The good girl 4 - It starts
Kaimoogoldfish- perfectly possible, I am assuming that you are talking about the chair thing. Even in the real world two people can fit in a chair sideways together,
not to mention it is the HP universe so anything could happen. If you are talking about the sudden change in attitude, yeah, it's possible. That's all I'm saying.
"Aww man is my neck stiff? Hey Ron, can I help you?" Hermione looked bleary eyed at her other friend. "Harry stop poking me." She swatted a hand at the offending protrusion. Her eyes went wide as she realized what she was swatting.
"Hey stop that!" Ron's eyes went wider than Hermione's. She regained her composure and went for the kill. She scooted back against Harry and snuggled.
"Harry always has morning wood, he may need some help relieving his problem. Would you be interested Ron?" She ran her hand behind her and caressed Harry's side.
"I think you are doing a fine job." Ron turned to stalk off. Hermione stood up from the chair and adjusted herself causing Ron to turn and look.
"Some how I doubt it, I'm really not Harry's type." She gave Ron a knowing look over her shoulder and flipped her hair as she walked up to her room. 'I have
homework to do. No matter what I change about the rest of me, I am not going to loose my standing as the best student in this school. I have worked too hard for
that, and I did it for me. Not for anyone else.' Hermione sat down at her desk and began working. It was pretty normal for Hermione to miss meals due to the fact
that she was reading and doing work but Harry and Ron would never let her miss dinner. They would always come and get her before she starved. She just hoped
that the past night didn't change that fact.
Hermione was still in her candyland t-shirt and staring at her work when a very happy Harry and Ron walked in. She looked up at them.
"Oh shit, I'm never going to be included in anything ever again am I?" They both looked at her mischievously and ran toward her. They grabbed Hermione and threw her on the bed and dog piled on top. They were all laughing and screaming and rolling around on the bed when they heard the door open. They looked up from the jumble of arms and legs they were in, at the dark figure standing in the door.
"Well I guess Magonagall owes me that galleon." Hermione could see that he was fuming under his cool exterior.
"Would you like to join us Professor." Hermione purred in a voice that even she didn't know she had. His eyes went wide for a second before he composed himself.
"I prefer the company of women, not imbeciles. There is a meeting in the headmasters office. We will begin immediately, with or with out you." He turned and left.
They looked at each other and burst into screams of laughter. They rolled off of the bed onto the floor and Hermione went to get dressed. She threw on a little
plaid skirt, much to short to be part of her school uniform and slid her sock feet into a pair of combat boots. She grabbed a clip off the table twisted her hair up and
clipped it. She shoved her wand into the waist of her skirt and grabbed Harry and Ron's hands while she dashed out the door to go to the meeting.
"Alright, so it's the usual scenario, old moldy Voldy has another plan to get at Harry, something involving some evil ancient magic, blah, blah, blah and we have to stop him. This is really getting to be old hat." Everyone, and I do mean everyone, was staring at Hermione as if she had just gone crazy. Even Harry with his new information on Hermione's attitude didn't help the fact that he was absolutely stunned at the way she was handling this. "I'm sorry everyone, but it seems like we just keep doing this every year. Why don't we come up with a pre-emptive strike of sorts and get it over with. I really don't want to have to think about NEWTS and saving the world. I realize that it isn't totally on me or anything. I also realize that I don't always play that major of a role. Merlin knows I spent the majority of my second year in the hospital wing. It just seems like we keep waiting for him to come to us why don't we just end this and get it over with."
"You insolent girl! Do you really think it is that simple, just decide to do it and then do it. Don't you think we have been thinking about this the whole time, trying to find a way to defeat him and get it over with?"
"Have we?" This from Dumbledore who looked sincerely puzzled. "It seems to me that Ms. Granger is right. We haven't started to form any kind of offensive strategy, only defense. When was the last, or first time that we opted to attack him instead of the other way around. Severus you are doing us a great service by spying, but the truth is, that's about as far as we have gone into attacking him." On that note the entire meeting turned around, everyone seemed to be getting excited at the prospect of actually doing something. All except Snape who sat in the back pouting after being embarrassed by that chit of a girl, until Albus began pairing up partners. "Hermione I want you and Professor Snape to work together on a potion. Harry, you and Madame hooch are going to work on some flying maneuvers, Ron you and I are going to work together on strategies." Snape tuned him out. He was obviously pairing everyone up with a teacher. At least he got the Granger girl, she was competent, of course her new changes were a little, disconcerting. 'What is she wearing? Do those shoes have skulls on the laces? And that skirt is far too short. Why hasn't anyone said anything to her. Well She will definitely not be working in my lab dressed like that! I'll see to that. Although that top isn't bad. I wonder what Candyland is? I didn't realize she had a body under all those robes. Oh yeah, that's what those robes are for. She has the most perfect breasts..."
"Knut for your thoughts Professor." She had caught him staring at her chest.
"Just wondering if this is what's breast, I mean best for the magic world." He blushed slightly and little twitters could be heard from the group. "When you have finished making your little plans for your own demise, please inform me by owl. I'll be in the dungeons." With that he stormed out the door and walked down the revolving stairs.
"Well the life of the party left what are we suppose to do now?" Everyone stared at Hermione for a second before they bust out laughing against their better
judgement. Snape heard the laughter at the end of the hall and quickly deducted 50 points from a gryffindor for breathing wrong.
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A/N: I'm beginning to think that we, the writers are reading to much. I feel like everything I right I have read. It's a little hard to try to come up with something semi-original. I know that technically we are already one foot in the grave on this subject considering we are using JK's story, but I mean the fan-fic's. We seem to copy style, words and phrases everything. I should probably stop reading and try to do some original work but I think I'm addicted. I have to have that S/H fix almost daily. Ah well, such is life.
