AN/ hey guys. Sorry this chapter took a little longer. I had heaps of
homework, and assignments and stuff. Also took me a little while to think
up ideas for this chapter. But look on the bright side, it's extra long
this time.
Ok, this chapter is very special. We've broken the 200 review mark! Whoo hoo! Thankyou everyone who's reviewed in the past, with out you guys, this fic wouldn't have ever gotten past the first chapter.
Meg (Greenleaf): hope I manage to make your costume look like you think it should in this chapter. Happy to introduce you into the story. Enjoy!
Elf girl: yes, poor poor elves. I felt really sorry for them as I was writing those bits, but hey, the more trouble I make then the funnier it is to read. Elf girl? Oki doki, vampire. I can do that! Oh yes, your buddy Gloriollass is wrong, you are so not a pervert. Leggsie doesn't mind us all dreaming about him with no shirt on. *Drool* hehe. Good kitty. *Tosses elf girl a catnip thingo. *
Legolas stalker: you liked your hug? Aww, that's good. Sorry I left you hanging for a while, this one took longer to write than id've liked. Yes, Leggie likes your legs, wish he'd like mine, but he's just rather scared of me. Oh yes, you get some lovely Elrohir and Elladan goodyness in this chappie. And POTC, arg! So frustrated! Oh well, it'll be worth it. Wont it? And your Mary sueish dreams, *shudder* sounds like, erm fun. Wahh! I wanna go trick or treating! Not allowed to dress up like a complete idiot normally. Poo, oh well. Enjoy this chappie.
Marissa03: what do I have up my sleave? Hmm, lots of stuff, old bits of gum, tissues, pencil shavings. Hehe. Sorry I couldn't get you into the Legolas hug line, I'll give you a cameo appearance later. Party's nearly over so I need to find some good ideas for then. Glad you like this so far, more funnies, hopefully.
Paladin Dragoon: hope I got Loki down ok here. 3 modes? Sounds like me, except I'm usually idiot mode, bigger idiot mode and maybe not so idiotic mode. Hehe. Oh, Loki, you're welcome, Dr Pepper was my pleasure.
Saturndragon: yes, Leggie hugging! How fun! Your spin the bottle is in this chapter. hehe, hope you enjoy it. I know you will. Hehe. And poor Gimli, he needed a hug, thankyou for obliging. Yes, here is the next chappie! Have a laugh at it why don't you, enjoy!
Tegz: yay, another review from the crazy magician. Sorry about all the weird little letters hiding all the words and stuff, this chappie should be back to normal. What? Not obsessed with our darling elf? Oh well, you get to do your magic tricks in this chappie, and there will be Beatles music there too.
Slg aka Stephanie: your appearance in this chapter! Teapot! *Waves magic wand* there you go. *Grins stupidly* hope you enjoy this chappie. Thanks for the review.
Aelimir: party party party! I thought I said what Gimli's costume was in the last chappie, hmm; maybe that's just me. Anyway, he was Legolas. aww, how cute. ahem, not.
Banx: sure, lick Haldir? If you like, you can do more than that if you like. Hehe might have to fight my sister for the elf though. Matrix! Happy funness! And yes, I do live in the weird wonked world down under (sorry, but it irks me when people say that.) is POTC really as good as everyone says it is? Hmm, hope it's worth the wait. Oh yea, have you guys in Canada seen Ned Kelly? Orlando is SOOOOOOOOOO hot in that. *drool* but he dies. bugger. Hope the silly symbols aren't hiding the words, ff.net stuffed something and it SHOULD be fixed so that it's ok now.
Achoo: you're late? Oh well, you still reviewed, and that's makes Lamoo happy. Hopefully you should be able to read this chappie before I finish the next one. And no, Gimli is not boogas and earwax, but that would have been a great idea. Hehe. And Gimli's rock eating, need to remind self to include more of that later. Alrighty then, enjoy this chappie.
A million thankyous guys!
Disclaimer: Lamoo is digging around under her bed. She giggles when she finds what she's looking for. She sits on her bedroom floor with a shoebox in her lap. Giggles some more. Lamoo pries open the lid, not that it required much effort, and pulls out a sparkly magic wand. She rises to her feet and walks over to the large poster of Legolas on her wardrobe door. She waves the wand and the picture of Leggie comes to life and jumps off the paper.
"Hello," says Lamoo. The elf frowns and looks around Lamoo's lime green bedroom a bit disorientated. Lamoo suddenly loses her temper. "WHY CANT I SEE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN UNTIL SEPTEMBER???!!!" she bellows. Legolas jumps back and shrugs. Lamoo bursts into tears but then grins once she's calmed down a bit and Legolas has sat her down calmly on the bed and is giving her a hug. "At least you and all of middle earth are mine," she says happily.
"But they're not," Legolas helpfully points out.
"Damn," says Lamoo
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Previously in TF&TEND, The party began, the guests arrived, Elladan got terribly embarrassed and Haldir and Boromir were found tied to the beds in separate bedrooms. The author thinks her sister and buddy Nellie might have something to do with this.
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Elladan did a few laps of the pool. As he was swimming, the elf suddenly felt a hand grab his ankle. Elladan tried to swim away but the hand was holding him down firmly, beginning to pull in down to the bottom of the pool. He started to panic, but the hand kept its grip upon the elf's ankle.
Elladan began to yell for help and flail around in the water. "Help me," he wailed. "It's pulling me down, I'm going to drown!!"
Arwen sighed. "Stand up you idiot, the water's only waist deep." She said.
Elladan stopped screaming and put his feet on the bottom of the pool. Hmm, so he wasn't drowning, so what, he could have! Despite the fact that the water was only up to his belly button.
Arwen rolled her eyes and continued her conversation with Emi-Lou and CF. All three girls laughed at the idiocy of the male elf that was looking even more embarrassed standing in waist high water.
There was no hand trying to pull him down anymore, Elladan looked around nervously. The only people in the pool he could see were, Hex and Glorfindel playing volleyball against Tegz and Mel, Elrond floating around in a big rubber ring, Charli-san, in her glittery swimmers and Gollum, who was sitting on the side in his yellow bikini paddling his feet in the water. Ainsley and Nellie were casually climbing out of the water, looking very innocent, not. Elladan however did not suspect that they might have done anything suspicious. As far as he knew, the pair of resident evildoers were inside, putting Haldir through merciless torture.
