Chappy 2

Dumbledore's (did I spell that rite?) life.

Dumbledore is a person a very normal person, or so they thought. One day he was in his office all alone and dancing to "Dancing Queen" in a tube top and flared jeans.

"I am a dancing queen lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala" (sorry don't know the lyrics to well)

"Professor?"

"Ereereeeeeeeerrrrrrr, in a minute!!!!"

"This is important professor!!!" Snape walks in on Dumbledore wearing a tube top and flared jean.

"Professor! You dress like that too?" he throws of his robes reviling tight skirt and spaghetti strap tank top. Started dancing to "Dancing Queen".

"Oh yes forgot to tell you Voldemort is back!"

"I must save the world!!!!"Jumps out the window in "Dancing Queen" outfit.

5 minutes latter in the Forbidden forest.

Running around the forbidden forest is Voldemort with his eye patch and underwear.

"I shall rule the world!!!"

Duumbledore comes out of nowhere.

"No, I shall rule the world!!!"

Voldemort then takes of his underwear(he only has one underwear and has been wearing it for two years.) and puts it on his head, started to run around and yelling.

"you can't catch me!!!!nanananananana!!!"

"I shall catch you!!!"puts a spell Voldemort and turns him into a girl.(s/he whatever has only one underwear on.

"You pervert!"(starts finding a place to hide.

"You are rite I am one. I am the lead of the pervert convention and the Dancing Queen convention." Goes on a rock shouting.

"I'm the pervert of the world!!!!!!"

"ahhhhhahhhhh" (Voldemort screams like my cousin's dog just to tell you.) starts to regain confidence and shouted.

"I shall rule you all!!!"

Will earth be ruled by an evil stupid underwear wearing metal person,or would Dumbledore save the world!!! Find out in the next Chapter of "Harry and His Underwear"!!!

Cliffy, sorry this chapter can't be any longer and PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!(Sorry that I use too many exclamation points for my own good. *Crowd comes and started to yell at me that I'm an exclamation point abuser.* *nervous laugh* "heehehehe?got to run" Corwd chases me around with sticks and rocks.