A/N: Yay, new chapter. Still don't own anything, though...
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Yugi looked somewhat miffed. "These plans are great and all, but they still don't explain why the employees of the DMV are being sold into prostitution..."
"Maybe it's just Dr. Bakura's way of making up for the whorehouse you closed down," Seto suggested.
Jou walked out of the bathroom, his hair soaking wet and a towel around his shoulders. "Ah, I feel better."
"You should, mutt. You've been in there for four hours now."
Jou hunched his shoulders. "That was NOT fun for my first time, Kaiba."
"Aw, mutt was a virgin?" Seto taunted. "What was the name of that looney cross-dresser, anyway?"
"... Yami." His voice got cold.
Yugi looked up. "Yami?!"
Jou nodded. "Yeah... why?"
"Oh, no matter."
Just then, the door burst in. As the dust cleared, a familiar voice rang out, "Was someone talking about me?"
Jou yelped and ran in the opposite direction. "Yami!"
Seto sighed and shook his head as Jou hid behind him, cowering and whimpering.
"Yami!" Yugi said in disbelief.
Yami looked, also in disbelief. "... Yugi?!"
"You know each other?" Seto asked.
"Yeah..."
In seconds, Yami had attached himself to Yugi's leg. "Why did you leave me?!"
Yugi looked bored. "Yami, we've been through this."
Seto and Jou looked at each other. "Any idea what's going on?"
"Nope."
Yami was sobbing softly.
"Yami... since you worked for Dr. Bakura, we had to break it off when I got my job here!" Yugi sighed.
"I'm so sorry I took the job! And I'm sorry I screwed Jou! And I'm sorry I snored-" Yami rambled.
Jou stopped him. "You know my name isn't Akira Toriyama?" Yugi and Seto slapped their foreheads.
"Of course I know," Yami replied. "I'm not retarded."
"... Oh. Continue, then."
Yami hugged Yugi's leg tighter. "I miss you so much, Yugi..."
Yugi patted his hair. "That's what you said ten years ago."
"But, Yugi... I need you!"
Jou and Seto watched this display for a few minutes before Jou's stomach started rumbling. "I'm hungry. I'ma go order a couple of pizzas."
"Pepperoni only on mine," Seto told him.
"Who said anything about pizza for /you/?"
Seto sighed. "Get an extra one for me, then."
"Okay..." Jou scuttled off to the nearest phone, and Seto resumed watching Yami and Yugi.
"Yugi! Please take me back!" Yami sobbed. Seeing him this way was pitiful- not to mention quite different from the whip-wielding nutcase that had screwed Jou.
Yugi sighed. "If you quit working for Dr. Bakura, I'll give you a second chance."
"Okay!" Yami chirped, leaping to his feet. "Oh, thank you!" He smothered Yugi in kisses.
Seto rolled his eyes. "This. Is sickening."
He sighed while Yugi blushed a deep shade of red.
"Yami..."
"Oh! Yes! I'll go quit right away!" Yami tipped Yugi back, gave him a deep kiss, dropped him, and ran off.
Yugi rubbed his butt as he stood up. "Oww..."
Suddenly, a loud cry came from the direction Jou had disappeared in. Yugi and Seto dashed off to find out what was wrong. They found Jou sitting on the floor, staring at the receiver in devastation.
"What happened, Jou?"
"The pizza place... is closed!" His eyes welled with tears.
"There, there..." Seto slowly patted his back, flinching at the thought of touching him.
"Kaiba! You DO care!"
"No, I don't."
Yugi sighed. "Come on, we need a plan."
Jou looked around. "I think he took the folder..."
Yugi checked where the folder had been. "Oh, crap."
***
Yami rushed into the room, holding the file.
"Yami!" Dr. Bakura said, surprised. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"You didn't fire me, remember? And I got the folder Jou stole." Yami handed the folder over and sighed. "But I have to quit."
"Why?" Frau Malik asked, amused.
"Because I love Yugi!"
Frau Malik and Dr. Bakura exchanged glances. "Yugi Motou, the boss of Powers?" They asked in unison.
"Yeah! He'll take me back if I quit!"
Dr. Bakura drummed his fingers together. "Excellent..."