Suddenly more people came outside. Everyone assumed they had just arrived for they hadn't been at the party before. 'Hmm, fashionably late,' thought Lamoo.
Anya was looking splendid in court jester costume. It was red, purple and black and her hat and shoes had little bells on them. With Anya came Meg (Greenleaf, she may have been a distant relative of Legolas, or maybe they just had the same last name. :P) Meg was a black cat. She was in black fur and had ears and a groovy little tail. Her fingernails were really long and it looked like she itched to scratch someone with them. Coming in behind the duo came Stephanie. She was dressed to match Legolas, as a teapot. Her teapot was a pretty blue with little flowers on it and everyone thought it looked very groovy indeed. Then came Banx. Her costume was hidden beneath a long red cape (just like the one Haldir wore in TTT at helms deep. YES he did wear a cloak you numbskulls!) But maybe that was her costume, Lamoo didn't think so. She was sure Banx would do her best to surprise everyone and maybe do something to Haldir.
Lamoo and Aragorn along with Sam and the mermaid greeted the four cheerfully. Legolas, having escaped from the 'Legolas hugging game', handed each of them a drink. Stephanie giggled when Legolas's hand brushed hers as he handed her a plastic cup full of fizzy drink.
Anya was keeping a sharp eye on Merry, Pippin and Frodo. No one knew how she managed, there were three of them and she only had two eyes. Anyway, she managed and was now watching closely as Merry pushed Pippin into the pool, the latter still fully clothed. Annie thought Pippin was in trouble, so she ran over and jumped into the pool to save him. Pippin floundered to the surface and sent Merry an evil look. Then Anya 'saved' him. Most other people would call Anya's method of 'saving' Pippin, drowning Pippin. The hobbit spluttered and coughed as he was dragged under the water to the side of the pool.
Hex and Laura came over to help haul Pippin out of the pool while Anya climbed out herself. It was only then that Lamoo realised she was a hobbit, she only really reached Legolas's waist, but then again, that's not exactly a bad thing.
Mr Bean and Loki looked disgusted as they over heard what Lamoo whispered to Laura. Both giggled insanely then elf girl joined them. This was the elf girl who was dressed as a vampire, she arrived earlier. Her black cape had the groovy high collar thing and she was wearing Vampire teeth. She did have to spit them out into her hand to talk though.
All the girls at the party seemed to be gathering together leaving the boys to look nervously at them and hope that they weren't plotting anything too evil against them.
Mr Bean and Loki were still blobbing around together, sick and tired of all the girls drowning in drool as Legolas walked past in his teabag costume. Elladan had gotten out of the pool and was talking in hushed tones with Aragorn and his brother. Elrond was talking to Celeborn, in German for some reason. No one knew they could speak German. Not even Galadriel, and she was Celeborn's wife! Legolas was standing near Mr Bean, who was throwing loathing looks at him. The elf ignored Mr Bean's glares and chose to wander over and see what the girls were up to.
Lamoo shook her head and pushed Legolas away from the Girl's huddle. The elf sighed and decided to annoy Mr Bean, the latter definitely not very fond of elves.
"Hey dude," Legolas said.
Mr Bean glared at him and grunted.
"Oh that's friendly!" exclaimed Legolas in a sarcastic tone. Mr Bean glared some more so Legolas decided to see if Loki was nicer. Mel's muse was so Legolas found he could have quite intelligent conversations with Loki, providing they were talking about food.
Suddenly there was a crash from inside and a few seconds later Haldir and Boromir came staggering into the scene. Both were topless and a little deranged.
"Howdy Cheeseburgers!" Yelled Boromir.
Haldir grinned stupidly. Ainsley and Nellie came sidling out, looking guilty, fidgeting.
Banx giggled when Haldir skipped up to her, recognising his cloak. Haldir was topless at the moment, much to the disgust of most of the guys and even some of the girls. But not Ainsley or Banx. As Haldir staggered past, on a mission to the punch bowl, Ainsley and Banx tackled him to the ground. Ainsley snarled at Banx when the latter wrapped her arms around the elf. Haldir was oblivious to the fact that he was topless and wandering around at a party full of girls. Ainsley and Nellie had obviously put him and Boromir totally out of their minds, either that, or they'd found the stash of happy pills hidden in the bottom drawer.
Banx snarled back at the puny blonde who was other wise known as Aimoo, resident evildoer. Ainsley growled back and whacked Banx's hand so the latter yelped and released Haldir. Everyone was gathering around and chanting 'fight fight fight!' and Pippin was trying to sell the food that was laid out on the table. Not much point really, people were just supposed to help themselves to it.
Banx sent a swipe at Aimoo's head. Ainsley ducked and grabbed a cup of drink. She tossed into Banx's face and tried to hustle Haldir away. But Banx wiped off the accursed coke that was stinging her eyes with Haldir's magical red cloak and tackled Ainsley. Banx grabbed a handful of Ainsley's hair and Lamoo's sister yelped when Banx ended up with a fist full of her blonde hair.
Saturndragon sighed and glanced at Anelith and Holly. They both shrugged and decided to pull Ainsley and Banx apart. They were on the verge of killing each other. Haldir was sitting in the grass with a dumbfounded expression of his face. The happy pills and/or torture must've been beginning to wear off. He did appear a little pleased that he was being fought over though. Saturndragon yanked Ainsley off Banx and Holly held the red-cloaked killing machine down. Anelith went to look for a place to lock them up in until they calmed down. She decided that the bathroom would be fine for Banx and they could find a broom cupboard and push the lounge in front of it to keep Lamoo's sister contained.
Once the pair had been put somewhere where they couldn't make too much mess, the party continued. Aragorn had finished cooking the steaks and sausages, as well as some weird vegetarian stuff for Nellie, who was a vegetarian.
Everybody ate their fill and soon Ainsley and Banx were let back out again. Ainsley was still a bit jumpy, but that was normal and Banx was completely fine. She strode sensibly over to the food table and plonked a yummy steak on her plate. She grabbed some salad and sat down on the grass next to Cotume and Hex. Cotume was swiping the grass with her pirate sword with one hand while in the other she was holding her fork. She was munching on a mushroom, which Frodo was eyeing hungrily. Hex making a face from her food. A bit of tomato from the salad was a mouth and she cut a bit of her meat up to make two eyes. A mushroom made a nose and her food face had lettuce hair.
