Disclaimer: I only wish I owned Daniel Radcliffe Yeow!!!
A/N: I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!!! I STARTED THIS CHAPTER
BUT LIKE I SAID MY GRANDMA WAS SICK AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP WITH HER.
AFTER THIS MONDAY THOUGH I'LL HAVE ALOT OF TIME TO WRITE THOUGH BECAUSE SHE DIED YESTERDAY (AUG. 1ST)
SO AFTER THE FUNERAL MONDAY IF I'M NOT CRYING I'LL TRY TO UPDATE DAILY!!
THIS CHAPTER REALLY HELPED ME! I TURNED ALL MY SADNESS INTO HUMOR (EVEN IF IT IS CRUDE HUMOR).
I HOPE YOU ALL REVIEW IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW.
AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS EMAIL ME AT: PRINCESS8182003 @ YAHOO.COM
Chapter 3: Future's Revealed
Harry was awoken early the next morning (which just happened to be a Saturday) by Ron.
Ron: Harry wake up!!
Harry: You and the son are evil now go away!!!
Ron: Why do we have to go through this every morning? Why can't you just get your cute ass up!!
( A/N: He didn't really say cute just ass it's just my opinion of his butt ;) I LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!)
Harry; I don't want to get up!!! Just let me sleep it's Saturday no classes
Ron: As a matter of fact there is a class today
Harry jerked up really quick.
Harry: What class? I don't.....
Ron: You wanna know what the class is called?
Harry: Yeah it would be nice!!
Ron: It is called get your ass up and come help me and Hermione answer questions for your parents
and their friends before we kill you and them for waking us up at 4am studdies.
Harry: oh that class never heard of it good night.
Ron; Harry I know this is hard for you to do but if you don't get your future ass up right now then I'll ...I'll
Harry: What? Go get Voldemort?
Ron: 1: Absolutley not and are you out of your mind and 2: I'll do this. Getis Waterium
Harry suddenly felt a very wet feeling all over his body and relized that Ron had dumped a bucket of water on him.
Harry: That was so NOT funny and I am so going to get you for that!!!
Ron: Whatever just say a drying spell
Harry: Right "Oculas Dryeor" Good I'm dry. And just so you know I am so gonna get you really bad later.
Ron: I'm scared.
Harry: you should be.
10 minutes later Harry was dressed and him and Ron were heading down the stairs to the common room.
Today was a hogsmeade trip so every one who was 3rd year and above was there.
The 1st and 2nd years were all out on the grounds.
So the common room was completely deserted except for 6 people: Hermione, the Mauders and Lily.
Hermione who was facing the stairs was the first to see harry coming down.
It seemed everyone was crowding around her asking questions.
Hermione: Oh thank god Harry I refused to say anything until you came down but they won't leave me alone!!!
They are very annoying that lot!!!
James: Come on kid we got questions!!!
Harry: Oh god this is so gonna suck!!
Hermione: come on Harry look at the bright side you get to spend some time with your parents, godfather, and Remus.
Sirius: Wait I'm your godfather?
Harry: Yeah
Sirius: Awwww thanks James (he gives James a hug while he is fake crying)
James: Get off me padfoot!!!
Sirius: ok lets get some more answers.
Harry: Hold up where are your parents Ron?
Ron: They are ... well they um.... they ....
Harry: Spit it out!!
Ron: They went on a date my parents went on a date!!! ok?
Harry: I thought your mum hated him?
Ron: Yeah well i guess they resolved that cuz I caught them fooling around late last night.
Harry: You probably need a therapist right about now huh?
Ron: you could say that (he shuddered at the thought of it)
James: Hey Lil.....?
Lily: NO!!!!
James: Aw ome on it's gonna happen anyway how else would Harry be here?
Harry: eww eww eww eww eww eww I'm not listening to this la la la la la la la la la la la la
Sirius: Aww is wittle bitty Harry a wittle sensitive about sex? he said in a very baby voice
Harry: I am when it comes to my parents!!! Now shut it Padfoot!!!
Sirius: "Fine" he said pouting
Remus: Not that I wouldn't love to continue on the subject of James and Lily's sex life,
but could we please get on with the questions and answers please?
Lily: We have no sex life!!
James: Not yet anyway.
Harry: I'm so scarred for life!!
Ron: Wow how many scars can you get in one life time?
Harry: Shut it Ron!!!
Ron: Sorry
Harry: My dad and his friends are such perverts.
