowning the he raised one dark eyebrow.
The policewoman seemed to understand because she stuttered an apology before going totally goo gaa. Her eyes sort of glazed over and her mouth broke into a wide grin.
"Uh officer?" Legolas asked, a little worried that this human would collapse in a fit of giggles.
"What is it Leggsie?" she replied, removing her own dark sunglasses and batting her eyelids.
"Leggsie? Only my mother calls me Leggsie! How do you know who I am?" the elf retorted, drumming his slim fingers impatiently on the steering wheel. "Is there something wrong with your eyes?" He added, noticing how this female was fluttering her eyelashes in a very peculiar way.
"What? No, don't you know who I am?" the cop asked, putting her hands on her hips.
Legolas frowned. "Should I?" he asked, confused.
She sighed and smiled. "Of course you should! I've been stalking you for the past three years." She said.
The elf gasped. "It was YOU who sent me those frilly knickers on my birthday last year. The ones with the note attached saying something about. wait, this fic is supposed to be PG. Sorry, can't mention it." He said. "Stupid author" he added, mumbling under his breath.
The female laughed and nodded. "And the chocolates yesterday, and the box of crayons about a month ago. And it was me who took your drivers licence, but that was only so I could add to my collection of all your other stuff."
"I got chocolates?" Legolas broke in. Turning to face the hobbits the elf raised his eyebrows again. To him, Merry looked very guilty. Legolas groaned and turned back to the policewoman still standing by the car.
Gimli, Gandalf and the hobbits were all getting quite impatient so they decided to sing.
"We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas." The hobbits sang.
"And a happy new year!" boomed Gimli.
The singing continued like this for several minutes. The hobbits, the wizard and the dwarf singing their redditions of bohemian rhapsody by Queen, Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf not to mention a very harmonic version of twinkle twinkle little star. Finally Legolas turned around to face them all, anger and annoyance blazing in the elf's azure eyes. The singers continued to croon their melodies until they heard the horn honk loudly. There was another loud honk and Merry looked to see Legolas banging his head on the steering wheel.
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"He was a Sk8er Boi, she said see you later Boi, he wasn't good enough for her."
The car was finally on the road again and the fellowship was singing. again. However, the only way Legolas had managed to avoid a hefty fine for speeding AND driving with no licence, was to invite the cop, now known as Laura, to the party.
Aragorn had shoved Legolas into the passenger seat and taken the wheel himself seeing as how he no longer trusted the elf to drive sensibly. Knowing the elf, in his pissed state, he would probably drive the car off the bridge.
Aragorn sighed and rummaged through the bags at his feet as soon as the car stopped at some traffic lights. He pulled out the happy pills and got Gimli to hold Legolas's hands behind his back while he forced the stuff down the elf's throat.
As before, the 'happy pills,' had the same effect on the elf. He was singing along to Gandalf's rendition of 'Sk8ter Boi' with everyone else as well as sticking his head out the window. To passers by, it looked as though there was a large hairy, golden retriever that was panting and shaking its furry head. It did not occur to them that the blonde hairy thing hanging out of the window was an elf, a drugged elf.
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Even though the mall was only fifteen minutes away, one hour later the fellowship arrived home. Gandalf's car was about to give up the ghost and Sam was busting to go to the loo. Legolas was still very hyper and Aragorn was beginning to wonder what those happy pill things tasted like. As for Merry and Pippin they along with Gimli and Gandalf wanted to rush inside and begin work on their costumes.
Merry, Pippin and Frodo dumped their purchases out on the living room floor and began going through them. Pippin pulled out the cardboard and the glitter and stuff he had bought and set to work constructing his wand. Merry spun his pretend lasso around a few times before being told off by Gimli, the dwarf very frustrated because he couldn't thread the sewing machine properly. Frodo paraded around in some white fabric, he was hoping someone would help him make a dress out of it, and practiced putting on eyeliner.