Tegz the magician had brought her stuff outside and was entertaining the hobbits. Anya had wormed her way in with the hobbits and was sitting between Frodo and Merry.
"And for my first trick," began Tegz, "I will pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
"Wow, so original," whispered Merry to Pippin. Pippin didn't get the sarcasm in Merry's voice so he agreed.
"I know, be quiet, I want to see what happens." replied Pippin.
Tegz pulled off her top hat and set in down on the table in front of her. She took a deep breath and thrust one hand inside the hat. With the other she waved her magic wand.
"Swiss cheese, apple sauce, chlorine, spoon!" Tegz chanted. Those were the magic words and Pippin applauded even though nothing had happened yet.
Tegz rummaged around in the bottom of her hat. She suddenly yelped and pulled her hand hurriedly out of the hat.
"What happened?" asked Anya.
Tegz scowled. "The rabbit bit me." She said crossly. "But I'll show that stupid rabbit!"
The hobbits all looked excited. Now Sam had joined them, as had a few other people.
"Cotume," Tegz called. "Can I borrow your sword?"
Cotume didn't object too much and handed Tegz her pirate sword. "Be careful with it," she said. "Johnny Depp actually touched it," she giggled. "So did Orlando, but that was after I dropped the sword on his foot. He did get a little pissed off at me, but Johnny thought it was funny,"
Tegz shrugged and gripped the hilt of the blade in one hand, and then she braced herself and stabbed the monster in her hat. There was a loud squeak and a miniature purple hippo with wings and horns came flying out yelling offensive things at Tegz in gibberish. The Magician stepped back quickly as the flying hippo charged at her brandishing a plastic spoon.
Legolas whacked the hippo with his tea-bag-string-thingo-with-the-little- bit-of-cardboard-on-the-end as it flew past and the little monster spun around a few times, getting dizzy. Then Mel grabbed a net that was one of the many random objects that were kept in Lamoo's school bag, which was sitting outside on the deck, and threw the net over the cranky hippo.
Anelith picked it up with Aragorn's tongs and threw it over the fence into the neighbours yard.
"That was weird," commented Elf Girl. Everyone else agreed.
"I have an idea," spoke up saturndragon, "let's play spin the bottle!"
Not everyone wanted to play, so those that didn't went inside to see what Legolas had by way of music.
The spin the bottle players gathered in the lounge room. Legolas, Aragorn and Boromir, who had recovered from his torture, moved the lounge and the coffee table out of the way so that everyone could sit in a big circle on the floor, just like preschool!
Lamoo was happy to supply the bottle; she brought one in from the kitchen. It was an old bottle that looked like it had once had whiskey in it, Aragorn's no doubt.
By now some of the guys were not looking too happy at the prospect of having to actually kiss one of the girls so the females at the party devised a plan. Nellie, Cotume, Holly and Emi-Lou disappeared for a time with Lamoo before reappearing some time later with bottles of alcohol.
"You're underage," warned Legolas, "You cant drink that stuff," he said.
Lamoo grinned, "But that doesn't mean you cant. We got it especially for you darlings." She said.
But what Legolas didn't know, was that the girls had a plan to get the boys so pissed they couldn't tell the difference between a ketchup bottle and Lamoo's belly button fluff. Only then would the girls be safe to completely smother the select few males with kisses and other 'ahem' things without objections.
Lamoo laughed rather evilly and sat down cross-legged on the carpet next to Ainsley and Banx. "Who wants to go first?" Lamoo asked those gathered.
A few hands shot up; one of those was Saturndragon's. "Ooh! Me me me me me me!" she squealed. Lamoo nodded and handed her the bottle. Saturndragon put it in the middle of the circle and spun it. It pointed to Boromir.
"Aww!" complained Saturndragon. Lamoo grinned and clicked her fingers and the bottle magically changed directions, pointing straight at one particular very hot blonde elf. Saturndragon grinned and crawled over to Legolas.
The elf sighed wearily and sat still while saturndragon attempted to make out with him. Lamoo however was keeping a sharp eye on the time and pulled Saturndragon back from 'her' elf when her kissing time was up.
"Ok, Legolas your turn," Lamoo said. The elf took his turn and groaned when the bottle landed on Frodo.
"Can you please snap your fingers and, make it point to someone FEMALE maybe?" asked the elf.
"Anyone in particular?" asked Lamoo with a sneaky smile.
Legolas shook his head. "Anyone but Frodo, well or Gimli for that matter, or Gandalf, actually none of the hobbits. And while you're at it, not Haldir or Boromir or Aragorn either,"
Lamoo sighed. "Picky, picky," she said. "Well, seeing as I have supreme control over what goes on here, I will make the bottle point to, um, how about me?"
"NO!" yelled Legolas.
Lamoo's lip trembled and she burst into tears. Nellie gave her a comforting hug while all the other fan girls sent disgusted glares Legolas's direction. Legolas sighed with exasperation. "Fine, if you'll stop blubbering," he said.
Lamoo perked up and grinned stupidly. She wriggled over to her favourite elf and puckered up. "Ok, kiss me!" she demanded. "NOW!" the elf didn't move so Lamoo grabbed his face and smooched him, which would have made every other male at the party puke, especially Mr Bean, who hated Legolas with a passion.
About ten minuted later, Lamoo had finished her kiss and had moved back over to her place in the circle, leaving Legolas looking rather sick and panting. The top part of his costume had also been partly removed, Lamoo was rather annoyed she couldn't get it completely off.
"My turn!" yelled Anya. She spun the bottle and giggled when it pointed to Frodo. Frodo didn't mind Anya too much so he was ok to give her a nice little kiss. And Anya didn't try to eat Frodo like Lamoo had, so Frodo did not object at all. Then Pippin took his turn and ended up kissing Merry.
The next few people to take their turns spinning to bottle were Smeagol, who ended up kissing Ainsley, Nellie, who ended up kissing, you got it, Legolas. The poor elf was now reduced to just sitting there while all these strange females tried to eat him. Next was Anelith, who got a kiss from both Frodo and Legolas. Her spin, the bottle had pointed between the two so Lamoo said she could kiss both. Then came Mel, who got a peck from Aragorn, Laura, who happily smooched by both Elrohir and Elladan.
By now the girls had succeeded in getting the guys quite drunk so when Aragorn kissed Gimli, he thought the dwarf was just a hairy maiden. Gimli was also thoroughly pissed so he didn't even notice. Now the circle was not much of a circle, it was more just a mass of people crowded around a whiskey bottle. Charli-san took a spin and kissed Aragorn, who was busy rambling on about different kinds of cheeses and general interest magazines.