James: I am not I'm just trying to get the future to go on the right track and that means scoring...
Harry: Don't you dare finish that sentance dad!!!
James: .....with Lily.
As he finished his sentance lily slapped him acrossed the face.
Lily: Don't you dare talk like that around me Potter!!!
Harry: I warned you!!!
James: Um first of all OUCH second of all I'm very sorry and 3rd can we use first names there are 2 Potters here
Lily: Fine!!!
Hermione: ok we should really get going here if we all want to go to bed tonight.
Everyone sat in a line from leftv to right: James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, and Peter(I so hate him!!!)
and across from James sat from left to right Harry, Hermione and Ron.
Harry: ok dad you first
James: When do me and Lily get together?
Harry: I think this year
Lily: I'm doomed.... Ok I have a question do we ever get a divorce?
Harry: Uh no you get murdered instead.
Lily: Here that james you got us killed!!
James: Do not!! Right?
Harry: Well Dumbledore won't really tell me why Voldemort was after you but ...
James: Hold up Voldemort kills us?
Harry: Yeah you guys died trying to save me.
James: Well good to kow your still alive.
Harry: It sucks.
Lily: So where and when does he kill us? How?
Harry: I probably shouldn't say where or a specific date cuz as much as I want to I can't change the future.
but you were killed by the Avadra Kedarvra curse and it happens when I'm a baby.
Lily: How did you survive?
Harry: He turned his wand on me and met his downfall and I got this scar and became famous.
Lily: Well I could see how that would make you famous.
Harry: I hate it. I become famous cuz my parents die. Thats a great way I wanna be remembered.
They should just put a picture of my fore head on a damn weaties box!!
Hermione: Harry calm down your babbling!!
Harry: Sorry a maybe we should go to Sirius before I have a nervous breakdown
Sirius: Does that mean that I'm taking care of you? I don't know anything about babys! Aaaaahhhh!!!
Harry: Shut up you stupid git!! I dont live with you.
Sirius: Well why not? I'm your god father right?
Harry: Yeah but you get sent to Azkaban a couple days after my parents die.
Sirius: What in bloody hell did I do?
Harry: Nothing your innocent you were framed.
Sirius: By who?
Harry: Shouldn't say. but he's at Hogwarts now and you know him.
Sirius: Great that helps it narrows it down to about 100 people is he in Slytherin?
Ron: He should be.
Harry: Anyways after 12 yrs in Azkaban you escape as padfoot
Lily: but it can't be done there are dementors and its on an island
Sirius: You can do it if your super Sirius!!! He stuck out his arms as if he were Superman
Harry: Yeah well you get out and your in hiding for 2 yrs and then your cousin kills you.
Sirius: Bellatrix right? She always hated me.
Harry: Yeah
Hermione: Maybe we should move on before we say something that alters history.
Ron: Oh yeah wouldn't that suck, other people might still be alive and others not (he was giving Peter a death glare)
Hermione: Oh Ron you know what I mean.
Harry; oh will you two please shut up and go snog in a broom closet!
Ron and Hermione: HARRY!!!
Harry: What I know Ron likes you Mione. I heard him moaning your name the other night.
Ron: Harry!! Stop!!
Harry: I told you I was gonna get you back.
Lily: um Hermione I heard you say something last night too.
Hermione: No Mrs. Potter please!!!!1
Lily: It's Lily please never ever ever ever call me Mrs. Potter!!!!
Ron: You were dreaming about me?
Hermione: No and hey you were dreaming about me!!
Sirius:We all know that you 2 were having adult dreams about each other so go off and make your dreams come true!!
Harry: Ditto!!!
Hermione: Um ok can we please finish what we started then MAYBE we can talk about me and Ron ok?
Remus: Yes now what do I do?
Harry: I only know a little about you Moony so work with me You are still a part time werewolf,
you work for the order of the pheonix, and you taught DADA here for a year until
Proffessor Snape told everyone what you do once a month.
James: Snape? As in Severus Snape as in my worst enemy besides Lucious Malfoy?
Harry: uh yeah and he's also my worst enemy besides Voldemort and Draco Malfoy.
Sirius: what gitette would marry Lucious and reproduce?
Harry: Well you probably know her better as cousin Narcissa.
Sirius: ugh I hate my family!!
Harry: Don't forget your elf you should really hate him.
Sirius: Kreacher?
Harry: Yeah he plays a part in you being dead right now.
Sirius: Stupid-good-for-nothing-mangy-house-elf!
