A/N: OKAY WELL I'D FIGURE I'D WRITE A CHAPTER SINCE I HAVE SOME EXTRA TIME,
BECAUSE I NEVER GO TO SCHOOL ON MY BIRTHDAY. SO HERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right then they heard a loud high pitched girlie scream coming from somewhere under their feet that
sounded through the entire castle.**********************
Hermione: Who was that?
Harry and James: Snape
Sirius: Well come on lets go see our favorite greasy-headed little Slytherin.
They all sat off in a run toward the great hall. When they got their everyone was whispering to their
neighbor at their table trying to guess where the scream came from. The Mauders, Trio and Lily had just
sat down at the Gryffindor table when Lucious Malfoy came running in the hall with his hand outstretched.
And what looked like a very very very tiny 2 inch Snape sitting in his hand.
Lucious: Proffesor Dumbledore!! I woke up this morning and went to wake Severus up and he was 2
inches tall sir.
Dumbledore: Please Mr. Malfoy please bring him up here.
Malfoy did as he was told. He took Tiny Snape up to the head table, and dipostited him right in front
of Dumbledore. But Lucious Malfoy had very bad aim and acidently dropped Snape in Dumbledore's goblet
of Pumpkin Juice. Snape almost drowned at once but luckily Dumbledore was basically the only one who
half liked Severus Snape so he pulled him out of the goblet before he did completely drowned.
Dumbledore: Now please tell me what happened Severus.
Snape: I know it was those bloody damned maurders and their friends sir. He squeaked
Dumbledore: Well I must admitt they have very creative imaginations don't they?
Snape: Proffessor please make them change me back!!!
Dumbledore: oh yes please climb on to my hand Severus.
Snape did as he was told, and climbed right on to Dumbledore's hand and sat down.
Dumbledore walked down from the heads' table and walked over to where Mauders, Trio, and Company
were sitting and sat Snape down right in front of Harry and James.
Dumbledore: Mr. Potters will you two please change back Mr. Snape?
James: Do we have to?
Dumbledore: Yes
James: ok Harry will you do the dishonor?
Harry: Yeah Harry flicked his wand and Snape grew back to his normal size. Unfortunatly his clothes
did not. So Severus Snape is now standing on Gryffindor table completely naked. Although he didn't
relize this.
Sirius: Aaaaaaah MY EYES!! MY EYES!! but noone heard him over Snape screaming at James
Snape: Potter's I'm going to get you for this...how dare you shrink me!!!
James: Well I think some one has a big vocabulary and a still shrunken dic-tionary.
Snape: Huh?? What are you talking about? (He now relizes he is completely naked)
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape quickly snatches up Harry and James now empty plates and put one over is pale but and the
other plate over his "shrunken dic-tionary" and ran screaming out of the halls like a little girl.
Dumbledore: Now for your punishment (he finally spoke now that he too had stopped laughing)
James: Punshiment?
Dumbledore: Yes I will take 10 points from Gryffindor for the prank and ......
Sirius: And?
Dumbledore: And you will recieve 20 points for your great imaginations.
Harry: Thanks Proffessor!!
Dumbledore just winked and smiled and walked back up to the head table where even Proff. Mcgonnagal
was trying to hide a smile.
James: ok that was um......
Harry: Creepy
Hermione: Horrible
Ron: Where's that therapist when you really need him?
Remus: Ditto
Sirius: Hey James hand me that fork so I can gouge out my eyes
James: No!!! No sharp objects Padfoot.
Sirius: but....
Harry and James: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Fine but everytime time I close my eyes I'm going to see..... UGH!!! Fork now!!!
James: Unless you want it up your ass i suggest you shut the hell up!!
Sirius: Fine
James: So Ron Hermione what'd you think?
Ron: That was a prank gone horribly wrong!!!
Hermione: Ditto
James: Lily?
Lily: It was really good James except for him being naked.
James: Yeah slight backfire
Lily: Uh-huh
James: Lily?
Lily: Yeah?