Then Banx just licked Haldir, without spinning. Haldir would have had to have been the most drunk of all and was walking on the thin line between consciousness and blissful dark on his part. Still topless from his ordeal with Ainsley and Nellie, Haldir made an easy target.
About an hour later, everyone else, who was just really Mr Bean, CF, Meg Greenleaf and Stephanie, wandered into the lounge room looking to see where everyone was.
Meg was forced to step over the unconscious body of a drunk Elrond to get a good look at what had happened. It appeared that those that had not passed out from being too drunk had simply fallen asleep.
"You guys wanna do something then?" asked Meg. All the others shrugged and no one noticed when Mr Bean gave Legolas a kick in the head. The elf was snoozing on the floor, a puddle of drool growing on the carpet, muttering strange things about killer bumblebees, orange crayons and home made ashtrays in his sleep.
The foursome made their way into the kitchen and helped themselves to whatever food was left.
About an hour and a half later, many of the 'spin the bottle players' had woken, and those, like Haldir, with a splitting headache.
Lamoo staggered into the kitchen with Pippin behind her. "We're going to do some Karaoke now ok?" she said, still sounding sleepy. Pippin nodded and dragged CF out into the lounge room. Elrond, Loki, Laura and a few other people had to be moved into the bedrooms because they were still out cold and would simply be in the way if people were planning on dancing and mucking around.
Saturndragon was back at her DJ post and was picking out some CD with the help of Legolas and Mr Bean, who were arguing about Meatloaf.
"You're a vegetarian right?" asked Mr Bean.
Legolas shook his head. "No, but apparently my human, erm, 'counterpart' Orlando is. So? What's the point?" the elf replied.
"Vegetarians cannot like meatloaf," Mr Bean said resolutely.
Legolas groaned. "I'm not vegetarian, and this is the band we're talking about you idiot!"
Mr Bean frowned. "You are brought to life on the screen by Orlando Bloom and all unanswered questions about you shall be referred to him,"
The elf rolled his eyes. "I have never met this Orlando guy, and this question is not unanswered! I just answered it!" Legolas informed Mr Bean.
"Well you cant like meatloaf," Mr Bean said. "It's mine," then Mr Bean laughed evilly causing everyone to throw him scared looks. Except Lamoo, she just looked like she thought Mr Bean was insane.
"Erm, guys?" asked Saturndragon.
"What?" Mr Bean and Legolas chorused together.
Saturndragon cleared her throat and fidgeted with the tail of her Pikachu costume. "Just give me the cd, I'm going to play it anyway."
Mr Bean irritably handed the DJ the CD.
"Hey Ryan," Lamoo called. "Do some Karaoke, you're the lucky first."
Legolas stood by looking smug while Mr Bean was forced the stand on the little stage Aragorn had rigged up and sing.
"What are you going to sing?" asked Hex watching Mr Bean intently.
Mr Bean shrugged. "I'm not singing," he said firmly.
"Oh yes you are," replied Lamoo who was standing next to Legolas, leaning on him. "If you don't I'll set my sister on you, maybe your brother too."
"You can't do that!" exclaimed Mr Bean. "You don't even know my brother!"
Lamoo nodded. "I know, but I have the supreme power over this fanfiction and I can make him appear if I want to."
Mr Bean sighed in defeat. "Fine, have it your way, just don't let the little monster come."
Lamoo nodded. "Ok, done." She said. "What are you going to sing?"
"How about a Beatles song?" suggested Tegz. "I am the walrus maybe?"
"Yes, good idea Tegz." Lamoo replied. "Now SING!" she ordered.
Saturndragon found the CD with the karaoke music on it and put it on. Charli-san flicked the lights off and a spotlight pointed at Mr Bean. He gulped nervously. All the fan girls were getting impatient. Legolas rolled his eyes and came up onto the stage.
"Move," he said shoving Mr Bean to the side. Mr Bean scowled and threw the microphone at the elf's head.
"Yay! Leggie's going to sing!" screamed the fan girls in delight.
Legolas flashed a perfect white-toothed smile and nodded to Saturndragon to start the music again. She did and Legolas began to sing. None of the girls cared if he could sing or not, the point was he was up on stage with a spotlight in his face. All the girls, well, most of them, were drowning in drool.
Haldir suddenly felt he should give Legolas a hand with his song and barged his way through the crowds of fan girls to get up to the stage (which was really only the dining table with a sheet over it) Saturndragon passed Haldir a spare microphone and the elf strode over to Legolas, who was in the middle bit of the song 'I am the Walrus' with the bit about the egg man.
"I am the egg man, I am the Walrus!"
Then Haldir took over and he and Legolas took turns singing bits from the song.
When they'd finished singing, Saturndragon put on some different music and told everyone to get up and dance.
Most of the girls rushed towards Legolas but Lamoo appeared first.
"I get to dance with the elf first," she said. "You all can have a go later,"
All the girls said they didn't mind. Anelith went off to dance with Frodo, Laura danced with Elrohir. At least she thought it was Elrohir, he and his brother were twins after all. Nellie was partying with the other twin, Elladan; she knew Lamoo would give her a chance to do something with Legolas in a future chapter.
Anya had run over to Pippin and Merry. Anelith was busy with Frodo so Anya decided Merry would be a good dance partner. Nellie got to dance with Aragorn, although it was not a particularly enjoyable experience, the ranger kept treading on her feet. Ainsley and Banx were taking turns to dance with Haldir, both girls quite good chums now.
Loki walked over to Hex slowly and asked her to dance. Hex said she'd love to so they did, after Hex made Loki put down his sword. Mel had gotten stuck with Elrond and he was trying to make her waltz to very loud party music.
Mr Bean didn't want to be left out so he was partnered with Arwen, only realising then how tall she was. Galadriel danced with Celeborn, which was to be expected, they were married after all.
After the song was finished, everyone changed partners, Legolas very glad to be rid of Lamoo. Holly came over and she and the teabag danced.
Cotume managed to get a dance with Legolas too, after Holly had finished with him.
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TBC
AN/ that was all right wasn't it? Please let me know if you were supposed to be coming to the party and I didn't mention you in that chapter. There are kind of a lot of people so I might not have remembered everyone.