Remus: ok so your saying that Snape gets me fired?
Harry: Yeah basically
Remus: And he's a proffessor?
Hermione: and head of Slytherin
Sirius: I'm surprised that slime ball even graduates.
James: Well if it's alright with you Lily dear since that slime actually got one of my best friends fired,
and hates my son I'd say it was time for some serious pranking.
Lily: Normally I would scream at you but considering......
Sirius: Yaaaaahhhhh Pranks!!! Pranks!!! Pranks!!! he chanted
James: Harry Ron Hermione?
Harry: I'm in.
Lily: Your teaching our son pranks nice example your setting for him.
James: Hey don't blame me I'm 16 I don't know anything about being a father!!
So everyone in?
Everyone had answered except for Ron and Hermione.
As soon as Ron was about to answer Hermione drug him to the other side of the room.
Hermione: Ron I don't think this is such a good idea.
Ron: oh come on Mione
Hermione: I think we should let Harry spend some time with his parents and his god father
Ron: but there's nothing to do and I can't talk to my mum and dad we're not making eye contact for the next 6 months
Hermione: You stay with me and we'll find a closet.
Ron: Who are you? And what have you done with Mione?
Hermione: Shut up Ron it's me and I'm serious
Ron: Well how could I say no to that?
Hermione and Ron walk back over to where everyone was sitting.
Harry: So you gonna help us prank Snape or what?
Ron: Normally I would but I just got a better offer..
Harry: What could possibly be better than pranking Severus Snot nose Sanpe?
Sirius: Ron and Hermione sitting in a cupboard licking whip cream off each other. he sang
Hermione: Quit making me out to be some sort of a whore!!!
Harry: Is that the other offer?
Ron: Harry you should be ashamed you know Mione's not like that .
Harry: Yeah but you know what they say "It's always the quite ones"
Hermione: Honestly Harry your turning into your father
James: I'm so proud he said fake crying
Remus: ok can we please plan the prank now?
Peter: What about my future?
Harry: I don't think I want to tell you or your have 7 people in here trying to kill you.
Peter: What in bloody hell did I do?
Harry: Oh nothing you betrayed my parents to Voldemort, frame my godfather and get him thrown in jail,
and are probably right now in the future helping Voldemort plot to kill me for the 3rd time.
Ron looked at James, Lily, and Sirius who all had looks of pure shock and anger and said:
See? I told you guys he was a stupid ass rat!!
Peter: I would never...
Harry: Oh yes you damn well would
Hermione: Hold on everyone stop!!! We have said way way way way too much!!
Ron:Oops Isn't there some kind of spell that will erase specific parts of their memory's like Harry's last sentence?
Hermione: Ron your brilliant!! ok you and Harry take a few steps back and focus 1...2...3.. Oblivious Specificus!!
A bright blue light flashed as if it was a camera.
Hermione: ok whats the last thing you remember Peter?
Peter: You were about to tell me about my future.
Harry: ok you stupid rat your evil and we all hate you.
Peter: What do you mean i'm evil?
Hermione: If there was a house worse than Slytherin you and voldemort would be in it.
Harry: Very well put!!!
Peter: but...
Harry: Ok no more questions or we'll accidently reveal too much.
Hermione: Good idea
James: ok we still have a while before everyone gets back from Hogsmeade wanna plan Snapes prank?
Hermione: Come on Ron lets go.
Ron: but Mione they are just planning can't we stay for that?
Hermione: You can if you want I'll be in the room of requirement.
Ron: uh...Harry loved to help but you know
Harry: Go on Ron
Sirius: Yeah you go get some Ron!!
Hermione: Excuse me? Ron is not getting anything yet! I'm not a slut!!!
Sirius: ok ok easy down girl!
Hermione: I'm not a dog you are!!!!
Sirius: Wait how do you know about that?
Harry: Honestly Sirius we know everything about Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs.
After all I am the only heir of a mauder..... right Prongs?
James: Aww too bad Sirius looks like you never get any!!
Sirius: I'm not the only one look at poor Ron!
Hermione: Guys are such idiots!! Come on Ron we are leaving!!
Ron: ok bye all
All: Bye
Harry: So should we get planning?
James: That's my boy!!!!
A/N 2: I HAVE HAD SOME ONE ASK ME THIS (SHALL REMANE NAMELESS):
THEY ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A RATED R FIC WITH RON AND HERMIONE
THE ANSWER IS NO I DON'T WRITE SEX SCENES OR ANYTHING I JUST JOKE ABOUT IT. LOL
A/N: I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!!! I STARTED THIS CHAPTER
BUT LIKE I SAID MY GRANDMA WAS SICK AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP WITH HER.
