AN/ back again. Didn't take too long did it? Sorry I didn't get the last chapter up when I said I would, ff.net was pissing me off and not loading. Hmm, maybe it's just me. And then to top it off all the stupid punctuation went all stuffed up! Grr! Hope it isn't as bad this chapter.

Alrighty, reviewsies!

Anelith: Thanks for telling men about your costume again. Tiger it is. Yes, Gandalf in his bikini *shudder* icky icky icky. Hey, d'you know what? I decided to have a little read of your profile the other day (being pissed with ff.net for stuffing up all my punctuation) and I saw the coolest thing. As you may have gathered by now, my name's Lauren. What you may not have got is that I'm Lauren MOORE. My mum's name's Helen, just like yours! Hehe, isn't that weird? Cool tho. Read the first few chappie of your ficcy, very funny, specially you hugging Frodo all the time and Boromir doin the dance. *shudder* oh! And Merry in the fridge! Now all I have to do is get the bloody page to load then I'll be right! Enjoy this chappie!

Holly: yes, Leggie legs, yummo! And Gandalf, poor us, having to picture him in his pathetic excuse for a costume. Icky. The matrix, it's a great movie, but LOTR is definitely better (no elves in the matrix) Mainly put the matrix bit in for Mr Bean, but glad you enjoyed it too, and I agree with you, if Neo WAS like Aragorn and Trinity like Leggie is would probably commit suicide rather than be 'saved'. Anywho, party this chapter! Enjoy it! Should be exciting!

Paladin Dragoon: what? You didn't get to read ch 12? Oh no! My email has been stuffing up a bit and I haven't been receiving any emails so sorry if I was a bit delayed getting ch 12 to you. But trust me, once you've read it, you will feel special. Or maybe you managed to read it after all, hmm, hope so. Anyway, More pepper for Loki here and more party craziness!

Kiftyuthonaerantae: you now what Gimli's costume is? Clever you! Might be a bit scarier than you expected though. Party is this chapter! Should be good! Don't laugh too hard!

Nomad: hey dude! Ooh! Long review! Thanksies! You really want to know about my sis? U sure? Well, here goes, she's small, and blonde and skinny and 11. And evil, but she makes and excellent sidekick. Hehe. Um, no cushions, sorry, but don't forget that elves are tough little cookies and this elf fell out of a supermarket trolley the week before and was ok (he crashed into us remember? Hehe) Tell your mum that I'm so flattered she said something so wonderful! The idea of this fic is to sort of have a bit of a laugh. Hehe, but not too much or you could explode. send u the misadventures of little elves and stuff and thanks for the review, hopefully I WILL get 200 reviews, very close! Enjoy this chappie and be prepared for your glowworm costume.

Marissa: you love it? Aww, I hope your talking about the fic! Hehe, I am weird, my highly sugar induced imagination thinks up these things, including Gimli's costume. Surprised u hasn't guessed yet, hmm. Well, you'll find out. Hehe. You liked the matrix? Oh that's good, it was a success! Yay! Ok, enjoy the party chapter! Have a laugh and smile chum!

Elf Girl: ooh! A couple of reviews from you so this might take a bit more than a sec. You know who Gimli is? Hmm, that wasn't really intended, but I'm not surprised, us fan girls can spot an elf a million miles away. Hehe. And yes, sometime in the near future, Leggies should get a new licence, which might be handy.hmm, evilness? You want evilness? More saucepans? Hmm, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hmm, perhaps not. I said a while ago that no more people could come to the party, but heaps of people forgot to tell me their costumes so I reckon you can come. As a vampire? Yes, I know what one looks like thankyou very much. But please don't freak the hobbits too much, Pippin is sensitive. Hehe. Anywhosies, have a good laugh at this chapter, meant to be funny, I hope. Either that or really disturbing. Oh yes, one more thing, do you want me to call you elf girl or something else?

LotRseer3350: hmm, I like the court jester idea better, there's too many people coming to the party in black and stuff. But would you mind if another LOTR character came as a black cat? I know what you mean by ff.net's weird fits, so annoying. First it won't load, and then all the speech marks and commas stuff up. Grr, pissing me off a bit, but lets forget about that. Yea! Lets party!

