A/n Rogue can't control here powers but Mr. McCoy gave her a ring that
turns it off.
"I'm gonna go make that call now." Jean then slipped out of the kitchen.
"Duncan? It's Jean can you come over? Oh come on I'll make it worth while, okay bye," Jean was gonna have her fun then make him pay for his mistreating her.
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"We're back!" yelled Amara and Jubes.
"What did you get?" asked Kitty.
"Gee thanks, didn't even greet us," Jubes said sarcasticly.
"What is like her problem?" Kitty asked just as everybody else was walking into the room.
"Well we were at the store and saw Forge and I asked him if he would go out with Jubes over here and he said he didn't roll that way," Amara fought to hold in her laughter.
"So de Forge be fruity in the booty, crazy the homme be," Gambit replied with a disgusted look on his face.
Amara busted out in laughter. Everybody gave her a look that said tell-us.
"You got it wrong Forge thought that Jubes was a boy. I pointed her out and he apologized and said sure and that he'd be over in a bit."
Everybody in the room started laughing. "At least you know he's straight." Jean chocked out.
"Yeah but de homme needs 't' get laid." Gambit said with a smirk.
"Yeah like really. He's at least 30 years old," Kitty laughed.
"WHAT!?!?!?" Gambit, John, Wanda, Lance, Amara, Jubes, and Pietro screamed.
"Jubes he's wrinkly and has saggy balls," Wanda said.
"It's not like that you see he invents things and about 21 years ago he invented something that would in summary make him invisible sort of. Anyway he went invisible, kind of and couldn't reappear and then-" Jean stopped expecting Rogue to take off.
"Then Kurt found that device that you guys messed with (points to brotherhood boys) and got stuck as well, thing is in that place Forge never aged, got hungry, thirsty, sweaty, sleepy, and never had the need to used the bathroom. We only meat that he has been living for at least 30 years it is hard to explain, he didn't stay with us but that wasn't the last we heard of him." Rogue now expected Kitty to finish up.
"Yeah and it was like his fault that the dance was totally ruined by red dinosaurs and junk. He had like rebuilt that same machine that like got him trapped in the first place and sent Kurt through and when Kurt came back the portal like didn't exactly close. He is only 19 but has been living longer than that so don't think his balls are like saggy yet." Kitty finished.
"Uh that's good I think," Jubes thought aloud.
"Well Remy sorry he wasn't here when you had that dance, Remy don't like the idea of you goin' by yerself." Remy said.
"Swamp rat I didn't go alone," Rogue blurted.
"What who dis guy be dat took ma chere on a date?" Remy teased.
"No guy, a girl her name is Mystique." Jean replied.
"Oh-yeah-Risty." Pietro remembered.
"The blue lady went to a dance with teenagers, and with Rogue?" Wanda said in disbelief.
"Well she didn't know it was her she pretended to be and exchange student from England." Lance defended.
"And she went to school? She actually took tests?" Wanda still couldn't believe it.
"Hey did you forget what you came to see?" Jubes interrupted.
"Oh yeah what did you like get again?" Kitty blushed.
"We got Honey BBQ Lays, Ranch Doritos's, six-twelve packs of Heineken beer, Vodka, Crown Royal, donuts, cookies, sprite, coke, lemons, popcorn, Twinkies, condoms, Grand Theft Auto; vice city, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, R. Kelly's Chocolate Factory cd, Final Destination 2, The ring, whip cream, and strawberries," Amara said hinting that they were obviously going to do something bad.
"Well I'm not complaining but well where did ya'll go you obviously didn't go to food lion," John asked as he reached for the bad only to have his hand smacked away by Amara.
"Well we went to wall-mart, then best buy, and that's it." She explained.
"What Remy would like to know is how you two got alcohol when you're under age." Remy asked.
"Yeah you didn't steal it did you?" asked Jean suspisously.
"Yeah we did." Jubes admitted and got elbowed in the ribs. "What she's a telepath it's useless to lie to her."
"Remy I think you are beginning to rub off on these girls." Rogue grinned.
"You two like could have gotten in trouble," Kitty scolded.
"N-not really," Amara stuttered.
"And why not?" Jean asked calmly.
"Because we weren't intending on actually buying some of these things that we got but we ran into a group of boys and they wouldn't keep their hands to themselves so we used the training that Logan taught us and beat them up and they had all this untouched alcohol so we took it an the reason we wouldn't have been able to get caught was because they were smoking weed, and we only know what it smells like from school," Jubes said when she noticed suspicious looks on there faces when she mentioned the word weed.
"Okay stop talkin' and lets get 't' movie watchin'," Rogue said trying to lighten things up.