AFTER THIS MONDAY THOUGH I'LL HAVE ALOT OF TIME TO WRITE THOUGH BECAUSE SHE DIED YESTERDAY (AUG. 1ST)
SO AFTER THE FUNERAL MONDAY IF I'M NOT CRYING I'LL TRY TO UPDATE DAILY!!
THIS CHAPTER REALLY HELPED ME! I TURNED ALL MY SADNESS INTO HUMOR (EVEN IF IT IS CRUDE HUMOR).
I HOPE YOU ALL REVIEW IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW.
AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS EMAIL ME AT: PRINCESS8182003 @ YAHOO.COM
Chapter 3: Future's Revealed
Harry was awoken early the next morning (which just happened to be a Saturday) by Ron.
Ron: Harry wake up!!
Harry: You and the son are evil now go away!!!
Ron: Why do we have to go through this every morning? Why can't you just get your cute ass up!!
( A/N: He didn't really say cute just ass it's just my opinion of his butt ;) I LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!)
Harry; I don't want to get up!!! Just let me sleep it's Saturday no classes
Ron: As a matter of fact there is a class today
Harry jerked up really quick.
Harry: What class? I don't.....
Ron: You wanna know what the class is called?
Harry: Yeah it would be nice!!
Ron: It is called get your ass up and come help me and Hermione answer questions for your parents
and their friends before we kill you and them for waking us up at 4am studdies.
Harry: oh that class never heard of it good night.
Ron; Harry I know this is hard for you to do but if you don't get your future ass up right now then I'll ...I'll
Harry: What? Go get Voldemort?
Ron: 1: Absolutley not and are you out of your mind and 2: I'll do this. Getis Waterium
Harry suddenly felt a very wet feeling all over his body and relized that Ron had dumped a bucket of water on him.
Harry: That was so NOT funny and I am so going to get you for that!!!
Ron: Whatever just say a drying spell
Harry: Right "Oculas Dryeor" Good I'm dry. And just so you know I am so gonna get you really bad later.
Ron: I'm scared.
Harry: you should be.
10 minutes later Harry was dressed and him and Ron were heading down the stairs to the common room.
Today was a hogsmeade trip so every one who was 3rd year and above was there.
The 1st and 2nd years were all out on the grounds.
So the common room was completely deserted except for 6 people: Hermione, the Mauders and Lily.
Hermione who was facing the stairs was the first to see harry coming down.
It seemed everyone was crowding around her asking questions.
Hermione: Oh thank god Harry I refused to say anything until you came down but they won't leave me alone!!!
They are very annoying that lot!!!
James: Come on kid we got questions!!!
Harry: Oh god this is so gonna suck!!
Hermione: come on Harry look at the bright side you get to spend some time with your parents, godfather, and Remus.
Sirius: Wait I'm your godfather?
Harry: Yeah
Sirius: Awwww thanks James (he gives James a hug while he is fake crying)
James: Get off me padfoot!!!
Sirius: ok lets get some more answers.
Harry: Hold up where are your parents Ron?
Ron: They are ... well they um.... they ....
Harry: Spit it out!!
Ron: They went on a date my parents went on a date!!! ok?
Harry: I thought your mum hated him?
Ron: Yeah well i guess they resolved that cuz I caught them fooling around late last night.
Harry: You probably need a therapist right about now huh?
Ron: you could say that (he shuddered at the thought of it)
James: Hey Lil.....?
Lily: NO!!!!
James: Aw ome on it's gonna happen anyway how else would Harry be here?
Harry: eww eww eww eww eww eww I'm not listening to this la la la la la la la la la la la la
Sirius: Aww is wittle bitty Harry a wittle sensitive about sex? he said in a very baby voice
Harry: I am when it comes to my parents!!! Now shut it Padfoot!!!
Sirius: "Fine" he said pouting
Remus: Not that I wouldn't love to continue on the subject of James and Lily's sex life,
but could we please get on with the questions and answers please?
Lily: We have no sex life!!
James: Not yet anyway.
Harry: I'm so scarred for life!!
Ron: Wow how many scars can you get in one life time?
Harry: Shut it Ron!!!
Ron: Sorry
Harry: My dad and his friends are such perverts.
James: I am not I'm just trying to get the future to go on the right track and that means scoring...