Saturndragon: yes, if I were you I couldn't wait for spin the bottle either. (I bribed the bottle to always point to Legolas when u spin it) hehe. Yay! Tea bag Leggie! Maybe we can persuade him to take off the top part of the costume.hmm.

Mr Bean: hello dude. Matrix bit especially for you. Didya like it? Yay! Just to annoy you and please all us rabid fan girls, Legolas's costume involves tights. You cant wear jeans if you're a tea bag now can you? Hehe, I feel evil. You still coming as Mr Bean? Hmm, original. I'll try not to be too disturbing. not likely it'll work though.

Legolas stalker/Laura: yea, I know. The stupid, spazzo speech marks and stuff went all weird. And it makes me all pissy! Yes, you did get the first review for this chapter. I'm really peed now cos I gotta wait till flippin September!! Arg! Oh, and err, and yum and scrubbos, hmm nice. sounds gooooood! Can't wait! I really wanna know about it but don't tell me. wait, tell me. no don't, I wanna see it myself. in STUPID SEPTEMBER! Arggggg! Ok, depurpling Leggie's nose is always and enjoyable activity, especially when he gives you a hug after. Hehe. And Gandalf's costume, yes, a bit gross, but thankfully his beard covers most of anything that might make small children cry. Gimli is not a murderer, Leggsie dearest just got a bit of a shock, don worry, he'll come around. Another stupid thing about Sydney and just generally Australia, is that we don't make much of a fuss over Halloween, in fact, I know its kinda sad, but ive never actually been trick or treating. *Bursts into tears* but I still like to dress up. Your friend's fire fighter costume sounds funky, anything in particular? Or do you just want my imagination to lead the way? Oh btw, what were you doing up at 4 in the morning? Most people would be sleeping. well, me anyway. Well, hope you enjoy this chapter, time to party!!

Disclaimer: seeing as how Lamoo must live her deprived life without Pirates of the Caribbean until September and has never been trick or treating, she must me content with writing mindless dribble with other people's characters and stuff. Which she CERTAINLY DOES NOT STEAL, no never!

Ok, chapter 13, enjoy it! PARTY CHAPTER!!

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Gimli shrugged and slapped the elf lightly on the face. Legolas groaned and began to come around. But when he saw Gimli he passed out again. The dwarf was dressed in a green and brownie suedey tunic with a silvery blue shirt on underneath. On his head was plonked a blonde wig, with braids and Gimli was wearing black boots as well as carrying a bow. Apart from the red beard and bits of hair poking out from under his costume, his height, the fact that dwarves are far stockier than elves, Gimli thought he could have passed as Legolas's twin.

"What?!" asked Gimli crossly. "My costume doesn't look THAT bad. Legolas of all people should be pleased!"

"I think it sorta hit him the wrong way." Loki said.

Gimli shrugged. "Well that's his problem." He remarked.

The doorbell rang. It was four o'clock, the party had officially started. First to arrive was Elrond, Elrohir and Elladan and Arwen. Elrohir and Elladan were dressed up as a pair of socks and were busy squabbling.

"I thought you were going to be a red sock!" argued Elladan.

"Nuh uh," replied Elrohir. "You said we were going to be yellow with polka dots!"

They continued to argue. Elrond was dressed in a snappy black suit, a tie and dark sunglasses. He had gotten a major haircut; his once long tresses were now short.

Frodo gasped. "AAAHHH!!" he yelled in fear. "It's Smith!!"

Elrond rolled his eyes and followed his sons inside.

Arwen was dressed as a powerpuff girl, Bubbles by the look of her pale blue dress with a black stripe across the middle and blonde pigtailed wig. She followed her father.

More guests started to arrive gradually. Lamoo had taken the job of opening the door and greeting the guests upon herself. It was not much of a surprise when everyone seemed to know her.