James: Can I talk to you out in the hall?
Lily: Um .....I suppose
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
BECAUSE I NEVER GO TO SCHOOL ON MY BIRTHDAY. SO HERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right then they heard a loud high pitched girlie scream coming from somewhere under their feet that
sounded through the entire castle.**********************
Hermione: Who was that?
Harry and James: Snape
Sirius: Well come on lets go see our favorite greasy-headed little Slytherin.
They all sat off in a run toward the great hall. When they got their everyone was whispering to their
neighbor at their table trying to guess where the scream came from. The Mauders, Trio and Lily had just
sat down at the Gryffindor table when Lucious Malfoy came running in the hall with his hand outstretched.
And what looked like a very very very tiny 2 inch Snape sitting in his hand.
Lucious: Proffesor Dumbledore!! I woke up this morning and went to wake Severus up and he was 2
inches tall sir.
Dumbledore: Please Mr. Malfoy please bring him up here.
Malfoy did as he was told. He took Tiny Snape up to the head table, and dipostited him right in front
of Dumbledore. But Lucious Malfoy had very bad aim and acidently dropped Snape in Dumbledore's goblet
of Pumpkin Juice. Snape almost drowned at once but luckily Dumbledore was basically the only one who
half liked Severus Snape so he pulled him out of the goblet before he did completely drowned.
Dumbledore: Now please tell me what happened Severus.
Snape: I know it was those bloody damned maurders and their friends sir. He squeaked
Dumbledore: Well I must admitt they have very creative imaginations don't they?
Snape: Proffessor please make them change me back!!!
Dumbledore: oh yes please climb on to my hand Severus.
Snape did as he was told, and climbed right on to Dumbledore's hand and sat down.
Dumbledore walked down from the heads' table and walked over to where Mauders, Trio, and Company
were sitting and sat Snape down right in front of Harry and James.
Dumbledore: Mr. Potters will you two please change back Mr. Snape?
James: Do we have to?
Dumbledore: Yes
James: ok Harry will you do the dishonor?
Harry: Yeah Harry flicked his wand and Snape grew back to his normal size. Unfortunatly his clothes
did not. So Severus Snape is now standing on Gryffindor table completely naked. Although he didn't
relize this.
Sirius: Aaaaaaah MY EYES!! MY EYES!! but noone heard him over Snape screaming at James
Snape: Potter's I'm going to get you for this...how dare you shrink me!!!
James: Well I think some one has a big vocabulary and a still shrunken dic-tionary.
Snape: Huh?? What are you talking about? (He now relizes he is completely naked)
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape quickly snatches up Harry and James now empty plates and put one over is pale but and the
other plate over his "shrunken dic-tionary" and ran screaming out of the halls like a little girl.
Dumbledore: Now for your punishment (he finally spoke now that he too had stopped laughing)
James: Punshiment?
Dumbledore: Yes I will take 10 points from Gryffindor for the prank and ......
Sirius: And?
Dumbledore: And you will recieve 20 points for your great imaginations.
Harry: Thanks Proffessor!!
Dumbledore just winked and smiled and walked back up to the head table where even Proff. Mcgonnagal
was trying to hide a smile.
James: ok that was um......
Harry: Creepy
Hermione: Horrible
Ron: Where's that therapist when you really need him?
Remus: Ditto
Sirius: Hey James hand me that fork so I can gouge out my eyes
James: No!!! No sharp objects Padfoot.
Sirius: but....
Harry and James: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Fine but everytime time I close my eyes I'm going to see..... UGH!!! Fork now!!!
James: Unless you want it up your ass i suggest you shut the hell up!!
Sirius: Fine
James: So Ron Hermione what'd you think?
Ron: That was a prank gone horribly wrong!!!
Hermione: Ditto
James: Lily?
Lily: It was really good James except for him being naked.
James: Yeah slight backfire
Lily: Uh-huh
James: Lily?
Lily: Yeah?
James: Can I talk to you out in the hall?
Lily: Um .....I suppose
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