Review please! Reviews make me very happy! And if I'm happy, I write more.
Bye Until next chapter Love Lamoo
Ok, this chapter is very special. We've broken the 200 review mark! Whoo hoo! Thankyou everyone who's reviewed in the past, with out you guys, this fic wouldn't have ever gotten past the first chapter.
Meg (Greenleaf): hope I manage to make your costume look like you think it should in this chapter. Happy to introduce you into the story. Enjoy!
Elf girl: yes, poor poor elves. I felt really sorry for them as I was writing those bits, but hey, the more trouble I make then the funnier it is to read. Elf girl? Oki doki, vampire. I can do that! Oh yes, your buddy Gloriollass is wrong, you are so not a pervert. Leggsie doesn't mind us all dreaming about him with no shirt on. *Drool* hehe. Good kitty. *Tosses elf girl a catnip thingo. *
Legolas stalker: you liked your hug? Aww, that's good. Sorry I left you hanging for a while, this one took longer to write than id've liked. Yes, Leggie likes your legs, wish he'd like mine, but he's just rather scared of me. Oh yes, you get some lovely Elrohir and Elladan goodyness in this chappie. And POTC, arg! So frustrated! Oh well, it'll be worth it. Wont it? And your Mary sueish dreams, *shudder* sounds like, erm fun. Wahh! I wanna go trick or treating! Not allowed to dress up like a complete idiot normally. Poo, oh well. Enjoy this chappie.
Marissa03: what do I have up my sleave? Hmm, lots of stuff, old bits of gum, tissues, pencil shavings. Hehe. Sorry I couldn't get you into the Legolas hug line, I'll give you a cameo appearance later. Party's nearly over so I need to find some good ideas for then. Glad you like this so far, more funnies, hopefully.
Paladin Dragoon: hope I got Loki down ok here. 3 modes? Sounds like me, except I'm usually idiot mode, bigger idiot mode and maybe not so idiotic mode. Hehe. Oh, Loki, you're welcome, Dr Pepper was my pleasure.
Saturndragon: yes, Leggie hugging! How fun! Your spin the bottle is in this chapter. hehe, hope you enjoy it. I know you will. Hehe. And poor Gimli, he needed a hug, thankyou for obliging. Yes, here is the next chappie! Have a laugh at it why don't you, enjoy!
Tegz: yay, another review from the crazy magician. Sorry about all the weird little letters hiding all the words and stuff, this chappie should be back to normal. What? Not obsessed with our darling elf? Oh well, you get to do your magic tricks in this chappie, and there will be Beatles music there too.
Slg aka Stephanie: your appearance in this chapter! Teapot! *Waves magic wand* there you go. *Grins stupidly* hope you enjoy this chappie. Thanks for the review.
Aelimir: party party party! I thought I said what Gimli's costume was in the last chappie, hmm; maybe that's just me. Anyway, he was Legolas. aww, how cute. ahem, not.
Banx: sure, lick Haldir? If you like, you can do more than that if you like. Hehe might have to fight my sister for the elf though. Matrix! Happy funness! And yes, I do live in the weird wonked world down under (sorry, but it irks me when people say that.) is POTC really as good as everyone says it is? Hmm, hope it's worth the wait. Oh yea, have you guys in Canada seen Ned Kelly? Orlando is SOOOOOOOOOO hot in that. *drool* but he dies. bugger. Hope the silly symbols aren't hiding the words, ff.net stuffed something and it SHOULD be fixed so that it's ok now.
Achoo: you're late? Oh well, you still reviewed, and that's makes Lamoo happy. Hopefully you should be able to read this chappie before I finish the next one. And no, Gimli is not boogas and earwax, but that would have been a great idea. Hehe. And Gimli's rock eating, need to remind self to include more of that later. Alrighty then, enjoy this chappie.
A million thankyous guys!
Disclaimer: Lamoo is digging around under her bed. She giggles when she finds what she's looking for. She sits on her bedroom floor with a shoebox in her lap. Giggles some more. Lamoo pries open the lid, not that it required much effort, and pulls out a sparkly magic wand. She rises to her feet and walks over to the large poster of Legolas on her wardrobe door. She waves the wand and the picture of Leggie comes to life and jumps off the paper.
"Hello," says Lamoo. The elf frowns and looks around Lamoo's lime green bedroom a bit disorientated. Lamoo suddenly loses her temper. "WHY CANT I SEE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN UNTIL SEPTEMBER???!!!" she bellows. Legolas jumps back and shrugs. Lamoo bursts into tears but then grins once she's calmed down a bit and Legolas has sat her down calmly on the bed and is giving her a hug. "At least you and all of middle earth are mine," she says happily.
"But they're not," Legolas helpfully points out.
"Damn," says Lamoo
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Previously in TF&TEND, The party began, the guests arrived, Elladan got terribly embarrassed and Haldir and Boromir were found tied to the beds in separate bedrooms. The author thinks her sister and buddy Nellie might have something to do with this.
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Elladan did a few laps of the pool. As he was swimming, the elf suddenly felt a hand grab his ankle. Elladan tried to swim away but the hand was holding him down firmly, beginning to pull in down to the bottom of the pool. He started to panic, but the hand kept its grip upon the elf's ankle.
Elladan began to yell for help and flail around in the water. "Help me," he wailed. "It's pulling me down, I'm going to drown!!"
Arwen sighed. "Stand up you idiot, the water's only waist deep." She said.
Elladan stopped screaming and put his feet on the bottom of the pool. Hmm, so he wasn't drowning, so what, he could have! Despite the fact that the water was only up to his belly button.
Arwen rolled her eyes and continued her conversation with Emi-Lou and CF. All three girls laughed at the idiocy of the male elf that was looking even more embarrassed standing in waist high water.
There was no hand trying to pull him down anymore, Elladan looked around nervously. The only people in the pool he could see were, Hex and Glorfindel playing volleyball against Tegz and Mel, Elrond floating around in a big rubber ring, Charli-san, in her glittery swimmers and Gollum, who was sitting on the side in his yellow bikini paddling his feet in the water. Ainsley and Nellie were casually climbing out of the water, looking very innocent, not. Elladan however did not suspect that they might have done anything suspicious. As far as he knew, the pair of resident evildoers were inside, putting Haldir through merciless torture.
Suddenly more people came outside. Everyone assumed they had just arrived for they hadn't been at the party before. 'Hmm, fashionably late,' thought Lamoo.