Wanda and Rogue grabbed the stuff and put it in the kitchen, Jean and Kitty were setting up the DVD player to watch movies, Jubes wanted to look cute for forge so she went to change her clothes, Amara was making sure that the boys were behaving. Soon Forge showed up and Duncan as well and were watching the Ring.
Rogue was cuddled with Gambit, Wanda and John were right next to them. On the next couch was Forge and Jubes and next to them were Pietro and Amara. Jean was on the other couch with Duncan. It was at the part when the lady went to that cabin were her niece first watched the tape and she had just watched it and they knew the phone was going to ring but when it did the doorbell rang making all the girls scream and the boys cover their ears.
"Ah'll get it," Rogue said.
She went to the door laughing at herself for screaming. Well whoever is at the door must think we were getting killed of something the way we were screaming. Rogue thought. She reached the door and opened it and there was a figure in a coat. I didn't notice it was raining or beginning to get dark for that matter. She thought.
"Hello may ah help you?" Rogue asked.
"Yes may I use your phone may brother lives here somewhere and I just need to make sure that the directions I'm following are correct." It was a man that sounded old tired. Rogue nodded and signaled for him to follow her.
"Who was it Rogue?" asked Jean who didn't bother to take her eyes from the screen.
"It is just a man from out of town who needs to use our phone." Rogue said still walking with the man on her heels.
Everybody wanted to see this man so they paused the movie and followed them into the kitchen. When they got there the man was just reaching the phone. While he talked he put his hood down and Rogue was the only person in front of him and they noticed her eyes grow wide.
Rogue looked at the man and wanted to laugh. The man was normal looking but his eyes were different and not like Remy different. His left eye was normal and his right eye looked fake whenever he moved his head his normal eye would stay focused on whatever and the other just moved all over the place. He reminds me of those iguana's you see on the discovery channel. Rogue thought amused. The others looked at Rogue confused. Rogue began to get teary eyed so she walked toward them. The man was done talking and turned around. They now knew why Rogue looked so amused and they to fought to hold in there laughter.
"My brother doesn't live far from her he is on his way do you mind if I stayed till he comes and gets me?" He asked.
Wanda had the most self control at the time so she answered," Not at *cough* all."
The man smiled and shook his head talking about how it is hard to find such kind people like themselves but nobody was listening. As his head moved so did his eye and it looked freaky.
Damn what the fuck is wrong with his eye? What the hell is he looking at? John thought. Yeah yeah yeah nobody's listening just looking at your got damn eye. Pietro thought. Does this guy know what he looks like? Can he see through that thing? Isn't he getting dizzy? What the hell is he looking at? Wanda thought. Great more freaks. Thought Duncan. Up, down, up, left, down stay still. Thought Lance. Ewww gross I wonder if he sleeps does it do that. GROSSS! Kitty screamed at herself. And Remy thought his eyes were weird. Dis homme has an eye that is just bobblin' round in his socket, Remy feel like he should give de man his glasses. Remy thought. Can he see me? Dude this is so not groovy. Forge thought. Stop moving around. Why the hell is he still talking does he honestly think were listening, Jubes thought. Lord child I don't know how he can live looking like that. Please stop moving your killing me. Amara pleaded silently. This man is so funny looking. But damn does it ever stop rolling and rolling and- damn it stop, it just keeps rolling and it's freaking me out. He needs Scott's glasses. Fuck I want to scream stop moving but it rude. I feel like I'm in Austin powers Goldmember when that dude had the big ass mole on his face. Jean though. The doorbell rang and the man turned to them just as his brother arrived. His brother was the same as him this time just with the oppisite eye. They were thanked and they drove off. Shit his whole family is like that!!!! Everybody thought at once. They closed the door and busted out in laughter.
After about 20 minutes of laughing they went back to the movie and watched. The girls were getting more popcorn still laughing when the phone rang.
"Wanda go tell the boys to keep quiet it might be the Professor," Jean demanded.
Wanda did as she was told.
~*~*~*~*Phone conversation~*~*~*~*
"Hello?" Rogue spoke through the phone trying not to laugh again.
"Stripes? What wrong?" Logan asked.
Damn his hearing. "N-nothing *chuckle* nothing at all what is *chuckle* you want Logan?" Rogue said through chuckles and the X-Girls began to chuckle as well.
"Kid." Logan warned.
"Sorry sir ah won't do it again sir." Rogue teased.
The X-Girls broke out in laughter while Wanda ran out the room to laugh.
"What are ya'll doing?" Logan asked.
"We are just watching the ring." Rogue said still amused.
