Interesting, hmm?
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...And found himself faced with every straight male Yugioh fan's fondest wet-dream: A room full of Mais in exciting underwear.
Deciding to quickly check it out, he snuck in.
"Hi!" The Mai's said in unison.
"...Hi." He said, waving. 'This'll be fun...'
Jou shifted somewhat nervously, having never been faced with a woman in exciting underwear, let alone a roomful. He nudged a pillow on the floor with his foot. "Sooo... How are you all?"
The Mais slunk towards him. "We're alright..." they answered together. "But I'm afraid we've been bad."
Jou was a bit surprised. "Bad?" He shifted again, finding himself surrounded by Mais.
"You're going to have to spank me," one of them purred.
"And me!" called another Mai.
Soon, all the Mais were shouting that they needed to be spanked. "You must give us all a good spanking!" they chorused.
"And after the spanking, the oral sex." one said.
"The oral sex! The oral sex!" They cheered.
Jou was wide-eyed. "I, uh..."
Just as the Mais began tearing of their exciting underwear, Seto walked in, grabbed Jou by the scruff of his neck, and dragged him off. "What are you doing?"
"Saving you from those temptresses."
"I could've taken them- there's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!"
"Yeah, I /bet/ you could've 'taken' them..."
"Pfft..." There was a pause. "Bet you're gay."
"You'd like that, I suppose?"
"You're jealous!"
"You wish."
"It's my duty as a secret agent to be in danger!" Jou insisted.
"No, we've got to beat Dr. Bakura. Come on!"
"But-!"
He drifted off as Seto threw open a door that he had apparently believed to be the conference room. However, the door actually led to a bedroom. The two occupants of the room were looking at the open door like deer caught in headlights.
And rightly so. Frau Malik was on his back on the bed, his legs wrapped around Number Honda's waist. Their mouths were about an inch apart, and it appeared as though their clothes were about a second away from being on the floor.
There was a long moment of stunned silence.
"We'll... be... going... now..." Jou said slowly, and they all nodded.
Seto closed the doors.
"... Dude! What the hell was that?!"
"Shock value, I'd say."
They continued down the hall before finding a door labelled in big letters, "CONFERENCE ROOM."
"I think this is the door we want."
"Shut up, mutt."
"Hey, I'm not the one who got us stuck in a strange situation."
Seto growled. "We're out of that now!"
He pushed on the door.
"Fine..." Jou sighed, readying for battle.
The sight ahead of them was somewhat worse than the sight from before. The two men on the table were completely naked. Dr. Bakura was sprawled on top of the no longer cat-like Mr. Ryousworth. Mr. Ryousworth looked downright terrified that they had been caught, but Dr. Bakura glared calmly at the door. "Do you mind?" he growled.
Seto sighed. "How long do you want?"
"About half an hour." Dr. Bakura said.
"Oh, okay."
Seto shoved Jou out the door and closed it.
"We aren't really just going to wait out here, are we?"
"Yes, mutt, we are."
"What are we going to do for half an hour?" Jou asked.
"We'll wait."
Jou raised an eyebrow. "But... how are we going to wait so long?" His eyes suddenly sparkled.
"Don't look at me like that, dog."
"Aww, come on, Kaiba! You know you want me!"
"For the millionth time, no, I don't." Seto sighed and leaned against the wall.
Just then, Mokuba wandered in. He spotted the two boys slumped near the door. Happy to see new faces, he smiled. "Hi! I'm Mokuba!"
Seto looked up in surprise. "Mokuba?!"
"Hey! You're those guys who Dr. Bakura doesn't like!" Mokuba said happily.
"Mokuba! It's me, Seto!" Seto said, hugging his brother.
"Seto? ...!" Mokuba gasped, "Frau Malik lied! I DO know you!"
Jou watched the reunion with a raised eyebrow. "This is all well and good, but why is this kid wearing pink overalls?"
"Because Frau Malik is a freak." Mokuba grumbled. He had long since taken his hair out of the braids.
"Come on, Mokuba, we have to get you out of here." Seto tugged gently on his little brother's arm.
"Kaiba!" Jou frowned. "We have to have the big finale sequence with Dr. Bakura in half an hour!"
"Half an hour is plenty of time to get Mokuba to the base."
"But..."
"Shut up." Seto said, pushing Jou aside. "My brother is more important than you."
Mokuba's eyes widened. "There's a big finale sequence?!"
"Stay out of the plot, Mokuba!"
"But I'm important in the third movie!" Mokuba whined.
"Yeah, well this is the first movie, in case you hadn't noticed," Jou muttered.
"What about the Starbucks, then?"
"Uh..." Jou scratched his head. "Don't confuse me."
Seto sighed. "Mokuba, you're irrelevant right now."
"But I'm used as bait!"
Jou and Seto exchanged a look. "You are?"
"Yes, I am."
Seto tugged him towards the door again. "No way am I putting my little brother in danger!"
"Aww, I never get any action!"
"That sounded wrong."
"Get your mind out of the gutter, mutt."
Jou snickered.
"And don't snicker."
"How did you know that I was snickering?"
"I didn't. You just told me."
"DAMN YOU!" Jou shouted dramatically.
"Not in front of my little brother," Seto growled, smacking the blonde.
"I don't give a shit-"
"MOKUBA!!"
Seto looked like he was having a heart attack. "JOUNOUCHI, YOU STUPID MUTT, YOU HAVE DEFILED THE PURE, INNOCENT MIND OF MY BROTHER!"
Mokuba's eyes were wide. "I heard Frau Malik say it!"
"... Oh." Seto said, releasing Jou's throat.
He was immediately back on the rampage. "Where is this Frau Malik?! I'll kill him!!"
"He's in this room," Mokuba started, heading towards the door Seto and Jou had tried before finding the conference room.
Remembering the scene behind the door, Seto lunged for his little brother. "NO, MOKUBA!"