Anya was looking splendid in court jester costume. It was red, purple and black and her hat and shoes had little bells on them. With Anya came Meg (Greenleaf, she may have been a distant relative of Legolas, or maybe they just had the same last name. :P) Meg was a black cat. She was in black fur and had ears and a groovy little tail. Her fingernails were really long and it looked like she itched to scratch someone with them. Coming in behind the duo came Stephanie. She was dressed to match Legolas, as a teapot. Her teapot was a pretty blue with little flowers on it and everyone thought it looked very groovy indeed. Then came Banx. Her costume was hidden beneath a long red cape (just like the one Haldir wore in TTT at helms deep. YES he did wear a cloak you numbskulls!) But maybe that was her costume, Lamoo didn't think so. She was sure Banx would do her best to surprise everyone and maybe do something to Haldir.
Lamoo and Aragorn along with Sam and the mermaid greeted the four cheerfully. Legolas, having escaped from the 'Legolas hugging game', handed each of them a drink. Stephanie giggled when Legolas's hand brushed hers as he handed her a plastic cup full of fizzy drink.
Anya was keeping a sharp eye on Merry, Pippin and Frodo. No one knew how she managed, there were three of them and she only had two eyes. Anyway, she managed and was now watching closely as Merry pushed Pippin into the pool, the latter still fully clothed. Annie thought Pippin was in trouble, so she ran over and jumped into the pool to save him. Pippin floundered to the surface and sent Merry an evil look. Then Anya 'saved' him. Most other people would call Anya's method of 'saving' Pippin, drowning Pippin. The hobbit spluttered and coughed as he was dragged under the water to the side of the pool.
Hex and Laura came over to help haul Pippin out of the pool while Anya climbed out herself. It was only then that Lamoo realised she was a hobbit, she only really reached Legolas's waist, but then again, that's not exactly a bad thing.
Mr Bean and Loki looked disgusted as they over heard what Lamoo whispered to Laura. Both giggled insanely then elf girl joined them. This was the elf girl who was dressed as a vampire, she arrived earlier. Her black cape had the groovy high collar thing and she was wearing Vampire teeth. She did have to spit them out into her hand to talk though.
All the girls at the party seemed to be gathering together leaving the boys to look nervously at them and hope that they weren't plotting anything too evil against them.
Mr Bean and Loki were still blobbing around together, sick and tired of all the girls drowning in drool as Legolas walked past in his teabag costume. Elladan had gotten out of the pool and was talking in hushed tones with Aragorn and his brother. Elrond was talking to Celeborn, in German for some reason. No one knew they could speak German. Not even Galadriel, and she was Celeborn's wife! Legolas was standing near Mr Bean, who was throwing loathing looks at him. The elf ignored Mr Bean's glares and chose to wander over and see what the girls were up to.
Lamoo shook her head and pushed Legolas away from the Girl's huddle. The elf sighed and decided to annoy Mr Bean, the latter definitely not very fond of elves.
"Hey dude," Legolas said.
Mr Bean glared at him and grunted.
"Oh that's friendly!" exclaimed Legolas in a sarcastic tone. Mr Bean glared some more so Legolas decided to see if Loki was nicer. Mel's muse was so Legolas found he could have quite intelligent conversations with Loki, providing they were talking about food.
Suddenly there was a crash from inside and a few seconds later Haldir and Boromir came staggering into the scene. Both were topless and a little deranged.
"Howdy Cheeseburgers!" Yelled Boromir.
Haldir grinned stupidly. Ainsley and Nellie came sidling out, looking guilty, fidgeting.
Banx giggled when Haldir skipped up to her, recognising his cloak. Haldir was topless at the moment, much to the disgust of most of the guys and even some of the girls. But not Ainsley or Banx. As Haldir staggered past, on a mission to the punch bowl, Ainsley and Banx tackled him to the ground. Ainsley snarled at Banx when the latter wrapped her arms around the elf. Haldir was oblivious to the fact that he was topless and wandering around at a party full of girls. Ainsley and Nellie had obviously put him and Boromir totally out of their minds, either that, or they'd found the stash of happy pills hidden in the bottom drawer.
Banx snarled back at the puny blonde who was other wise known as Aimoo, resident evildoer. Ainsley growled back and whacked Banx's hand so the latter yelped and released Haldir. Everyone was gathering around and chanting 'fight fight fight!' and Pippin was trying to sell the food that was laid out on the table. Not much point really, people were just supposed to help themselves to it.
Banx sent a swipe at Aimoo's head. Ainsley ducked and grabbed a cup of drink. She tossed into Banx's face and tried to hustle Haldir away. But Banx wiped off the accursed coke that was stinging her eyes with Haldir's magical red cloak and tackled Ainsley. Banx grabbed a handful of Ainsley's hair and Lamoo's sister yelped when Banx ended up with a fist full of her blonde hair.
Saturndragon sighed and glanced at Anelith and Holly. They both shrugged and decided to pull Ainsley and Banx apart. They were on the verge of killing each other. Haldir was sitting in the grass with a dumbfounded expression of his face. The happy pills and/or torture must've been beginning to wear off. He did appear a little pleased that he was being fought over though. Saturndragon yanked Ainsley off Banx and Holly held the red-cloaked killing machine down. Anelith went to look for a place to lock them up in until they calmed down. She decided that the bathroom would be fine for Banx and they could find a broom cupboard and push the lounge in front of it to keep Lamoo's sister contained.
Once the pair had been put somewhere where they couldn't make too much mess, the party continued. Aragorn had finished cooking the steaks and sausages, as well as some weird vegetarian stuff for Nellie, who was a vegetarian.
Everybody ate their fill and soon Ainsley and Banx were let back out again. Ainsley was still a bit jumpy, but that was normal and Banx was completely fine. She strode sensibly over to the food table and plonked a yummy steak on her plate. She grabbed some salad and sat down on the grass next to Cotume and Hex. Cotume was swiping the grass with her pirate sword with one hand while in the other she was holding her fork. She was munching on a mushroom, which Frodo was eyeing hungrily. Hex making a face from her food. A bit of tomato from the salad was a mouth and she cut a bit of her meat up to make two eyes. A mushroom made a nose and her food face had lettuce hair.
Tegz the magician had brought her stuff outside and was entertaining the hobbits. Anya had wormed her way in with the hobbits and was sitting between Frodo and Merry.