Suddenly there was some very naughty language and all attention turned towards Aragorn. The ranger was working on the kitchen table, trying to glue feathers to his yellow jumpsuit (you know, the one I forgot to mention?). Gandalf had knocked the glue and it had spilt all over Aragorn's lap. The ranger had then sneezed and all his yellow feathers flew up and glued themselves to the ranger's gluey pants. Legolas laughed and went to see what Sam was cooking for dinner.
The hobbit was standing by the stove stirring something in a pot. Legolas wrinkled his nose and picked up the phone book. He felt like pizza tonight.
"What are you doing mister Legolas?" Sam asked the elf, Legolas busy scanning the page for the pizza place.
"Ringing for Pizza," Legolas replied.
Sam sniffed. "But, I'm cooking us up sone nice soup and some pie!" the hobbit said, sounding hurt.
The elf sighed. "You guys can have soup. But I can tell that it's chicken. You know I don't eat meat. I'm having pizza if you don't mind."
"Pizza? What kind of Pizza?" Aragorn and Frodo broke in.
"Well, vegetarian or perhaps cheese?" the elf replied, finding the number he was after and picking up the phone.
"Sam," Frodo said "would you mind if we had Pizza tonight? I think we should celebrate."
"Celebrate what?" Aragorn asked. "Ow, oh yea, celebrate," he added as Frodo whacked him in the stomach.
Sam sighed and picked up his pot of soup. Wandering over to the fridge the hobbit placed the pot inside, after coving the top with some cling wrap. "Fine, Pizza," he said, sitting down on a stool with a very forlorn expression on his hobbity face
Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo cheered and the elf dialled the number.
"Hello? You've called Luigi's pizza, Mario speaking. How may I help you?"
"Uh, hi. I'd like to order two large cheese pizzas and one large vegetarian pizza," Legolas began.
"And Hawaiian!" yelled Pippin in the background.
"And Hawaiian,"
"Size?"
"Large,"
"Any drinks or deserts with that?" Mario asked.
"Uh, no thanks," Legolas said before Aragorn snatched the phone off him.
"Wait yes, we'll have two of the largest bottles of Pepsi you have and one of those yummy Sarah lee desert cake things." The ranger said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Is that all?"
"Yes thankyou,"
"I'll repeat that order, one large cheese pizza, one large vegetarian, on large Hawaiian, two bottles of Pepsi and a Sarah lee desert. Is that right?" Mario asked.
"Yep, that's good," Aragorn replied.
"Pick up or delivered?"
"Delivered."
"Ok, that'll be $25.95, your order will arrive in about 10 minutes."
"Ok, bye"
With that Aragorn hung up and slouched back over to the table to resume work on his costume. He sat down and set to work sewing the feathers one by one onto the yellow jumpsuit. The ranger had abandoned the glue, one, there wasn't any of it left, it had been spilt everywhere, and two, the glue didn't actually stick the feathers to the yellow fabric properly.
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The doorbell rang and the hobbits rushed to answer it. Legolas pushed the hobbits out of the way and reached for his wallet. Opening the door the elf felt a load of pizza being dumped into his arms.
"That'll be $25.95." said a voice.
Legolas handed the boxes to Pippin, the hobbit rushing inside to open them, and looked at the delivery person. Legolas nodded and handed the delivery boy the money for the pizzas. He closed the door and made his way into the kitchen, where the pizza boxes were lying open on the table.
The elf helped himself to a piece of vegetarian pizza, which, surprisingly, no one had touched yet.
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TBC
AN/ sorry that chapter was kinda bad. Pizza and speeding elves aren't really much inspiration. Sorry about he reviews too. I got them all in my hotmail inbox but I deleted them, thinking they'd all be on ff.net. For me to read and reply to, as it was they weren't. I can't remember who said what so if there was anything you really needed to say, try again this time.
Anywhoo, the next chapter might take a little while, I'm trying very hard to keep the visitors alive. I've been neglecting it A LOT lately and I think it's really about time I pay some attention to it again.
Thanks everyone for your wonderful reviews, I couldn't write this without them!
