"Hello and welcome back to I'm a SeeD get me out of here! Today me and Chris are going to have a chat with the seven contestants before they are dumped in the jungle!"
"Yeah, that's right! So come on, lets go and listen to our first contestant…"
The InterviewChris: Hey Squall!
Squall: Um….hi.
Kara: How are you feeling today?
Squall: Alright…I guess.
Chris: Well, are you looking forward to being in the Australian jungle?
Squall: ……no.
Kara: Okaaay, moving swiftly onwards to contestant number two.
Chris: Zell, how's it going?
Zell: I'm feeling pretty damn good! But I have one worry.
Chris: What's that?
Zell: Will there be any hotdogs there?
Kara: No.
Zell: None?
Chris: None at all.
Zell: Well, then can I sneak some in without anyone knowing?
Kara:……….
Chris:………
Kara: You see, you've just told…
Chris: Great idea!
Zell: Yeah!
Kara: Never mind, lets get on to contestant number three.
Chris: Seifer Almasy.
Kara: Yes, S-Seifer???
Seifer: That's ma name.
Kara: You're not a SeeD!
Seifer: And…
Chris: Well the show is called I'm a SeeD get me out of here!
Seifer: Yeah I know.
Chris: Well what the hell are you doing here?
Seifer: To get some extra gil.
Kara: Aaaaawwh, what charity are you gonna give to?
Seifer: CHARITY! YOU MEAN THE GIL THAT I GET IS GONNA GO TO SOME CHARITY!!!
Chris: Yeah, what did you think?
Seifer: What do think I thought!?
Chris: Well I thought that you thought that the gil was going to a charity.
Seifer: No! I thought that I would get the gil!
Kara: Shut up, both of you! Let's go and see our next contestant.
Chris: Okay errrr Irvine Kinneas, right?
Irvine: Yup.
Chris: So Ir…
Kara: Hold on a sec, you're not a SeeD either!
Chris: Oh who cares?
Kara: I care, how do you guys get on this show?
Irvine: By lying, basically.
Kara: Oh…well…Okay. At least you're truthful.
Irvine: Sure am.
Kara: Yeah, um Chris?
Chris: Yes? Oh I mean, lets go on to contestant number five. Selphie Tilmitt!
Selphie: Hi Kara, hi Chris, hi mom. I'm on TV!!!
Kara: So Selphie, are you looking forward to this?
Selphie: YEAH! I am really excited!
Kara: What are you looking forward to most?
Selphie: Oh I dunno, all the cute little animals.
Chris: What, the deadly snakes?
Selphie: S-snakes??
Chris: Yes and spiders.
Selphie: S-spiders??
Chris: What's wrong with snakes and spiders?
Kara: You are going to be in the Australian jungle.
Selphie: Beeeeeeeep.
Kara: Maybe we should move on to our next contestant.
Chris: Yes, Rinoa Heartily!
Kara: Rinoa, Rinoa? You're not a SeeD!
Rinoa: I didn't know that you had to be a SeeD to be on this show.
Kara: Does the name "I'm a SeeD get me out of here" mean anything to you people!?
Rinoa: Well, when you put it like that…
Chris: Oh Kara just calm down. Nobody really cares if she's a SeeD or not. Now Rinoa, do you think you could become the queen of the jungle?
Rinoa: I think I have a good chance of winning.
Chris: Right, now on to our last contestant, Quistis Trepe.
Kara: Yep now, Quistis, have you got any worries about the jungle?
Quistis: Not really, actually, I'm quite looking forward to being there.
Kara: Oh. Thank-you, Quistis.
Chris: I guess that's the end of our interview.
Kara: Not quite, we have to get the stuff off them…
Chris: Oh yeah!
Kara: Zell, hotdogs please.
Zell: Nooooooooo!
Chris: And everyone please hand over your weapons.
Everybody: Nooooooooo!!!
"Next time on I'm a SeeD get me out of here the seven contestants, and us, will be somewhere in Australia. We bid you goodbye."