Harry: Don't you dare finish that sentance dad!!!
James: .....with Lily.
As he finished his sentance lily slapped him acrossed the face.
Lily: Don't you dare talk like that around me Potter!!!
Harry: I warned you!!!
James: Um first of all OUCH second of all I'm very sorry and 3rd can we use first names there are 2 Potters here
Lily: Fine!!!
Hermione: ok we should really get going here if we all want to go to bed tonight.
Everyone sat in a line from leftv to right: James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, and Peter(I so hate him!!!)
and across from James sat from left to right Harry, Hermione and Ron.
Harry: ok dad you first
James: When do me and Lily get together?
Harry: I think this year
Lily: I'm doomed.... Ok I have a question do we ever get a divorce?
Harry: Uh no you get murdered instead.
Lily: Here that james you got us killed!!
James: Do not!! Right?
Harry: Well Dumbledore won't really tell me why Voldemort was after you but ...
James: Hold up Voldemort kills us?
Harry: Yeah you guys died trying to save me.
James: Well good to kow your still alive.
Harry: It sucks.
Lily: So where and when does he kill us? How?
Harry: I probably shouldn't say where or a specific date cuz as much as I want to I can't change the future.
but you were killed by the Avadra Kedarvra curse and it happens when I'm a baby.
Lily: How did you survive?
Harry: He turned his wand on me and met his downfall and I got this scar and became famous.
Lily: Well I could see how that would make you famous.
Harry: I hate it. I become famous cuz my parents die. Thats a great way I wanna be remembered.
They should just put a picture of my fore head on a damn weaties box!!
Hermione: Harry calm down your babbling!!
Harry: Sorry a maybe we should go to Sirius before I have a nervous breakdown
Sirius: Does that mean that I'm taking care of you? I don't know anything about babys! Aaaaahhhh!!!
Harry: Shut up you stupid git!! I dont live with you.
Sirius: Well why not? I'm your god father right?
Harry: Yeah but you get sent to Azkaban a couple days after my parents die.
Sirius: What in bloody hell did I do?
Harry: Nothing your innocent you were framed.
Sirius: By who?
Harry: Shouldn't say. but he's at Hogwarts now and you know him.
Sirius: Great that helps it narrows it down to about 100 people is he in Slytherin?
Ron: He should be.
Harry: Anyways after 12 yrs in Azkaban you escape as padfoot
Lily: but it can't be done there are dementors and its on an island
Sirius: You can do it if your super Sirius!!! He stuck out his arms as if he were Superman
Harry: Yeah well you get out and your in hiding for 2 yrs and then your cousin kills you.
Sirius: Bellatrix right? She always hated me.
Harry: Yeah
Hermione: Maybe we should move on before we say something that alters history.
Ron: Oh yeah wouldn't that suck, other people might still be alive and others not (he was giving Peter a death glare)
Hermione: Oh Ron you know what I mean.
Harry; oh will you two please shut up and go snog in a broom closet!
Ron and Hermione: HARRY!!!
Harry: What I know Ron likes you Mione. I heard him moaning your name the other night.
Ron: Harry!! Stop!!
Harry: I told you I was gonna get you back.
Lily: um Hermione I heard you say something last night too.
Hermione: No Mrs. Potter please!!!!1
Lily: It's Lily please never ever ever ever call me Mrs. Potter!!!!
Ron: You were dreaming about me?
Hermione: No and hey you were dreaming about me!!
Sirius:We all know that you 2 were having adult dreams about each other so go off and make your dreams come true!!
Harry: Ditto!!!
Hermione: Um ok can we please finish what we started then MAYBE we can talk about me and Ron ok?
Remus: Yes now what do I do?
Harry: I only know a little about you Moony so work with me You are still a part time werewolf,
you work for the order of the pheonix, and you taught DADA here for a year until
Proffessor Snape told everyone what you do once a month.
James: Snape? As in Severus Snape as in my worst enemy besides Lucious Malfoy?
Harry: uh yeah and he's also my worst enemy besides Voldemort and Draco Malfoy.
Sirius: what gitette would marry Lucious and reproduce?
Harry: Well you probably know her better as cousin Narcissa.
Sirius: ugh I hate my family!!
Harry: Don't forget your elf you should really hate him.
Sirius: Kreacher?
Harry: Yeah he plays a part in you being dead right now.
Sirius: Stupid-good-for-nothing-mangy-house-elf!
Remus: ok so your saying that Snape gets me fired?