Hex, Emi-Lou and Charli-San arrived next. It seemed that they had all come together. Hex was dressed as a penguin and looked very smashing indeed. Charli-san was in black. Black top, black pants and a black cape. Her ensemble may have looked a bit boring if it was not for the HUGE amounts of glitter and sparkles on everything. She even seemed to have glitter in her shoes; she was leaving a long trail of sparkles behind her. Emi-Lou was dressed as a giant ketchup bottle, very groovy indeed, thought Lamoo.

Galadriel and Celeborn arrived just after Hex, Emi-Lou and Charli-san did and they too looked very interesting in their costumes. Lady Galadriel, to everyone's surprise was NOT wearing white. Instead she was decked out in an Obi Wan Kenobe costume. Celeborn was wearing German Lederhosen as well as the silly hat to go with his outfit. Lamoo shuddered as she caught a glimpse of Celeborn's legs.

Everyone so far was making themselves at home. Elrond was entertaining Lamoo's sister Ainsley and Pippin with his eyebrows, Arwen was chatting to Galadriel and Gandalf, comparing their costumes. Legolas, who had finally come round and accepted that Gimli was dressed as his 'mini me', was with Aragorn and the twins, Elrohir and Elladan still hadn't stopped arguing and Legolas had never figured out that it was them that made the prank phone call the week before, pretending to be his mother.

Merry, Frodo and Sam were with Loki, all four of them guzzling large amounts of soft drink, including Loki's favourite, Dr PEPPER!! Celeborn was talking to Gimli and CF and Mel was with Lamoo, the pair of them greeting guests as they continued to arrive. And lets not forget Hex, Charli-san and Emi-Lou. Hex had made a request to Saturn dragon, the DJ and all three of them were dancing to some randomly selected music. Tegz the magician was helping herself to some fairy floss, (cotton candy for all you people who don't have a clue what my beloved fairy floss is) the hobbits had hired a fairy floss machine and it was a big hit so far.

More guests continued to arrive. Glorfindel arrived with Nellie, Lamoo's buddy otherwise known as Nomad, at exactly the same time Mr Bean and Mad- jai ferret did. Glorfy was clad as a tree and was having a little trouble being mobile. How he managed to drive was a mystery to everyone. Mad-Jai ferret was a ninja, looking very ninja-ish, costume complete with samurai sword and num-chucks. Mr Bean was dressed AS Mr Bean, his outfit complete with teddy and Bean's mole. As for Nellie, she was the babe of the party, in her glowworm costume with real glowing thingo at the end of her tail. Lamoo gave her a hug and introduced her to Mel.

Coming in next, all by himself was Smeagol, who Pippin had stupidly invited to the party. He was busy talking to himself and was dressed as a butterfly. He was wearing a lime green leotard with pink butterfly wings stuck on the back. He was wearing a little green hat that matched that had antennae poking out the top and was carrying a plate of something.

"Hi Smeagol!" Lamoo greeted him cheerfully.

Mel grinned and waved her hello. So did Nellie. Gollum beamed back.

"Helloses, we likes your party very much we does precious!" he said. "We thinks the fat hobbits might eats all the foodses so we brings nice Lamoo some fish in case she runs out of food, in case they does precious."

Lamoo smiled and accepted the plate of raw, week old fish that Smeagol handed her. She walked over and put it in the fridge with all the other food. By the time she had got back, more people had arrived. Mel was talking to Laura, otherwise known as Legolas's stalker who was dressed as a fire fighter. Not your conventional fire fighter though. Her outfit still had the very important hat and boots and stuff, same colours and fabrics, but it was a tad more feminine than the gaudy, yellow suits our fire- fighter guys wear in Sydney. She grinned as she saw Legolas look her over. The elf turned his attention away from Laura's legs and back to his conversation with Elrohir. Nellie had joined Tegz, now happily munching on some fairy floss, licking the sugar happily off her fingers.

Soon Anelith arrived with Holly. Anelith wore an orange stripy tiger costume complete with ears, whiskers and tail. She was holding a plate of little appetiser thingos. Holly was standing on the porch next to her. Holly was a pretty elf who always wore her collection of 'I Luv Orli' or 'I Luv Leggie' badges. Her dress was a pretty purple one and was covered in hundreds of badges and buttons. Everyone either had a picture of Orlando Bloom, Legolas, a heart or the any of the words, Leggie, Orli, or Luv. Lamoo opened the door wide and let the pair enter. Anelith handed the plate to Lamoo and joined her friends on the dance floor. Holly went to gawk at Legolas, along with all his other stalkers.

