Disclaimer: I only wish I owned Daniel Radcliffe. YEOW!!

A/N: Takes place in there sixth year at Hogwarts.

Chapter 1: Potions Suck

Harry woke up on September 2nd to Ron hovering over him shoving him out of bed.

Ron: Come on Harry get up we don't want to miss our favorite class of all

Harry: Oh you got our schedules already?

Ron: Yeah

Harry: So whats our first class??

Ron: Double Potions with the Slytherins

Harry: That is so not my favorite class POTIONS SUCK!!!

Ron: I know Harry I was being sarcastic Duh!!! Now come on get up be ashamed to lose points on the first day.

Harry: Worst has happened

Ron: True... lets see we almost got killed by a tree ... man since we became friends we have a very high risk factor

Harry: What did you expect, I'm me, Most wanted by Voldemort....

Ron: QUIT SAYING HIS NAME!!!!!

Harry: Seriously Ron your such a wimp

Hermione walks in..

Hermione: Are you guys ready yet?

Harry: Hermione get out I'm not fully dressed yet

Hermione: Oops sorry.... (giggles) and she leaves

Ron: Hurry up will you?

Harry: Come on lets go get Hermione

Hermione: I'm already here and don't worry i didn't see a thing (giggles)

Ron: Will you shut it you peeping tom

Hermione: I am not!!!

Harry: Ok while you guys are argueing can we please run cuz we are going to miss potions

Hermione: Aaaahh lets go!!

And they start running toward the dungeons........

Snape: Nice for the trio to join us

Hermione: Sorry proffessor we....

Snape: I don't want to hear your excuses 10 points from Gryffindor

Hermione: yes proffessor

Hermione, Ron, and Harry took there usuall seats at there own table to share a cauldron



Snape: today we wil be making a potion called the Shape Shifting potion it allows the drinker to turn into an object

Harry whispers to Ron: I wish Padfoot were here we could turn Snape into a fire hydrent



Snape: What is so funny Mr. Weasley??

Ron: Nothing Proffessor

Snape: Right then back to trying to get an education then the instuctions are on the board BEGIN!!!

Hermione: ok we need Snake skin, Dragon's blood, a ball of slime, and a rat skull.

Ron: I know where we can get most of that but how are we going to get Malfoy to give up his skin, Snape his hair, and Peter Pettigrew his head.

Hermione: Thats funny Ron but what about the dragon's blood?

Ron: Hey Harry fancy going to see the Hungarian Horntail?

Harry: your bonkers!!

They all laugh and start putting in the ingrediants.

Hermione: Ron no.... not that much Dragons blood.......

But it was too late the next thing they know they are in a swirling vortex and

they are landing flat on their butts in the Gryffindor common room

Ron: What in bloody hell was that??

Hermione: Ron how much Dragon's blood did you use??

Ron: I think maybe a cup why?

Hermione: Ron you were only suppossed to use a half a cup!! You just made us travel back in time!!

Harry: What?????

Hermione: The question is how far?

"Hi are you new here?" came a voice from behind them

Ron: Hi I'm Ron and this is Harry and Hermione

James: Hi I'm James, this is Sirius, Peter, and Remus.

Hermione: Oh...my....god...... Harry are you ok?

Harry: I'm fine....... nice to meet you Dad.......

Then Harry passsed out from the shock...........

To be continued......

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