Harry: Yeah basically
Remus: And he's a proffessor?
Hermione: and head of Slytherin
Sirius: I'm surprised that slime ball even graduates.
James: Well if it's alright with you Lily dear since that slime actually got one of my best friends fired,
and hates my son I'd say it was time for some serious pranking.
Lily: Normally I would scream at you but considering......
Sirius: Yaaaaahhhhh Pranks!!! Pranks!!! Pranks!!! he chanted
James: Harry Ron Hermione?
Harry: I'm in.
Lily: Your teaching our son pranks nice example your setting for him.
James: Hey don't blame me I'm 16 I don't know anything about being a father!!
So everyone in?
Everyone had answered except for Ron and Hermione.
As soon as Ron was about to answer Hermione drug him to the other side of the room.
Hermione: Ron I don't think this is such a good idea.
Ron: oh come on Mione
Hermione: I think we should let Harry spend some time with his parents and his god father
Ron: but there's nothing to do and I can't talk to my mum and dad we're not making eye contact for the next 6 months
Hermione: You stay with me and we'll find a closet.
Ron: Who are you? And what have you done with Mione?
Hermione: Shut up Ron it's me and I'm serious
Ron: Well how could I say no to that?
Hermione and Ron walk back over to where everyone was sitting.
Harry: So you gonna help us prank Snape or what?
Ron: Normally I would but I just got a better offer..
Harry: What could possibly be better than pranking Severus Snot nose Sanpe?
Sirius: Ron and Hermione sitting in a cupboard licking whip cream off each other. he sang
Hermione: Quit making me out to be some sort of a whore!!!
Harry: Is that the other offer?
Ron: Harry you should be ashamed you know Mione's not like that .
Harry: Yeah but you know what they say "It's always the quite ones"
Hermione: Honestly Harry your turning into your father
James: I'm so proud he said fake crying
Remus: ok can we please plan the prank now?
Peter: What about my future?
Harry: I don't think I want to tell you or your have 7 people in here trying to kill you.
Peter: What in bloody hell did I do?
Harry: Oh nothing you betrayed my parents to Voldemort, frame my godfather and get him thrown in jail,
and are probably right now in the future helping Voldemort plot to kill me for the 3rd time.
Ron looked at James, Lily, and Sirius who all had looks of pure shock and anger and said:
See? I told you guys he was a stupid ass rat!!
Peter: I would never...
Harry: Oh yes you damn well would
Hermione: Hold on everyone stop!!! We have said way way way way too much!!
Ron:Oops Isn't there some kind of spell that will erase specific parts of their memory's like Harry's last sentence?
Hermione: Ron your brilliant!! ok you and Harry take a few steps back and focus 1...2...3.. Oblivious Specificus!!
A bright blue light flashed as if it was a camera.
Hermione: ok whats the last thing you remember Peter?
Peter: You were about to tell me about my future.
Harry: ok you stupid rat your evil and we all hate you.
Peter: What do you mean i'm evil?
Hermione: If there was a house worse than Slytherin you and voldemort would be in it.
Harry: Very well put!!!
Peter: but...
Harry: Ok no more questions or we'll accidently reveal too much.
Hermione: Good idea
James: ok we still have a while before everyone gets back from Hogsmeade wanna plan Snapes prank?
Hermione: Come on Ron lets go.
Ron: but Mione they are just planning can't we stay for that?
Hermione: You can if you want I'll be in the room of requirement.
Ron: uh...Harry loved to help but you know
Harry: Go on Ron
Sirius: Yeah you go get some Ron!!
Hermione: Excuse me? Ron is not getting anything yet! I'm not a slut!!!
Sirius: ok ok easy down girl!
Hermione: I'm not a dog you are!!!!
Sirius: Wait how do you know about that?
Harry: Honestly Sirius we know everything about Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs.
After all I am the only heir of a mauder..... right Prongs?
James: Aww too bad Sirius looks like you never get any!!
Sirius: I'm not the only one look at poor Ron!
Hermione: Guys are such idiots!! Come on Ron we are leaving!!
Ron: ok bye all
All: Bye
Harry: So should we get planning?
James: That's my boy!!!!
A/N 2: I HAVE HAD SOME ONE ASK ME THIS (SHALL REMANE NAMELESS):
THEY ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A RATED R FIC WITH RON AND HERMIONE
THE ANSWER IS NO I DON'T WRITE SEX SCENES OR ANYTHING I JUST JOKE ABOUT IT. LOL