Next came Cotume. Unlike Lamoo, she had already seen Pirates of the Caribbean a few times so she was dressed up as a pirate, seeing as how she was feeling piratey. Her costume was almost a replica to that of Captain Jack Sparrow in POTC, minus the moustache of course. She even had a real sword! Hmm, Loki would be pleased. Lamoo had gone off to put the plate of appetizer thingies Anelith gave her in the fridge so Legolas was the one to open the door, escaping his stalkers for a brief moment. He gave Cotume a hug, much to the annoyance of every other female at the party, except Hex, she'd already had a hug.

Lamoo came back and noticed there might be a riot if she didn't do something so she grabbed Legolas by the arm and towed him outside. Then she started yelling, "If you want a hug from the elf, line up here!" Then she jumped in the front of the line. Legolas sighed wearily and stood still as each fangirl in the line gave him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. Lamoo's sister even tried to get him on the lips but she couldn't reach. She was too short and Legolas was too tall.

Mr Bean and Loki were standing back, away from all the girls.

"Hey dude," said Loki, trying to be friendly.

"Hi," replied Mr Bean. "I like your costume,"

"Thanks," said Loki. "Your's is cool too."

"What on earth has stupid Lamoo got going this time?" wondered Mr Bean.

Loki Shrugged. "Probably something girly," he said. "Girls seem to like hugging Legolas."

Mr Bean nodded in agreement. "But why would they? He's an elf in tights!"

"I wouldn't let him hear you say that." Replied Loki, watching as Laura got her hug then went and joined the line again. "Lego's very sensitive about his tights."

"Hmm," said Mr Bean. "But what's so good about an elf that wears tights?"

Lamoo came over. "Firstly they're not tights." She said. "They're leggings."

"Whatever," said Loki and Mr Bean together.

"Secondly, that elf is hotness itself embodied." Lamoo continued. Loki and Mr Bean almost burst out laughing. Lamoo scowled. "Well I wouldn't expect you two to like him very much, you ARE boys after all. Loki, stop listening to Mr Bean, he just doesn't like Legolas because he has some distant connection to Frodo. They do live in the same house after all. And because every other female on the planet loves him."

Mr Bean and Loki raised they're eyebrows. "Um dude?" Loki said. "I'm going to get a drink." He left Lamoo and Mr Bean to argue about Legolas and went to pour himself a glass of Dr Pepper.

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There were still plenty more people to arrive, so Pippin decided to be at the door to let them in. Everyone else was making themselves at home, apart from Lamoo, she already felt at home.

Now that just about everyone had arrived, only a few more people to come, the mermaid and the purple jellybean decided it was time the party to officially, officially begun.

Aragorn was outside now, cooking the food on the BBQ. Elrohir, Elladan and some other people were out there too, apparently 'supervising'.

Out the back there were about four picnic tables laded with nibbles and drinks. Merry and Pippin had provided the beer with Aragorn's help. The trouble was with being a hobbit, everyone thought you were a child so you were not allowed to buy grog or pipe weed. Merry and Pippin thought this was a major insult to the hobbit race.

It was lucky Legolas had put on the invitations for everyone to bring their swimming costumes. (He had ended up doing almost all of the organisation) Heaps of people had already ditched their costumes for their swimmers and were in the pool.

Charli-san was in her swimmers, black, you guessed it, with glitter. She was lounging on the blow up floaty thing that was drifting over the water. Hex had ditched her penguin costume for the time being and was splashing Elrond with Arwen. Both girls were on the verge of drowning the male elf with their accursed splashing. Several other people were not in the pool just yet, but were outside having a drink.

Gimli had opened the French doors inside so the music could be heard from the back. Saturndragon was a fabulous DJ, but she had been invited to the party as a guest as well, so she was allowed to take a break.

So she decided to get something to eat. Merry and Gimli were standing by the picnic tables, the ones with all the food so Saturndragon went over to join them.