"And for my first trick," began Tegz, "I will pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
"Wow, so original," whispered Merry to Pippin. Pippin didn't get the sarcasm in Merry's voice so he agreed.
"I know, be quiet, I want to see what happens." replied Pippin.
Tegz pulled off her top hat and set in down on the table in front of her. She took a deep breath and thrust one hand inside the hat. With the other she waved her magic wand.
"Swiss cheese, apple sauce, chlorine, spoon!" Tegz chanted. Those were the magic words and Pippin applauded even though nothing had happened yet.
Tegz rummaged around in the bottom of her hat. She suddenly yelped and pulled her hand hurriedly out of the hat.
"What happened?" asked Anya.
Tegz scowled. "The rabbit bit me." She said crossly. "But I'll show that stupid rabbit!"
The hobbits all looked excited. Now Sam had joined them, as had a few other people.
"Cotume," Tegz called. "Can I borrow your sword?"
Cotume didn't object too much and handed Tegz her pirate sword. "Be careful with it," she said. "Johnny Depp actually touched it," she giggled. "So did Orlando, but that was after I dropped the sword on his foot. He did get a little pissed off at me, but Johnny thought it was funny,"
Tegz shrugged and gripped the hilt of the blade in one hand, and then she braced herself and stabbed the monster in her hat. There was a loud squeak and a miniature purple hippo with wings and horns came flying out yelling offensive things at Tegz in gibberish. The Magician stepped back quickly as the flying hippo charged at her brandishing a plastic spoon.
Legolas whacked the hippo with his tea-bag-string-thingo-with-the-little- bit-of-cardboard-on-the-end as it flew past and the little monster spun around a few times, getting dizzy. Then Mel grabbed a net that was one of the many random objects that were kept in Lamoo's school bag, which was sitting outside on the deck, and threw the net over the cranky hippo.
Anelith picked it up with Aragorn's tongs and threw it over the fence into the neighbours yard.
"That was weird," commented Elf Girl. Everyone else agreed.
"I have an idea," spoke up saturndragon, "let's play spin the bottle!"
Not everyone wanted to play, so those that didn't went inside to see what Legolas had by way of music.
The spin the bottle players gathered in the lounge room. Legolas, Aragorn and Boromir, who had recovered from his torture, moved the lounge and the coffee table out of the way so that everyone could sit in a big circle on the floor, just like preschool!
Lamoo was happy to supply the bottle; she brought one in from the kitchen. It was an old bottle that looked like it had once had whiskey in it, Aragorn's no doubt.
By now some of the guys were not looking too happy at the prospect of having to actually kiss one of the girls so the females at the party devised a plan. Nellie, Cotume, Holly and Emi-Lou disappeared for a time with Lamoo before reappearing some time later with bottles of alcohol.
"You're underage," warned Legolas, "You cant drink that stuff," he said.
Lamoo grinned, "But that doesn't mean you cant. We got it especially for you darlings." She said.
But what Legolas didn't know, was that the girls had a plan to get the boys so pissed they couldn't tell the difference between a ketchup bottle and Lamoo's belly button fluff. Only then would the girls be safe to completely smother the select few males with kisses and other 'ahem' things without objections.
Lamoo laughed rather evilly and sat down cross-legged on the carpet next to Ainsley and Banx. "Who wants to go first?" Lamoo asked those gathered.
A few hands shot up; one of those was Saturndragon's. "Ooh! Me me me me me me!" she squealed. Lamoo nodded and handed her the bottle. Saturndragon put it in the middle of the circle and spun it. It pointed to Boromir.
"Aww!" complained Saturndragon. Lamoo grinned and clicked her fingers and the bottle magically changed directions, pointing straight at one particular very hot blonde elf. Saturndragon grinned and crawled over to Legolas.
The elf sighed wearily and sat still while saturndragon attempted to make out with him. Lamoo however was keeping a sharp eye on the time and pulled Saturndragon back from 'her' elf when her kissing time was up.
"Ok, Legolas your turn," Lamoo said. The elf took his turn and groaned when the bottle landed on Frodo.
"Can you please snap your fingers and, make it point to someone FEMALE maybe?" asked the elf.
"Anyone in particular?" asked Lamoo with a sneaky smile.
Legolas shook his head. "Anyone but Frodo, well or Gimli for that matter, or Gandalf, actually none of the hobbits. And while you're at it, not Haldir or Boromir or Aragorn either,"
Lamoo sighed. "Picky, picky," she said. "Well, seeing as I have supreme control over what goes on here, I will make the bottle point to, um, how about me?"
"NO!" yelled Legolas.
Lamoo's lip trembled and she burst into tears. Nellie gave her a comforting hug while all the other fan girls sent disgusted glares Legolas's direction. Legolas sighed with exasperation. "Fine, if you'll stop blubbering," he said.
Lamoo perked up and grinned stupidly. She wriggled over to her favourite elf and puckered up. "Ok, kiss me!" she demanded. "NOW!" the elf didn't move so Lamoo grabbed his face and smooched him, which would have made every other male at the party puke, especially Mr Bean, who hated Legolas with a passion.
About ten minuted later, Lamoo had finished her kiss and had moved back over to her place in the circle, leaving Legolas looking rather sick and panting. The top part of his costume had also been partly removed, Lamoo was rather annoyed she couldn't get it completely off.
"My turn!" yelled Anya. She spun the bottle and giggled when it pointed to Frodo. Frodo didn't mind Anya too much so he was ok to give her a nice little kiss. And Anya didn't try to eat Frodo like Lamoo had, so Frodo did not object at all. Then Pippin took his turn and ended up kissing Merry.
The next few people to take their turns spinning to bottle were Smeagol, who ended up kissing Ainsley, Nellie, who ended up kissing, you got it, Legolas. The poor elf was now reduced to just sitting there while all these strange females tried to eat him. Next was Anelith, who got a kiss from both Frodo and Legolas. Her spin, the bottle had pointed between the two so Lamoo said she could kiss both. Then came Mel, who got a peck from Aragorn, Laura, who happily smooched by both Elrohir and Elladan.
By now the girls had succeeded in getting the guys quite drunk so when Aragorn kissed Gimli, he thought the dwarf was just a hairy maiden. Gimli was also thoroughly pissed so he didn't even notice. Now the circle was not much of a circle, it was more just a mass of people crowded around a whiskey bottle. Charli-san took a spin and kissed Aragorn, who was busy rambling on about different kinds of cheeses and general interest magazines.