Bye for now Love Lamoo
But first, reviews! Yay, my favourite bit!
Dragonflight: is Gimli coming to the party as an elf? Well, not just any old elf. Glad Loki likes his peppers, but there might not be any carrots for him to chop. The hobbits wouldn't let Legolas buy anything healthy. Read your ficcy today! It was really good! Well done!
LotRseer3350: you can kiss a hobbit if you really want to. You're quite welcome for your cameo appearance. There will be a few chapters before the party so I'm trying to squeeze everyone in. well, as far as I can say Gimli might be coming as an elf, but not just any elf. I'm not going to say anything else cos you guys are so good at guessing. Also I'm quite happy to mention any fanfics that I enjoy reading. I hope everyone else took some notice of that!
Kiss the Flame: happy happy joy joy. ok, I'm gonna stop. Hope you enjoyed your cameo appearance and I'm glad you feel loved. You really think I'm that funny? Hmm, I must say I'm a bit surprised. *Shrug* oh well, enjoy this chapter!
Inweofnargothrond: wow, cool name! Anyway, back on subject, no I'm sorry; Gimli is not dressing up a treebeard. You were right about his voice though. It was John Rhys Davies who played Gimli; he also did Treebeard's vice though. Sorry bout your guess though. Not treebeard. It is someone from LOTR though. Should be more crazies before the party. The fellowship need to make their costumes! Enjoy this update cos I certainly enjoyed writing it!
Midnight: your wish is my command! *Waves magic wand. Nothing happens so Lamoo shrugs and chucks wand into the pile of already used wands* anyway, here is another chapter! Hope you continue to read and enjoy this fic!
Anelith: well will you look at that?! Another chapter! Just for you! Thanks for the bit about mermen. I feel rather silly for not noticing that now. Oh well, I always feel rather odd! Hehe. Hope this chapter passes your inspection!
Oddwen: Of course you did! So obvious that that elf is not a natural blonde anyway! Hope this chappie makes you laugh!
Tamara: Party won't be for a while, the fellowship still have things to do before it. Hope you don't mind. Well, I could always post updates quickly so you wont get sick of waiting. Anywhoo, here is your little update!
Legolas Stalker: perhaps you'd better read this chapter before you come to that conclusion. Hehe, enjoy this chappie!
Wait, before I finish this thingy, could someone please teach me how to format properly? I tried and it went all wonked. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hermione and all of that other stuff does not belong to me. oh wait, wrong story. Hehe. As you can see my mind is too jumbled up to even get a disclaimer right, let alone create all of Tolkien's wonderful characters and places and stuff. Not making any profit here, Even if you were planning to sue all you would get is the pitiful $2.60 in my wallet and my supply of yummy chocolate bullets. *Drools*
Oki Doki, here is chapter 8. 8! I'm so excited!! Hehe
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Previously in 'the fellowship and the elf next door', we discovered who the mysterious checkout chick was, Emi Lou and Jayden managed to find out about the party, Gimli's costume is still a mystery and oddly enough, Lamoo didn't make any random appearances.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Currently the purple hippy van was speeding along the street, the elf at the wheel honking the horn madly. It wasn't long before he was forced to pull over, much to the hobbits' relief. He did and slowly wound down the window just as a uniformed policewoman came over.
"Crap," Legolas swore under his breath.
Pippin kicked the back of the elf's seat and whispered "Carp, Legolas, carp!"
The elf turned around and glared fiercely at the hobbit who immediately shut up and cowered back into his seat.
Legolas sighed and the cop walked around to his side of the car, her ticket book open. "Licence please," she said, extending her hand to take the elf's drivers licence.
"Oh, that." Legolas replied lamely. "I don't have it on me," he finished, hoping the cop would accept this excuse.
"You expect me to believe that missy?"
"Missy?!" Legolas burst out angrily. "Missy?" The elf removed his sunglasses and tucked his hair behind his ears, exposing their pointed tips. Frowning the he raised one dark eyebrow.