"Okay just checking bye." Logan hung up.
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"I'm gonna go make that call now." Jean then slipped out of the kitchen.
"Duncan? It's Jean can you come over? Oh come on I'll make it worth while, okay bye," Jean was gonna have her fun then make him pay for his mistreating her.
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"We're back!" yelled Amara and Jubes.
"What did you get?" asked Kitty.
"Gee thanks, didn't even greet us," Jubes said sarcasticly.
"What is like her problem?" Kitty asked just as everybody else was walking into the room.
"Well we were at the store and saw Forge and I asked him if he would go out with Jubes over here and he said he didn't roll that way," Amara fought to hold in her laughter.
"So de Forge be fruity in the booty, crazy the homme be," Gambit replied with a disgusted look on his face.
Amara busted out in laughter. Everybody gave her a look that said tell-us.
"You got it wrong Forge thought that Jubes was a boy. I pointed her out and he apologized and said sure and that he'd be over in a bit."
Everybody in the room started laughing. "At least you know he's straight." Jean chocked out.
"Yeah but de homme needs 't' get laid." Gambit said with a smirk.
"Yeah like really. He's at least 30 years old," Kitty laughed.
"WHAT!?!?!?" Gambit, John, Wanda, Lance, Amara, Jubes, and Pietro screamed.
"Jubes he's wrinkly and has saggy balls," Wanda said.
"It's not like that you see he invents things and about 21 years ago he invented something that would in summary make him invisible sort of. Anyway he went invisible, kind of and couldn't reappear and then-" Jean stopped expecting Rogue to take off.
"Then Kurt found that device that you guys messed with (points to brotherhood boys) and got stuck as well, thing is in that place Forge never aged, got hungry, thirsty, sweaty, sleepy, and never had the need to used the bathroom. We only meat that he has been living for at least 30 years it is hard to explain, he didn't stay with us but that wasn't the last we heard of him." Rogue now expected Kitty to finish up.
"Yeah and it was like his fault that the dance was totally ruined by red dinosaurs and junk. He had like rebuilt that same machine that like got him trapped in the first place and sent Kurt through and when Kurt came back the portal like didn't exactly close. He is only 19 but has been living longer than that so don't think his balls are like saggy yet." Kitty finished.
"Uh that's good I think," Jubes thought aloud.
"Well Remy sorry he wasn't here when you had that dance, Remy don't like the idea of you goin' by yerself." Remy said.
"Swamp rat I didn't go alone," Rogue blurted.
"What who dis guy be dat took ma chere on a date?" Remy teased.
"No guy, a girl her name is Mystique." Jean replied.
"Oh-yeah-Risty." Pietro remembered.
"The blue lady went to a dance with teenagers, and with Rogue?" Wanda said in disbelief.
"Well she didn't know it was her she pretended to be and exchange student from England." Lance defended.
"And she went to school? She actually took tests?" Wanda still couldn't believe it.
"Hey did you forget what you came to see?" Jubes interrupted.
"Oh yeah what did you like get again?" Kitty blushed.
"We got Honey BBQ Lays, Ranch Doritos's, six-twelve packs of Heineken beer, Vodka, Crown Royal, donuts, cookies, sprite, coke, lemons, popcorn, Twinkies, condoms, Grand Theft Auto; vice city, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, R. Kelly's Chocolate Factory cd, Final Destination 2, The ring, whip cream, and strawberries," Amara said hinting that they were obviously going to do something bad.
"Well I'm not complaining but well where did ya'll go you obviously didn't go to food lion," John asked as he reached for the bad only to have his hand smacked away by Amara.
"Well we went to wall-mart, then best buy, and that's it." She explained.
"What Remy would like to know is how you two got alcohol when you're under age." Remy asked.
"Yeah you didn't steal it did you?" asked Jean suspisously.
"Yeah we did." Jubes admitted and got elbowed in the ribs. "What she's a telepath it's useless to lie to her."
"Remy I think you are beginning to rub off on these girls." Rogue grinned.
"You two like could have gotten in trouble," Kitty scolded.
"N-not really," Amara stuttered.
"And why not?" Jean asked calmly.
"Because we weren't intending on actually buying some of these things that we got but we ran into a group of boys and they wouldn't keep their hands to themselves so we used the training that Logan taught us and beat them up and they had all this untouched alcohol so we took it an the reason we wouldn't have been able to get caught was because they were smoking weed, and we only know what it smells like from school," Jubes said when she noticed suspicious looks on there faces when she mentioned the word weed.
"Okay stop talkin' and lets get 't' movie watchin'," Rogue said trying to lighten things up.