Then Banx just licked Haldir, without spinning. Haldir would have had to have been the most drunk of all and was walking on the thin line between consciousness and blissful dark on his part. Still topless from his ordeal with Ainsley and Nellie, Haldir made an easy target.
About an hour later, everyone else, who was just really Mr Bean, CF, Meg Greenleaf and Stephanie, wandered into the lounge room looking to see where everyone was.
Meg was forced to step over the unconscious body of a drunk Elrond to get a good look at what had happened. It appeared that those that had not passed out from being too drunk had simply fallen asleep.
"You guys wanna do something then?" asked Meg. All the others shrugged and no one noticed when Mr Bean gave Legolas a kick in the head. The elf was snoozing on the floor, a puddle of drool growing on the carpet, muttering strange things about killer bumblebees, orange crayons and home made ashtrays in his sleep.
The foursome made their way into the kitchen and helped themselves to whatever food was left.
About an hour and a half later, many of the 'spin the bottle players' had woken, and those, like Haldir, with a splitting headache.
Lamoo staggered into the kitchen with Pippin behind her. "We're going to do some Karaoke now ok?" she said, still sounding sleepy. Pippin nodded and dragged CF out into the lounge room. Elrond, Loki, Laura and a few other people had to be moved into the bedrooms because they were still out cold and would simply be in the way if people were planning on dancing and mucking around.
Saturndragon was back at her DJ post and was picking out some CD with the help of Legolas and Mr Bean, who were arguing about Meatloaf.
"You're a vegetarian right?" asked Mr Bean.
Legolas shook his head. "No, but apparently my human, erm, 'counterpart' Orlando is. So? What's the point?" the elf replied.
"Vegetarians cannot like meatloaf," Mr Bean said resolutely.
Legolas groaned. "I'm not vegetarian, and this is the band we're talking about you idiot!"
Mr Bean frowned. "You are brought to life on the screen by Orlando Bloom and all unanswered questions about you shall be referred to him,"
The elf rolled his eyes. "I have never met this Orlando guy, and this question is not unanswered! I just answered it!" Legolas informed Mr Bean.
"Well you cant like meatloaf," Mr Bean said. "It's mine," then Mr Bean laughed evilly causing everyone to throw him scared looks. Except Lamoo, she just looked like she thought Mr Bean was insane.
"Erm, guys?" asked Saturndragon.
"What?" Mr Bean and Legolas chorused together.
Saturndragon cleared her throat and fidgeted with the tail of her Pikachu costume. "Just give me the cd, I'm going to play it anyway."
Mr Bean irritably handed the DJ the CD.
"Hey Ryan," Lamoo called. "Do some Karaoke, you're the lucky first."
Legolas stood by looking smug while Mr Bean was forced the stand on the little stage Aragorn had rigged up and sing.
"What are you going to sing?" asked Hex watching Mr Bean intently.
Mr Bean shrugged. "I'm not singing," he said firmly.
"Oh yes you are," replied Lamoo who was standing next to Legolas, leaning on him. "If you don't I'll set my sister on you, maybe your brother too."
"You can't do that!" exclaimed Mr Bean. "You don't even know my brother!"
Lamoo nodded. "I know, but I have the supreme power over this fanfiction and I can make him appear if I want to."
Mr Bean sighed in defeat. "Fine, have it your way, just don't let the little monster come."
Lamoo nodded. "Ok, done." She said. "What are you going to sing?"
"How about a Beatles song?" suggested Tegz. "I am the walrus maybe?"
"Yes, good idea Tegz." Lamoo replied. "Now SING!" she ordered.
Saturndragon found the CD with the karaoke music on it and put it on. Charli-san flicked the lights off and a spotlight pointed at Mr Bean. He gulped nervously. All the fan girls were getting impatient. Legolas rolled his eyes and came up onto the stage.
"Move," he said shoving Mr Bean to the side. Mr Bean scowled and threw the microphone at the elf's head.
"Yay! Leggie's going to sing!" screamed the fan girls in delight.
Legolas flashed a perfect white-toothed smile and nodded to Saturndragon to start the music again. She did and Legolas began to sing. None of the girls cared if he could sing or not, the point was he was up on stage with a spotlight in his face. All the girls, well, most of them, were drowning in drool.
Haldir suddenly felt he should give Legolas a hand with his song and barged his way through the crowds of fan girls to get up to the stage (which was really only the dining table with a sheet over it) Saturndragon passed Haldir a spare microphone and the elf strode over to Legolas, who was in the middle bit of the song 'I am the Walrus' with the bit about the egg man.
"I am the egg man, I am the Walrus!"
Then Haldir took over and he and Legolas took turns singing bits from the song.
When they'd finished singing, Saturndragon put on some different music and told everyone to get up and dance.
Most of the girls rushed towards Legolas but Lamoo appeared first.
"I get to dance with the elf first," she said. "You all can have a go later,"
All the girls said they didn't mind. Anelith went off to dance with Frodo, Laura danced with Elrohir. At least she thought it was Elrohir, he and his brother were twins after all. Nellie was partying with the other twin, Elladan; she knew Lamoo would give her a chance to do something with Legolas in a future chapter.
Anya had run over to Pippin and Merry. Anelith was busy with Frodo so Anya decided Merry would be a good dance partner. Nellie got to dance with Aragorn, although it was not a particularly enjoyable experience, the ranger kept treading on her feet. Ainsley and Banx were taking turns to dance with Haldir, both girls quite good chums now.
Loki walked over to Hex slowly and asked her to dance. Hex said she'd love to so they did, after Hex made Loki put down his sword. Mel had gotten stuck with Elrond and he was trying to make her waltz to very loud party music.
Mr Bean didn't want to be left out so he was partnered with Arwen, only realising then how tall she was. Galadriel danced with Celeborn, which was to be expected, they were married after all.
After the song was finished, everyone changed partners, Legolas very glad to be rid of Lamoo. Holly came over and she and the teabag danced.
Cotume managed to get a dance with Legolas too, after Holly had finished with him.
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TBC
AN/ that was all right wasn't it? Please let me know if you were supposed to be coming to the party and I didn't mention you in that chapter. There are kind of a lot of people so I might not have remembered everyone.
Review please! Reviews make me very happy! And if I'm happy, I write more.
Bye Until next chapter Love Lamoo