The policewoman seemed to understand because she stuttered an apology before going totally goo gaa. Her eyes sort of glazed over and her mouth broke into a wide grin.
"Uh officer?" Legolas asked, a little worried that this human would collapse in a fit of giggles.
"What is it Leggsie?" she replied, removing her own dark sunglasses and batting her eyelids.
"Leggsie? Only my mother calls me Leggsie! How do you know who I am?" the elf retorted, drumming his slim fingers impatiently on the steering wheel. "Is there something wrong with your eyes?" He added, noticing how this female was fluttering her eyelashes in a very peculiar way.
"What? No, don't you know who I am?" the cop asked, putting her hands on her hips.
Legolas frowned. "Should I?" he asked, confused.
She sighed and smiled. "Of course you should! I've been stalking you for the past three years." She said.
The elf gasped. "It was YOU who sent me those frilly knickers on my birthday last year. The ones with the note attached saying something about. wait, this fic is supposed to be PG. Sorry, can't mention it." He said. "Stupid author" he added, mumbling under his breath.
The female laughed and nodded. "And the chocolates yesterday, and the box of crayons about a month ago. And it was me who took your drivers licence, but that was only so I could add to my collection of all your other stuff."
"I got chocolates?" Legolas broke in. Turning to face the hobbits the elf raised his eyebrows again. To him, Merry looked very guilty. Legolas groaned and turned back to the policewoman still standing by the car.
Gimli, Gandalf and the hobbits were all getting quite impatient so they decided to sing.
"We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas." The hobbits sang.
"And a happy new year!" boomed Gimli.
The singing continued like this for several minutes. The hobbits, the wizard and the dwarf singing their redditions of bohemian rhapsody by Queen, Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf not to mention a very harmonic version of twinkle twinkle little star. Finally Legolas turned around to face them all, anger and annoyance blazing in the elf's azure eyes. The singers continued to croon their melodies until they heard the horn honk loudly. There was another loud honk and Merry looked to see Legolas banging his head on the steering wheel.
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"He was a Sk8er Boi, she said see you later Boi, he wasn't good enough for her."
The car was finally on the road again and the fellowship was singing. again. However, the only way Legolas had managed to avoid a hefty fine for speeding AND driving with no licence, was to invite the cop, now known as Laura, to the party.
Aragorn had shoved Legolas into the passenger seat and taken the wheel himself seeing as how he no longer trusted the elf to drive sensibly. Knowing the elf, in his pissed state, he would probably drive the car off the bridge.
Aragorn sighed and rummaged through the bags at his feet as soon as the car stopped at some traffic lights. He pulled out the happy pills and got Gimli to hold Legolas's hands behind his back while he forced the stuff down the elf's throat.
As before, the 'happy pills,' had the same effect on the elf. He was singing along to Gandalf's rendition of 'Sk8ter Boi' with everyone else as well as sticking his head out the window. To passers by, it looked as though there was a large hairy, golden retriever that was panting and shaking its furry head. It did not occur to them that the blonde hairy thing hanging out of the window was an elf, a drugged elf.
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Even though the mall was only fifteen minutes away, one hour later the fellowship arrived home. Gandalf's car was about to give up the ghost and Sam was busting to go to the loo. Legolas was still very hyper and Aragorn was beginning to wonder what those happy pill things tasted like. As for Merry and Pippin they along with Gimli and Gandalf wanted to rush inside and begin work on their costumes.
Merry, Pippin and Frodo dumped their purchases out on the living room floor and began going through them. Pippin pulled out the cardboard and the glitter and stuff he had bought and set to work constructing his wand. Merry spun his pretend lasso around a few times before being told off by Gimli, the dwarf very frustrated because he couldn't thread the sewing machine properly. Frodo paraded around in some white fabric, he was hoping someone would help him make a dress out of it, and practiced putting on eyeliner.