Wanda and Rogue grabbed the stuff and put it in the kitchen, Jean and Kitty were setting up the DVD player to watch movies, Jubes wanted to look cute for forge so she went to change her clothes, Amara was making sure that the boys were behaving. Soon Forge showed up and Duncan as well and were watching the Ring.
Rogue was cuddled with Gambit, Wanda and John were right next to them. On the next couch was Forge and Jubes and next to them were Pietro and Amara. Jean was on the other couch with Duncan. It was at the part when the lady went to that cabin were her niece first watched the tape and she had just watched it and they knew the phone was going to ring but when it did the doorbell rang making all the girls scream and the boys cover their ears.
"Ah'll get it," Rogue said.
She went to the door laughing at herself for screaming. Well whoever is at the door must think we were getting killed of something the way we were screaming. Rogue thought. She reached the door and opened it and there was a figure in a coat. I didn't notice it was raining or beginning to get dark for that matter. She thought.
"Hello may ah help you?" Rogue asked.
"Yes may I use your phone may brother lives here somewhere and I just need to make sure that the directions I'm following are correct." It was a man that sounded old tired. Rogue nodded and signaled for him to follow her.
"Who was it Rogue?" asked Jean who didn't bother to take her eyes from the screen.
"It is just a man from out of town who needs to use our phone." Rogue said still walking with the man on her heels.
Everybody wanted to see this man so they paused the movie and followed them into the kitchen. When they got there the man was just reaching the phone. While he talked he put his hood down and Rogue was the only person in front of him and they noticed her eyes grow wide.
Rogue looked at the man and wanted to laugh. The man was normal looking but his eyes were different and not like Remy different. His left eye was normal and his right eye looked fake whenever he moved his head his normal eye would stay focused on whatever and the other just moved all over the place. He reminds me of those iguana's you see on the discovery channel. Rogue thought amused. The others looked at Rogue confused. Rogue began to get teary eyed so she walked toward them. The man was done talking and turned around. They now knew why Rogue looked so amused and they to fought to hold in there laughter.
"My brother doesn't live far from her he is on his way do you mind if I stayed till he comes and gets me?" He asked.
Wanda had the most self control at the time so she answered," Not at *cough* all."
The man smiled and shook his head talking about how it is hard to find such kind people like themselves but nobody was listening. As his head moved so did his eye and it looked freaky.
Damn what the fuck is wrong with his eye? What the hell is he looking at? John thought. Yeah yeah yeah nobody's listening just looking at your got damn eye. Pietro thought. Does this guy know what he looks like? Can he see through that thing? Isn't he getting dizzy? What the hell is he looking at? Wanda thought. Great more freaks. Thought Duncan. Up, down, up, left, down stay still. Thought Lance. Ewww gross I wonder if he sleeps does it do that. GROSSS! Kitty screamed at herself. And Remy thought his eyes were weird. Dis homme has an eye that is just bobblin' round in his socket, Remy feel like he should give de man his glasses. Remy thought. Can he see me? Dude this is so not groovy. Forge thought. Stop moving around. Why the hell is he still talking does he honestly think were listening, Jubes thought. Lord child I don't know how he can live looking like that. Please stop moving your killing me. Amara pleaded silently. This man is so funny looking. But damn does it ever stop rolling and rolling and- damn it stop, it just keeps rolling and it's freaking me out. He needs Scott's glasses. Fuck I want to scream stop moving but it rude. I feel like I'm in Austin powers Goldmember when that dude had the big ass mole on his face. Jean though. The doorbell rang and the man turned to them just as his brother arrived. His brother was the same as him this time just with the oppisite eye. They were thanked and they drove off. Shit his whole family is like that!!!! Everybody thought at once. They closed the door and busted out in laughter.
After about 20 minutes of laughing they went back to the movie and watched. The girls were getting more popcorn still laughing when the phone rang.
"Wanda go tell the boys to keep quiet it might be the Professor," Jean demanded.
Wanda did as she was told.
~*~*~*~*Phone conversation~*~*~*~*
"Hello?" Rogue spoke through the phone trying not to laugh again.
"Stripes? What wrong?" Logan asked.
Damn his hearing. "N-nothing *chuckle* nothing at all what is *chuckle* you want Logan?" Rogue said through chuckles and the X-Girls began to chuckle as well.
"Kid." Logan warned.
"Sorry sir ah won't do it again sir." Rogue teased.
The X-Girls broke out in laughter while Wanda ran out the room to laugh.
"What are ya'll doing?" Logan asked.
"We are just watching the ring." Rogue said still amused.
"Okay just checking bye." Logan hung up.
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