"I shall rule you all!!!!!"

"nua!"

"yahu!"

"nua!"

"yahu!"

"nua!"

"yahu!"

One hour latter.

Dumbledore :"I shall torture you with barney!!!!"

"ahhhhh my virgin ear!! You said the B word !"

"I thought the B word was."looks over his sholder to see if anyone is listening. "Britney Spears"

"ahhh stop with the madness!!!"

(A/N Voldemort is still a girl)

"I love you, you love me were a happy family!!! with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you I would say you love me too!!!!!"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"starts to run around and gets a great idea. Starts to sing Telletubes(did I spell that rite?)

"telletubes telletubes!! Great big hug!!!!!!*trys to hug Dumbledore*

"ahhhhhhhh. Girl cooties!!!!!"*voldemort is susesful at hugging Dumbledore.

"potions man to the recuss!!!!"*Indeana Jones theme plays.*

"lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

Dum Dum Dum who's side is potions man on with good previle over evil or will evil previle over good. Find out in thenevt chapter offff "harry and his underwear"