Suddenly there was some very naughty language and all attention turned towards Aragorn. The ranger was working on the kitchen table, trying to glue feathers to his yellow jumpsuit (you know, the one I forgot to mention?). Gandalf had knocked the glue and it had spilt all over Aragorn's lap. The ranger had then sneezed and all his yellow feathers flew up and glued themselves to the ranger's gluey pants. Legolas laughed and went to see what Sam was cooking for dinner.
The hobbit was standing by the stove stirring something in a pot. Legolas wrinkled his nose and picked up the phone book. He felt like pizza tonight.
"What are you doing mister Legolas?" Sam asked the elf, Legolas busy scanning the page for the pizza place.
"Ringing for Pizza," Legolas replied.
Sam sniffed. "But, I'm cooking us up sone nice soup and some pie!" the hobbit said, sounding hurt.
The elf sighed. "You guys can have soup. But I can tell that it's chicken. You know I don't eat meat. I'm having pizza if you don't mind."
"Pizza? What kind of Pizza?" Aragorn and Frodo broke in.
"Well, vegetarian or perhaps cheese?" the elf replied, finding the number he was after and picking up the phone.
"Sam," Frodo said "would you mind if we had Pizza tonight? I think we should celebrate."
"Celebrate what?" Aragorn asked. "Ow, oh yea, celebrate," he added as Frodo whacked him in the stomach.
Sam sighed and picked up his pot of soup. Wandering over to the fridge the hobbit placed the pot inside, after coving the top with some cling wrap. "Fine, Pizza," he said, sitting down on a stool with a very forlorn expression on his hobbity face
Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo cheered and the elf dialled the number.
"Hello? You've called Luigi's pizza, Mario speaking. How may I help you?"
"Uh, hi. I'd like to order two large cheese pizzas and one large vegetarian pizza," Legolas began.
"And Hawaiian!" yelled Pippin in the background.
"And Hawaiian,"
"Size?"
"Large,"
"Any drinks or deserts with that?" Mario asked.
"Uh, no thanks," Legolas said before Aragorn snatched the phone off him.
"Wait yes, we'll have two of the largest bottles of Pepsi you have and one of those yummy Sarah lee desert cake things." The ranger said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Is that all?"
"Yes thankyou,"
"I'll repeat that order, one large cheese pizza, one large vegetarian, on large Hawaiian, two bottles of Pepsi and a Sarah lee desert. Is that right?" Mario asked.
"Yep, that's good," Aragorn replied.
"Pick up or delivered?"
"Delivered."
"Ok, that'll be $25.95, your order will arrive in about 10 minutes."
"Ok, bye"
With that Aragorn hung up and slouched back over to the table to resume work on his costume. He sat down and set to work sewing the feathers one by one onto the yellow jumpsuit. The ranger had abandoned the glue, one, there wasn't any of it left, it had been spilt everywhere, and two, the glue didn't actually stick the feathers to the yellow fabric properly.
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The doorbell rang and the hobbits rushed to answer it. Legolas pushed the hobbits out of the way and reached for his wallet. Opening the door the elf felt a load of pizza being dumped into his arms.
"That'll be $25.95." said a voice.
Legolas handed the boxes to Pippin, the hobbit rushing inside to open them, and looked at the delivery person. Legolas nodded and handed the delivery boy the money for the pizzas. He closed the door and made his way into the kitchen, where the pizza boxes were lying open on the table.
The elf helped himself to a piece of vegetarian pizza, which, surprisingly, no one had touched yet.
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TBC
AN/ sorry that chapter was kinda bad. Pizza and speeding elves aren't really much inspiration. Sorry about he reviews too. I got them all in my hotmail inbox but I deleted them, thinking they'd all be on ff.net. For me to read and reply to, as it was they weren't. I can't remember who said what so if there was anything you really needed to say, try again this time.
Anywhoo, the next chapter might take a little while, I'm trying very hard to keep the visitors alive. I've been neglecting it A LOT lately and I think it's really about time I pay some attention to it again.
Thanks everyone for your wonderful reviews, I couldn't write this without them!
Bye for now Love Lamoo
