"Hello and welcome back to I'm a SeeD get me out of here! Today me and Chris are going to have a chat with the seven contestants before they are dumped in the jungle!"

"Yeah, that's right! So come on, lets go and listen to our first contestant…"

The Interview

Chris: Hey Squall!

Squall: Um….hi.

Kara: How are you feeling today?

Squall: Alright…I guess.

Chris: Well, are you looking forward to being in the Australian jungle?

Squall: ……no.

Kara: Okaaay, moving swiftly onwards to contestant number two.

Chris: Zell, how's it going?

Zell: I'm feeling pretty damn good! But I have one worry.

Chris: What's that?

Zell: Will there be any hotdogs there?

Kara: No.

Zell: None?

Chris: None at all.

Zell: Well, then can I sneak some in without anyone knowing?

Kara:……….

Chris:………

Kara: You see, you've just told…

Chris: Great idea!

Zell: Yeah!

Kara: Never mind, lets get on to contestant number three.

Chris: Seifer Almasy.

Kara: Yes, S-Seifer???

Seifer: That's ma name.

Kara: You're not a SeeD!

Seifer: And…

Chris: Well the show is called I'm a SeeD get me out of here!

Seifer: Yeah I know.

Chris: Well what the hell are you doing here?

Seifer: To get some extra gil.

Kara: Aaaaawwh, what charity are you gonna give to?

Seifer: CHARITY! YOU MEAN THE GIL THAT I GET IS GONNA GO TO SOME CHARITY!!!

Chris: Yeah, what did you think?

Seifer: What do think I thought!?

Chris: Well I thought that you thought that the gil was going to a charity.

Seifer: No! I thought that I would get the gil!

Kara: Shut up, both of you! Let's go and see our next contestant.

Chris: Okay errrr Irvine Kinneas, right?

Irvine: Yup.

Chris: So Ir…

Kara: Hold on a sec, you're not a SeeD either!

Chris: Oh who cares?

Kara: I care, how do you guys get on this show?

Irvine: By lying, basically.

Kara: Oh…well…Okay. At least you're truthful.

Irvine: Sure am.

Kara: Yeah, um Chris?

Chris: Yes? Oh I mean, lets go on to contestant number five. Selphie Tilmitt!

Selphie: Hi Kara, hi Chris, hi mom. I'm on TV!!!

Kara: So Selphie, are you looking forward to this?

Selphie: YEAH! I am really excited!

Kara: What are you looking forward to most?

Selphie: Oh I dunno, all the cute little animals.

Chris: What, the deadly snakes?

Selphie: S-snakes??

Chris: Yes and spiders.

Selphie: S-spiders??

Chris: What's wrong with snakes and spiders?

Kara: You are going to be in the Australian jungle.

Selphie: Beeeeeeeep.

Kara: Maybe we should move on to our next contestant.

Chris: Yes, Rinoa Heartily!

Kara: Rinoa, Rinoa? You're not a SeeD!

Rinoa: I didn't know that you had to be a SeeD to be on this show.

Kara: Does the name "I'm a SeeD get me out of here" mean anything to you people!?

Rinoa: Well, when you put it like that…

Chris: Oh Kara just calm down. Nobody really cares if she's a SeeD or not. Now Rinoa, do you think you could become the queen of the jungle?

Rinoa: I think I have a good chance of winning.

Chris: Right, now on to our last contestant, Quistis Trepe.

Kara: Yep now, Quistis, have you got any worries about the jungle?

Quistis: Not really, actually, I'm quite looking forward to being there.

Kara: Oh. Thank-you, Quistis.

Chris: I guess that's the end of our interview.

Kara: Not quite, we have to get the stuff off them…

Chris: Oh yeah!

Kara: Zell, hotdogs please.

Zell: Nooooooooo!

Chris: And everyone please hand over your weapons.

Everybody: Nooooooooo!!!

 "Next time on I'm a SeeD get me out of here the seven contestants, and us, will be somewhere in Australia. We bid you goodbye."