A/N: Thank you everyone for my reviewes!! Please keep em coming!!

Constructive critism welcome harsh mean reviews NOT!!!!

I got so many reviews from the last chapter and almost all of them said

that it was funny but gave them a bad mental image. I'm sorry!

Lily and James walked out of the great hall together very fast so they

wouldn't have to hear Sirius singing James and Lily sitting in a tree.

They walked somewhere where noone could hear them talking.

James: Um Lily I was wondering if you would go out with me?

Lily: James Potter do you relize that this is the 116th time you've asked me out?

James: Lily dear you've been counting?

Lily: No I only really started counting after 3rd year

James: Come on Please go out with me!!!!!????

Lily: You wanna know the real reason i won't go out with you?

James: Yes it would help.

Lily: I'm afraid if I do I'll fall in love with you you'll dump me and break my heart for

one of the blonde bimbos that are always chasing you.

James: Lily you already know i wouldn't dump you

Lily: How do I know?

James: Well for one our son is sitting in the great hall eating breakfast with our friends

Lily: Right i forgot about him

James: I'm shocked you forgot about your own son

Lily: Yeah for awhile

James: So now that you know that we are destined to be together will you go out with me?

Lily: Ok but don't tell Sirius I don't want to hear him teasing me

James: Sorry can't do that Lily

Lily: Why not?

James: Cuz Sirius and me are Best friends we tell each other everything

Lily: Fine but you warn him that if I hear one sex joke or anything

relating I will curse him to oblivion.

James: Whoa.... um..... ok

Lily: Ok lets go back in I think i can hear em joking from here

James: Alright

They walked back into the great hall and sat down at the Gryffindor table.

Sirius: What took you guys so long? Hey James you get any?

Lily pulled out her wand but James grabbed it from her.

James: Lily I haven't got a chance to warn him yet.

Lily: Fine give me back my wand.

James: Now Sirius after i tell you what I am about to tell you, you must not

whatsoever make one sex joke about me and Lily as she has just told me if

you did she would blow you up.

Sirius: Whoa dominate woman I like it....

(James and Lily gave Sirius a death glare)

Sirius: Sorry my bad

James: Whatever anyways after me asking ...how many times again?

Lily: 116

James: After me asking 116 times Lily has finally agreed to go out with me.

Sirius: Oh please let make a joke please!!!!????

Lily: NO!!!!!

Sirius whispers to Harry: You very well may be born this year.

Harry: Ewww Padfoot your disgusting

Lily: What did you say Sirius Black?

Sirius: Promise me you won't curse me?!?!

Lily: What did you say?

Sirius: I just said that my godson Harry here my be born this year.

Lily: Sirius Black you ....you..... pig

James: Speaking of Harry when are you born?

Lily: James!!

James: What? I'm curious!!!!

Harry: July 31st 1989 (A/N: This is actually Dan R. Birthday)

Remus: Hey does anyopne know what time it is?

James: 9am

Remus: Oh my God (he looks around the hall) we've been sitting here so long

we've missed Potions. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Let's go!!!!!

A/N: OKAY I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF A SHORT AND SUCKIE CHAPTER BUT I WAS BORED

AND JUST WANTED TO WRITE A LITTLE SOMETHING!!! SO PLEASE BE KIND WHEN YOU

REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!