Chapter 7

The Mauders, Lily and the trio ran as fast as they could toward the dungens.

They got there just as everyone was walking out of the classroom.

Including the very very very very ugly and greasy Snape.

Snape: well if it isn't Potter and company, You missed the lesson

James: Wow your smart you know my name and that we weren't here. GENIUS!!!

Snape: Well why weren't you here? Off snogging your mudblood girlfriend again?

Harry: Don't talk about my mum like that you grease ball!!!!

Snape: I'm sorry did you just say....

Hermione: No he didn't well i think we should go now good bye.. uh.. Snape

They all started running toward the common room before Snape could ask any more questions.

They finally reached the portait hole and panted the password,

(Slytherin Sucks) and went inside. The commmon room was completely empty.

So they all threw themselves everywhere. Lily was sitting on James lap in

a big comfy armchair, Hermione the same with Ron. Sirius, Remus, and Harry

were all sitting on the couch, being disgusted by all the lovey dovey crap.



They all just sat there staring in the fire when James finaly got up the courage

and he to leaned in to kiss Lily. Sirius saw em first and whispered to Harry.

Sirius: Whatever you do don't look to your left.

Harry: Wh... (he turned and looked) ewwww Mum Dad! (They just kept on kissing.)

Harry: Will you please cut it out!

Ron: Here Harry (he hands Harry a pillow)

Harry: Thanks. (he throws the pillow at James and hit hits him right on the side of the head)

JAmes: Hey!!!!!

Harry: Could you please not do that around me? It's just not right to have to see your parents making out.

James: I think maybe it's time I give you a little talk about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Uh bye Dad gotta go! (He runs screaming through the portatait hole.)

Lily: Uh Sirius, Remus, can you go find Harry? I have a feeling he's up at the astronomy tower trying to kill himself.

Ron: no knowing him he's probably in the library trying to find a way outa here.

Hermione: Ooh a trip to libary!

Ron: No i have an idea Sirius and Remus check the library and me and you will go star gazing.

Hermione: No actually you go with Sirius and I'll go with Remus.

Ron: but... I... uh... i... but... Mione?

Hermione: relax ron i was kidding lets go

Sirius to Remus: even though they are going to do it I don't want you to take advantage of me I want a nice dinner and a ring before you get any!

Remus: Shut up Padfoot your disgusting!

Sirius: but thats why you love me!

Sirius, Remus, Hermione, and Ron all went out of the portait hole and split up.

Back in the common room......

(Lily looks at her watch) Wow it's already 10pm I think I'm gonna go to bed.

James: Can i come?

Lily: Now James what am I gonna do with you?

James: What are you gonna do to me?

Lily: i swear before we get married i'm gonna have to de-pervert you!

James: i suppose you will but in the mean time can i come up with you?

Lily: What about my room mates?

James: they are all in the library studing for Flitwicks exam.

Lily: Oh fine but only becuz i wanna see just how you get up the stairs so I can tell Mogonagal.

James: Teachers pet

Lily: I am not!

James: oh you so are!

(James taps the bricks)

Lily: Oh I see just like in Diagon Alley.

James: Please don't tell?

Lily: Fine but only cuz i might want you up there for something and your room is disgusting.

James: Yippee! Can we do it now?

Lily: You have been hanging around Sirius for way too long.

James: I have haven't I? Ok lets go do it now.

Lily: Ugh boys! Is that all you guys ever think about?

James thinks for a minute....

James: Yes basically.

Lily: You know you are a pig....

no you know what I take that back Pigs are gentle, sesitive, and intelligent animals.

James: Oh thats harsh.

Lily: No thats true.

James: Can we go?

Lily: Before we go I just want to make one thing clear you will not be getting any tonight.

Sirius,Remus,Ron,Hermione, and Harry walk in the common room....

Sirius: Awww poor James

Lily: Sirius?

Sirius: YA?

Lily: Shut up before I kill you!

Remus: Uh we found Harry, It took us like an hour but then Sirius

remembered he had the M.M.

Ron: M.M.?

Harry: They are talking about the Maurders map you dummy!

James: You know about that too?

Harry: Of course, i am the only Mauder JR. and I am all knowing!

James: well what about my invis....

Harry: Got it my first year here.

Sirius: Do you know about the secret passages?

Harry: Ya except in my time the only ones that aren't caved in or guarded by filch

are the ones to honeydukes and the shrieking shack.

Remus: You've been to the shrieking shack?

Harry: It's where i first met Sirius and got to knock out Snape.

James: oh I'm so proud!

Harry: oh and by the way Moony?

Remus: Yes?

Harry: You've completely trashed the place.

Remus: Same old Same old

James; Hey Harry there's something I've been wanting to ask you.

Harry: Ya?

James: Are you an animagi?

Harry: No i haven't learned.

James: Well your a maurder you can learn very quick It only took us like a week.

Hermione: Harry don't please? It's illegal.

James: Want us to teach you guys too?

Ron: YA!

Harry: Of course!

Hermione: Ummmmmm...... Oh fine

James: Well we will start first thing tommorow Come on lily lets go to bed.

Harry: Oh god I'm gonna be sick.

James: Oh lets make the first thing tommorow our little talk, then second animagi training.

Lily: Will you stop before he tries to kill himself?

Harry: They'll just come find me again.

James: Ok bedtime everyone get!

Hermione: Uh I think I'm just gonna stay down here and do some homework just let me know when your done please.

James: You got it! Goodnight everyone.

They all start walking up both sets of stairs

Harry: I hope when I wake up tommorow i'm in 2003 and not in this nightmare.

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