A/N: OKAY WELL I'D FIGURE I'D WRITE A CHAPTER SINCE I HAVE SOME EXTRA TIME,

BECAUSE I NEVER GO TO SCHOOL ON MY BIRTHDAY. SO HERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right then they heard a loud high pitched girlie scream coming from somewhere under their feet that

sounded through the entire castle.**********************

Hermione: Who was that?

Harry and James: Snape

Sirius: Well come on lets go see our favorite greasy-headed little Slytherin.

They all sat off in a run toward the great hall. When they got their everyone was whispering to their

neighbor at their table trying to guess where the scream came from. The Mauders, Trio and Lily had just

sat down at the Gryffindor table when Lucious Malfoy came running in the hall with his hand outstretched.

And what looked like a very very very tiny 2 inch Snape sitting in his hand.

Lucious: Proffesor Dumbledore!! I woke up this morning and went to wake Severus up and he was 2

inches tall sir.

Dumbledore: Please Mr. Malfoy please bring him up here.

Malfoy did as he was told. He took Tiny Snape up to the head table, and dipostited him right in front

of Dumbledore. But Lucious Malfoy had very bad aim and acidently dropped Snape in Dumbledore's goblet

of Pumpkin Juice. Snape almost drowned at once but luckily Dumbledore was basically the only one who

half liked Severus Snape so he pulled him out of the goblet before he did completely drowned.

Dumbledore: Now please tell me what happened Severus.

Snape: I know it was those bloody damned maurders and their friends sir. He squeaked

Dumbledore: Well I must admitt they have very creative imaginations don't they?

Snape: Proffessor please make them change me back!!!

Dumbledore: oh yes please climb on to my hand Severus.

Snape did as he was told, and climbed right on to Dumbledore's hand and sat down.

Dumbledore walked down from the heads' table and walked over to where Mauders, Trio, and Company

were sitting and sat Snape down right in front of Harry and James.

Dumbledore: Mr. Potters will you two please change back Mr. Snape?

James: Do we have to?

Dumbledore: Yes

James: ok Harry will you do the dishonor?

Harry: Yeah Harry flicked his wand and Snape grew back to his normal size. Unfortunatly his clothes

did not. So Severus Snape is now standing on Gryffindor table completely naked. Although he didn't

relize this.

Sirius: Aaaaaaah MY EYES!! MY EYES!! but noone heard him over Snape screaming at James

Snape: Potter's I'm going to get you for this...how dare you shrink me!!!

James: Well I think some one has a big vocabulary and a still shrunken dic-tionary.

Snape: Huh?? What are you talking about? (He now relizes he is completely naked)

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snape quickly snatches up Harry and James now empty plates and put one over is pale but and the

other plate over his "shrunken dic-tionary" and ran screaming out of the halls like a little girl.

Dumbledore: Now for your punishment (he finally spoke now that he too had stopped laughing)

James: Punshiment?

Dumbledore: Yes I will take 10 points from Gryffindor for the prank and ......

Sirius: And?

Dumbledore: And you will recieve 20 points for your great imaginations.

Harry: Thanks Proffessor!!

Dumbledore just winked and smiled and walked back up to the head table where even Proff. Mcgonnagal

was trying to hide a smile.

James: ok that was um......

Harry: Creepy

Hermione: Horrible

Ron: Where's that therapist when you really need him?

Remus: Ditto

Sirius: Hey James hand me that fork so I can gouge out my eyes

James: No!!! No sharp objects Padfoot.

Sirius: but....

Harry and James: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sirius: Fine but everytime time I close my eyes I'm going to see..... UGH!!! Fork now!!!

James: Unless you want it up your ass i suggest you shut the hell up!!

Sirius: Fine

James: So Ron Hermione what'd you think?

Ron: That was a prank gone horribly wrong!!!

Hermione: Ditto

James: Lily?

Lily: It was really good James except for him being naked.

James: Yeah slight backfire

Lily: Uh-huh

James: Lily?

Lily: Yeah?

James: Can I talk to you out in the hall?

Lily: Um .....I suppose

TO BE CONTINUED...................................