"Hey guys," she said with a smile.

"Hi," said Merry. "You're saturndragon right?"

Saturndragon nodded. "Yep, that's me." She said. "Party's great."

Gimli shrugged. "I guess." He said a little sadly.

"What's the matter Gimli?" Saturndragon asked.

The dwarf sighed. "Why do all the girl like the elf so much?" he asked. "Why would they rather smother him with hugs and kisses than me?"

Saturndragon managed to contain he snort of laughter. "I don't know Gimli." She said. "But if it makes you fell better, I'll give you a hug." So she did. Gimli smiled and sniffed.

"Thankyou," he said a little sheepishly.

"Any time," replied the DJ. She wandered off to join the Legolas hugging line.

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Aragorn was still cooking stuff on the BBQ. He turned over a piece of steak with his tongs and swore.

"What? What happened?" asked Elladan, leaning over to see what the ranger had done.

"I cut myself with the tongs," Aragorn replied, putting his cut finger in his mouth. (AN/ don't laugh, my friend Emmy did that once.)

"How'd you manage that?" said Elladan in disbelief.

"I dunno," came the reply. "The tongs were sharp."

Elladan rolled his eyes. "I could understand you cutting yourself with a knife, but not tongs. That's like chopping off you finger with a spoon!" he exclaimed.

Aragorn scowled. "Hey, I did that once. The spoon, it was a sharp spoon too," he said.

The elf rolled his eyes again and decided to get in the pool. He wandered inside, looking for the fellowship's bathroom so he could change.

The door was open partly, so Elladan didn't even bother knocking. He just barged in and saw Galadriel perched on the loo.

"Do you mind?!" she yelled.

Elladan sighed. "Sorry," he said and went to find somewhere else he could change. He wandered down the hall until he came to Legolas's bedroom. He didn't knock this time either; assuming everyone else would be at the party. When he opened the door he saw Ainsley and Nellie in there, with Haldir tied to the bed.

"Help," yelped Haldir. Ainsley put on a menacing face and Elladan got the message immediately. He left the room. There were squeals coming from inside and Elladan poked his head around the door, curious.

Haldir was still tied to the bed. Ainsley had whipped his shirt off and was tickling him with a large purple feather. Nellie was laughing at Haldir while he squirmed and laughed and tried to get away from Lamoo's sister's merciless tickling.

"Wanna help?" offered Nellie. Elladan shook his head politely and left. Nellie shrugged. "Oh well, doesn't know what he's missing." She said.

Elladan continued down the hall, looking for a place to change into his swimmers. Gandalf's bedroom door was locked so the elf didn't even bother to knock. Gimli's room was occupied. Boromir was tied to the bed in that room talking to himself with a dazed expression on his face. It appeared Ainsley and Nellie had put him through the same torture Haldir was now receiving.

Elladan closed the door and eventually found Aragorn's room. It was unoccupied so the elf closed the door and locked it. He whipped off his sock costume and his knickers. He jumped around trying to get his feet into the right hole in his Speedos and fell onto the floor doing do. There was a loud laugh. The elf turned around. One whole wall of Aragorn's bedroom was windows. And those windows faced out onto, yep, you guessed it, the pool. Everyone was staring, pointing and laughing. And Elladan's Speedos were around his ankles. He turned as red as a beetroot and grabbed a towel.

Then he started to swear. Naughty elf. So he pulled the curtains across and took his time. Perhaps everyone will have forgotten about it when he was done. ha, not likely.

When Elladan emerged from the house everyone was still laughing, and talking about his embarrassing moment. So he dived into the pool and tried to get everyone to think he was Elrohir.

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TBC

AN/ hmm, that wasn't as funny as I intended it to be. A bit sad really. But I just needed to get everyone to arrive and things started. Yes, yes, I know. If you are invited to the party and you haven't been mentioned yet, it is probably because you haven't reviewed and told me your costume again.

Next chappie SHOULD be up soon, maybe not. Planning on writing the visitors a bit, to that I have ideas and yea.

Well, don't forget to review, should break the 200 review mark this chapter!

Love Lamoo