"What do you mean 'excellent'?" Number Honda exclaimed. "Now we're going to have to pay the cleaners!"
"I mean excellent because now we can easily gain information from Motou."
Number Honda blinked, clueless.
Dr. Bakura sighed. "Yami /pretends/ to quit and spies on the others for us."
"Ohhh."
"No!" Yami insisted, "Yugi loves me! And that's more than I've been treated by you in my whole life!"
They stared at him for a moment.
"That's enough Moulin Rouge for you!" Number Honda sighed.
Dr. Bakura drummed his fingers again. "Anyway, if you don't co-operate, we'll force you."
Yami crossed his arms. "And how do you plan to do that?"
Frau Malik whipped out the Millennium Rod. "I control people's minds, remember?"
"Then why haven't you taken over Ring Corp?"
"That's a very good question," Frau Malik replied, casting an uneasy glance at Dr. Bakura, "one I'd rather not discuss here."
Dr. Bakura raised an eyebrow and said nothing to Frau Malik, but turned to Yami. "Help us or suffer."
"Fine..."
Number Honda got up and passed Yami a slip. "This slip will make Yugi believe you were fired."
***
For the second time that day, the door burst in. Again, it was Yami. "Honey, I'm home!" he called, waving the slip.
Yugi looked somewhat incredulously at Yami. "How could you?"
"But Yugi- I thought you wanted me to quit."
"Not that! How could you take the folder back to them?!"
"I was just stealing back what was stolen from me." He cast a glance at Jou, who was sobbing into Seto's shoulder about pizza.
"I'll give you that..." Yugi sighed. "You really quit? For me?"
"Of course I did! It's not like I was given a fake slip and sent to spy on you!"
They stared at him for a moment.
"I wasn't!"
"We could put him through a lie-detector test," Seto suggested.
Yugi gave him a look. "Or we could take his word for it."
"I still say use the lie detector."
"I'm the boss, Kaiba. My word goes."
Seto glowered. "You just want to sleep with him."
Yugi blushed, while Yami purred, hugging him from behind. "That'd be a mutual feeling, then..."
"I did NOT just hear that."
Jou let out a particularly loud sob and Seto smacked him. "For chrissakes, mutt, it's just a couple of pizzas!"
"/Just/ a couple of pizzas?! It's not /just/ a couple of pizzas! It's a way of life!"
"Shut up. You're annoying me."
Jou went back to silent sobbing. "You just don't care..."
Seto smacked him over the head.
Yugi and Yami exchanged a look and then Yugi turned to the others. "Uhh, Yami and I are going to go and do something very important in the back room. It's imperative that you don't disturb us."
"Yugi, call a spade a spade," Seto invoked the old saying.
"Huh?"
"He means just admit that we're running off to fuck." Yami replied.
Yugi blushed. "Oh... well, it's been ten years.
"Go do whatever you want to do. I'll make sure Jou doesn't jump out a window or anything."
"Thanks, Kaiba!" Yugi called as Yami dragged him away, giggling.
"Those two are hornier than rabbits..." Seto muttered, not particularly caring rabbits aren't THAT horny.
Jou suddenly stopped crying. "I should try the new pizza place that opened downtown."
"...You've been thawed for about a day now, and you somehow know about a new pizza place?"
"I can smell a new pizza place a mile away."
"But it's five miles away."
"Alright, I can smell a new pizza place /five/ miles away."
"So?"
"I'm hungry. I have to eat, damnit!" Jou got up.
"You don't have to, you WANT to."
"No, I have to!"
Seto sighed. Logic obviously escaped the blonde boy. "I still want my pizza, then."
"I'm not ordering a pizza for you after what you said," Jou replied, sticking his tongue out.
"Fine, I'll order it myself." He pulled out his cell phone and punched in the pizza place's number.
Jou went off to order his pizzas, wondering subconsciously how Seto already knew the new pizza place's phone number by heart.
Little did he know that Seto had recently been brainwashed by a pizza Joe to endorse his shop.
"Jou! Don't be an idiot! I'll order yours, too!"
Jou turned. "What did you call me...?"
But Seto was already back on the phone.
Jou didn't complain- he was still getting pizza, after all. However, he did hang over Seto's shoulder and add toppings from time to time.
