Chris: We're baaaack!

Kara: Sure are! And…who is that?

Chris: Who?

Kara: Him! And HIM!

Dec: Excuse me!

Chris: Hahaha, he ish small!

Dec: Shut up mate, I could take you on any day.

Kara: Who are you people?

Ant: WHO ARE WE!? What do you mean who are we? Everyone knows us!!!

Kara: Well I don't.

Chris: I don't either.

Dec: Humph! I'm Dec and he's Ant. We used to present a show called 'I'm a Celebrity get me out of here!'

Kara: Oh…em.

Chris: You've come all the way to Australia to tell us that?

Ant: NO! We have come here to take you off the air for copying our show!

Chris: Listen 'Ant', if you try and do anything like that I'll punch you…

               (Ant punches Chris in the face and knocks him out)   

Kara: Oh for God's sake!

       (Kara goes into the corner and punches the living daylights out of Ant and Dec)

Kara: Annnnywaaaay, moving swiftly on…. let's take a look at what happened in day two!

                                             Day 2

It was treasure chest day today. Rinoa and Squall were on duty. They left camp hand in hand to find the chest together.

 Rinoa saw the first clue but it was underneath a log so she asked squall to get it. He did so but when he stood up he noticed that one of his belts was caught under the log and his trousers ripped. Rinoa started to giggle but Squall said.

"It's not funny!" Then Rinoa asked Squall why he had so many belts anyway but Squall then said it was none of her business and that he only had three belts. Rinoa ignored him and then pointed out that if he didn't have so many belts, his pants wouldn't have ripped. Squall then took the muddy clue and smeared it over Rinoa's face, and then he went back to camp in a mood.

Rinoa also returned to camp in a mood and treasure chestless. Zell confessed that he was hoping that there would be some hotdogs in the chest. Rinoa and Squall didn't speak to each other for the day.

Rinoa, Selphie and Quistis decided to go for a bath in the river so the got their swimming costumes on and went right in, then went back out again because it was too cold and then slowly went in again. After the girls had gone, Seifer suggested that he, Squall, Irvine and Zell took a nice walk down to the river. Squall said no, Zell said yeah and Irvine said he would of but he felt really ill. Zell then said.

"Okay, you coming Sei?" Seifer rolled his eyes and said.

"Forget it, I'm not going with you, hotdog boy." And with that, he walked away. Zell was going to run after him but Squall held him back and Irvine, well he lay on his bed with a sheet over his head. Our cameras found Seifer, again, reading the princess diaries. Good thing he didn't see us!

Just before tea everybody was saying that they were bored, except for Irvine that is, who was sprawled over his camp bed snoring. Quistis kept muttering about how everyone might have not been so bored if Rinoa and Squall had got the treasure chest. Rinoa then told Quistis to shut up, she also complained that she had a headache and went to bed early but when Seifer reminded her that she hadn't even had tea yet, she got out of bed and sat back around the camp fire.

Everyone was waiting for tea; it's all they really could do. They couldn't really have a good conversation because every five seconds Irvine would butt in with his snoring. When the little bag of food was finally lowered into camp, everyone smiled. We could then hear the producers shouting at the camp and telling him that

"The ratings are going to go down if you lot don't stop being so dam boring!" I don't think our seven contestants heard though because there was no reaction.

The mood kept going from high to low in camp. Low when everybody was bored, high when tea arrived and then low when they found out that it was rice for tea-again, the same as the night before.

After tea everyone was, yet again, bored. Selphie suggested that they could listen to her 'really scary' ghost stories. As soon as she mentioned them, Rinoa said that she was going to bed because of her 'headache'.  Squall said,

"If you think for one minute that I would sit here and listen to you making a fool of yourself with your ghost stories, you've got another thing coming." Quistis, Rinoa, Zell and Seifer nodded in agreement. But ten minutes later…

"Then Jasper turned to his brother and said "But golly Whiffy, you can't scare people." Then Whiffy laughed at Jasper and said. "Yes we can Jasper, we're ghosts, it's what we do." " Zell butted in on Selhies story and muttered.

"Geez, I wish you could tell us a story about Whiffy, Podge and Flexy."  Selphie put on a sad look and Seifer said.

"C'mon Selphie, they were a whole lot more exciting than 'Jasper the friendly Ghost." Selphie shot another sad look but this time it was meant for Seifer. She told everyone that she hadn't even finished the story yet and that there was more to come. As soon as she said this, Squall said he felt extremely ill and he went to bed. Selphie was about to carry on with her story but then Seifer yelled at her.

"SELPHIE! THIS IS THE STUPIEDST GHOST STORY THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! I AM GOING TO BED!" Selphie told Seifer to be quiet or else he'll wake Squall, Irvine and Rinoa up, especially Squall because he felt really ill. Seifer sniggered and the clambered in to bed.

"Ah Quistis, you liked my stories, didn't you?" Selphie asked. Quistis shuffled around uncomfortably.

"Erm…yeaah…they were...interesting.." Selphie's face beamed.

"Great! Then you can listen to the rest of  'Jasper the friendly ghost'!" Quistis buried her head in her hands and listened.

" Then Podge, Whiffy and Flexy looked at Jasper. "We promise we will never scare anyone again Jasper." Jasper smiled at his brothers and said. "Gosh that's great fella's just great." And they all lived happily ever after." Selphie had finally finished her story. She hadn't noticed that Quistis had fallen asleep-no wonder it was 12.00am. Selphie frowned and then fell asleep herself.